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Title: Marshmallow toasting technology breakthrough
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 15, 2013, 11:50:56 AM
Busting some science....

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Title: Re: Marshmallow toasting technology breakthrough
Post by: Pissy on July 15, 2013, 01:57:33 PM
So a green double twig carefully supporting the X,Y components of our 3D Euclidean reality?  How does the spring loaded bent over Y handling portion of your machine not rip that melty goodness to shreds? Or spring it off the steek?

Unless of course the middle of your marshmallow is still cool, holding the package in place,  in which case ... Pfft. You get a "foreskin only" marshmallow.
Title: Re: Marshmallow toasting technology breakthrough
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 15, 2013, 03:28:22 PM
Very good question - the bent portion is sort of that shape already and puts little pressure on the marshmallow - other than to keep it from falling off or spinning around the stick - otherwise you are right it would fling it off once the inside liquified.... maybe that's another variation for self defense purposes.

Title: Re: Marshmallow toasting technology breakthrough
Post by: Dr.Zayus on July 16, 2013, 12:06:58 AM
What you need to do is get a piece of aluminum foil, and put a banana in it. Slit it down the middle, put some marshmallows,, some chocolate, and crumbled up Graham crackers in the middle of the banana. Wrap up the foil, and then throw it I'm the coals for a few minutes. Then enjoy.  S'mores will never be good enough after that.
Title: Re: Marshmallow toasting technology breakthrough
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 16, 2013, 01:46:57 PM
I did that but with the apples from the neighbors tree, some cut up Rhubarb from my sad Rhubarb patch, golden raises, butter, nuts, brown sugar and whatever else I throw in before sealing up (plantains? cinnamon? cayenne? etc).  Set on grill til after the dinner's eaten.


Server over ice cream. Delicious.
Title: Re: Marshmallow toasting technology breakthrough
Post by: Sparkle Motion on July 17, 2013, 08:18:59 AM
Quote from: Pissy on July 15, 2013, 01:57:33 PM
So a green double twig carefully supporting the X,Y components of our 3D Euclidean reality?  How does the spring loaded bent over Y handling portion of your machine not rip that melty goodness to shreds? Or spring it off the steek?

Unless of course the middle of your marshmallow is still cool, holding the package in place,  in which case ... Pfft. You get a "foreskin only" marshmallow.

EEEEEEEEEE ERRRRRRRRRR!  EEEEEEEEEE ERRRRRRRRRR!  EEEEEEEEEE ERRRRRRRRRR! NERD ALERT!
Title: Re: Marshmallow toasting technology breakthrough
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 17, 2013, 08:26:23 AM
Nerds are in in food.
Title: Re: Marshmallow toasting technology breakthrough
Post by: Sparkle Motion on July 17, 2013, 09:43:36 AM
Title: Re: Marshmallow toasting technology breakthrough
Post by: Sparkle Motion on July 17, 2013, 01:09:22 PM
Shaft - Did you smite me because I called you and Pissy nerds?
Title: Re: Marshmallow toasting technology breakthrough
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 18, 2013, 09:05:36 AM
No, I smite you because I suspect you changed your user name to this one from some other more familiar one and I fucking hate that.
Title: Re: Marshmallow toasting technology breakthrough
Post by: Pissy on July 18, 2013, 09:08:16 AM
Quote from: MadJohnShaft on July 18, 2013, 09:05:36 AM
No, I smite you because I suspect you changed your user name to this one from some other more familiar one and I fucking hate that.


He's not an alias shaft. He was was SparkleMotion in ElDanno land too.
Title: Re: Marshmallow toasting technology breakthrough
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 18, 2013, 09:11:12 AM
I don't want to change this opinion so I will ignore the facts
Title: Re: Marshmallow toasting technology breakthrough
Post by: Pissy on July 18, 2013, 09:16:57 AM
Smote.
Title: Re: Marshmallow toasting technology breakthrough
Post by: Sparkle Motion on July 18, 2013, 09:35:14 AM
Well, I smite you because you smited me and I fucking hate that.
Title: Re: Marshmallow toasting technology breakthrough
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 18, 2013, 09:37:02 AM
Sorry, you can't repeat a Focus action without waiting 1 hours.
Title: Re: Marshmallow toasting technology breakthrough
Post by: Sparkle Motion on July 18, 2013, 09:48:16 AM
Is that like waiting half an hour after eating before going swimming?
Title: Re: Marshmallow toasting technology breakthrough
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 18, 2013, 10:29:01 AM
Marshmallows - you can make your own. Not sure why you would want to though....
Title: Re: Marshmallow toasting technology breakthrough
Post by: Sparkle Motion on July 18, 2013, 10:32:01 AM
My son and I made them one time.  They were kind of a big sticky mess. They tasted good though. 

I doubt I will ever make them again.  Not a terrible rainy day activity.