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I don't know why I keep watching M Night Shatupon movies, but I do. Maybe a perverse thrill at seeing how far he's fallen. This movie is shit, watch at your own risk.
A lot, unfortunately.
Insidious was pretty much crap. That's the most recent one.
Devil wasn't actually directed by Shyamalan though was it? Not that it makes a hair of difference, really.
^Oh yeah, there it is. Right in the fine print of the poster. Written and Produced
And it's From His Mind!!!!
Insidious got decent reviews, will most likely watch it, crap or not.
MacGruber. It was shit, but kind of funny.
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Hobo With A Shotgun. Pure stupidity.
But definitely fun.
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I expected it to be along the lines of Machete...but it was nowhere as good as that. I really thought it was horrible.
really surprised anyone would even bother with M Night Sham movies at this point..I learned my lesson about 3-4 flicks back.
Hobo with a Shotgu was schlock, but fun movie. What did you expect? Never takes itself seriously..
The Ledge <------stay far away from this piece of shit..watched it on a 'blind' on demand purchase. One of the worst movies Ive seen in a few years
Insidious is pure shit.
Pure.
I watched this crap recently:
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But after watching:
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It somehow got better. Totally recommend that you see them.
That poster for Troll 2 is a million times better than the movie.
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That poster for Troll 2 is a million times better than the movie.
"You can't piss on hospitality, I won't allow it!"
That beginning or setting up for Insidious I thought was good, it went downhill fast when it started revealing stuff.
Finally watched Insidious, boy was that a dumb movie. Rose Byrne is hot though.
Apollo 18, should have just downloaded it.
Is it essentially Blair Witch on the moon? That's what the previews look like to me.
Pretty much except less shaky cameras, I mean, FWIW, the plot itself is cool when you think about it as I find aliens much more sinister than ghosts/demons. Yet somewhere along the way, they screwed things up majorly. I guess Prometheus will be my next big hope as far as involving aliens and horror.
That new Planet Of The Apes movie was pretty shitty.
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Uh ... I saw this movie a couple of days ago and was flabbergasted. I had read good things about this movie here and other places, so I was expecting a full-on-awesome experience.
But, instead, I get a 2 hr and 22 minute movie that tried too hard to be edgy and dark, a ridiculous plot line that could have been concluded FAR earlier than it did, and plot contrivances that irritated me to no end. The basic, gritty violence and gore didn't bother me not one iota; in fact, I thought it was done well and made me grimace a couple times. So, bravo in that dept. However, as I said, I lost my patience with this movie due to the continual catch/release/more senseless violence/rape etc. Also, for the most part, not good acting and very little in terms of the storyline making us know who these characters are and, more importantly, really caring about them.
Quote from: GodShifter on September 19, 2011, 09:19:21 AM
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Uh ... I saw this movie a couple of days ago and was flabbergasted. I had read good things about this movie here and other places, so I was expecting a full-on-awesome experience.
But, instead, I get a 2 and 22 minute movie that tried too hard to edgy and dark, a ridiculous plot line that could have been concluded FAR earlier than it did, and plot contrivances that irritated me to no end. The basic, gritty violence and gore didn't bother me no iota; in fact, I thought it was done well and made me grimace a couple times. So, that was done well. However, as I said, I lost my patience with this movie due to the continual catch/release/more senseless violence/rape etc. Also, for the most part, not good acting and very little in terms of the storyline making us know who these characters are and, more importantly, really caring about them.
See I liked it because of the violence and I was fascinated at how the agent getting revenge was not concerned at all about any collateral damage he was causing.
Yeah, for me, I guess, there was just too much, "hey, remember when we were a badass murder team?", "hey, you sick fuck! you're a cannibal!", "hey, we're almost family, do you realize what you're doing here?", "hey, you really fucked up this time, you don't know who you're dealing with because, obviously, I'm a badass serial killer!", "hey, let's go to our son's house, who we hate, and haven't seen in years, because if we open his door, his head will get chopped off" type of thing.
/ ::)mehz
Oh, plot holes? Yeah there's plenty, but almost all Asian movies have them.
Life (2017) **SPOILER**
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Life, wft, shouldve called it fucken Death.
Total Alien ripoff here. Haven't these brainiac astronaut scientist fuckwits seen Alien? The major motion picture? Why bother making exactly the same fucken movie again? FFS, if you've got a microscopic petris dish with a little martian microbe cunt dancing around in it you don't give it a cuddle and yammer on with the "oh isn't it cute" bullshit when OBVIOUSLY within minutes the fucking thing will be a space Kraken motherfucker from hell feasting on your bewildered entrails then toodling off to terrorise the rest of your stupid spaceship. "Heyyy, he was so cute a minute ago..."
Fuck this shit, I actually gave up on the film 30 minutes in after the first astronaut got Squidy McMarscunt right down his fucken cakehole. Dead in seconds. Not watching the Kraken octopii freakazoid get exponentially bigger while chasing you genius space wallies around your doomed fucken space ship. You tried killing him with fire (they named the little shit "Kalvin". FFS, his name is KRAKEN) and that just made him angrier. That's it, i'm out, fuck this shit. Someone tell me how it ended. Let me guess, Jake Gesundheit is the only survivor by virtue of becoming chatty pals with the surprisingly highly intellectual Squidy McMarsmurder who, it turns out, just wanted to be loved. Then Jake sidled up to his newest space pal, gave him his very best dewey-eyed chummy smile and then slyly stabbed spacecunt right in his squidy groin gristle, roll the credits.
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The Nice Guys (2016) vs Fargo (1996)
Watched these 2 back-to-back and cannot fucken believe their respective RT scores.
The Nice Guys, which seemed like a clunky 15% tryhard piece of shit to me, gets 92% from RT.
Fargo, which I was goddamn SURE would get a perfect fucken 100%, and couldve been the best fucken film I've ever seen, is a paltry one, fucking ONE, percentage point better at 93%.
THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.
The Nice Guys gets man spooge shot up its clacka by the critics but iHomo the "buddy comedy" chemistry between Ryan Gosling as a dippy detective and fat guts Russ Crowe was just clanger after clanger after flop after flop. It just wasn't working. Time after time. Plus the entire thing was a blatantly transparent steal of everything from The Big Lebowski minus ANY of the charm, guile, wit or fucken anything. Copied the elusive LA starlet hunt, the bowling, the nasty rich moneybags who fucked them around, even the dropping a smoke in the crotch while driving bit. Fuck me, I half expected them to shoehorn Jackie bloody Treehorn in there and just be done with the whole charade. Why fucken 92%? Fargo was in a different goddamn class right across the board compared to that "Nice Guys" tryhard spermranch of gelding afterbirth.
rottentomatoes is fucking garbage
also, you gotta look at the average rating not just the %
SILENCE
Silence is pretty metal imo
the darkest minds or whatever the fuck that was sucked. and so did power rangers. fuck that movie in its ass.
Fargo IS the best movie ever
period
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This was fucking garbage.
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This was fucking garbage.
I dug it, but I like Harmony Korine movies.