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« Reply #50 on: October 12, 2013, 02:20:32 PM »

Don't care for blondes.  Change that wig and we might have something.
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« Reply #51 on: October 12, 2013, 03:10:44 PM »

used to think the same.

but forget hookers, I'd rather fuck a porn star. did they relocate after than new law out there or something? sheeiiit. don't temp me, I'll be out of here like yesterday's news. I'll be headin out west sucka, because they call me a cowboy baby. remember to wipe the hand prints off the windshield for the date the next night. haha, to be young again. to give a shit either way.
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« Reply #52 on: October 12, 2013, 04:41:38 PM »

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« Reply #53 on: October 12, 2013, 04:41:53 PM »

used to think the same.

but forget hookers, I'd rather fuck a porn star. did they relocate after than new law out there or something? sheeiiit. don't temp me, I'll be out of here like yesterday's news. I'll be headin out west sucka, because they call me a cowboy baby. remember to wipe the hand prints off the windshield for the date the next night. haha, to be young again. to give a shit either way.

You do know that most of the porn chicks fuck johns too?  Besides the fact that they have sex for pay in porn...


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« Reply #54 on: October 12, 2013, 05:53:36 PM »

some are hot as fuck though, just where do they find the barely legal ones. watching one yesterday, that video is breathtaking first time I watched it. still is.

see what I'm going through? they want material things, so be it. I'll write a song about it or something. bet. can't find that on the westside of youngstown. I'm leaving because I see absolutely nothing here, not even hope. deluded to take offense to that. it's a thought to leave. ignore my negative posts, I'm always positive it feels good to be the cocksucker mother fucker.

aw fuck it. I forgot all about how people here do things. pain. this town is hurtin. I have no ties here. pretty sure.
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« Reply #55 on: October 14, 2013, 11:24:51 AM »

You know that a distinguished gentleman like myself would go to the top 2 floors. As long as you stay off the bottom 2 floors all of the hookers on the top 2 floors are always smoking hot.
What you do is find the hottest floor 2 girl and the lowest tier floor 3 and see which will give you the best deal.
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« Reply #56 on: October 14, 2013, 02:33:58 PM »

Yeah, what is the price difference between the floors.  Also, will they all do the same stuff or do the lower floors do more stuff or vice versa?
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« Reply #57 on: October 14, 2013, 02:56:40 PM »

floors 1 and 3 have chicks that will only do regular stuff and floors 2 and 4 have chicks that will do anything. so do you want to piss on a really hot chick? you gotta walk all the way up. if you're looking for a dry handy from a hunchback you're in and out in 10 seconds.
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« Reply #58 on: October 14, 2013, 02:59:59 PM »

I don't know dean. It's negotiated. I tenement paying 50 DM for some top floor pussy. That was like $30
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« Reply #59 on: October 14, 2013, 04:15:27 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXZWy5ikkoA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXZWy5ikkoA</a>

This is so great.
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« Reply #60 on: October 14, 2013, 04:26:23 PM »

I don't know dean. It's negotiated. I tenement paying 50 DM for some top floor pussy. That was like $30
remember goddammit not tenement
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« Reply #61 on: October 14, 2013, 04:27:10 PM »

I was walking home super shmammered just after moving to SF. And I walked past this big black hooker standing on the street corner. I ended up getting lost as I hardly knew the city and was shithoused. I ended up walking past the same lady and she started giving me shit. Said something like "you gonna window shop? Or buy something?" To which I told her I was lost and didn't know how to get home. She gave me directions and offered to walk me home.... I declined

One of the nights in SF last week the hostel I stayed at had a pubcrawl. 6 bars total and the last one was in or very near the Tenderloin. The walk back was fairly long and had me a bit nervous but I was with 2 guys so I figured we had okay odds if anything went down not involving knives or guns. Anyway, we saw quite a few big tall extremely curvy women of the night and I was pretty sure some of them were trans although it was hard to tell without staring which I didn't. Early in the walk the group was much larger and 80% shitfaced. A Dutch guy thought it was a good idea to talk to some of the hookers and try to get something going. His friends seemed to be mixed on the idea which provided for a funny little show.

Personally I have no experience with paying for sex but during long dry spells in my 20s I did put some thought into the idea.

I think prostitution should be legalized and taxed in the US but the sex trafficking element of it needs to be eliminated just as general poverty needs to be eliminated.
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« Reply #62 on: October 14, 2013, 10:08:48 PM »

they aint taxing any of my pimp money.
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« Reply #63 on: October 14, 2013, 11:32:25 PM »

Me and a woman I used to work with some 11 years back were talking about the B&D scene and a mutual curiosity about what goes down in those joints. She challenged me to go to a B&D brothel (shit's legal over here) and I said if she'd pay I'd go. So she made some home baking for a fundraiser at our workplace, along with others making donations.
So anyway, it was agreed I wouldn't have sex with the mistress and I requested that nothing got put in my arse. Ended up being a tame-ish 1/2 hour jerk off with some whipping and boot licking and pegs on nipples. I wrote an article about it which was distributed to those that donated. Kinda surreal thinking about it. And I never came
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« Reply #64 on: October 14, 2013, 11:54:45 PM »

Was it like, "this isn't working, so lets stop", or a times up kind of deal?


I had a buddy in school that was playing bass in a death metal band. His older sister hooked them up with a vocalist who had a story about getting a hooker up in BC. I guess he and some other guys were in Vancouver and brought this chick to their hotel. They were running a train, but either due to dope or nerves he couldn't nut and ended up finishing by hand in the corner while his boys had their go at her.
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« Reply #65 on: October 15, 2013, 02:10:39 AM »

my buddies have lots of stories like that. but the post before that reminded me of this brilliant idea end of the night who knows where we came from, the bars or strip clubs maybe back to our buddy's house on campus, he was our age, non traditional student like me, but he mentions an asian parlor so I had money let's go the 3 of us but a hoopie was waiting right on the edge of town, he turns around and almost gets back into the city but we get nailed, truck reeks, we're all searched but the stash is hid well. we get off, but that parlor was busted soon after, I never found where it was, they were all busted afterwards. the black guys got the best private clubs, heard stories of them, our friends were getting laid all night until one night shit broke out and they took the ass whoopings of their lifetimes. doesn't interest me, them lowly chicks don't know their hole is just like the next girl's. find me someone that isn't living under this rock of Youngstown and it's on. you don't know me here and I don't know you. boring, yawn, tell me more about your lack of ambition. but then bigger cities got massive crotch rocket rallies, shutting down gas stations, they try that here in the hood with the hoodlums, but this wigger world you got out there irritates me. then your hipsters, at least I don't have to see a ton of freaks and all the other nonexistent pockets of pigeonholed circles that kids fall into these days. they can't agree on shit, other than it all sucks. back to hookers, brings me back to my buddies when we were 18 they were all fucking the same circle of 15 yr olds and I'd stand proud with our regular chicks saying I stay away from them hoes. oh but when I did nail someone how fast that was shouted out everywhere, always ruining my shit. fucking losers, always, mob wannabes a few years later, stalking me on here across country, but I'll handle it like any other time. I won't even touch a sociopath let alone the drug addled psychopaths this thread was meant for. you just want to play with their titties or something? had every kind. a nice ass though, I'd put up with a lot for one of them. man where'd my selection of 80 go? I don't mind sharing, won't last long though. my feelings are the only ones I care about. like songs I never say the same thing twice to two different girls. there's infinite things to say. you guys probably use what's worked in the past, TOGTFO.


btw, those aforementioned buddies are all dying on pills, crack, and heroin now. don't know what I'll feel when I hear of the first one go. prison, too, that always gets them. once heard someone say that jail is a vacation in Youngstown.
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« Reply #66 on: October 15, 2013, 03:05:14 AM »

Was it like, "this isn't working, so lets stop", or a times up kind of deal?

Ran out of time sounds best, I got granted some overtime. I was a bit high and kinda started losing interest but I was determined. Then all of a sudden there was a knock on the door and a worker called out that my friends were waiting outside for me. All hope was then lost
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« Reply #67 on: October 15, 2013, 09:46:11 AM »

so you didn't know when you got there that you'd have time to prove yourself? bummer for you. don't even know what you could get excited for.
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« Reply #68 on: October 15, 2013, 12:37:45 PM »

Huh, what? No.
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« Reply #69 on: October 15, 2013, 12:58:32 PM »

it's better to wait. otherwise you're looking for your shoes the moment you're done.

man I released myself last night and I'm already exploding because I haven't today yet, maybe I can use this pent up energy to do some good in the world.
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« Reply #70 on: October 15, 2013, 01:00:10 PM »

Asian Butt Sex with Satan is a stonerrock classic, but not really prostitution. You would need to refer to Ron/Danno/MJS trip for prostitution.
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« Reply #71 on: October 15, 2013, 01:04:36 PM »

I'm dancing to Nirvana, some fuck dance thrown in, good enough for me.
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« Reply #72 on: October 15, 2013, 05:27:19 PM »

Asian Butt Sex with Satan is a stonerrock classic, but not really prostitution. You would need to refer to Ron/Danno/MJS trip for prostitution.
one day I'm going to write a death metal song called raped by god.
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« Reply #73 on: October 15, 2013, 05:43:34 PM »

when you turn 14?
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« Reply #74 on: October 15, 2013, 06:28:41 PM »

Every city in the world always has a gang, a street gang, or the so-called outcasts.
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