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Title: Avocado
Post by: black aspirin on July 10, 2013, 01:06:19 PM
Can you believe that other than on a sushi roll (where you don't really taste them), I had never partaken in an avocado in my 40+ years of life until a few weeks ago?  And now I cannot go a day without eating one.  Why didn't you tell me sooner?  Soooooo good.  I might have another one later.
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: Chovie D on July 10, 2013, 01:19:13 PM
wtf?

???
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: Ryno on July 10, 2013, 01:30:56 PM
That's fuckin crazy talk man.
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: RAGER on July 10, 2013, 01:41:41 PM
No shit??  That's almost as weird as this other guy I know that's never eaten an egg. 

Care for a guacamole recipe?
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: black aspirin on July 10, 2013, 01:42:17 PM
I know.  I always avoided them based on the look (same with guacamole, which I now love).  It is crazy, in retrospect.
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: black aspirin on July 10, 2013, 01:43:44 PM
Quote from: RAGER on July 10, 2013, 01:41:41 PM
No shit??  That's almost as weird as this other guy I know that's never eaten an egg. 

Care for a guacamole recipe?

Sure, and any creative way to use avocados.  It seems like I've heard of people eating hummus and avocado sandwiches, and both of those are things I only recently tried and now eat almost daily, so I'm gonna have to give that a shot.
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: Chovie D on July 10, 2013, 01:51:41 PM
gespacho, guacamole, in grilled corn salads, on sandwhiches, burgers and burritos...but start with some good homemade guac.
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: ladysloth on July 10, 2013, 02:08:17 PM
Quote from: RAGER on July 10, 2013, 01:41:41 PM
No shit??  That's almost as weird as this other guy I know that's never eaten an egg. 

we need to get these guys together for a meeting.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RWGogyHD2KU/UVnO5eK2GKI/AAAAAAAADBY/nQ0MWvrdVUc/s640/baked+avocado+bacon+egg+cups.jpg)
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: deleted account on July 10, 2013, 04:09:17 PM
I got Potbelly hooked on 'em at SHoD.  better late than never.

how long you planning on keeping us in suspense with that guac recipe, RAGE?
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: Lumpy on July 10, 2013, 08:57:51 PM
I just made a 4-avocado guacamole (and ate it in two days). Can't decide if that warrants a :D or :(

Didn't remember to buy a lime, but I forged ahead anyway. Avocados were perfectly ripe -- soft enough to mash, but no brown spots.
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 10, 2013, 09:58:50 PM
We always only have one so i need to stretch it - Avocado, salt, cumin, green onion, garlic, jalapeño, cilantro, lime, tomato.   I like to crush the avocado with a potato masher so many irregular whole pieces of avocado remain.

Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: deleted account on July 10, 2013, 11:55:31 PM
you forgot the parsley, sage, rosemary & thyme
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: mortlock on July 11, 2013, 12:10:44 AM
BA try substituting an avocado for the mayo in a tuna sandwich. get back to me with your findings. you will see this is not a conspiracy..
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: Lumpy on July 11, 2013, 01:07:57 AM
I make my guacamole different every time, depending on what I have around. The only mandatory ingredient is avocados, IMO.

chopped tomato
finely chopped onion
finely chopped garlic
lime juice or lemon juice
salsa (if you're out of everything else)
cilantro

in any combination. The only thing listed above which I won't add is cumin. I've never added jalapenos but I guess that could work. I'd rather keep it mild though.
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: Muffin Man on July 11, 2013, 01:13:35 AM
a fickle fruit. That baked one LS posted looks amazing!

Trivia - alligator pear. I got another one if that sounds good. ok, Mexican butter. Love the aguacate!
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: Lumpy on July 11, 2013, 01:27:26 AM
More trivia: one cup of avocado has 10 grams of fiber. That is hella good for something that isn't a bean. ;)
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: Muffin Man on July 11, 2013, 01:34:35 AM
I had Avacado in soup one day. the sliperry and fresh yellow-green slivers in juxtoposition to the red colored soup was....well, it worked.
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: mortlock on July 11, 2013, 01:35:58 AM
anything you do with an avocado works because they are fucking delicious..
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: Muffin Man on July 11, 2013, 01:38:12 AM
They are so good but I stil can;t figure out how to pick one or ripen it. How many species\kinds are there?
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: Muffin Man on July 11, 2013, 01:39:47 AM
I like them better than melons. Although, rubbing them on melons comes to mind. Avacado party!
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: mortlock on July 11, 2013, 01:46:24 AM
get it when its firm..put it on your counter in a brown paper bag in it will be ripe in a day or two.. it gets soft when its ripe. pretty much the opposite of most veggies and fruits..
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: Lumpy on July 11, 2013, 02:08:26 AM
Yeah, I usually buy a few at various degrees of firmness, so they won't all be ready at the same time.
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: Muffin Man on July 11, 2013, 02:16:53 AM
cool, got the paper bag. good one.

Lumpy, that's smart. I need to buy a few at a time rather than just one at a time.
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: deleted account on July 11, 2013, 02:24:03 AM
Haas avocados ripen from the inside out, so when they're soft to the light squeeze they're ready.  however, there's at least one other variety that ripens from the outside in, so that softness won't necessarily indicate ripeness
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: Muffin Man on July 11, 2013, 02:33:40 AM
aha, interesting
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: deleted account on July 11, 2013, 02:44:32 AM
also, there is no cumin, cilantro, or oregano in guacamole.  no herbs or spices whatsoever.  the addition of these items turns what used to be guacamole into an entirely different dish:  gringomoley
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: Muffin Man on July 11, 2013, 03:20:17 AM
Sounds straight. I googled cumin guacamole. It might work but I never heard of cumin in guac, nor would I want it. Should be Fresh and crisp mix. Cumin would weigh it down, man.  Sounds foreign. Is Cumin used in Mexican cooking?

edit; Shaft, it's your 3rd ingredient ? I will try cumin in a batch.
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: deleted account on July 11, 2013, 03:27:01 AM
ground beef for tacos
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: Muffin Man on July 11, 2013, 03:35:15 AM
ok. very workable. A Oaxacan chicken taco is hard to top! I love my ground beef too hotter than heck, several forehead towels for sure. And an egg on top (tex mex?)


Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 11, 2013, 10:01:32 AM

The California spin on cuisine is an act against mankind.
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: black aspirin on July 11, 2013, 10:12:46 AM
Why is RAGER holding out on us?  I stayed up all night waiting on the guacamole recipe...guess I have to sleep now.
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 11, 2013, 10:51:51 AM
The secret ingredient is salt.
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: deleted account on July 11, 2013, 12:29:24 PM
no, it's not secret, it's essential.  but thanks for attempting to unlock the mysteries of Mexican cuisine via Wisconsin all the same
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: Chovie D on July 11, 2013, 01:16:54 PM
bacon bits..or even a lil bacon grease really adds to guac.

no cumin, definetly no cilantro.

Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 11, 2013, 01:22:42 PM

My guacamole would take your guacamole to school, son.
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: Chovie D on July 11, 2013, 01:23:44 PM
your guacamole is soft nahmean?
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: RAGER on July 11, 2013, 02:00:19 PM
Sorry been busy workin deals.

RAGER GUACAMOLITO.

Avocados mashed roughly with a pastry cutter ( the U shaped wire thingey)
Stir in-
salt
lime juice
garlic powder
onion powder
some hot sauce
Fold in
diced tomatoes
chopped cilantro
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: Chovie D on July 11, 2013, 02:04:12 PM
cilantro? disqualified. >:(
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: RAGER on July 11, 2013, 02:11:11 PM
Nope.  cilantro rules.
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: deleted account on July 11, 2013, 02:11:30 PM
that's a piss poor gringomoley recipe RAGER.  

ps- you know who endorses cilantro in guac?  bridget
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: RAGER on July 11, 2013, 02:18:09 PM
I like it smooth hence the garlic and onion powder.  Usually making it for others too so they no likey the chunks of onions or garlic.
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: deleted account on July 11, 2013, 02:21:36 PM
you making it for octagenerians?  and Shaft?
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 11, 2013, 03:19:56 PM

priest inhales food without feeling, we can tell.
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: Chovie D on July 11, 2013, 05:26:40 PM
cilantro is great but is not atda ingredient in guacamole and for me, it ruins it.
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: RAGER on July 11, 2013, 05:35:28 PM
Nothing wrong with just lime, salt, avo, and tomatoes either.
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: MichaelZodiac on July 11, 2013, 05:59:25 PM
Mine's close to RAGER's but no tomato. And I finely cut red onion & squash the garlic because I'm handy with a knife.
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: black on July 11, 2013, 06:32:14 PM
Quote from: Chovie D on July 11, 2013, 05:26:40 PM
cilantro is great but is not atda ingredient in guacamole and for me, it ruins it.

Add me to this list.
Not much of a cilantro on anything fan. Too much of a dominating flavor that I don't enjoy that much to begin with. But if you dig it, knock yourself out. Just warn me before I start dipping.
Thanks!
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: Lumpy on July 11, 2013, 08:20:20 PM
The lime or lemon juice replaces salt. You really don't need salt.

Also, upon further review, cilantro doesn't belong in there. And neither do jalapenos.
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: Demon Lung on July 11, 2013, 08:21:38 PM
Damn y'all! The lumpster just schooled y'all on guacamole.
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: RAGER on July 11, 2013, 08:22:53 PM
Man do I lerv cilantro.
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: Demon Lung on July 11, 2013, 08:27:39 PM
Cilantro is good stuff
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: deleted account on July 12, 2013, 10:37:09 PM
Quote from: black aspirin on July 10, 2013, 01:06:19 PM
Can you believe that other than on a sushi roll (where you don't really taste them), I had never partaken in an avocado in my 40+ years of life until a few weeks ago?  And now I cannot go a day without eating one.  Why didn't you tell me sooner?  Soooooo good.  I might have another one later.

Rock'n'Rolls?  with the eels?  you totally taste 'em
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: black aspirin on July 12, 2013, 10:52:58 PM
Quote from: priest on July 12, 2013, 10:37:09 PM
Quote from: black aspirin on July 10, 2013, 01:06:19 PM
Can you believe that other than on a sushi roll (where you don't really taste them), I had never partaken in an avocado in my 40+ years of life until a few weeks ago?  And now I cannot go a day without eating one.  Why didn't you tell me sooner?  Soooooo good.  I might have another one later.

Rock'n'Rolls?  with the eels?  you totally taste 'em

They're in several sushi rolls that I've had.  But that's kinda how sushi is, to me...it's not that one ingredient that you taste, it's the blend of them all.

On another note, the avocado I had with my sandwich wrap and cottage cheese tonight was PERFECT.  I followed it up with a couple of Cutie oranges for dessert.  OK, four of them (I can never eat just two).
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: Dr.Zayus on July 14, 2013, 11:19:16 AM
Avocado
chopped tomatoes
finely chopped onion
finely chopped jalapeño(more seeds for more heat)
finely chopped garlic
lemon or lime juice(to keep it from turning brown)
salt

That's what goes in guacamole.
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: deleted account on July 14, 2013, 06:21:11 PM
we have a winner
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: Ryno on July 14, 2013, 06:57:55 PM
Quote from: Dr.Zayus on July 14, 2013, 11:19:16 AM
Avocado
chopped tomatoes
finely chopped onion
finely chopped jalapeño(more seeds for more heat)
finely chopped garlic
lemon or lime juice(to keep it from turning brown)
salt

That's what goes in guacamole.

It's not the seeds that give you heat.  It's the veins inside. 

That's a pretty righteous recipe though. As for the cumin haters, I think a shake or two of good, freshly ground cumin does wonders for guac.  Adds a hint of sweetness to your scent receptors, but isn't actually sweet.  A little earthy too!
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: Sparkle Motion on July 14, 2013, 08:07:50 PM
Quote from: Lumpy on July 11, 2013, 08:20:20 PM
The lime or lemon juice replaces salt. You really don't need salt.

Also, upon further review, cilantro doesn't belong in there. And neither do jalapenos.

You always need salt
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: JemDooM on July 14, 2013, 08:14:07 PM
I like to make an avocado and banana milkshake, you should try it it's seriously amazing!
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: Lumpy on July 14, 2013, 08:35:03 PM
Quote from: Sparkle Motion on July 14, 2013, 08:07:50 PM
Quote from: Lumpy on July 11, 2013, 08:20:20 PM
The lime or lemon juice replaces salt. You really don't need salt.

Also, upon further review, cilantro doesn't belong in there. And neither do jalapenos.

You always need salt

I figure there is enough salt on the chips.
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: deleted account on July 14, 2013, 08:45:02 PM
avocado and salt is a marriage made in heaven.  do not force a hellish divorce
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: RAGER on July 14, 2013, 08:55:32 PM
Mexicans amply salt everything.
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: deleted account on July 14, 2013, 09:18:33 PM
and they got the best food.  coincidence?
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: mertzy on July 14, 2013, 09:57:19 PM
Quote from: RAGER on July 14, 2013, 08:55:32 PMMexicans amply salt everything.
Not this Mexican ! I hate salt. Most of my Mexican family covers their food with salt, and all they all have high blood pressure.
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: Lumpy on July 15, 2013, 03:03:30 AM
Not this Mexican either!*

*(I'm not Mexican)
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: deleted account on July 15, 2013, 03:15:42 AM
I've eaten so much Mexican food they should at least give me an honorary degree
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: deleted account on July 15, 2013, 04:05:14 AM
I just realized all I ate today was Taco Bell and El Pollo Loco
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: Lumpy on July 15, 2013, 04:07:35 AM
You're an honorary Mexican and you eat at Taco Bell?  ???
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: deleted account on July 15, 2013, 04:21:50 AM
I mostly take out, actually.  and mostly because none of the local taquerias and roach coaches will sell me 5 bean burritos and all the sauce packets I can stuff into the remainder of that plastic bag and yet still leave room for way too many napkins as a makeshift lid for $5.95 out the door.  that's all-weekend eatin' for under 6 bucks my friend.  and still probably somewhat more nutritious than its serving size equivalency in ramen
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: RAGER on July 15, 2013, 10:46:46 AM
Has anybody suggested that maybe you should learn to cook?  Mexican food is super easy for the most part and whatever you cook on your own has to be way better than Taco Hell.  The asian stuff is a little more complex.
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: ez on July 15, 2013, 10:56:37 AM
What's this no cilantro in guacamole horseshit. If you're one of those incredibly unfortunate people who are (supposedly) genetically predisposed to hating on that fine fine green then that's a pretty sad state of affairs - for you. But don't go saying it doesn't belong in guac.
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 15, 2013, 11:50:19 AM
That's the same ingredient list I posted - dumb ass.
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: deleted account on July 15, 2013, 12:55:10 PM
Quote from: RAGER on July 15, 2013, 10:46:46 AM
Has anybody suggested that maybe you should learn to cook?  Mexican food is super easy for the most part and whatever you cook on your own has to be way better than Taco Hell.  The asian stuff is a little more complex.

don't have time to cook lately, and trying to save $ so I can make it to Portland in August on our "tour".  when I'm ready to cook again, Fart Soup is back in effect.

ez- cilantro is great, but like other great herbs it has no right to fuck up guacamole
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 15, 2013, 12:58:29 PM
Meant Vegan dumb ass
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: deleted account on July 15, 2013, 01:29:04 PM
go toast more marshmallows, Shaft.  hey, try sprinkling some cumin!
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 15, 2013, 03:28:48 PM
I said Vegan
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: deleted account on July 15, 2013, 04:42:01 PM
and I said cumin
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: JemDooM on July 15, 2013, 05:17:55 PM
I was once served an avocado with just balsamic glaze drizzled over it, it was pretty good....
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: mortlock on July 16, 2013, 12:33:51 AM
she said "balsamic glaze"..
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: Demon Lung on July 16, 2013, 07:31:27 AM
"Drizzled all over it" I have a semi.
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 16, 2013, 11:18:25 AM
My guacamole would stop the Mexican Army invasion and cause strange women to give it to me right here and now...
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: ez on July 16, 2013, 11:49:41 AM
My guac, besides ample amounts of cilantro, contains charred tomatillos.

It ain't nothing to fuck with.
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: deleted account on July 16, 2013, 12:45:21 PM
try as you might, you're just not gonna out-delusional Shaft, ez
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: Chovie D on July 16, 2013, 01:27:45 PM
wtf?..why dont you all just toss some saffron in your guac too ? why not? maybe some anchovies ? how bout peaches?
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 16, 2013, 01:42:51 PM
You're the obvious connoisseur - I don't even think an Avocado would slow down from 55 MPH for you to even know you were eating it, amigo.


(http://i1153.photobucket.com/albums/p520/madjohnshaft/priest_zps8d87a2e5.jpg)



In stark contrast - look at me - you can tell I know what is delicious.

(http://i1153.photobucket.com/albums/p520/madjohnshaft/photo_zps09512272.jpg)
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: deleted account on July 16, 2013, 02:48:34 PM
I don't know about that, but your impersonation of Lurch eating a taco is top-notch
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: Muffin Man on July 16, 2013, 03:02:33 PM
oops, I FU'd
anywho, NM.

So, good day for Guac!
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: JemDooM on July 16, 2013, 04:25:37 PM
Shafty you look like you've been told to eat over the sink for the crumbs but have already started to stray away like a maniac....

A few weeks ago I was making fajitas and I learned the hard way that if you cook avocado it goes bitter. I found out at the last second it was far from ripe so I threw it in the frying pan...

And I'm not trying to give anyone a semi this time...
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 16, 2013, 05:22:39 PM
Food from the British Empire

***shudder***
Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: JemDooM on July 16, 2013, 07:07:06 PM
Just because it isn't 20 times the size it needs to be, smothered in BBQ sauce corn syrup and bacon, and come with a side of 1 million fries and 50 litres of 'soda' that doesn't mean it's not good shafty....

Title: Re: Avocado
Post by: Demon Lung on July 16, 2013, 07:33:36 PM
Quote from: JemDooM on July 16, 2013, 04:25:37 PM
Shafty you look like you've been told to eat over the sink for the crumbs but have already started to stray away like a maniac....

A few weeks ago I was making fajitas and I learned the hard way that if you cook avocado it goes bitter. I found out at the last second it was far from ripe so I threw it in the frying pan...

And I'm not trying to give anyone a semi this time...
anytime people start talking about things being ripe...