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Author Topic: Ukrainian women for us all - on me. Did you know Ukranian women are hotties?  (Read 1781 times)
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« on: April 14, 2013, 05:55:59 AM »

Ukranian women are supposed to be the hottest women in the world, specifically one village.  They will be crazy in the sack, and give birth easily and clean your apartment.

http://www.elenasmodels.com/ukraine_women.htm

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Come to party to meet you make kind talk to decide melding with Ukrainian girl of style for you



They are so cheap I think I am going to get 3 or 4, one in each flavor. - I would like first shot at these three - get your own.



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This one is crazy to sew fashion magazine dress for to had the sex with handsome Middle Ages man



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This one only desire to make the smart babies and keep nice home for man



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This fat one knows to cook many happy Ukranian dinner and likes to the sexier party for husband




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« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2013, 06:33:16 AM »

I tried to buy Olga

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She looks like she has a strong back. Maybe I'll try later.
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« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2013, 07:09:45 AM »

ukranian chicks are hot?
wow what news
do you guys live under a rock?
never heard of femen?
http://femen.org/gallery
not just hot
also wild + and way cool
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« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2013, 07:15:23 AM »

and clean your apartment.



I'm sold.
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« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2013, 08:20:47 AM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckuBKFkXal8" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckuBKFkXal8</a>
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« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2013, 08:36:04 AM »

Odessa sex slaves

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« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2013, 09:14:26 AM »

You very like much women for buy to you in Evanston for with Chicago Mister Joe?
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« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2013, 09:29:11 AM »

I've only known a couple - really, really hot.

but the two I ran across were also super religious, arranged marriages no drinky-poo, no smoke, no bone'n before marriage.

I imagine the international grifters in the ads are significantly different though.
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« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2013, 09:43:39 AM »

Shaft, meeting Ukranian women is about as easy as putting on a track suit and heading to Brighton Beach, nothing to it.
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« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2013, 09:48:21 AM »

What ab00t the mean streets o' Milwaukee ?
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« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2013, 09:51:23 AM »

You'd want to augment the track suit with a large fur hat, Milwuakee's wicked cold!
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« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2013, 10:32:24 AM »

seeing that naked in person might be too much to handle at one time.
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« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2013, 09:19:22 AM »

All I can think of when I look at these pictures is the smell of boiled cabbage.
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« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2013, 09:23:51 AM »

It might be because you are an ignoramus, Ukrainian food is the best that Eastern Europe has to offer. No wonder you don't have three hot Ukrainian brides on the way, like me, MadJohnShaft.

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MadJohnShaft will become slow once fill with Ukrainian sex and dinner
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« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2013, 09:24:43 AM »

ukranian chicks are hot?
wow what news
do you guys live under a rock?
never heard of femen?
http://femen.org/gallery
not just hot
also wild + and way cool
depends whose opinion you are listening to, plenty of Muslim women think this is a crock of shit as far as it pertains to their liberation. but i guess they protest plenty of issues and they do have their tits out in public. so go revolution go.
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« Reply #15 on: April 15, 2013, 09:29:59 AM »

Eastern European woman are really hot in general.  I really like Czech women.
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« Reply #16 on: April 15, 2013, 09:51:32 AM »

If you only go for their hotness, be ready to be bossed around at all times. Russians and Ukrainians don't take quarters, they're batshit crazy and you can't argue with them, because logic or truth has no place in their reasoning (as far as that works with any woman).

Old Russian joke: Any Russian woman (and include the Ukrainians, they're not that much different) can make three things out of nothing: A dress, a meal and an argument.
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« Reply #17 on: April 15, 2013, 10:27:26 AM »

If you only go for their hotness, be ready to be bossed around at all times. Russians and Ukrainians don't take quarters, they're batshit crazy and you can't argue with them, because logic or truth has no place in their reasoning (as far as that works with any woman)...

d-lung is a Russian woman?

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« Reply #18 on: April 15, 2013, 10:38:23 AM »

It might be because you are an ignoramus, Ukrainian food is the best that Eastern Europe has to offer. No wonder you don't have three hot Ukrainian brides on the way, like me, MadJohnShaft.

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Or perhaps I can't get the smell of boiled cabbage out of my house. That picture of Ukrainian food looks delicious but that casserole in the top right corner looks like it is mostly cabbage and cheese.
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« Reply #19 on: April 15, 2013, 10:39:36 AM »

The cabbage makes the women's poo smell really bad.
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« Reply #20 on: April 15, 2013, 11:03:35 AM »

If you only go for their hotness, be ready to be bossed around at all times. Russians and Ukrainians don't take quarters, they're batshit crazy and you can't argue with them, because logic or truth has no place in their reasoning (as far as that works with any woman).

Old Russian joke: Any Russian woman (and include the Ukrainians, they're not that much different) can make three things out of nothing: A dress, a meal and an argument.

Having dealt with a lot of Eastern Europeans at my last job I know this to be a fact.

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« Reply #21 on: April 15, 2013, 12:10:15 PM »

The only cute ladies in my office are a Ukrainian and a German. Well there's a Japanese girl too but hot Asian girls almost don't count.  It's like yeah, no shit that water's wet.

The Ukrainian's cool but very religious and I get the sense that she and her husband fight all the time. Drama just ain't worth it, kids, at least not past age 25.
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« Reply #22 on: April 15, 2013, 12:13:38 PM »

TONIGHT, LONGSTICK GOES BOOM!!1!
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« Reply #23 on: April 15, 2013, 12:14:46 PM »

No one can touch me when it comes to Eastern European babes
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« Reply #24 on: April 15, 2013, 01:42:53 PM »

No one can touch me when it comes to Eastern European babes


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