Like, brah, why do you even care about fuckin' zombies? That shit ain't real. Know what's real? Fuckin' filoviruses, brah. Fuckin' Ebola is out there, man, or something even worse and we're going to die horribly with blood squirting out of our orifices.
The Hot Zone is a good mini-series best enjoyed in your Level A hazmat suit.
Welcome to 1995
Also, this nuclear meltdown in Chernobyl seems really bad, dudes.
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