I was floating around the web and happened across a killer looking web page for Chef types. It wasn't just recipes. I can't find it again, the fuckers. Got a good ones?
I usually Google a recipe and compare (or Google based on ingredients or cuisine).
I use google image for what I want to make and flip through until I see something that looks right. Usually that gives you allrecipes, food tv, or one of those (the comments section are a mix of bitchy and idiotic). Recipes that use canned ingredients, when fresh are just as easy, bug me. TV cooks like - Martha Stewart, Bobby Flay, Emeril, Tyler Florence, Herbert Keller, Alton Brown usually have solid usable recipes.
I like food52 a lot, they seem to have the balance of interesting technique plus legit recipes.
http://food52.com (http://food52.com)
Amazing ribs for all things meat and meat related. He's got a myth-busting attitude I like.
http://amazingribs.com/index.html (http://amazingribs.com/index.html)
I'm starting my own cooking show. I have a few episodes recorded already in post production. I'm going with a noisecore approach. Every episode is less than a minute long.
so is it like a montage each time, or is it only shit that can be prepared in a minute or less?
Poultry needs to be cooked to an adequate internal temperature - you may get ill with such a brief cooking time.
the show only shows the finished meal and I narrate and finish with my signature sign off. ill post the episodes here soon. its going to go big, im expecting to have my show get picked up by food network.
this place can be the beta test and you guys can rate the episodes. make suggestions and stuff, then ill tell you to fuck off and start your own show if you think you can do better.
Make that pasta with sausage and white beans. The secret is to splash some olive oil, after you dish it up.
hell yeah. next time i make it there will be an episode taped.
so far the episodes are as follows.
1. pan fried pork chops
2. clams casino
3. ny strip steaks
4. pico de gallo
5. eggs and corned beef hash
Moar!!1!!
I would like to see more of the corded phone.
The Swamp's internet is so shitty, it takes aboot five minutes to get a full streaming episode withoot stalling.
I thought there would be grindcore playing and you'd scream the recipes, shaky cam, fast editing and so on. The video equivalent of grindcore (that would be a lot of extra work though).
Otherwise, it's good! I like the 45 second lengths, I feel like that's the right amount of viewing time to commit to the topics.
Quote from: Jor el on May 20, 2016, 12:15:18 AM
I would like to see more of the corded phone.
+1
Anxiously anticipating the Savoy Truffle Episode.
that's great, morty. i like the invisible sidekick's input.
You could quickly plate the food at the end for a bunch of hot girls that oooh and awwww.
EPISODE 6 [feat. corded phone]
Corded Rotary Phone!!1!
FTW!!!
Sweet Baby Jesus on the Cross
Springtime on Daaave's Cookinshow.
Wow, a roasted jalapeno... you're eating a vegetable? ???
EPISODE 10 - i get tripped up by my lovely assistant. thats what happens when you record this shit live.
that tuna for the mac salad better have come with extra dolphin!
I like how the lovely & talented assistant tries to chime in on your catchphrase.
Quote from: Jor el on June 01, 2016, 11:58:38 PM
I like how the lovely & talented assistant tries to chime in on your catchphrase.
I don't and she was spoken to about it. You don't walk on my signature sign off.
Should these all be moved to your own thread?
I agree.
1) The host's sign off is his and his alone.
Even if he's boning (food forum reference) you, you can't mess with his sign off.
2) This is more than deserving of it's own thread.
Who moderates this forum? Doesn't the new upgrade
automatically take care of this sort of thing?
Yeah, start a new thread. If you need help push F1.
in the time it took you to post that, you could have started the thread yourself.
Yeah
STONER HULK ON EDGE OF SEAT HERE. STONER HULK NEED CLOSURE ON HOST SIGN OFF KERFLUFFLE ANECDOTE. STONER HULK ALSO IMPATIENTLY AWAITING GARBAGE PLATE EPISODE! MORTLOCK NEED TO SHIT OR GET OFF POT.
HA! STONER HULK SAY POT!
STONER HULK NEED START OWN FOOD BLOG
TELL STONER HULK ABOUT IT!
Quote from: STONER HULK on June 11, 2016, 05:50:26 PM
STONER HULK ON EDGE OF SEAT HERE. STONER HULK NEED CLOSURE ON HOST SIGN OFF KERFLUFFLE ANECDOTE. STONER HULK ALSO IMPATIENTLY AWAITING GARBAGE PLATE EPISODE! MORTLOCK NEED TO SHIT OR GET OFF POT.
HA! STONER HULK SAY POT!
EPISODE 11
Y E S
STONER HULK ENJOY GARBAGE PLATE EPISODE REPLETE WITH ELABORATE STAGING AREA CONTAINING GRATUITOUS SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION OF MUSIC THAT NOT REALLY MUSIC THAT NOBODY CARE ABOUT AND COOKING THAT NOT REALLY COOKING. MORTLOCK COOKIN SHOW APPEAL TO STONER HULK SEVERELY LIMITED ATTENTION SPAN! KIND OF LIKE MILLENIAL ATTENTION SPAN ON CRACK.
Fucking STONER HULK and Dave's cooking show in the same thread - EPIC!
...."davescookingshow!"