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Title: EVIL DEAD
Post by: Marcos Reino on May 13, 2013, 02:39:01 AM
The remake. I don't want to spoil you all into oblivion, so I'm just gonna' say the following: I'm a huge fan of the original and, for the most part, I really fucking liked this one... But for the one very important thing that drives me up the freaking walls, which I shall not yet mention. Has anyone already seen it as well?
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: Demon Lung on May 13, 2013, 05:45:34 AM
Quote from: Marcos Reino on May 13, 2013, 02:39:01 AM
The remake. I don't want to spoil you all into oblivion, so I'm just gonna' say the following: I'm a huge fan of the original and, for the most part, I really fucking liked this one... But for the one very important thing that drives me up the freaking walls, which I shall not yet mention. Has anyone already seen it as well?
yes and I agree with you.
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: lowdaddy on May 13, 2013, 06:45:15 PM
it was better than i expected for sure.  but it still didn't hold a candle to the original.  which i also watched recently.  the gore kept me in the game.  much more gruesome than i expected.  what i didn't like was that they tried to introduce some kind of back story about the family life of the main characters....blah blah blahs...who gives a fuck?  like i said the blood was good.  but i actually thought it could have done with even more of it.  it was really well done - the gore - so why not give us EVEN MORE of it?  all in all it was better than i had any right to hope for going in.  but, in the end, it was another one of these modern american horror films.  and there's much better horror coming from elsewhere in the world these days.

and i don't know what you're referring to as far as the thing that drives you up the wall.
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: Demon Lung on May 13, 2013, 07:19:56 PM
I will not spoil the ending.
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: Marcos Reino on May 13, 2013, 08:45:00 PM
SPOILER AHEAD:















Dude, the end, the fucking end, Jesus, wtf? I didn't mind the back story or the modern "realistic" approach, I hated with a passion that they resurrect the chick, I swear I was almost going boooo... and then as if that wasn't enough, after an hour and a half of gory creepy and ugly, it gets all Sam Raimi funny all of a sudden... super baddie comes up from the ground (bad) so she rips her own arm off with super human strength (really bad) and kills the demon with a chainsaw while going all "feast on this, bitch!" ....WHY?? Horrible! Really? I fucking hated that, not even for a cartoony bad horror flick. No. Jesus. I hope they have a DVD with an alternate ending version... was it too much to let the bad guys win like in the original? The whole part was completely unnecessary, at least end it with the classic shot running at full speed through the forest at ground level and end in the guy's face... this is like when they fucked up JU-ON remaking it to make Buffy the freaking Vampire Slayer survive in the end... is that really fucking necessary, do they need to please audiences who go through so much gore and pus by letting 'em have the good guys win??? WHY???? Is there a Dollar in that? This is Evil Dead, dammit! I can live with it being demons instead of Lovecraftian Necronomical things - although that was way better - but let the evil fucking spirits win, for crying out loud!

Other than that, I liked it a lot. I went in stoned and it did keep me consistently tense and freaked and in love. Until the horrible, horrible, dissappointing ending.
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: Marcos Reino on May 14, 2013, 05:57:55 PM
by the way man, if you want more blood, I'm sure they'lll release a non-theatrical version with a whole bunch of extra gore.
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: lowdaddy on May 14, 2013, 07:50:26 PM
Quote from: Marcos Reino on May 13, 2013, 08:45:00 PM
SPOILER AHEAD:















Dude, the end, the fucking end, Jesus, wtf? I didn't mind the back story or the modern "realistic" approach, I hated with a passion that they resurrect the chick, I swear I was almost going boooo... and then as if that wasn't enough, after an hour and a half of gory creepy and ugly, it gets all Sam Raimi funny all of a sudden... super baddie comes up from the ground (bad) so she rips her own arm off with super human strength (really bad) and kills the demon with a chainsaw while going all "feast on this, bitch!" ....WHY?? Horrible! Really? I fucking hated that, not even for a cartoony bad horror flick. No. Jesus. I hope they have a DVD with an alternate ending version... was it too much to let the bad guys win like in the original? The whole part was completely unnecessary, at least end it with the classic shot running at full speed through the forest at ground level and end in the guy's face... this is like when they fucked up JU-ON remaking it to make Buffy the freaking Vampire Slayer survive in the end... is that really fucking necessary, do they need to please audiences who go through so much gore and pus by letting 'em have the good guys win??? WHY???? Is there a Dollar in that? This is Evil Dead, dammit! I can live with it being demons instead of Lovecraftian Necronomical things - although that was way better - but let the evil fucking spirits win, for crying out loud!

Other than that, I liked it a lot. I went in stoned and it did keep me consistently tense and freaked and in love. Until the horrible, horrible, dissappointing ending.


actually i had completely forgotten about the ending.  i guess the film just didn't register that strongly in my brain.  or maybe i'm just getting older and my brain is tired of remembering stupid shit for me.   :D
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: The Shocker on May 14, 2013, 09:23:24 PM
I wanted "Raining Blood" to play when it was raining blood.
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: Demon Lung on May 14, 2013, 09:38:18 PM
Quote from: The Shocker on May 14, 2013, 09:23:24 PM
I wanted "Raining Blood" to play when it was raining blood.
exactly what I said
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: JkFlesh on June 18, 2013, 04:57:05 PM
Quote from: Demon Lung on May 14, 2013, 09:38:18 PM
Quote from: The Shocker on May 14, 2013, 09:23:24 PM
I wanted "Raining Blood" to play when it was raining blood.
exactly what I said

I saw a sneak preview with the director and he said that scene was actually a tribute to "Raining Blood".  R.I.P. Jeff Hanneman.
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: The Bandit on June 19, 2013, 09:23:42 AM
If that's the case, why not have it in there?  Missed opportunity.
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: WhoreOfTijuana on June 27, 2013, 12:00:52 AM

pretty much agree with what's going on in this thread.  Was apprehensive going in loving the originals, came out all right tho.
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: frobbert on June 27, 2013, 05:59:39 AM
I have zero interest in watching this
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: WhoreOfTijuana on June 27, 2013, 11:22:38 AM
Quote from: frobbert on June 27, 2013, 05:59:39 AM
I have zero interest in watching this

It was nice Frobbert in the bringing back the Evil Dead vibe, camera work, etc.

If you go in knowing the girl is NOT Ash, and not going to be Ash, just a different timeline all together it makes it fun
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: frobbert on July 01, 2013, 01:09:54 PM
If I want 'fun' I'll watch a comedy thankyouverymuch. Fuck all those unneccesary remakes  >:(
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: Demon Lung on July 01, 2013, 01:44:53 PM
Yeah man but its not a remake. It has nothing to do with the other movie. You really should check it out. You will be pleasantly surprised. Look at how many of us were. And you know that there are some movie snobs in here. Check it out. It's not a waste of time. It's fun like the original is fun. That is about as much as they have in common.
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: frobbert on July 01, 2013, 02:33:51 PM
I'm kind of done with 'fun' horror movies. I much prefer movies that take their horror seriously, like Let The Right One In, Martyrs, [Rec], Kill List, Calvaire and Antichrist. Yes, all non-American movies (although some of them were remade and dumbed down by Americans). 'Fun' is exactly what's wrong with American horror nowadays. Even non-genre movies by arthouse directors like Michael Haneke and Lars von Trier are scarier than anything by hacks like Rob Zombie or Eli Roth. Fuck 'fun' horror!  >:(

So there!

(but hey, I probably will check it out when it comes on TV though  ;D )
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: lowdaddy on July 01, 2013, 02:39:47 PM
Quote from: frobbert on July 01, 2013, 02:33:51 PM
I'm kind of done with 'fun' horror movies. I much prefer movies that take their horror seriously, like Let The Right One In, Martyrs, [Rec], Kill List, Calvaire and Antichrist. Yes, all non-American movies (although some of them were remade and dumbed down by Americans). 'Fun' is exactly what's wrong with American horror nowadays. Even non-genre movies by arthouse directors like Michael Haneke and Lars von Trier are scarier than anything by hacks like Rob Zombie or Eli Roth. Fuck 'fun' horror!  >:(

So there!

(but hey, I probably will check it out when it comes on TV though  ;D )


i'd add inside to that list.  it's a great french horror flick.  and i agree with everything you said.  although i haven't seen a couple of movies on that list.  will have to remedy that.
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: frobbert on July 01, 2013, 02:42:56 PM
O yeah, those fucked-up Frenchies. Gaspar Noe's movie Irréversible literally made me sick. Still have to check out Inside.
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: retardgroove on July 01, 2013, 03:49:10 PM
Quote from: frobbert on July 01, 2013, 02:33:51 PM
I'm kind of done with 'fun' horror movies. I much prefer movies that take their horror seriously, like Let The Right One In, Martyrs, [Rec], Kill List, Calvaire and Antichrist. Yes, all non-American movies (although some of them were remade and dumbed down by Americans). 'Fun' is exactly what's wrong with American horror nowadays. Even non-genre movies by arthouse directors like Michael Haneke and Lars von Trier are scarier than anything by hacks like Rob Zombie or Eli Roth. Fuck 'fun' horror!  >:(

So there!

(but hey, I probably will check it out when it comes on TV though  ;D )
I need to watch Kill List again. It was fun.
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: frobbert on July 01, 2013, 03:58:51 PM
Quote from: retardgroove on July 01, 2013, 03:49:10 PM
Quote from: frobbert on July 01, 2013, 02:33:51 PM
I'm kind of done with 'fun' horror movies. I much prefer movies that take their horror seriously, like Let The Right One In, Martyrs, [Rec], Kill List, Calvaire and Antichrist. Yes, all non-American movies (although some of them were remade and dumbed down by Americans). 'Fun' is exactly what's wrong with American horror nowadays. Even non-genre movies by arthouse directors like Michael Haneke and Lars von Trier are scarier than anything by hacks like Rob Zombie or Eli Roth. Fuck 'fun' horror!  >:(

So there!

(but hey, I probably will check it out when it comes on TV though  ;D )
I need to watch Kill List again. It was fun.
Actually Ben Wheatley's next movie after Kill List (Sightseers) is fun. As in genuinely funny, not wink-wink-nudge-nudge-look-at-me-being-all-hip-and-postmodern funny. It's also pretty gruesome.
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: retardgroove on July 01, 2013, 04:08:28 PM
Quote from: frobbert on July 01, 2013, 03:58:51 PM
Quote from: retardgroove on July 01, 2013, 03:49:10 PM
Quote from: frobbert on July 01, 2013, 02:33:51 PM
I'm kind of done with 'fun' horror movies. I much prefer movies that take their horror seriously, like Let The Right One In, Martyrs, [Rec], Kill List, Calvaire and Antichrist. Yes, all non-American movies (although some of them were remade and dumbed down by Americans). 'Fun' is exactly what's wrong with American horror nowadays. Even non-genre movies by arthouse directors like Michael Haneke and Lars von Trier are scarier than anything by hacks like Rob Zombie or Eli Roth. Fuck 'fun' horror!  >:(

So there!

(but hey, I probably will check it out when it comes on TV though  ;D )
I need to watch Kill List again. It was fun.
Actually Ben Wheatley's next movie after Kill List (Sightseers) is fun. As in genuinely funny, not wink-wink-nudge-nudge-look-at-me-being-all-hip-and-postmodern funny. It's also pretty gruesome.
It's still not out in the U.S., but in my Netflix que.
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: lowdaddy on July 02, 2013, 12:25:32 AM
just watched kill list on netflix.  sooooooo what the fuck was that.  i'm lost.
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: retardgroove on July 02, 2013, 12:43:33 AM
Quote from: lowdaddy on July 02, 2013, 12:25:32 AM
just watched kill list on netflix.  sooooooo what the fuck was that.  i'm lost.

It's a family drama, mob drama, horror drama. The had already started the ritual from the beginning of the movie as I took it.
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: frobbert on July 02, 2013, 09:23:23 AM
Quote from: lowdaddy on July 02, 2013, 12:25:32 AM
just watched kill list on netflix.  sooooooo what the fuck was that.  i'm lost.
I think it's great that there are still directors with a vison all their own. Ben Wheatley is one of the more interesting contemporary filmmakers right now. Like I said Sightseers was also great and his new upcoming movie looks promising too:
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: ez on July 13, 2013, 04:10:20 PM
7/10 would watch again.

but yeah, they could have done a better ending. awesome gore though and great easter egg after the credits.

of course, it doesn't hold a candle to both the originals.
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: Marcos Reino on July 15, 2013, 12:38:25 AM
easter egg, really? fuck, must search
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: The Bandit on July 15, 2013, 09:16:04 AM
DVD comes out soonish, saw an ad on TV.  I'm hoping it is unrated.
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: ez on July 15, 2013, 10:43:54 AM
Quote from: The Bandit on July 15, 2013, 09:16:04 AM
DVD comes out soonish, saw an ad on TV.  I'm hoping it is unrated.

There seems to be differing opinions as to whether or not an unrated version will be released. What's for sure is that the one coming out in July is rated R.

Also, I don't see how an unrated version could be any gorier than the one that I saw.
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: The Bandit on July 15, 2013, 11:11:20 AM
It can always be gorier.
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: ez on July 15, 2013, 11:17:06 AM
Yeah, I agree with that. I guess what I was trying to say is that I don't see how more gore could justify it being unrated. The only thing that could, imo, is a more graphic version of the tree rape.
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: The Bandit on July 15, 2013, 01:34:47 PM
Probably lengthening closeups and stuff like that.  Seconds here and there.
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: Demon Lung on July 15, 2013, 06:21:01 PM
I would have liked to seen the one chic get fucked in the ass.
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: The Shocker on July 15, 2013, 07:29:34 PM
Well that's about every hot chick in every movie.
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: The Bandit on July 16, 2013, 09:20:32 AM
DVD is out today!
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: JkFlesh on July 17, 2013, 03:58:09 PM
Quote from: frobbert on July 02, 2013, 09:23:23 AM
Quote from: lowdaddy on July 02, 2013, 12:25:32 AM
just watched kill list on netflix.  sooooooo what the fuck was that.  i'm lost.
I think it's great that there are still directors with a vison all their own. Ben Wheatley is one of the more interesting contemporary filmmakers right now. Like I said Sightseers was also great and his new upcoming movie looks promising too:


I had mixed feelings about Kill List right after seeing it, but it really stuck with me and I've since come around to it.  There are some really shocking, genuinely strange and scary moments in it, and I love how abruptly and ambiguously it ends.  I will check out Sightseers.
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: retardgroove on July 17, 2013, 04:56:18 PM
I really liked Kill List, but Sightseers was a drag of a watch for me. I never even finished it.
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: lftwng4 on August 05, 2013, 04:21:11 PM
Rented this not expecting much, and I was sadly let down.  I guess it had a few moments of suspense/horror, but it was sadly lacking the spirit or character of the original one.  I didn't care much for Army of Darkness either, if that's a point of reference.  But the first two are classics, IMO.
I thought the gore and blood was boring, and it seemed like they were trying too hard to reference the first two movies.  If I'd never seen either of the first two, I might like it a bit better, but it's impossible to view this without comparing it to the others. 
I'm sure they only left the main character alive for a sequel.
Largely forgettable.
Title: Re: EVIL DEAD
Post by: Bro. Righteous on August 05, 2013, 11:18:52 PM
Oh yeah, not even close to the righteous stupidity/gory/funny/scary self depricating mess of
the original, once again, Hollywood re-make uber-fail...fucking blew shit on all levels.