PIZZA

Started by mortlock, September 30, 2011, 01:57:43 AM

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MadJohnShaft

Shut up, Vegan fool.
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RacerX

Quote from: MadJohnShaft on February 28, 2014, 01:47:16 PM
Shut up, Vegan fool.


I may be vegan, but I'm no fool, you tool.

Not only that, but my dick still gets rock-hard without Viagra, LimpDongShaft.
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RAGER

The only vegan/veg that should be allowed to post in this forum is Jem.  She actually posts content.
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RacerX

Fuck off if you don't like my Polynesian Tofu, JACK.
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Lumpy

Rock & Roll is background music for teenagers to fuck to.

RAGER

I didn't notice there was a pizza in that picture at first.

Pizza. Spelled p-i-zed-zed-a
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MadJohnShaft

Eat the pizza, drink the wine, make love to the woman.

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MadJohnShaft

Back to pizza - first I put the rack all the way to the top, put the stone there, and out it on 500 degrees.   A whole hour would be ideal.


Then I stretch it out, let it relax for a while, brush the crust with olive oil. I have frozen single pizza portioned plastic bags of my homemade tomato sauce and always use mozzarella cheese.   Sometimes with tons of vegetables and sometimes with none.  The longer it stays in the oven the better it is so I have to keep an eye on it.
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Lumpy

#283
Quote from: MadJohnShaft on February 28, 2014, 07:11:54 PM
Eat the pizza, drink the wine, make love to the woman.



But not in that order.

Do you make your own fresh mozzarella? You make it by hand.

http://thepioneerwoman.com/cooking/2012/07/making-fresh-mozzarella/
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mortlock

yeah, im doing it like this.. drink the beer and rip bongs, bang the chick, chow pizza..

MadJohnShaft

Eat the beer, drink the woman, fuck the pizza
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peoplething

^ this is why I love you guys, everything follows a natural progression.

kinda like in 'idiocracy' when Fuddrucker's turns into buttfucker's.
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MadJohnShaft

Think of vegan pizza made in Phoenix

I know, I know.
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RAGER

More like vegan gluten free pizza from Albuquerque. eesh.
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mortlock

how about a prolapsed rectum pizza??

juggernaut

Quote from: mortlock on March 07, 2014, 01:40:34 AM
how about a prolapsed rectum pizza??

Because not everyone enjoy's deep dish pizza.

:-*

MadJohnShaft

Vegan fools




Tofurky yourself.

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Lumpy

I would eat that.
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MadJohnShaft

#293
I would use that to get Julia's Rav 4 out of the snow but I wouldn't think of eating it


Lou Malnatis




Giordanos




Ginos East




Pizzeria Uno

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Lumpy

Look at the monster crust on the Giordano's one. Hell yes.

Spinach & Mushroom - hear me now and believe me later.
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MichaelZodiac

That looks like insane munchies food.
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RacerX

gotta say, if eating prolapsed rectum pizza isn't insane, I don't know what is.
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RAGER

Go away veganlastword. People who eat food are talking.
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RacerX

^Enjoys prolapsed rectum DEEP DISH STYLEE.
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dude, you're not gonna let him get the last word, are ya?