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Title: So I watched The Canyons
Post by: The Bandit on December 26, 2013, 09:52:56 AM
Terrible

But it did get me to thinking, is this the way Hollywood is?  Insanely shallow, boring and kind of gay?

Bolt, care to weigh in?
Title: Re: So I watched The Canyons
Post by: boltthrow on December 27, 2013, 08:45:03 PM
She has some great norks but the movie was pure LA ennui Jay McInerny shit.
Title: Re: So I watched The Canyons
Post by: The Shocker on December 28, 2013, 10:54:20 AM
Too bad she fucked her face up already.

Movie was written by Bret Easton Ellis, so you were close.
Title: Re: So I watched The Canyons
Post by: boltthrow on December 28, 2013, 11:29:21 AM
Sorry, I get my "peaked in the 80s" writers confused.
Title: Re: So I watched The Canyons
Post by: bitter on December 28, 2013, 12:18:05 PM
I watched a compilation of the movie's sex scenes on xhamster and her face truly looks like dog shit. Like chloe nicole, the junkie's lines never quite fade.

Sex looked boring