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Title: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on January 30, 2019, 01:35:48 AM
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^Casino Royale in Vegas

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^some home made artfulness

So post pics or talk about hot dogs and sausages here, all jokes aside about wieners- some of my favorite foods.

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^DiRusso Sausage (h/t Jorel)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on January 30, 2019, 01:53:24 AM
i would.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on January 30, 2019, 01:53:44 AM
Are those yours? The one on a formica dinette set?

I've been hitting the ballparks on a cast iron skillet, on Dark Rye toasted a little, nice layer of saurkraut, beads of yellow mustard. Sneak some habanero drizzle in there - hot tip.

pics pending
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on January 30, 2019, 01:59:25 AM
By the way! Those are some really nice classic looking dishes, Jim. That Salad plate with the burner, and chips. OMG
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on January 30, 2019, 09:36:50 AM
That DiRusso Sausage is top notch. Not much fat at all.

took me a few tries to figure out a good way to cook them because of the low fat (~20% my guess) content.

Boiling them in beer and grilling/broiling them doesn't work to well.

But cooking them in a frying pan or griddle on low heat and they turn out fantastic.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on January 30, 2019, 11:41:00 AM


   Youngstown’s Finest

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on January 30, 2019, 12:12:13 PM
I baked the DiRusso to ensure max flavor stayed in the casing and then put them in sauce the next day and added peppers and onions.   
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on January 30, 2019, 12:42:42 PM
totally different snausage than the DiRusso, these are more straight forward brat:

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these are fantastic boiled in beer and all sorts of spice, pepper and onion ends, etc..and finished on the grill.

they have a few different flavors, would recommend.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on January 30, 2019, 01:03:15 PM
Anything for the vegans?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: stooge on January 30, 2019, 01:43:20 PM
Anything for the vegans?
the bun
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on January 30, 2019, 01:54:08 PM


   Vegans ruin Everything

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on January 30, 2019, 02:03:36 PM
I usually make enough extra fun stuff that if a person that didn't want a brat or was a Muslim or observant Jew or out-of-touch-factless-Vegan they could still have a wonderful roasted vegetable sandwich.

The fools. It's not as good!

Usually you have like beans and coleslaw and pickles too.


With all the Germans and Pollacks running the city - Milwaukee sure was the land of sausage. Brats and kielbasa and so on. Lots of sauerkraut and pickled things.  We didn't have hotdogs and all those rules about ketchup. That's Chicago.  I never had an Italian sausage on a bun until I moved here.



 
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on January 30, 2019, 02:14:35 PM
Italian sausage is good as fuck, but the rest of your post sounds wonderful, including the roasted vegetable sandwich.  I Should try this "Milwaukee".
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on January 30, 2019, 02:20:12 PM
My game now is all about the HOTLINK. I'll wrap it in foil and bake it in the oven so it plumps up/quasi steams it. I'm off to the store now! Also wrap buns in foil for warm buns delight. Saurkrat, good, but not necessary all the time. Beads of yellow mustard good for pop!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on January 30, 2019, 02:41:29 PM
Milwaukee had pepperoni pizza but not Italian sausage pizza, like Chicago has, because Italians were not welcome. The Germans didn't want to let in two kinds of Catholics, just the Poles. It's cold there.

A hot link would be a soul food item here. Like from Hecky's.   I like the texture- it's very crispy and burnt


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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on January 30, 2019, 02:46:46 PM
Nice. Greens for 20 good price. How;s their Sweet Potato Pie (whole serves 6)....................$11.95? I'd get that too
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on January 30, 2019, 03:01:37 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: retardgroove on January 30, 2019, 05:15:21 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on January 30, 2019, 05:17:16 PM
By the way! Those are some really nice classic looking dishes, Jim. That Salad plate with the burner, and chips. OMG

Thanks! I usually take pictures of food because I am bored and a former food television junkie

...(until they went all game shows all the time on Food Network, I don’t get the other food channel that was a spin-off, but I’m going through old Kitchen Nightmares on Roku) ...

enjoy making plates and sometimes even making food food from scratch as much as I can. I like presentation and color contrast.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on January 30, 2019, 05:47:55 PM
Anything for the vegans?

These are pretty good:

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Cruelty-free!*



















*Also free of nostrils, anuses, and assorted organs!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on January 30, 2019, 09:00:54 PM


    Tofux needs to be moderated oot of the Thread

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on January 30, 2019, 09:22:08 PM
First album was clearly the best.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on January 30, 2019, 09:25:26 PM
I’ll moderate all the meat out of this thread if you don’t watch it, Jorelle.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on January 30, 2019, 09:26:30 PM
I always order my kang ka ree with tofu. Always.

It’s how you test a joint.


And I’m the guy who’ll eat gas station hot dogs because they’re good.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on January 30, 2019, 09:26:41 PM


    Tofux needs to be moderated oot of the Thread

Paging Dr. GodShifter to the Hot Dog and Sausage thread...
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on January 30, 2019, 09:34:55 PM


   I hope he has been taken off of the payroll

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on January 30, 2019, 09:43:25 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on January 30, 2019, 09:44:40 PM
Shifter makes more money than ME on this site!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on January 30, 2019, 09:47:16 PM
Did we pay him to stay off the site?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on January 30, 2019, 09:50:55 PM
If so, give him a raise!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on January 30, 2019, 09:58:27 PM
^
Absolutely—he hasn't posted since February of 2018!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: ron on January 30, 2019, 10:08:16 PM
Believe it or not, these Oscar Mayer dogs are very good... (no additives or any crap, either)
I always have some in the fridge and eat them a couple times per week.

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on January 30, 2019, 10:13:27 PM
I had to look:

"If cattle are 51 percent black they are classified as Angus, at least as far as the government is concerned. This means that meat and meat products labeled as Angus might be mostly Angus, or it might not be mostly Angus. As Angus is the most common breed of cattle in the United States, most of the meat you buy is Angus, or at least partly Angus."
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on January 30, 2019, 10:20:50 PM


   Well, now that that's all cleared up....

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on January 30, 2019, 10:25:37 PM
It's not exactly black & white.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on January 30, 2019, 10:28:16 PM
that's clever
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on January 30, 2019, 10:38:59 PM


   Thanks

Title: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on January 31, 2019, 01:21:43 AM
Here is the creation from last night-I don’t know what to call it but I went spicy and with some weirdo toppings.

I should mention I air fry my dogs. The crispy bacon is turkey bacon I wanted to get rid of.

Toppings: generic Franks hot sauce, squeezable raw horseradish, yellow mustard, spicy Chinese restaurant style. I wouldn’t order this in a restaurant but it was pretty good. No I was not high when I made them.

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Went a little dark on the dogs, look like blood snausage. Had fish sammies on hot dog buns tonight and those are not hot dogs.

Maybe gravy dogs on the menu tomorrow which are exactly what the description sounds like. I also should add I only do dogs on cheapo buns, reminiscent of the steamed style New York buns on dogs.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on January 31, 2019, 01:36:43 AM
I thought it couldn't go lower than Morty. Holy fuck you've done it.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on January 31, 2019, 01:57:20 AM
Mortlock may be down, but I wouldn’t count him out...
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on January 31, 2019, 02:07:20 AM
Thanks. They've both got it, LETS GET IT ON!

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on January 31, 2019, 02:25:35 AM
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on January 31, 2019, 06:53:26 AM
Johnsonvile Brats (and Hot Italian Sausages) are the Brat standard by which all should be measured - good or bad.  The 'Amy's' brand that Whole Foods sells is an abomination.  Some of the artisanal ones can be pretty bad - I think they are too shy on the pork fat, which should be pretty high percentage.  I did a third fat when I made sausages.

'Charlie Murphy' the actor that is cooking Johnsonville Brats in the classic commercial that's run for 25 years - is a close friend of my neighbors and I've met him a bunch of times.  I was star struck.





Out meat share has pretty good, if a bit too healthy, sausages once in a while. They like to make Andoille which is fine by me, for variety and paella purposes.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on January 31, 2019, 09:51:09 AM
Mortlock may be down, but I wouldn’t count him out...
this is fucking war. No one will take my crown.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on January 31, 2019, 09:56:03 AM
Mortlock may be down, but I wouldn’t count him out...
this is fucking war. No one will take my crown.

What happened?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on January 31, 2019, 10:06:39 AM
Mortlock may be down, but I wouldn’t count him out...
this is fucking war. No one will take my crown.

What happened?
you know what you did.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on January 31, 2019, 10:18:33 AM


   I don’t know what happened - but it appears Mort has been Benched

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on January 31, 2019, 10:21:00 AM
This is like King of the Ring
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on January 31, 2019, 10:25:13 AM
Im calling my lawyers. You guys are going to be sorry you were born.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on January 31, 2019, 10:31:49 AM


   Hit the Showers Mort

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on January 31, 2019, 10:44:12 AM
He's gay?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on January 31, 2019, 10:45:35 AM
11'd
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on January 31, 2019, 10:53:52 AM
What a sausage-fest. ::)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on January 31, 2019, 11:16:37 AM


   Clean oot your desk Mort

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on January 31, 2019, 11:32:25 AM


   Clean oot your desk Mort
already on it.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on January 31, 2019, 11:59:21 AM
You should start a non StonerRock band and promote it solely on a StonerRock message board and sit back and watch the bandcamp money roll on. Ka-Ching!

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on January 31, 2019, 12:43:10 PM
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DiRusso and the infamous gravy dogs
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on January 31, 2019, 12:44:52 PM


   We really need Hydrozeen to weigh in on this.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on January 31, 2019, 12:50:27 PM


   We really need Hydrozeen to weigh in on this.

With double mustard on the gravy dogs.

If I opened up a stoner rock themed hot dog restaurant I’d call them Graveyard Dogs. They’re Satan’s finest! (tm) (pareve)

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on January 31, 2019, 12:57:35 PM
Should have gone with the waffle fries.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on January 31, 2019, 01:46:44 PM
Should have gone with the waffle fries.

Did you ever post that picture you took of the top of my fridge?
Title: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on January 31, 2019, 01:59:28 PM
Yes. Blog thread. The bread was discussed and some fuckface suggested a bread thread.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on January 31, 2019, 03:14:05 PM


   Socket keeps terlet paper on top of his fridge.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on January 31, 2019, 03:14:57 PM


   Waffle Shaped Fries

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on January 31, 2019, 05:51:35 PM
Do you dip them in syrup? Or just Ranch?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: retardgroove on January 31, 2019, 06:41:03 PM
or motor oil (seeing as some of yall mix together some gross shit).
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: black aspirin on January 31, 2019, 07:19:21 PM


   We really need Hydrozeen to weigh in on this.

"weigh in"
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on January 31, 2019, 07:53:36 PM
Entertainment News
January 31, 2019 / 11:05 AM / Updated 6 hours ago
Beyonce, Jay-Z offer lifetime concert tickets for fans who go vegan
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on January 31, 2019, 08:40:34 PM

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DiRusso and the infamous gravy dogs

If those were sauted onions on the dogs then prize winner.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on January 31, 2019, 08:55:14 PM


   They look like shitty curly fries.

   So, that would be a Prize Loser

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on January 31, 2019, 10:00:30 PM


   Socket keeps terlet paper on top of his fridge.

Paper towels, dick.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: black aspirin on January 31, 2019, 10:01:42 PM
Socket uses paper towels for toilet paper?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on January 31, 2019, 10:02:53 PM
He eats a lot of sausages.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: black aspirin on January 31, 2019, 10:11:09 PM
And bread.  I read about it in the Bread Forum.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on January 31, 2019, 10:22:34 PM
   


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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Josh on January 31, 2019, 10:43:50 PM
Entertainment News
January 31, 2019 / 11:05 AM / Updated 6 hours ago
Beyonce, Jay-Z offer lifetime concert tickets for fans who go vegan

TL;DR. Lifetime concert tickets to fyre festival?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on January 31, 2019, 11:12:45 PM


   They look like shitty curly fries.

   So, that would be a Prize Loser
id never make that mistake. just sayin since i seem to be benched now.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on January 31, 2019, 11:19:04 PM


   You're a good egg, Noonan

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: black aspirin on January 31, 2019, 11:31:25 PM
You, pick up that blood
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on February 01, 2019, 12:06:26 AM
You, shut the fuck up!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 01, 2019, 01:14:06 AM
I don't know what's going on here but I like it

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MelbaPlace on February 01, 2019, 01:16:54 AM
There's a little hole in the wall korean place near me that serves up a mean portuguese sausage or little smokies with eggs over rice for breakfast for $3.99. The counter lady licks her fingers all the time and the occasional german cockroach scurries across the wall behind her. It's fucking delicious.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on February 01, 2019, 01:18:39 AM
i would.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 01, 2019, 01:26:35 AM
A hotdog only needs to be "good enough". Not that angus bullcrap, though.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on February 01, 2019, 01:40:03 AM
I don't know what's going on here but I like it


Dudebro needs a hairnet for his beard.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 01, 2019, 01:59:06 AM
Yikes! true.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 01, 2019, 02:18:47 AM
I'll make sauerkraut next. Soon. The Kimchi batch was a fucking embarrasment.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 01, 2019, 07:16:40 AM

If I liked kimchi I would make it again. I always have that cabbage in the summer.


I made sauerkraut successfully the 2nd time by following the instructions to well knead the salted cabbage with your hands. Which produced tons more liquid.

I think the first time I used a potato masher and it worked poorly. For fermenting, I set a plastic bag of water over mine. This time I was careful to swap it out before moldy.  That way there's no icky cleanup.

Eh?

My batch of horseradish is from Nov 2017 and I'm still eating it. I left the horseradish crop in the ground for winter so I can make some once the ground thaws.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 01, 2019, 07:32:53 AM


   

   A hotdog only needs to be "good enough". Not that angus bullcrap, though.



   Sounds like one of those bullshit “No Such Thing As A Bad Pizza” comments.

Title: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on February 01, 2019, 07:36:58 AM


   

   A hotdog only needs to be "good enough". Not that angus bullcrap, though.



   Sounds like one of those bullshit “No Such Thing As A Bad Pizza” comments.

Leave Little Caesars out of this.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 01, 2019, 08:46:38 AM

The Jews make a pretty good hotdog. I only buy mine from The Jews.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: black aspirin on February 01, 2019, 09:42:13 AM

Leave Little Caesars out of this.

I'ma help Jorelle here.

Little Caesar's can Fuck Off™
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on February 01, 2019, 10:36:11 AM
ain't nothing wrong with a $5 dollar Hot & Ready.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: black aspirin on February 01, 2019, 10:37:20 AM
Ain't nothing right with it, either.

*shudders*
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on February 01, 2019, 10:53:24 AM
At one point "dudebro" picked a few things off the bun he was toasting. I imagined it was beard hair.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 01, 2019, 10:55:22 AM


   BA finally using his brain muscle

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: black aspirin on February 01, 2019, 11:23:38 AM
Thanks
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on February 01, 2019, 12:15:22 PM
some runch reading

https://www.thedailymeal.com/travel/what-hot-dogs-look-and-taste-around-world-slideshow/slide-25 (https://www.thedailymeal.com/travel/what-hot-dogs-look-and-taste-around-world-slideshow/slide-25)

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 01, 2019, 02:15:03 PM

I feel like watching many years of Anthony Bourdain TV that I've got a good working knowledge of sausage since it is in every single show.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 01, 2019, 02:25:16 PM
The winner is the South Korean
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on February 03, 2019, 12:07:02 AM

I feel like watching many years of Anthony Bourdain TV that I've got a good working knowledge of sausage since it is in every single show.

Meat in tube form!

It’s hot dog time at the Jom residence!!!

But first this is tomorrow’s breakfast (not a dog but a dog bun)

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on February 03, 2019, 12:29:54 AM
some runch reading

https://www.thedailymeal.com/travel/what-hot-dogs-look-and-taste-around-world-slideshow/slide-25 (https://www.thedailymeal.com/travel/what-hot-dogs-look-and-taste-around-world-slideshow/slide-25)

That’s a good read! Of all of those types of dogs I have had Gray’s Papaya (before they closed on the LV Strip) - excellent, better than Nathan’s and the papaya drink is like a better Orange Julius- and the Filipino red dogs but in Hawaii known as “redondos” also delicious-Melba cooked some up for us in 2008/9. Hot dogs fuckin rule and I don’t mean that as a joke.a yearly tradition for me and my parents is to watch the Coney Island Nathan’s contest. It’s also my birthday on July 4th.

I can remember when Sleestak and I were in New York in our early 20s and challenged one another to eat a dog at every hot dog cart we came across. We did most in one bite as part of the challenge. Maybe had 5 each before succumbing to hangovers and the filling dogs.

Unrelatedly Orange Julius needs to be recognized as the first mass commercial version of a smoothie but doesn’t get that credit.

HOT DOGS. THAT IS ALL.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on February 03, 2019, 12:47:32 AM
I like those 7-11 “big uglys” or “cheeseburger dog” things. All they need is a shitload of diced onions on them.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 03, 2019, 01:49:13 AM
not a dog but a dog bun

A few too many of those can form a fairly convincing cement in the colon unless you're washing them down with some 40's or something.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 03, 2019, 02:06:22 AM


   So that's what that is.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 03, 2019, 02:19:55 AM
Modern man is indeed a walking carrier of lethal toxins provided by his diet even as he goes on-about enjoying his life day to day with sparkling jubilation. Behind it all though, be sure , at work in every commercial lab in the country is a concerted effort of robots to turn the customer into a full-blown addict. Hotdogs for instance - claims of bigger and Juicier, bigger and juicer ring-out in their constant drum-beating on the consumers palate.
Title: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on February 03, 2019, 02:23:40 AM
You might need to go with the name brand Brawny paper towels.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 03, 2019, 02:30:33 AM
Ballpark Frank. Plumps While You Cook "Em. Hot-Link (if you can believe that one). All Kosher Beef. Little Red Hots. All aimed at inducing the consumer to eat more and more, "doubling-up", hotdog eating contests. Deep fried Corndogs - there's no end to the plying upon the consumers saliva glands to turn he himself into a hog dog.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on February 03, 2019, 02:48:27 AM
Can I get one dipped in that yellow liquid cheese?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 03, 2019, 03:07:17 AM
The corndog? I would yes go for that, two of them, the regulars. Make it two regulars dipped.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 03, 2019, 03:21:40 AM
Now this is too much!

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on February 03, 2019, 09:47:38 PM
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Veggie Italian Sausages, sautéed onions, grocery store bakery hot dog buns thrown in toaster oven for a few with some provolone cheese. Store brand plain chips.

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 03, 2019, 09:57:15 PM
I feel like the brand identity here is weak, to put it as politely as possible.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 03, 2019, 10:12:21 PM


   That looks Terrible

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: black aspirin on February 03, 2019, 10:34:19 PM
They might taste better if you leave the wrapper on
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on February 03, 2019, 11:04:24 PM
not a dog but a dog bun

A few too many of those can form a fairly convincing cement in the colon unless you're washing them down with some 40's or something.

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 04, 2019, 03:52:53 AM
WILD! 8.0 good spot.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on February 05, 2019, 12:31:56 AM
Anyone have any good hot dogs for the super bowl or any good snausages? Any good hot dog stories? I made a pork shoulder in the slow cooker-threw it in at 6:30 AM and cooked it for about 12 hours and it actually formed bark but wasn’t dry. I can’t remember if I posted a picture or not because I was ravaged with alcohol. But let the world know if you had some good hot dogs, keep it going!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 05, 2019, 09:30:01 AM


   Stop drinking sour apple pucker.

   I will supply you with The Best Cider on the Planet

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on February 05, 2019, 11:16:26 AM


   Stop drinking sour apple pucker.

   I will supply you with The Best Cider on the Planet

I’ll take you up on that offer. I was just trying to get rid of that can of Redds. I used to swear by it but now don’t really drink it although once in awhile it’s okay.

Doesn’t go well with hot dogs.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on February 05, 2019, 11:19:55 AM
Again not a mistake i would have made but what do i know. Im on the bench now.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 05, 2019, 11:44:32 AM
Drinking liquor made for children is not embarrassing.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on February 05, 2019, 08:02:13 PM
MAKE MORTLOCK GROSS AGAIN
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 05, 2019, 09:43:10 PM


   Mortlock Who?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on February 05, 2019, 09:45:38 PM
Costco hot dogs are great and it's fucking insane that they're still $1.59.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 05, 2019, 09:46:43 PM

Edit: this fucking website11


Mortlock Grossman is my accountant's username.


It turns out the wall is going to be made out of hotdogs - good news!  jimjom can eat his way to America.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 05, 2019, 10:45:51 PM


   You can slow down on your post edits any time now.

   Thanks™

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 05, 2019, 11:42:55 PM
How far do you figure Don G could throw a standard hotdog? Could he hit peoplething standing in front of Cattivo from the SRLRadio.org Crom House front yard?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on February 06, 2019, 12:43:46 AM
probably.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on February 06, 2019, 01:15:52 AM
Costco hot dogs are great and it's fucking insane that they're still $1.59.

I’ve heard that, I don’t have a membership but should get one just for the dogs.

Gabriel Brothers, the regional irregular clothes retailer used to have a snack bar with the best dogs too. Then they tore the snack bars out and out vending machines in. Was there Sunday, even years after the snack bar has been gone the lobby still looks barren.

Shaft- the amount of hot dogs I’ve eaten this year, if stretched out can be seen from space.

Enjoying a dog on a cheapo bun with kraut and mustard now as a nightcap. Doesn’t get any better.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 06, 2019, 01:16:36 AM



   I would like to see Dong throw hot doges at PTHING

   And speaking of Dong and Hot Doges....
   I stopped in at Duly's for a Coney.   Dong would've fit in nicely with their customer base.



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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 06, 2019, 01:19:39 AM
A popular John Cougar Mellencamp song IRL
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 06, 2019, 01:22:09 AM
Also HFS with the PTHING thing

He can be "P superscript thing" when you say it aloud, which sounds like a rap artist.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on February 06, 2019, 01:26:05 AM
those dogs look amazing.

mortlock approves.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 06, 2019, 01:27:00 AM


   Speaking of PTHING & Wieners....

   We should talk him into grilling DiRusso's at the SRLRadio.org Crom Haus

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 06, 2019, 01:39:37 AM
Johnsonvillle Hatch Chilie Braut's on onion hamburger bun. Going for low points here. These tasted just awful.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on February 06, 2019, 01:42:11 AM
Johnsonvillle Hatch Chilie Braut's on onion hamburger bun. Going for low points here. These tasted just awful.
they dont look that bad. i would with hot sauce.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 06, 2019, 01:45:27 AM


   Those look terrible, MUFFINMan

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 06, 2019, 01:49:39 AM
I should'a used hot sauce but didn't even think of it. Funny, I have about 10 sauces and usually put it on everything. Also forgot the cheetos but to be fair, no room on the plate and I had some yesterday. I've got another dish planned - a sure winner.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 06, 2019, 01:50:17 AM
Burning down the Crom House would make us look kinda bad-assed to the other two meaasge boards and Facebook if we worked in a StonerRock angle.


All of the flavored Johnsville products are just awful. They are a bunch of Polish hicks in Sheboygan p, Wisconsin that made money easily in the booming post WWII economy in America. They don't know anything about spices. Salt and Pepper is exotic. 
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 06, 2019, 01:50:55 AM


   Those look terrible, MUFFINMan

thanksTM
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 06, 2019, 01:53:15 AM


   I have reserved the SRLRadio.org Crom Haus Attic

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 06, 2019, 01:53:58 AM
Oh okay - let me contact that guy tomorrow

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 06, 2019, 01:55:18 AM


   What I mean to say is if there were to be a 'Burning Down', I would turn into a Dead Guy

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 06, 2019, 01:59:41 AM


   Remind PTHING to reserve the Bloody Poptart

   
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 06, 2019, 02:12:04 AM


   That horrible picture that Muff'n'Man posted has reminded me -

   Upon High Noon during each passing day of the CROM3 Weekend Switcheroo Fest -
   I shall empty thy chamber pot from thy window high atop the SRLRadio.org Crom Haus Attic

   
   Stewbums be Warn'd

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 06, 2019, 02:41:33 AM
oh my
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on February 06, 2019, 07:41:54 AM
Dong's welcome to try and pelt me with hot dogs, but I am like The Ninja, so hitting me won't happen. Plus JimJom will be there so he'll intercept all of them with his mouth.

oh yeah, I'm typing everything in superscript from now on!!



 (until I get bored with it... which is now)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on February 06, 2019, 01:36:30 PM
Costco hot dogs are great and it's fucking insane that they're still $1.59.

I’ve heard that, I don’t have a membership but should get one just for the dogs.

Gabriel Brothers, the regional irregular clothes retailer used to have a snack bar with the best dogs too. Then they tore the snack bars out and out vending machines in. Was there Sunday, even years after the snack bar has been gone the lobby still looks barren.

Shaft- the amount of hot dogs I’ve eaten this year, if stretched out can be seen from space.

Enjoying a dog on a cheapo bun with kraut and mustard now as a nightcap. Doesn’t get any better.

You don't need a membership to shop at the Costco food court. You can also buy alcohol from them without a membership... It's due to some legal thing?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 06, 2019, 01:43:25 PM
Just no
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 06, 2019, 01:46:51 PM
They were better in times gone y'ore
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on February 06, 2019, 02:02:38 PM
I don't know what you're talking about.  Where is the frame of reference anymore?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on February 06, 2019, 02:04:15 PM
You don't need a membership™ to grab a Costco Dog.  I think it's $2 with a Coke.  You're in for like $3.25 with a huge churro.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on February 06, 2019, 02:05:29 PM
Shit, Renfield beat me to it.  THERE'S OTHER PAGES???

You can also use the pharmacy and go to the optometrist without "being a member".
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on February 06, 2019, 02:06:15 PM
Also: shoplifting
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 06, 2019, 02:46:45 PM
Their lines are terrible. Big battle for parking, too. Gas is spotty but cheap.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 06, 2019, 02:48:50 PM
I just remembered, their tire shop has been 100%, Ace. The best. Top beans.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 06, 2019, 03:43:40 PM


   So where does that put Us ?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on February 06, 2019, 04:11:33 PM
So maybe I want to get a membership hot dogs or not because of the tires - I don’t think Pennsylvania is there yet with booze sales. FUCK PENNSYLVANIA.

Those brats look well cooked which is tough to do!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 06, 2019, 04:55:15 PM


   Okay

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 06, 2019, 04:55:33 PM


   I think that's Enough

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 06, 2019, 05:48:55 PM
Just no

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on February 07, 2019, 08:56:18 AM
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At my second favorite hot dog shop in the nation, American Coney Island at the D in Downtown Vegas. I get one of each as in a chili dog and a sort of loose meat deal on a bun. I know this place is a franchise and originated in Detroit in 1917.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: lftwng4 on February 07, 2019, 09:37:14 AM
So maybe I want to get a membership hot dogs or not because of the tires - I don’t think Pennsylvania is there yet with booze sales. FUCK PENNSYLVANIA.

Those brats look well cooked which is tough to do!

If you're in the market for a battery for your car, the membership almost pays for itself.  I got an Interstate for my car and one for my wife's car, around $105 out the door for each one.  And Costco extends the warranty to a full 3 years, no pro-rating bullshit or anything.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on February 07, 2019, 10:04:33 AM
Jom,
Have you tried standing outside the entrance and asking a member to get you some hot dogs?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 07, 2019, 12:14:47 PM



   ‘Hot Dog’ for a Hot Dog type scenario, eh?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on February 07, 2019, 12:36:59 PM
I think he meant, "eat a hotdog to eat a hotdog."
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 07, 2019, 12:39:27 PM


   Thanks

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on February 07, 2019, 01:30:45 PM
www.theobelisk.com (http://www.theobelisk.com)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 07, 2019, 01:41:11 PM


   Heh

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on February 07, 2019, 01:46:17 PM
www.jomjomshotdogs.com (http://www.jomjomshotdogs.com)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on February 07, 2019, 02:04:38 PM
Jom,
Have you tried standing outside the entrance and asking a member to get you some hot dogs?

As long as they wash their hands first
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on February 07, 2019, 03:12:54 PM
Chili Dogs are Kind of Disgusting©

I think I ate one once. Two flavors that don't need to go together (like BBQ sauce/pizza).

"Have some chili, hold it in your hands" - I guess nobody thought that one through.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on February 07, 2019, 04:22:48 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on February 07, 2019, 05:00:06 PM
One of my favorite pizza joints does a sandwich pop up every Monday. This is one of the offerings recently. Olympia Provisions frank, bolognese, red onion, parm, and pecorino.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on February 07, 2019, 05:01:47 PM
Rager came back!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 07, 2019, 05:06:42 PM
It's our secret for now unless people go exploring.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on February 07, 2019, 05:09:53 PM
click the blue number 6 above for more info
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 07, 2019, 05:29:31 PM
Ctrl- b for back one page. Which is 7 but at the very bottom where Rager came back.


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on February 07, 2019, 05:29:43 PM
6

click the blue number 6 above for more info
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on February 07, 2019, 06:25:37 PM
This wouldn't be so complicated on FB.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 07, 2019, 07:22:55 PM


   Yeah, yins should go to The Facebooks

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on February 07, 2019, 07:38:33 PM
ah, I went to high school with the Yins—they were a nice Chinese-American family.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 07, 2019, 07:46:25 PM
Nice people, got along well the Yangs.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on February 07, 2019, 07:48:02 PM
They were light night & day, but yes!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 07, 2019, 07:51:45 PM
Yep, seems they ran hot and cold, but still had a little bit of one in the other.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on February 07, 2019, 09:27:03 PM
The Yins would never go to the Facebooks, but the Yangs would be all up in that shit.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on February 07, 2019, 09:48:07 PM
I recommend a knife and fork for the chili dog
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on February 07, 2019, 11:25:22 PM
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Rippers
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 07, 2019, 11:35:23 PM
Temptiing. How heavy are you? Guessing 240. Waffle fries look like ninja stars. Yeah, I'm 190 and NO WAY am I going for three. So, 240.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on February 07, 2019, 11:49:12 PM
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Rippers
i still cant figure out how i got benched for this.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 07, 2019, 11:54:50 PM
I thought you were'nt supposed to say anything about it for 30 days?
Title: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on February 08, 2019, 12:03:19 AM
Temptiing. How heavy are you? Guessing 240. Waffle fries look like ninja stars. Yeah, I'm 190 and NO WAY am I going for three. So, 240.

185. They’re turkey dogs. I referee hockey games pretty much every day/night so it keeps me burning some calories. Typically 25 or so on average a week. (Games not dogs). I recently lost weight from 240.

Like today breakfast was a nutri grain bar and a pot of coffee. Lunch, I had a salad and some leftover meatloaf at 1 with a yogurt and some pretzels and lunch style little kid snack serving of chips. then an apple at 3 and PBJ at 5. Did two games at 6:15 and 7:35 with some skittles and a protein bar and some Gatorade during ice cuts. So I hadn’t eaten a lot from 1-11.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 08, 2019, 12:07:02 AM
Hey that is great. Turkey is no joke.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 08, 2019, 12:11:48 AM
jj killin' it. Great program! Are you using a smart watch. Garmin?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 08, 2019, 12:26:43 AM
Checkin' my style

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 08, 2019, 12:31:39 AM


   Carrot Cake ?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on February 08, 2019, 12:38:09 AM
seriously?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 08, 2019, 12:44:25 AM


   L O L

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 08, 2019, 12:45:42 AM
'yo hoes 'get nuttyy 01:35

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 08, 2019, 06:21:28 AM

It's hard to eat right overall without making cooking at home time a big part of your week. Eating on the run and any snack or restaurant food is really expensive and sugary. It's hard to get roughage out of a quickly diet.

Even salads for take-out or at restaurants are mostly a pile of watery iceberg lettuce and 3 vegetables - I want a whole vegetable tray dumped on a dark green salad with a scoop of bean/rice/something. 

Don't forget to eat fermented type food, cheese, vinegar etc so you get some probiotics. Plus rice and beans and roots.

Swap in tea and iced tea for all the non-water beverages. You can make iced tea at home for no dollars.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on February 08, 2019, 12:53:35 PM


Slot Dog!
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And this thing.... which kinda pisses me off.
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on February 08, 2019, 01:42:56 PM
A few things I do unfailingly on my sundays before I go back to work is spatchcock and roast a whole chicken, make something with the giblets, make a batch of stock, and start a pot of beans or two.

Pictured is chicken livers sautéed in onions and schmaltz then braised in a Smokey salsa served over tortillas, refried beans and chopped eggs.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on February 08, 2019, 02:02:14 PM
Hot dog!  Split top for the win.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 09, 2019, 08:49:32 AM
Colon cancer.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on February 09, 2019, 11:31:54 AM
Colon cancer.
does semen cause that? Asking for bolt.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on February 11, 2019, 07:50:01 PM
jj killin' it. Great program! Are you using a smart watch. Garmin?

No just lots of exercise and off and on depression and drinking less
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on February 11, 2019, 08:39:49 PM
jj killin' it. Great program! Are you using a smart watch. Garmin?

No just lots of exercise and off and on depression and drinking less

Excellent.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on February 11, 2019, 11:56:01 PM
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To quote Guy Fieri: Welcome to Flavourtowne.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 12, 2019, 12:09:32 AM


   You can shove those Lima Beans up your ass.

   One at a time.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on February 12, 2019, 12:49:12 AM
Bolt could probably shove them up his all at once.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on February 12, 2019, 01:05:30 AM
Bolt could probably shove them up his all at once.
id pay money to see that.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 12, 2019, 01:09:45 AM


   Looks like around 100 Lima Beans.....

   Nobody, not even Bolt, could shove them all up their ass all at once.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on February 12, 2019, 02:29:19 AM
the sausages are on point.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 12, 2019, 07:09:49 AM
Uncle Ben?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on February 12, 2019, 08:10:21 AM
Uncle Ben?

No, “Knorr”, - $1.49 “herb butter”
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on February 12, 2019, 11:07:11 AM
I like to fry up the kraut in the pan I fried the sausages, impart a little of the burnt color and flavor into the kraut
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: L. Ron on February 12, 2019, 11:13:27 AM


   Looks like around 100 Lima Beans.....

   Nobody, not even Bolt, could shove them all up their ass all at once.
I bet boltthrow could shove at least tenfold that amount up his ass at once.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on February 12, 2019, 11:43:35 AM


   Looks like around 100 Lima Beans.....

   Nobody, not even Bolt, could shove them all up their ass all at once.
I bet boltthrow could shove at least tenfold that amount up his ass at once.
id pay money to see that.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: L. Ron on February 12, 2019, 12:00:49 PM


   Looks like around 100 Lima Beans.....

   Nobody, not even Bolt, could shove them all up their ass all at once.
I bet boltthrow could shove at least tenfold that amount up his ass at once.
id pay money to see that.
bolt would pay you money to watch.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: black aspirin on February 12, 2019, 12:11:12 PM
He's really popular on the YouTubes

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on February 12, 2019, 12:54:41 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: black aspirin on February 12, 2019, 01:16:47 PM
I gotta log out before Jor el sees that, oh fuck
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on February 12, 2019, 01:34:51 PM
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That looks delicious. A bit plain but......
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on February 12, 2019, 01:42:11 PM
Needs hummus maybe?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on February 12, 2019, 01:42:24 PM
That's kinda what I was thinking...
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on February 12, 2019, 01:42:56 PM
NOT WHAT SLEESTAK SAID.  FUCK.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on February 12, 2019, 01:48:06 PM
We didn't name that shit after you for nothing...
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on February 12, 2019, 02:01:03 PM
I'm really living it lately.

HOTDOGS!!1
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 12, 2019, 02:11:35 PM



   TODAY’S SPECIAL: HUMMUS


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on February 12, 2019, 02:19:52 PM
That's kinda what I was thinking...
Hummus11'd
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on February 12, 2019, 02:56:25 PM
What about the pitas?   ???
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on February 12, 2019, 03:44:42 PM
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^ so goooooooddd...



just realized I spaced on my hot-rrito recipe. It involves (among other things/not limited too) hot dog, re-fried beans and tortilla. I'll make a batch if I end up running a grill at Crom Haus.

you'll thank me.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on February 12, 2019, 04:14:37 PM
Ugh. The weiner on a tortilla with beans is an Oki Dog (also comes with pastrami too). Oki Dogs was referenced by the Germs on record, and occasionally mentioned in the pages of Flipside 'zine. So when I visited LA in the early 80s and we drove by Oki Dogs, of course we had to go in. Obviously, we ordered the signature Oki dog. It was terrible! Those things really do not go together.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on February 12, 2019, 04:53:25 PM
My dad used to live by there--  I've never seen a hot dog on a tortilla with beans...  are you thinking of Ohio?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: L. Ron on February 12, 2019, 05:17:10 PM
12:55-best Oki Dog story.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on February 12, 2019, 06:17:20 PM
I’m just shocked that this thread hasn’t enticed boltthrow to come back.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: L. Ron on February 12, 2019, 06:46:47 PM
I’m just shocked that this thread hasn’t enticed boltthrow to come back.
Not enough dick pics.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on February 12, 2019, 11:08:42 PM
Not enough wiener pics.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: L. Ron on February 12, 2019, 11:22:36 PM
Not enough wiener pics.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 12, 2019, 11:51:41 PM


   I never sawr it and I ain't aboot to see it now.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: L. Ron on February 13, 2019, 11:23:32 AM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: retardgroove on February 13, 2019, 12:04:33 PM
^
When I watched that as a kid I thought they made the 911 better. When I watched it as an adult I thought they made the 911 worse.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 13, 2019, 12:54:24 PM
Hasselback Kielbasa - possibly the greatest idea ever

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 13, 2019, 12:59:35 PM


   Gross

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 13, 2019, 01:10:55 PM

Guess what one of the many many Hummus Restaurants is called? Pita Inn. You can get Pita's there as well has hummus, which is more or less like saying you are going to your favorite French Fry Restaurant when going to a chikfalay.


No one has even said Hummus Restaurant ever. Not even once.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 13, 2019, 06:18:15 PM
All Beef on Rye Special with Spanish Rice and Homemade Kimchee. Spectacular.



Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 13, 2019, 06:20:26 PM
A disaster of incompatible textures and flavors.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 13, 2019, 06:22:07 PM
A Ham Burger

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Pissy on February 14, 2019, 08:43:34 PM
I did not read 10 pages of sausage.
But,
Two words.  Koegels Pickled Bologna.  The Pickled Red Hots are great too.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on February 15, 2019, 01:17:00 AM
All Beef on Rye Special with Spanish Rice and Homemade Kimchee. Spectacular.
that looks good af.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 15, 2019, 07:03:53 AM

It certainly does not
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 15, 2019, 01:50:56 PM
Too fussy, always asking for the "Grey Poupon".

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on February 15, 2019, 08:47:18 PM
or as bolt would say..grey poop on.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: lftwng4 on February 15, 2019, 09:15:30 PM
I did not read 10 pages of sausage.
But,
Two words.  Koegels Pickled Bologna.  The Pickled Red Hots are great too.
I see Koegels advertised up here in Michigan
Is it local?  I should stop and get some?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 15, 2019, 09:31:35 PM


   FLINT

   Their Frankfurters & Bratwurst are goooood

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on February 15, 2019, 10:05:46 PM
All Beef on Rye Special with Spanish Rice and Homemade Kimchee. Spectacular.

That is an odd combination.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 15, 2019, 11:30:15 PM
What part? It's fairly common kimchi-bokkeum-bap albeit deconstructed. I'll make a proper bowl next time.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 16, 2019, 12:55:26 AM
hacked Polish Sausage kimchi-rice-a-roni! I added the odd ingredient Tumeric, and sadly, too much of it yielding a postively cement-like texture. But with all that grease and butter, voilà.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on February 16, 2019, 03:22:41 AM
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Hummus veggie dogs with rooster sauce
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Pissy on February 16, 2019, 07:09:14 AM
I did not read 10 pages of sausage.
But,
Two words.  Koegels Pickled Bologna.  The Pickled Red Hots are great too.
I see Koegels advertised up here in Michigan
Is it local?  I should stop and get some?
yes.  My Dad brings me some when he visits.  Really good.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 16, 2019, 09:44:55 AM
This website is a culinary embarrassment, yet I cannot leave.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on February 16, 2019, 10:43:53 AM
All Beef on Rye Special with Spanish Rice and Homemade Kimchee. Spectacular.

That is an odd combination.

Not saying I wouldn’t eat it but.....  The rye, Spanish rice flavors and kimchi are a mixed bag def not found in bokkeum Bap.  It’s like clean out the fridge combinations.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on February 16, 2019, 01:09:40 PM
It’s like lunch at the U.N.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on February 16, 2019, 01:42:28 PM
It’s like the dish pit at the U.N.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 16, 2019, 02:45:02 PM
I see we should follow very certain rules with regard to kimchi rice - who knew? And Rye! oh no!. This is the hotdog and sausage thread fer cripes! But yes, I was snowed in, and hungry. Around my place, as at the UN, we ain't all "is it fit for the Queen" worried about highfalutin' matters. Hotdogs!

bon appétit

 ;D
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on February 16, 2019, 02:47:13 PM
I put kimchi on sandwiches all the time.

Not with Spanish Rice, of course, but still an acceptable sandwich condiment imo...
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on February 16, 2019, 02:49:06 PM
Absolutely. I always have a batch of kimchi on hand. Chop it up and add to soups to brighten it up.  Lots of uses.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 16, 2019, 02:50:53 PM
I still need to find the best kimchi spice mix. I've got two now, the paste type,  plus one I tried adhoc, but still no-go. Picking up a second fermenting urn this weekend if its on sale.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on February 16, 2019, 03:03:56 PM
Packaged or your own recipe?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 16, 2019, 03:24:54 PM
I'd like to gather the Korean spices to make my own. A couple different ones - cabbage, other single vegetables. On topic, while at market I'll look for some Chinese sausage, or whatever they got. Heard there's good markets nearby in B.C.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on February 16, 2019, 03:30:41 PM
The only things you really need are salt, gochugaru(a somewhat fine grind of Korean chili peppers), fresh garlic, fresh ginger, and fish sauce or fresh seafood.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 16, 2019, 03:34:35 PM
Thanks. That fish sauce is what I need to find, the good one (off the shelf).
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on February 16, 2019, 03:39:39 PM
Amazon. If you’re down.

This one
https://thrivemarket.com/p/red-boat-fish-sauce-fish-sauce
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 16, 2019, 03:47:25 PM
Thanks! I'll pick up a bottle.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on February 17, 2019, 12:06:05 AM
Hasselback Kielbasa - possibly the greatest idea ever

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Average quarterback. Great snausage.

Here’s what loser food Im up to

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The pbj is for brekkie- I leave it out to get crispy
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 17, 2019, 12:14:06 AM


   Waffle Shaped Fries

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 17, 2019, 04:04:09 AM
Horrible if soggy, nice if crispy.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on February 17, 2019, 11:41:35 AM
Horrible if soggy, nice if crispy.

I crisped then too much TBH
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 18, 2019, 10:05:05 AM

Make your own!

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on February 18, 2019, 11:00:03 AM
If illustration number 2 makes you feel *funny*, seek therapy.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 18, 2019, 07:18:24 PM
Clearly you mean 1
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on February 18, 2019, 09:26:18 PM
That looks messy.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: khoomeizhi on February 18, 2019, 09:39:01 PM
cutting out the bung should not be the first step.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Plywood on February 18, 2019, 11:08:40 PM
That deer butchering step-by-step would make a great post-hardcore noise band's record sleeve.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 19, 2019, 04:58:57 AM
It's always the first step.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on February 19, 2019, 07:11:31 AM
No matter what you start.

Going to the grocery store?
First, cut out the bung.

I do it before I even have coffee.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 19, 2019, 10:25:58 PM
A little bung sausage goes a long way
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on February 19, 2019, 10:55:52 PM
That's where all the flavor is.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on February 19, 2019, 10:57:34 PM
Tastes like pennies.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: khoomeizhi on February 20, 2019, 05:01:33 AM
they don't even have you tying it off? tastes like poo, more like.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 20, 2019, 06:05:01 AM
Not my problem
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 20, 2019, 06:12:25 AM
Khooz, you can easily just watch the show and then STFU
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: lftwng4 on February 20, 2019, 07:52:52 AM
Update on the Koegel's meat products:
We bought some Polish Sausages from the grocery next to the hotel and had them the other night.  They were indeed delicious.  Up next, a pack of the Vienna Sausages.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on February 20, 2019, 12:42:40 PM
We got German health food yesterday along with some doppelbock.

I ordered in German to impress my lady.

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on February 21, 2019, 03:01:08 AM
Update on the Koegel's meat products:
We bought some Polish Sausages from the grocery next to the hotel and had them the other night.  They were indeed delicious.  Up next, a pack of the Vienna Sausages.

Are they made with local Flint water?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Pissy on February 21, 2019, 09:19:10 AM
I'm sure they truck in water from NYC.  It makes a difference, so I hear.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on February 21, 2019, 12:24:50 PM
There’s a joint in LA that does that.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 21, 2019, 12:34:31 PM


   Koegel is in Flint Twp

   Different water supply than the City of Flint

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on February 21, 2019, 06:14:34 PM


   Koegel is in Flint Twp

   Different water supply than the City of Flint

You guys ever listen to Top Authority? They’re from Flint.

That food looks good, Rager.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on February 21, 2019, 06:23:11 PM


   Koegel is in Flint Twp

   Different water supply than the City of Flint

You guys ever listen to Top Authority? They’re from Flint.

That food looks good, Rager.

Across from Occidental in St Johns. Urban German
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 22, 2019, 12:48:51 AM



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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on February 22, 2019, 04:30:23 PM
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Other uses for a hot dog bun: an egg carrier. Hummus was the topping, NOT PEANUT BUTTER.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on February 22, 2019, 05:08:31 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 22, 2019, 05:39:45 PM
 It’s almost an egg salad sandwich.  Do you have a bowl and a fork then combine that with the eggs and put some other stuff in there (green onion, mustard, celery, parsley) and your hummus then eat this meal while sitting in that corner over there.



Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 22, 2019, 06:12:22 PM


   Cheetos are Terrible

   But if you must: Puffs > Crunchy

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 22, 2019, 06:16:03 PM

Really?

It seemed like you use to get a few really giant freakishly long Cheetos™? in the bag. No longer. 
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 22, 2019, 06:18:23 PM


   Robuts

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on February 22, 2019, 07:18:45 PM
somebody better reinstate me stat. that fucking egg hummus abomination is a violation of all culinary standards. im disgusted and that's putting it mildly.

jimjom is officially on notice. all you animals need to go re-watch the daves cookin show episodes for christ sakes.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 22, 2019, 07:27:11 PM
Probably the Russians are posting on his behalf now.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on February 22, 2019, 07:29:44 PM
He must be getting a steep bun discount.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 23, 2019, 12:23:46 AM


   I thought Daves Cookin Show was CANCELLED

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on February 23, 2019, 12:27:15 AM
OMG new eps soon??!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 23, 2019, 12:35:00 AM


   What's the point if he's Benched

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on February 23, 2019, 12:40:30 AM
Maybe Jom will start a competing (better) show.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 23, 2019, 12:42:09 AM


   He already has a Bun Supplier ready to go....

   Was Daves Cookin Show shot in Portrait or Landscape ?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on February 23, 2019, 01:26:05 AM
It’s almost an egg salad sandwich.  Do you have a bowl and a fork then combine that with the eggs and put some other stuff in there (green onion, mustard, celery, parsley) and your hummus then eat this meal while sitting in that corner over there.

I’m too impatient to cut too many vegetables but I do make a good egg salad when I feel like it.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on February 23, 2019, 01:26:28 AM
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I literally laughed for a minute looking at this, Racer.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on February 23, 2019, 01:27:55 AM
somebody better reinstate me stat. that fucking egg hummus abomination is a violation of all culinary standards. im disgusted and that's putting it mildly.

jimjom is officially on notice. all you animals need to go re-watch the daves cookin show episodes for christ sakes.

I was hungover
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 23, 2019, 01:51:44 AM
   

   

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   I literally laughed for a minute looking at this, Racer.


    LOLOLOLOL

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 23, 2019, 05:37:35 AM
Substitute in healthy foods to get more fiber and roughage from beans, grains, nuts and dried fruit.

Instead of all the processed meat on white bread you could get a rotisserie chicken from the grocery store and make a bunch of meals out of that.  Sandwiches.

Tacos with a can of retried beans and hamburger. 

Heinz baked beans.

Rice and pasta = one cup rice, two cups water (more for pasta). Boil. Simmer on low 15 minutes with cover. Scrape out onto plate.

Vegetables = chop them any shape. Heat pan, add oil, add vegetables from stiffest to limpest. Turn down heat to where it is still making a little spattering mess. Stir around. Eat on top of beans, rice, or pasta.

Soup? Do you know how to make soup?



Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on February 23, 2019, 07:58:46 AM
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I like how the two halves look like angry muppet eyes.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on February 23, 2019, 08:17:34 AM
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I literally laughed for a minute looking at this, Racer.

 8)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Bro. Righteous on February 23, 2019, 11:40:35 AM
If I knew how to post pics on this wretched site, you cats would be in view of thee best
homemade brautwurst snausages topped with real Eastern Euro-Fare pickled SaurKraut
...that would make you drool...and also makes a great laxative.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on February 23, 2019, 12:38:19 PM
@shaft thanks for the tips and tricks. I do make soup but usually in the crock pot. So I guess that would be stew. I usually have a salad with spinach and a small amount of Italian dressing on it with dinners. I made some edamame yesterday they are fun to snack on.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 23, 2019, 03:02:33 PM
You will bury us all
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Plywood on February 23, 2019, 05:25:18 PM
LOL@peoplething

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on February 23, 2019, 06:55:43 PM
thats where i fail. the stuff i cook doesnt look like muppets.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 23, 2019, 09:32:49 PM



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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 23, 2019, 11:20:37 PM
Rice and Polish Dog Velveeta wrap. I put something else in there too, sauerkraut

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on February 23, 2019, 11:37:22 PM
Mortlock is trying to come off the bench.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on February 24, 2019, 01:34:23 AM
SAUSAGE is a good name for a stoner rock band.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Bro. Righteous on February 24, 2019, 01:37:18 AM
SNAUSAGE

See my food forum hot chill thread for ultimate Road to Rock pickled eggers.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 24, 2019, 01:54:51 AM


   Mort Who?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on February 24, 2019, 03:06:26 AM
Damn Muffin! That looks delicious as a m.f.!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 24, 2019, 06:52:34 AM
No it does not
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 24, 2019, 07:34:57 PM
jimjon, thanks! Fun thread. I put an order in at the store for hotlinks so I'll have a dish to present as soon as they arrive. Can't wait. I also bought an exercise bike.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on February 24, 2019, 10:51:42 PM
Is th3 thread fo4 fried rice and tofu?  Cuz......

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: black on February 25, 2019, 03:24:16 AM
plastic chopsticks?

Hippie.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on February 25, 2019, 10:46:15 AM
Mortlock is trying to come off the bench.
im off the bench. New episodes of daves cookin show are up.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on February 25, 2019, 12:26:35 PM
link?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: black on February 25, 2019, 02:09:09 PM
  ^^^^                                ^^^                                              ^^^
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https://riffrocklives.com/forum/index.php?topic=13049.0 (https://riffrocklives.com/forum/index.php?topic=13049.0)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on February 25, 2019, 02:30:50 PM
You got high right!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: black aspirin on February 25, 2019, 02:59:13 PM
SAUSAGE is a good name for a stoner rock band.

Les Claypool has probably smoked some weed.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on February 25, 2019, 11:02:02 PM
link?
daves cookin show thread.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on February 26, 2019, 01:35:25 AM
Godammit, you know I don’t know there’s a food forum.


Link?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 26, 2019, 01:40:04 AM


   What's the matter, Juan?  Too many HOOPS?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 26, 2019, 08:40:13 AM
Are you saying that only because he’s African-American?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on February 28, 2019, 12:40:35 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5T1PaUU_jE
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on March 01, 2019, 12:09:13 AM
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Whimsical Trader Joe’s created mash up of air fried spring rolls, steamed (too much)dumplings, TJ fried rice, some spinach, some chicken bone broth, and spicy sauces. Not my most beautiful plate but a good fusion of Cantonese and southeast Asian influences. Enjoy.

Was going to do hot dogs but they’ll be there tomorrow. This could be their Fearless Flyer recipe.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on March 01, 2019, 12:15:00 AM
my dude you even made sriracha patterns on the plate. a masterpiece
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on March 01, 2019, 09:46:15 AM
my dude you even made sriracha patterns on the plate. a masterpiece

Thanks! The bottle makes it easy to dispense that way.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 02, 2019, 12:21:26 AM



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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 02, 2019, 12:51:03 PM
A couple mentionable current local offerings

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 02, 2019, 12:57:58 PM


   Chicago Style

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 02, 2019, 01:53:03 PM
Pittsburgh sandwich theory extended
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on March 02, 2019, 06:08:28 PM
Doesn’t apply if you’re retarded and order a Cuban.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on March 02, 2019, 08:19:48 PM
A couple mentionable current local offerings

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Is that like “fig paste”? Were they high when they thought that one up?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 02, 2019, 08:51:42 PM
That is a charred broccolini mostarda thank you.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on March 02, 2019, 08:58:48 PM
"Never mind"

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on March 02, 2019, 11:44:12 PM
Fig sauce, that's it! Frankly, a hot dog on a sesame baguette is not something to be proud of.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on March 03, 2019, 10:57:23 AM
Fig sauce, that's it! Frankly, a hot dog on a sesame baguette is not something to be proud of.
looks good to me.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 03, 2019, 11:10:00 AM
It’s not fig sauce
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on March 03, 2019, 11:19:14 AM
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hm...

Underdone sausage w/ fig paste, topped with a melted condom?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on March 03, 2019, 11:55:06 AM
Bolts dream sandwich.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 03, 2019, 12:37:04 PM
I can’t see the need for these foods given that the millennials are the enemy and we shouldn’t support them.

Unless they start crying.

Title: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on March 04, 2019, 07:56:31 PM
I bought some alarming HDBs last Sunday at Walgreens...Hostess brand. But the expiration was in April...they were good, very pillowy and satisfyingly starchy. Buns at the grocery store are only good for about a week. What’s the deal?! What’s the difference? Preservatives?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on March 04, 2019, 11:21:45 PM
I bought some alarming HDBs last Sunday at Walgreens...Hostess brand. But the expiration was in April...they were good, very pillowy and satisfyingly starchy. Buns at the grocery store are only good for about a week. What’s the deal?! What’s the difference? Preservatives?
only buy fresh bread. too many preservs are not good for you. freeze fresh bread. shit will last.
Title: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on March 05, 2019, 12:45:30 AM
Recipe video coming soon, a cooking class for you noobs
Title: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on March 05, 2019, 12:45:49 AM
Trying out my recipe video
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on March 05, 2019, 01:10:40 AM
do it.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on March 05, 2019, 01:12:29 AM
new episode up. italian sammy
Title: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on March 05, 2019, 01:45:35 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5t_VJL0LVmE

The reason I keep making that smacking sound is because I was dipping Skoal
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 05, 2019, 06:27:24 AM
Don't buy food at Walgreens.


Hey if you wanna buy those cheap gross groceries that will kill you like you like, try a Menards.  Do you have those?  It's for whites only.  They have a grocery store in there along with the hardware with rows and rows of processed food in boxes and cans featuring bright corporate logos and perplexing chemical stews of ingredients.  Smart Moms can even fit their oversized bloated toddlers in the oversized shopping carts.  American fat people purchasing food are so Gross!





Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: lftwng4 on March 05, 2019, 07:28:40 AM
I shop at Menards regularly.  I can buy everything I need there, almost.
Food, cat litter, cat food, deodorant, and tools(sometimes).
Plus, endless rebates.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 05, 2019, 10:54:54 AM
I like it a lot better than Home Depot and Lowe’s

I bought a door there.  I got to run over and get a bedframe. 
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on March 05, 2019, 11:35:37 AM
You bought a door at the Wiener's Circle?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on March 05, 2019, 11:36:21 AM
Take it to the hot dog thread.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on March 05, 2019, 06:53:17 PM
Wait, which thread is this? :o
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: retardgroove on March 05, 2019, 07:15:27 PM
SHITTY WHITE PUNK
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on March 05, 2019, 07:52:15 PM
racism.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on March 05, 2019, 08:11:15 PM
ThanksTM
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 05, 2019, 08:21:56 PM
Alright. Let’s get started.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 05, 2019, 08:24:26 PM
I'm not comfortable with watching 40-year-old guys that might be friends of mine eat dangerous food
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on March 05, 2019, 08:28:19 PM
I had a Moon Pie and a Red Bull for lunch.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 05, 2019, 08:47:18 PM
With some Bodega bath salt, if you are still solid with us.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on March 05, 2019, 10:43:31 PM
I eat questionable “vegetarian loser” food pretty much daily. Get over it.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on March 05, 2019, 10:50:07 PM
I love me some vegetables.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on March 05, 2019, 11:03:22 PM
Me likey de frootz.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on March 05, 2019, 11:31:10 PM
...40-year-old guys...

That's very generous of you.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on March 06, 2019, 12:21:23 AM
It’s the beards.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on March 06, 2019, 12:21:56 AM
most def.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 06, 2019, 05:53:00 AM
With Sriracha

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on March 06, 2019, 08:28:14 AM
Sriracha Beard
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on March 06, 2019, 10:14:57 AM
Sriracha Beard

that's the name of my vegan crustpunk band
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on March 06, 2019, 10:29:33 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 06, 2019, 10:46:22 AM
We should proactively intervene on these young cats' diets.  Otherwise it will just be you and me and Don G typing on here in 10 years.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on March 06, 2019, 02:15:49 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on March 06, 2019, 02:27:44 PM
It might be the Original Hot Dog Shop, but the fries are better than the dogs there. 

Did you take that image or is it stock photo?  I just drove past it not 2 hours ago.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on March 06, 2019, 03:08:25 PM
I just drove past It too!


In 1995. I snapped a few Pitts pics from the car, high on beer.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 06, 2019, 05:52:16 PM
What else did you drunk drive photograph in the late nineties?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on March 06, 2019, 07:02:33 PM
Your mom.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 06, 2019, 08:23:07 PM


   Heh

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on March 06, 2019, 08:41:05 PM
Fuck! The O!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 06, 2019, 08:48:21 PM


   I'll be honest with you, I don't care for Cheez Whiz on my Wiener

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on March 06, 2019, 10:29:35 PM
Maybe you can wash it off?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 06, 2019, 10:58:20 PM
He’s obviously never been asked by the right person.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on March 06, 2019, 11:01:41 PM
I'll admit I'm not sure sure whether he means his wiener or the wiener that he's eating.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on March 07, 2019, 04:44:45 AM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 07, 2019, 06:00:44 AM

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: khoomeizhi on March 07, 2019, 06:43:53 AM
isn't that a keyfob with the key inside it kinda deal? what do you need the other key for?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 07, 2019, 07:06:29 AM

My 2009 car still has the fob to unlock the doors plus a key to start the car.   A keyless car rental always freaks me out a bit.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 07, 2019, 08:59:11 AM


   I’ll be honest with you, I love keyless fob push button start.
   Proximity unlock.


   
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on March 07, 2019, 09:46:14 AM
ahhhhh the 90's.

The last decade you could drive completely shit-faced and, as long as you didn't kill anybody, only receive community service or give the state 1500 bucks.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: khoomeizhi on March 07, 2019, 07:34:00 PM
My 2009 car still has the fob to unlock the doors plus a key to start the car.   A keyless car rental always freaks me out a bit.

that one's not actually keyless, though. press the little silver button and the key part pops out.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on March 07, 2019, 10:00:37 PM
Either the key pops out, or it's the ejector seat. It depends on the make and model.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 08, 2019, 05:24:49 AM
Oh yeah, there’s a valet key.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 10, 2019, 06:45:34 PM
What would you get from this hummus place, which I consider to be an ignorant, racist term.

Fassoulia  are Armenian braised green beans. This place Zad is a fanciful spin off of the more heavy-handed and terrific Pita Inn.  They are making a fortune, it is always busy.   Mexicans cooking Palestinian food for Eastern European Jews.

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on March 10, 2019, 06:47:12 PM
"Chicken kefta" is self contradictory
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on March 10, 2019, 06:48:41 PM
I would eat all of that.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 10, 2019, 06:55:26 PM
They are selling this food to customers that were born in 22 different countries so they have to over describe everything and keep the process hyper-efficient and self-explanatory.

The food’s a little better prepared and notched up a bit in quality over the parent restaurant. They opened this in the old location - Pita Inn moved to a vacant property down the road that was previously Barnum and Bagel. A well loved jewish deli sitdown restaurant.

You racist.





Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on March 10, 2019, 06:57:27 PM
I was under the impression kefta/kofta, which shows up in quite a few cultures, is invariably a beef or lamb dish. But sure, ground chicken, why not. Complaint withdrawn.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 10, 2019, 07:02:39 PM

The Jews and the Muslims don’t eat pork but all the Russian Jews and the other Easten European peoples do so they got to include all the remaining meats. 


I would think ethnic food restaurants are a fine alternative to American style processed meats like hot dogs, which we shouldn’t eat.



Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on March 11, 2019, 01:42:08 AM
'ya rekon?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on March 11, 2019, 01:42:39 PM
I was the passenger.


Though the driver was pretty blotto.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 11, 2019, 07:06:33 PM
You ever heard of hummus?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on March 11, 2019, 07:54:30 PM
Yep—I've also seen, eaten, and liked hummus.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on March 12, 2019, 01:55:04 AM
It might be the Original Hot Dog Shop, but the fries are better than the dogs there. 

Did you take that image or is it stock photo?  I just drove past it not 2 hours ago.

That’s the Dirty O as it’s known. Great 40 place, have been berates by counter staff there in my 20s on my looks.

Bell. let’s talk.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on March 12, 2019, 01:57:38 AM
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Here’s some turkey dogs I made last night and I went to Monday Night Raw tonight.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 12, 2019, 06:52:01 AM
You can't eat that food anymore. You are going to die from it.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 12, 2019, 09:45:23 AM
TOTS?!!?!?  Gotta be some ranch there somewhere.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on March 12, 2019, 10:07:47 AM
Speaking of, the tots at Sister Bar rule, esp. the Japanese Curry...

https://sisterthebar.com/food/ (https://sisterthebar.com/food/)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on March 12, 2019, 11:47:44 AM
Tater crowns all day.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on March 12, 2019, 01:59:34 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 13, 2019, 07:25:08 AM
Cold potatoes (and cold pasta) contain the crystalized form of starch that is considered a biome friendly diet addition to improve the ongoing overall health of your microbes. The more I read about this topic the more the articles lean toward the importance of what you feed your microbes to increase their effectiveness, rather than taking probiotic supplements. 



Also, related, don't eat hotdogs.

Is Eating Deli Meat Really That Bad for You?
Even small amounts of processed meat increase the risk of colorectal cancer.

Of note here: the cured items labeled natural and uncured actually are more dangerous.

Some products that claim to be “natural” or “organic” may say they are processed without nitrites or nitrates, and the label may say the item has “no artificial preservatives” or is “uncured.” But nutritionists warn that food manufacturers may still add vegetable powders or juices such as celery juice or beetroot juice that contain naturally occurring nitrates, which are converted to nitrites either in the food itself or when they interact with bacteria in our bodies.

As a result some “natural” or “organic” roast beef and turkey breast, or other products cured with sea salt, evaporated cane juice, potato starch, or natural flavorings or seasonings, may end up with just as high a nitrite content as meats with sodium nitrite added.



https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/14/well/eat/is-eating-deli-meats-really-that-bad-for-you.html?mc=aud_dev&ad-keywords=auddevgate&subid1=TAFI&ad_name=INTER_20_XXXX_XXX_1P_CD_XX_XX_SITEVISITXREM_X_XXXX_COUSA_P_X_X_EN_FBIG_OA_XXXX_00_EN_JP_NFLINKS&adset_name=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nytimes.com%2F2018%2F12%2F14%2Fwell%2Feat%2Fis-eating-deli-meats-really-that-bad-for-you.html&campaign_id=23843395559380358&fbclid=IwAR0p02MrvIRa6vfi_gkUD_COD9IhVgtiD-eNdA8OKjFKkGhKJUix1mQvFNo (https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/14/well/eat/is-eating-deli-meats-really-that-bad-for-you.html?mc=aud_dev&ad-keywords=auddevgate&subid1=TAFI&ad_name=INTER_20_XXXX_XXX_1P_CD_XX_XX_SITEVISITXREM_X_XXXX_COUSA_P_X_X_EN_FBIG_OA_XXXX_00_EN_JP_NFLINKS&adset_name=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.nytimes.com%2F2018%2F12%2F14%2Fwell%2Feat%2Fis-eating-deli-meats-really-that-bad-for-you.html&campaign_id=23843395559380358&fbclid=IwAR0p02MrvIRa6vfi_gkUD_COD9IhVgtiD-eNdA8OKjFKkGhKJUix1mQvFNo)

To summarize, here are some of the best foods for gut health:
Fiber. Think whole grains, beans and legumes, and whole fruits and veggies.
Fermented foods. Sauerkrat, kimchi, tempeh, kimchi, miso, kefir, pickles.
Greens. ...
Roughage: Jerusalem artichoke, jicama, flaxseed.
Fruits. ...
Also: garlic and gum arabic.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on March 13, 2019, 07:57:02 AM
Yeah, taking probiotic supplements is ineffective because they don’t survive for long in the gut. Better to create conditions in the gut where probiotics can thrive, because of your diet. Fermented foods are great (yogurt, duh) but also unpasteurized sauerkraut and kimchi are especially good. Beans. Allio-whatchamacalllit vegetables: garlic and onions. All good. I also like that Apple Cider Vinegar from Braggs (“with the Mother”) and (I hate to say this) Kombucha drinks, both of which make my poops magical (rainbows come out). I used to have my own Kombucha “mushroom” (culture) when Kombucha was first trendy in the early 90s, it didn’t seem to do anything noticeable, and I let it die. But now I have really good reaction to commercial Kombucha beverages - if my stomach is messed up, I can get back to normal in one or two days from drinking a half bottle per day.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on March 13, 2019, 08:00:04 AM
Supposedly gut health can have a big impact on mental health too. Some people think depression and mood disorders are linked to your gut biome.

Anybody want to do a fecal transplant swap? Let me know!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 13, 2019, 08:00:57 AM
There's some link to gut microbes controlling food cravings. So they are talking to us.

We've been eating sunchokes when they are around at the farmers market, which are the gold standard for this. I like them a lot.


Yeah, I found Kombucho too rough and I stopped making it. I'm heavy on fermented stuff instead.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on March 13, 2019, 10:34:08 AM
Im into a fecal transplant.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on March 13, 2019, 10:44:17 AM
I'll have my people call your people. We can have it air-lifted.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on March 13, 2019, 12:58:11 PM
This was pretty terrible:

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 13, 2019, 02:51:20 PM


   Hey Morty

   You want to trade poop ?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on March 13, 2019, 02:53:18 PM
Anybody want some free cat poop? You pay the shipping.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 13, 2019, 02:59:02 PM


   Would getting a fecal transplant using cat poop give you a super power?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on March 13, 2019, 03:11:42 PM
if showing everybody yer bung is a superpower.....
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on March 13, 2019, 03:14:58 PM
You'd probably be more likely to contract toxoplasmosis.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on March 13, 2019, 03:44:52 PM
*hiccup*

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on March 13, 2019, 03:46:45 PM
*waves from my office*  it's in the pic.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on March 13, 2019, 03:47:06 PM
Ha!  Radical.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on March 13, 2019, 06:09:46 PM


   Hey Morty

   You want to trade poop ?
sure. I was going to save some cold logs for cwook but if you want them im down.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on March 13, 2019, 06:42:23 PM


   Hey Morty

   You want to trade poop ?
sure. I was going to save some cold logs for cwook but if you want them im down.

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 13, 2019, 09:32:26 PM


   I'm Offended

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on March 13, 2019, 11:11:38 PM
You spelled "Offensive" wrong.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on March 14, 2019, 12:07:13 AM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 14, 2019, 09:26:09 AM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on March 14, 2019, 10:27:56 AM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on March 14, 2019, 11:54:24 AM
I kinda gag a bit when I see a pic of her.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on March 14, 2019, 12:44:01 PM
She's dumber than rocks, for sure.

But her boobs were fun back then...


FHM!!!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on March 14, 2019, 12:52:49 PM
She paid good $$ for those boobs, but they don't last forever.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 16, 2019, 10:40:06 PM
Ciabrata bro. With waffle fries and comeback sauce. Homemade kraut and Colby jack underneath.

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 17, 2019, 12:23:38 AM

I have some old homemade saukraut - I should have made more last year. Is 2 years old unsafe? It's jarred and refrigerated.


Tomorrow is corn beef and cabbage and red potatoes.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 17, 2019, 12:28:14 AM
It’s still good. I’m working through the last bit of a 1 year old kimchi batch. Old fermented stuff works good in soups or chopped finely and added to salads and or vinaigrettes.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on March 20, 2019, 05:25:14 AM
I've got a batch of 3-month old KimChi. Not the best but I'll use it for soup and get onto the next batch. Can people grow cabbage at home? I need the super fine organic.

Chicken dogs
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 20, 2019, 07:44:16 AM
I grew cabbages but there’s way too many bugs and slugs that eat them. Not worth it.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on March 24, 2019, 09:29:29 PM
Afternoon snack bowl of Frank'n'Beans while I suss out this cabbage complication. I'll give it a go anyway once I carve out a space. I've got a bottle of Neem, I'm going to spray the whole yard and see what happens - pest control possibilities. 
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 25, 2019, 07:22:42 AM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on March 25, 2019, 02:14:39 PM
I woke up to find I'd thrown out the 3/4 brick of Velveeta. Dammit! It's garbage pickup day so no way to retrieve it.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 25, 2019, 02:48:26 PM


   FOOL

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on March 25, 2019, 02:50:56 PM
That crap is as healthy as yellow-cake nuclear material but still interesting enough, from time-to-time, to hazard a go. Big loss.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 25, 2019, 03:05:33 PM


   White Macaroni & Cheese

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on March 25, 2019, 04:14:13 PM
Grilled cheese sandwiches.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on March 25, 2019, 05:25:38 PM
Re-stocked, with aim on that grilled cheese.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on March 25, 2019, 05:29:08 PM
Crisis averted.

You'd think the dairy industry could come up with a better catch-phrase than "Cheese: It's Not That Good for You"
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on March 25, 2019, 05:33:51 PM
"Cheese: It's Just Spoiled Milk with Less than the Allowable Levels of Blood & Pus"?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 25, 2019, 06:24:34 PM
But aged.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 25, 2019, 06:40:41 PM


   What are the allowable Blood / Pus levels ?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on March 25, 2019, 06:42:15 PM
Would also like to know the allowable gnat-parts in fieldroast.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on March 25, 2019, 06:48:34 PM
That's where all the flavor is.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 25, 2019, 07:31:33 PM
I bought some Fieldroast sausages a while back.  The damn things have plastic casings. What the shit!?

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on March 25, 2019, 07:32:59 PM
I bought some Fieldroast sausages a while back.  The damn things have plastic casings. What the shit!?

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The casings are supposed to be removed before cooking.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on March 25, 2019, 07:33:47 PM
Those are pretty tasty (I've had the chorizo and one other kind). A little expensive but good.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 25, 2019, 07:35:00 PM
Yes I know that but why plastic?  Meat sausages don’t have plastic casing. You’d think vegans would engineer something a little more earth friendly.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on March 25, 2019, 07:51:05 PM
Tofu skins?

It's just packaging so they don't fall apart in transit.
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Post by: RacerX on March 25, 2019, 07:59:19 PM
It's BPA-free plastic, at least.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on March 25, 2019, 11:19:12 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on March 25, 2019, 11:43:31 PM
i cant wait to taste the metal tie on the plastic wrap.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on March 26, 2019, 12:06:06 AM
Probably made in Fukushima.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on March 26, 2019, 12:07:45 AM
Lumpy@-1111

EPIC@-1111!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on March 26, 2019, 01:39:51 AM
I'm #1.

Trader Joes has a good vegan chorizo.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on March 26, 2019, 02:13:34 AM
I'm #1.

Trader Joes has a good vegan chorizo.
vegan chorizo is an awesome emo band name.   
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on March 26, 2019, 02:26:27 AM
I'm #1.

Trader Joes has a good vegan chorizo.
vegan chorizo is an awesome emo band name.
I love you
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on March 26, 2019, 02:56:56 PM
Yeah, that's a good one too.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 26, 2019, 04:00:00 PM
Trader Joe's sucks but people like it for some reason.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on March 26, 2019, 05:29:08 PM
People shopping at Trader Joes act like they're hypnotized. They'll stand in the middle of the aisle and stare at the shelves, or they wander around with their mouths open like they've never seen a grocery store before, etc.

I have some staples that I get there, like canned fish, cheese, olive oil, coconut milk, refried beans, dark chocolate, nuts... Cheaper than my local grocery and better quality.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on March 26, 2019, 05:33:08 PM
This stuff is fuckin great

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 26, 2019, 08:06:10 PM



   

   People shopping at Trader Joes act like they're hypnotized. They'll stand in the middle of the aisle and stare at the shelves, or they wander around with their mouths open like they've never seen a grocery store before, etc.



   Yep

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on March 26, 2019, 09:08:52 PM



   

   People shopping at Trader Joes act like they're hypnotized. They'll stand in the middle of the aisle and stare at the shelves, or they wander around with their mouths open like they've never seen a grocery store before, etc.



   Yep
I do that in the beer stores when I visit my sis in PA.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 26, 2019, 09:26:45 PM
I did this today.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on March 27, 2019, 01:52:46 AM
WHATS UP FUCKERS

here’s some shots:

1. Jollibee
2. What I am consuming now - a dog and a Cuba libre!

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 27, 2019, 05:59:56 AM
OMG, just No.   You should be put in chains for your own protection.

As I reported a few years ago,  Jolibees had lines around the block for six months when it opened here - I went last month to get Julia a Hal all hala drink for a joke and their food is beyond horrible. Like if gas station food met your normal fussy Pittsburgh children’s diet in a dark alley in the mind of a Philippino mental patient. With a sort of rancid oil tinged patina over everything. Horrible.

Where do you have a Jollibees? Vegas?



Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 27, 2019, 06:12:20 AM


   What is Jollibee

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 27, 2019, 07:21:59 AM
A Philippines based fast food chain. It would be like longing for McDonald’s if you emmigrated to a country where none are to be found.  Actually no, like if longed so something distinctively horrible - maybe more like the rancid type food at Waffle House.

You racist.


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on March 27, 2019, 08:55:09 AM
There are two Jollibee's here in NYC. I haven't been to one yet. They put sugar in their spaghetti sauce, I think (bleh).

I don't want to be a negative jerk but Filipino food is not my favorite. Chicken always seems to be hacked, like their only kitchen knife is a cleaver. Watch out for bone fragments. They eat a lot of innards, which I don't care for. Lots of deep fried food. I do like Pancit noodles though.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 27, 2019, 09:34:39 AM
Calling this ‘Filipino Food’ is wrong.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: L. Ron on March 27, 2019, 03:26:52 PM
Pinoy fast food.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on March 27, 2019, 03:59:55 PM
Yes, in Vegas. The spaghetti has hot dog shards in it and ham cubes. The sauce is ketchup based but it’s made from bananas. Ol’ HJ Heinz would be rolling around in his grave if he knew that. The chicken is delicious imo.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 27, 2019, 04:11:20 PM
All it’s missing is some Kraft singles on top. Sounds horrid.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 27, 2019, 05:27:58 PM
‘Tis


Investigate the Halahala Drink though. It’s a thing. You can discuss it later with your cab driver or dental hygienist.



“Halo-Halo is an infamous Filipino dessert that shows what happens when you let a 4 year old create his own dessert. It’s an odd combo of ice cream, shaved ice, jello chunks, red beans and gummy worm type things. It becomes a disgusting mess if you don’t eat it quickly. Be forewarned.”


The ones here have beans in them as well.

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Hotdogs in Ketchup on Italian Style noodle

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American Negro Style Fried Chickens

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 27, 2019, 06:20:58 PM

Eh, awesome. The Jollibee here had lines around the block for the first six months. People slept out in tents. 

When I finally went there, which was recently, I got the lady a Halo-Halo for a surprise and since I was bringing it to work, I got a few other items to leave in the breakroom. But no one wanted to eat that stuff, even for free, except for the Russian guys. 


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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on March 27, 2019, 07:29:27 PM
wtf shaft
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Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 27, 2019, 08:49:20 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 27, 2019, 08:52:20 PM

It seems like Jor elk would be uncomfortable under the bright lighting and aggressive high pressure, on-deck style ordering. 

You, mister Grizzly Adams, what you want?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 27, 2019, 09:02:03 PM


   Somebody made a Grizzly Adams reference on the worksite today.

   WTF

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on March 27, 2019, 09:02:29 PM
Synergy!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 27, 2019, 09:06:36 PM


   They served lamb chops today at 'lunch'

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: L. Ron on March 27, 2019, 09:20:09 PM
Jett's has lamb chops?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 27, 2019, 09:21:06 PM


   hilarious

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: L. Ron on March 27, 2019, 09:31:47 PM
I bet Shari Lewis was sad about your lunch.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 27, 2019, 09:34:12 PM


   Why the fuck would a caterer serve Lamb chops?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on March 27, 2019, 09:52:36 PM
Leftovers. Like that LoLijoli, which too, would be left over. That stuff has zero visual appeal.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on March 27, 2019, 11:09:35 PM
Leftovers. Like that LoLijoli, which too, would be left over. That stuff has zero visual appeal.
ill go as far to say its repulsive af. im actually pissed off right now.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 27, 2019, 11:12:42 PM


   I said ~ LAMB CHOPS


   Seriously

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 28, 2019, 06:39:15 AM
Did you read ‘Grizzly Adams’ in the exaggerated racist, Filipino accent I intended? 
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on March 28, 2019, 03:45:34 PM
Opposing viewpoints:


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 28, 2019, 04:39:17 PM
In the Waffel House tradition.


You know what? In the last half-year, six full service independent mom and pop restaurants closed - including The Bagel, Marylyn’s, Gail’s and a Baker’s Square.  Only old people go in those places.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: L. Ron on March 28, 2019, 04:53:13 PM
Waffle House is fucking garbage.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 28, 2019, 05:06:23 PM


   I Agree with L. Ron

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on March 28, 2019, 05:12:20 PM
With TONY BOURDAIN seemingly not rejecting it, I could be a little JellyBee there's no Jollibee around here.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 28, 2019, 05:28:30 PM

Culturally not culinarily


Obviously

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on March 28, 2019, 06:14:19 PM
Of course


 ;D
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on March 28, 2019, 07:45:45 PM
How soon after eating it did he kill himself?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 28, 2019, 07:46:32 PM


   Too Soon

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 28, 2019, 10:32:20 PM
This is some seriously good stuff

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on March 28, 2019, 11:22:13 PM


   Too Soon
nah. its a fair question. the implications cant be ignored.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on March 28, 2019, 11:25:00 PM
Prosciutto spread seems... wrong.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on March 28, 2019, 11:32:38 PM
Prosciutto spread seems... wrong.
should be Prosciutto sausage. that would be good af with eggs.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 28, 2019, 11:44:28 PM
This is like an Italian chorizo. It’s been around for centuries in Calabria. Some time I’ll make my own.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 29, 2019, 12:14:00 AM


   Mortlock gummed up my jokey wordplay. 

Title: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on March 29, 2019, 12:55:19 AM
I ordered the fiesta noodles not the spaghetti ketchup but they fucked up my order and I dealt with it because I had it delivered via Postmates.

And this:

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 29, 2019, 12:57:11 AM


   PostMates sounds like a Dating site for Mail Carriers

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on March 29, 2019, 01:40:39 AM
2 kinda cheese
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on March 29, 2019, 02:20:05 AM
2 kinda cheese

Is that rye bread?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: khoomeizhi on March 29, 2019, 06:59:59 AM
burnt.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 29, 2019, 10:59:36 AM
Next up is this place, which is referred to in Boston racist terms, but no where else, as a hummus restaurant. All these  places have the same food, with some specific dish from their country of origin. In this case these guys are Iraqi so they have Masgoof fish

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on March 29, 2019, 03:23:16 PM
2 kinda cheese

Is that rye bread?

Could be a dark rye from sourdough left on too long, then the cover-up job with cheese. Making due at midnight.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on March 29, 2019, 03:40:57 PM


   What are the allowable Blood / Pus levels ?

In the US, the FDA allows 750 million pus cells in every liter of milk.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 29, 2019, 03:56:33 PM
Wow!  That’s purulent.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on March 29, 2019, 04:18:54 PM
Corpulence often seeks remedy through purulence.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on March 29, 2019, 04:40:48 PM
Bovine Mastitis often manifests as a purulent discharge.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on March 29, 2019, 05:00:47 PM
Who'da thunk it?

Hot Dogs in petite portions okay but potentially problematic when piled-on - probably presenting itself in purulent puffiness.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on March 29, 2019, 05:04:50 PM
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled, purulent, puffy peppers, people.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on March 29, 2019, 05:15:30 PM
Howling Hot Dog hawgs hoisted heated habanero's in hapazard heaps at lunch hour for humorous haha's.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 31, 2019, 08:26:12 AM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 31, 2019, 10:03:59 AM
I personally know the man who started up, ran, and finally sold Stumptown to Peet’s. He has more money than God on Sunday. He also wears a Rolex with a pot leaf on it.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on March 31, 2019, 12:50:18 PM
Used to enjoy their weekly ads

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 31, 2019, 01:05:02 PM
Or how about this one?

Whoops!!
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 01, 2019, 06:32:49 AM
Go on take the money and run

Whoo-hoo-hoo
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on April 01, 2019, 11:49:49 AM
I got a Chemex a couple of Christmas's ago and when I youtubed how to use it, it was a guy from Stumptown.  SO, fast forward to the next time I was in Big Sur, they had their beans in this 'nothing but the best' type grocery store in Carmel and I bought some and french pressed them at the cabin.  Was good.

A few months later, they're in every grocery store, drug store and target as far as they eye can see.




So, now I know why, heh.



Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 01, 2019, 02:52:00 PM
I went to the new lunch breakfast place that has got only rave reviews. I foolishly got the Reuben sandwich at this Mexican inspired brunch restaurant- it was fine but what a dumb choice.


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It's more likely this kind of brunch food would be have been a better selection but it was 1pm and I didn't want a wrap or burger.

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on April 01, 2019, 02:53:12 PM
It's your new Cuban.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on April 01, 2019, 02:55:40 PM
What's the orange slice for?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 01, 2019, 02:57:37 PM
It's a south of the border thing. Plus, it makes it brunch-like.


Not really- it was reasonable to assume a bar with somewhat swanky food offerings could pull off a good enough Cuban Sandwhich - that was on them.


Ordering a Rueben Sandwich at a Mexican Brunch restaurant is on me. Although, the same Mexican cooks would have prepared it at any restaurant. Maybe they just don't have the use Rueben ingredients at a high enough turnover so its freshness suffers.

The rye bread the sandwich was serve upon was really good though.


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on April 01, 2019, 03:02:31 PM
I’m suspicious of any garnish like that.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 01, 2019, 05:00:06 PM
Racism
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on April 01, 2019, 05:18:36 PM
Says he who orders a Rueben at a Mexican restaurant! She'll have the Pozole and taquitos, and another blended Margarita. Me? The Rueben. Do you have a Bock Beer?

Wow.


/Lol
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on April 01, 2019, 06:22:29 PM
It's like ordering the Cuban Sandwich at a vegan Thai restaurant.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on April 01, 2019, 06:38:00 PM
If it sucks, don't put it on the menu.

I agree with MadJohShaft.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on April 01, 2019, 06:39:49 PM
I got reamed out by the server in a jewish place in nyc when I unwittingly tried to order a pastrami and swiss on rye. he damn near kicked my ass. he could tell I was pretty clueless so he tried to explain that its a kosher place and the meat and cheese do not touch. I don't think I helped matters any when I asked to have the cheese on the side then. 
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on April 01, 2019, 07:04:58 PM
The Christians really have their shit together compared to the Jews and Muslims when it comes to dietary restrictions.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 01, 2019, 07:16:55 PM
We have vegans and macrobiotics to atone for.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 01, 2019, 07:21:14 PM
I strolled around and went into the CBD and Kratom store and got some Red Kratom powder which is for sleeping.

And I got a cartridge of CBD.


You know what was weird - the hippie Chinese man that sold it to me was chewing a giant wad of chewing gum. Like way too much for a man his age.


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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on April 01, 2019, 07:32:31 PM
Interesting, hope it works for you. I was at the hippy store yesterday to pick up some of their essential oil soap (good stuff!) and they had some CBD liquid in a dropper bottle, specifically for easy sleeping. Some OG Blue something. $60 so I passed, but the lady said a recent customer hadn't slept more that 3 hours at a time for more that 25years but the OG had her sleeping long-time. I may have to try it. Mainly i need to get away from all the blue-light of the computer/ipad/laptop.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 01, 2019, 08:48:37 PM
Yeah, I’m looking at a yellow iPad. My kids both have their stuff on dark mode, which I may investigate.


The CBG chocolate bars felt more effective to me than the gummie bears at a higher dosage. It sort of slows you down a bit and chills you out. I like it. Seems like I may mess around with this stuff further.

And the Kratom. I think the three varieties having different effects (sleeping, concentration and energy) sounds a little like bullshit.  Is that supposed to be CBD too?


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on April 01, 2019, 08:53:07 PM


   Is Kratom the stuff that gives you alligator skin ?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on April 01, 2019, 08:55:25 PM


   Is Kratom the stuff that gives you alligator skin ?
youre thinking of krokodil.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on April 01, 2019, 09:08:57 PM
I like Bluebird Botanicals CBD oil, I'll say it again. They will mail it anywhere. The "6x Concentrate" is what I use. A dose is 1/3 of a dropper.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 01, 2019, 10:14:24 PM
10-15mg at a time.

I just took a tsp of the Kratom so we’ll see what happens next. 
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on April 02, 2019, 07:09:55 AM
are you dead?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 02, 2019, 07:43:21 AM
Kratom’s like a glass of wine, four Tylenol, a cigar and a chocolate bar.


Actually it feels a lot like a cross between the icky space out of a Tylenol with codeine and the fun space out of Vicodins. A mild euphoria and a little buzz followed by sleepiness. Not as good as the real drugs it replaces but clearly more than placebo.

Apparently the three different colors and the bullshit names are about as true as the bullshit around the weed strains - just get what’s cheapest and stick with that.

I’ll try it again during the day when I can pay more attention to it.  So far, a nice temporary option to alcohol for non-users and a okay path to a few nights of sleep or stress relief occasionally.


(The smokable CDB cartridge produces a stronger feeling than the eats, which is not surprising. A more noticeable but still very mild euphoria and buzz.)

I wonder if anybody will be doing either in five years. Just smoke weed.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on April 02, 2019, 11:59:37 AM
I thought it might have been not so noticeable on first go. Right, booze is great for passing out, especially in excess, which is where I live. Great stuff except for the side effect of slobbering-goonheadedness that accompany's its frequent (and monetarily expensive) application. Not to mention the questionable judgement in who one sleeps with on any one night.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on April 02, 2019, 12:03:08 PM
What I meant was, all good, until it (anything) devolves into too much hotdoggin'

Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on April 02, 2019, 01:40:25 PM
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 04, 2019, 05:12:43 AM
What band is that?



We could get rid of at least one of team Pittsburgh

Eat Your Veggies: Study Finds Poor Diets Linked to One in Five Deaths


In one of the largest surveys of data on global dietary habits and longevity, researchers found that consuming vegetables, fruits, fish and whole grains was strongly associated with a longer life — and that people who skimped on such healthy foods were more likely to die before their time.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/03/science/diet-vegetables.html?action=click&module=Latest&pgtype=Homepage (https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/03/science/diet-vegetables.html?action=click&module=Latest&pgtype=Homepage)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on April 04, 2019, 12:36:58 PM
I'm always careful to balance the dog with a few veggies, pickled is best. Found a new German smoked dog. Was going to use a store bought bun (yuk) but went with the store bought bread (ok)

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 04, 2019, 12:37:56 PM
With a salad instead of fries
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on April 04, 2019, 12:40:07 PM
As soon as I run out of my current potato chips supply I'm done with store bought chips. Maybe some corn chips and salsa from time to time but the greezy store bought chips have got to go. I'll just dip some carrot chips in blue cheese if I freak out and need a crunch.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 04, 2019, 12:44:08 PM
Yeah, I really like potato chips and Doritos™? and I have no defenses.


Alas though, skip the French fries. Also, eat beans. We need to eat tons of beans.  Beans and greens.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on April 04, 2019, 03:11:17 PM
Yeah, no defense, I will have to pass on my pouty parade in opposition of the potato-chip, no way to prolong a prohibiton.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 04, 2019, 03:42:59 PM


You could get the baked beans, coleslaw, or any cold pasta salad instead.  Cold pasta is gut microbe friendly according to my research on the google.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on April 04, 2019, 03:59:09 PM
Good thinking. Except my research says pasta not that great. Not to worry, I do have the Bush's Baked Beans by the bucketload. Someone mentioned Sweet potato, or Yams, recently? Good fibre. Coleslaw, a nice raw salad of Cabbage and Carrot best intestinal "broom". I found that - check out Arnold Ehret (if you want to go back to the 1900's) to get ahead. Best I've found, but its a mighty-difficult-row to anywhere near adhere to his prescription - all about a diet of raw herbs and vegetables. "Broom" is his word for cleaning out the pipes. I also have research in colon cleansing if you want to start a new thread - don't want to muck up the hotdog fun.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 04, 2019, 04:02:52 PM

Well I put an authoritative article back on like page 16 that says they just discovered that when the starch in pasta is cold it crystallizes into a form that is friendly to the beneficial bacteria in your gut that keep you from dying.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on April 04, 2019, 04:08:07 PM
I'll look into it, thanks. Love a cold pasta salad, in fact. And gut health, I think that's why I put up with saurkraut. Also, yogurt.

edit: I did, nice list. Interesting what Lumpy added

https://riffrocklives.com/forum/index.php?topic=14025.425 (https://riffrocklives.com/forum/index.php?topic=14025.425)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on April 08, 2019, 11:49:05 PM
mmm tasty dogwich
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on April 09, 2019, 12:09:47 AM
fuck yeah!! looks good. you just reminded me that i got a lone claussen in the fridge.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on April 09, 2019, 12:35:32 AM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on April 09, 2019, 12:42:30 AM
fuck yes!!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on April 09, 2019, 07:08:12 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on April 09, 2019, 09:02:20 PM
^
Brootal. :o
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on April 09, 2019, 11:54:57 PM
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ghettolicious.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on April 10, 2019, 12:44:59 AM


   You don't put catsup on a wiener

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on April 10, 2019, 12:48:54 AM


   You don't put catsup on a wiener
you could on bolts.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on April 10, 2019, 12:51:37 AM


   One of several reasons why Dinger is an A-hole

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on April 10, 2019, 02:33:47 AM
Should we do a Starbucks card for the first person who can name at least 12 the other 17?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on April 10, 2019, 05:56:07 AM
That was sriracha I’ll have you know. Plus even if it was (it wasn’t) I live in the city of Heinz, home of proper Ketchup. EESTACK-SLAY uses Trader Joe’s ketchup I don’t know what the fuck is going through his MIND MAAN.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on April 10, 2019, 07:05:15 AM
My wife bought it and it was ALDI brand.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 10, 2019, 07:32:29 AM
At least this week’s tator tots aren’t slathered with ketchup



Also, You are going to die
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on April 10, 2019, 07:02:02 PM


   Very thoughtful of Shaft to take a break from his Chain Smoking to give Nutritional advice.

 
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on April 10, 2019, 07:12:39 PM
At least this week’s tator tots aren’t slathered with ketchup



Also, You are going to die

If they serve tots in heaven then death sounds fine.

Didja see the pizza roll lasagna?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on April 10, 2019, 08:43:17 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: L. Ron on April 10, 2019, 09:07:27 PM
At least this week’s tator tots aren’t slathered with ketchup



Also, You are going to die
What the fuck else are you going to to put on them?  If you say mayo or ranch I'll be forced to bludgeon you.  Hot sauce would be acceptable.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on April 10, 2019, 09:17:39 PM
At least this week’s tator tots aren’t slathered with ketchup



Also, You are going to die
What the fuck else are you going to to put on them?  If you say mayo or ranch I'll be forced to bludgeon you.  Hot sauce would be acceptable.

Tots & fries at Sister Bar are available with ketchup & salt, but also covered in Chile & Cheese, Kimchi Cheddar, Truffle & Parmesan, or Japanese Curry. I've had the Japanese Curry, which are great.

If I make tots at home, I'll drizzle  red chile enchilada sauce over them, which is also nice.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: L. Ron on April 10, 2019, 09:23:38 PM
At least this week’s tator tots aren’t slathered with ketchup



Also, You are going to die
What the fuck else are you going to to put on them?  If you say mayo or ranch I'll be forced to bludgeon you.  Hot sauce would be acceptable.

Tots & fries at Sister Bar are available with ketchup & salt, but also covered in Chile & Cheese, Kimchi Cheddar, Truffle & Parmesan, or Japanese Curry. I've had the Japanese Curry, which are great.

If I make tots at home, I'll drizzle  red chile enchilada sauce over them, which is also nice.
Those all sound good.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on April 10, 2019, 09:38:01 PM


   Thanks

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on April 10, 2019, 09:39:27 PM
Yellow mustard works. I just tried it and it's staying down so far.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on April 10, 2019, 10:18:29 PM
*gakk*
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on April 10, 2019, 11:06:58 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on April 10, 2019, 11:09:03 PM
This thread is missing some Sprague Dawley!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on April 10, 2019, 11:09:44 PM
i can put yellow mustard on almost anything and eat the fuck out of it.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on April 10, 2019, 11:14:59 PM
Me too. The best thing I've found for steak, low-brow or high, is whole grain mustard (brown? I guess, not yellow though). Also horseradish but if I had to pick one, the mustard. /droool
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on April 10, 2019, 11:19:25 PM
i dig the mr. mustard hot mustard. fucking so good on the turkey sandwiches i make. i should do an episode on it at some point.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on April 10, 2019, 11:21:36 PM
YEAH!

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on April 11, 2019, 12:47:33 AM
We used to get these gigantic potato pancakes from some place by my moms former work in the 90’s and they encouraged the putting of mustard on them and it was great, I’m with yellow mustard and a lot of other mustards too.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on April 14, 2019, 03:45:41 AM
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Ran over what may have been a hot dog combo
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 14, 2019, 06:20:07 AM
That’s the spirit. Straighten up and live forever.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on April 14, 2019, 07:53:10 AM
Me too. The best thing I've found for steak, low-brow or high, is whole grain mustard (brown? I guess, not yellow though). Also horseradish but if I had to pick one, the mustard. /droool

Dijon mustard is good with steak. Not too much though.
Title: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on April 17, 2019, 12:38:39 AM
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Jomlette with the omnipresent hot dog substituted in for snausage. Spinach and provolone in the Jomlette. Enjoy this food porn.

Oh! Wilted the spinach in the pan with chicken bone broth and cooked off the spinach then cooled the pan off and poured the eggs on. The Jomlette is a bit broken but I still think it looks and tastes good. I’d buy this for $8 in a restaurant as a daily special. Maybe even $9 in my restaurant. Eat in only.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on April 17, 2019, 01:03:34 AM
fuck me. id order that if you had take out.
A++++
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on April 17, 2019, 01:08:34 AM


   You throw a goddamned hot dog on that plate the price falls to $3.99

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on April 17, 2019, 04:24:09 AM
$3.95
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on April 17, 2019, 10:36:32 PM


   I was including the Tip

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on April 18, 2019, 09:49:16 AM
that's what she said.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 18, 2019, 10:04:21 AM
Death stalks you
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on April 18, 2019, 09:29:11 PM


   Thanks Smokey

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on April 20, 2019, 09:23:03 PM
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The Thief Presents I call it
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on April 23, 2019, 10:22:46 AM
Did you steal some lawn clippings for that thing?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on April 23, 2019, 01:44:28 PM


   Carney’s FOOL

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on April 23, 2019, 10:04:06 PM
Did you steal some lawn clippings for that thing?

It was cilantro but I overdid it.

Here’s some Jollibee me and Socket got yesterday before we left to come back home from Psycho Smokeout:

The worst part was the hot dog, was interesting but it had tartar sauce on it (I give it a 6/10 dog rating) and the fake cheese didn’t melt but it’s always great to go to Jollibee since we dont have it here. To quote Socket “Jollibee to the father, to the son, to the Holy Spirit”

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—Shaft will be by soon to tell me that I’m going to die from eating this way. IT’S A LIFESTYLE MJS 
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on April 23, 2019, 10:20:34 PM


   I didn't realize there was a Dog Rating

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on April 23, 2019, 10:59:10 PM
Chernobyl chicken right there. Ghastly.  :D
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on April 23, 2019, 11:08:04 PM
theres not enough weed in the world to get me high enough to get the munchies for that.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on April 23, 2019, 11:13:25 PM


   L O L

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 24, 2019, 08:17:05 AM
Jolibee’s foes have not yet discovered such criticisms are considered Phillipino-phobic and racist.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on April 24, 2019, 09:49:28 AM
I'm fine with that.

Jollibee is some knarly stuff.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on April 24, 2019, 10:26:55 AM
-3/10. Would not eat.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 24, 2019, 10:57:49 AM
It is horrible
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on April 24, 2019, 11:37:56 AM
There's one an hour away in NE L.A. county...  I might make a lunch trip.  I'm horrified by the pictures, so I've gotta try and eat it.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on April 24, 2019, 12:05:48 PM
I would take one for the team (TOFTT) and livestream a visit to the Joliibee in Queens, but it’s pretty close to some legitimately great restaurants, particularly some of the best Thai restaurants in NYC. Why would I go all that way and then pick the restaurant that serves spaghetti with ketchup.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on April 24, 2019, 12:08:04 PM
I might eat a hotdog with tartar sauce if I was super high and there were literally no other options.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on April 24, 2019, 12:53:32 PM
Had khao man som tam at one of the Pok Poks yesterday.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 24, 2019, 03:37:02 PM
The lines at Jolibees have long since diminished to a normal size. 

The people in there are speaking in Tagalog.




Tagalog is an Austronesian language spoken as a first language by a quarter of the population of the Philippines and as a second language by the majority. Its standardized form, officially named Filipino, is the national language of the Philippines, and is one of two official languages alongside English.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on April 24, 2019, 03:48:13 PM
Tah-GAH-low, right?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on April 24, 2019, 04:00:28 PM
tah-GAH-lo11
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 24, 2019, 04:05:38 PM
Oh yeah it is said like that. I asked my cab driver and he pronounced it that way.

I was saying Tag A Log.

Which is wrong.  I wouldn’t know what language this is if I heard it. It’s confusing sounding to me.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on April 24, 2019, 04:06:35 PM
Not nearly as confusing as hot dogs with tartar sauce.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on April 24, 2019, 04:12:58 PM
I got an earful of that at my old haircut salon ($8.99 cuts so they can call it whatever they want)

Make that $8.33. I had the VIP card for $100/12cuts.

waaait a minute. They're Vietmanese, silly me. We always talked about Pho, and Bahn Mi. Also, chinese sausage was mentioned once, which is related to this thread/
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 24, 2019, 04:19:32 PM
I would say Vietnamese sounds clearly like an Asian language. 

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on April 24, 2019, 04:38:08 PM
Yeah, well, climb a tree, pal

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on April 25, 2019, 12:45:13 AM
Tonal languages are so hard (for me) since I have spoken in a monotone my entire life. Rising tones, falling tones, rising/falling, I think Vietnamese has seven types of tones, and they switch the meaning of words which (except for the tonal differences) otherwise appear to be identical. If you don't get the tones right, native Vietnamese speakers might have no idea what you're trying to say.

Tones are why you might see two Vietnamese (holds true for most Asian languages I think) having a conversation and think "Hmm, must be some type of argument" because the conversation seems so animated, but it's like "hey whats up" "oh nothing, just hanging out, what's up with you" etc.

Sorry if that sounds dumb, I am dumb. Not good at learning languages, anyway.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on April 25, 2019, 12:51:34 AM
Tonal languages are so hard (for me) since I have spoken in a monotone my entire life. Rising tones, falling tones, rising/falling, I think Vietnamese has seven types of tones, and they switch the meaning of words which (except for the tonal differences) otherwise appear to be identical. If you don't get the tones right, native Vietnamese speakers might have no idea what you're trying to say.

Tones are why you might see two Vietnamese (holds true for most Asian languages I think) having a conversation and think "Hmm, must be some type of argument" because the conversation seems so animated, but it's like "hey whats up" "oh nothing, just hanging out, what's up with you" etc.

Sorry if that sounds dumb, I am dumb. Not good at learning languages, anyway.
the tone thing is pretty fascinating.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on April 25, 2019, 01:21:19 AM
Article about different variations of "perro caliente" - Colombian hot dogs (in Queens). Seven sauces! (etc etc).

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https://www.seriouseats.com/2010/02/colombian-hot-dogs-perro-caliente-queens-jackson-heights-nyc.html (https://www.seriouseats.com/2010/02/colombian-hot-dogs-perro-caliente-queens-jackson-heights-nyc.html)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on April 25, 2019, 02:02:54 AM
Tonal languages are so hard (for me) since I have spoken in a monotone my entire life. Rising tones, falling tones, rising/falling, I think Vietnamese has seven types of tones, and they switch the meaning of words which (except for the tonal differences) otherwise appear to be identical. If you don't get the tones right, native Vietnamese speakers might have no idea what you're trying to say.

Tones are why you might see two Vietnamese (holds true for most Asian languages I think) having a conversation and think "Hmm, must be some type of argument" because the conversation seems so animated, but it's like "hey whats up" "oh nothing, just hanging out, what's up with you" etc.

Sorry if that sounds dumb, I am dumb. Not good at learning languages, anyway.

Isn't it why we like stoner rock? Not too many tones....
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on April 25, 2019, 02:16:14 AM
I like the slow tempo and the sound of the guitars.

Chah Dah? That's how you order an iced green tea in Vietnamese. (It's not a question, it's a statement). English speakers are used to that rising tone at the end of a sentence signifying a question.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 25, 2019, 07:03:04 AM
If you are ordering hot dogs when you got a shot at Colombian food you are muy loco.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on April 25, 2019, 10:10:33 AM
Try saying that with a rising tone.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on April 25, 2019, 11:52:02 AM
I don't know who eats those hot dogs, maybe teenagers.

I had a "Venezuelan hamburger" a few weeks ago (Marurcocho, something like that). I foolishly ordered it at the Arepa restaurant (notice a pattern?). It was terrible, too big to pick up, messy, had multiple types of meat on top. Really gross.

Like this:
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on April 25, 2019, 11:56:46 AM
Reminds me of the glutton burger. Except the glutton burger rules.
https://www.orbakers.com (https://www.orbakers.com)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on April 25, 2019, 12:00:36 PM
Part of the problem with the Venezulean burger was the "beef burger" itself was terrible. Really salty, cheap tasting burger that was like the same color all the way through, if you know what I mean. Heavily over-processed. Then add more salty and sloppy stuff on top (ham, etc). Yuck.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on April 25, 2019, 12:04:52 PM
Reminds me of the glutton burger. Except the glutton burger rules.
https://www.orbakers.com (https://www.orbakers.com)

That Orbakers looks good. Trust me, they were not "ground steaks" in the Venezuelan burger. Is Orbakers near you?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on April 25, 2019, 12:30:10 PM
Good day for a hamburger!

Phew, orbakers ain't foolin around. Awesome

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Glutton burger?
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on April 25, 2019, 01:06:52 PM
You should never let your customers actually see the line. And definitely not the floor of the line.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on April 25, 2019, 01:15:07 PM
I would like the Glutton Burger better without the ham and bacon and special sauce on top. I'm kind of a burger purist (minimalist?) I like cheese, lettuce, tomato, raw onion, pickle. That's it.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on April 25, 2019, 01:22:44 PM
I'll add bacon to that and order it every time, especially if I've never had a place's burger before. If they can't pull that straight forward design off, it's probably not worth going back.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on April 25, 2019, 01:25:55 PM
Lumpy you’d like this one I had yesterday. Nice and simple. With pickled stuffs

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on April 25, 2019, 01:43:36 PM
Those carrots s/b pickled, thank you

 ;D

ps. does anyone eat better that RAGER? Yikes
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on April 25, 2019, 01:50:26 PM
My eating game is fucking garbage compared to Master RAGER
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on April 25, 2019, 02:25:02 PM
That burger is inspiring me to char up an all beef frank I got. It's 11 now, so, maybe later today
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on April 25, 2019, 04:38:05 PM
Reminds me of the glutton burger. Except the glutton burger rules.
https://www.orbakers.com (https://www.orbakers.com)

That Orbakers looks good. Trust me, they were not "ground steaks" in the Venezuelan burger. Is Orbakers near you?
yeah its like a 40 minute drive but its through the country on a back road. real nice drive in the summer.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on April 26, 2019, 01:09:07 AM
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The 1.5 dog with pierogis and gravy fries.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 26, 2019, 06:41:46 AM
See now here’s the thing about that

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on April 26, 2019, 07:43:12 AM


   GRAVY FRIES !!

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on April 26, 2019, 08:32:09 AM
I ordered 2 meals at Jollibee.

2 Piece Chicken and Spaghetti:

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Burgersteak with rice:

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on April 26, 2019, 08:39:50 AM
Besides the spaghetti I’d eat all that. Who am I fooling, I’d eat the spaghetti too.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on April 26, 2019, 09:58:05 AM
See now here’s the thing about that

Air fried- extra vitamin
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on April 26, 2019, 10:19:48 AM
i think I need some gravy fries.... hhhmmm... maybe upgrade to poutine for lunch.

edit: Smoke’s Poutinerie closed a few months back...

NNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on April 26, 2019, 03:22:42 PM
i think I need some gravy fries.... hhhmmm... maybe upgrade to poutine for lunch.

edit: Smoke’s Poutinerie closed a few months back...

NNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jom life hack: Just add canned or jar gravy and some cottage cheese, it’s basically the same as poutine!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on April 26, 2019, 04:14:23 PM
Sir Hacks-a-Lot
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on April 26, 2019, 04:33:28 PM
Sir Barfs-a-Lot

fixed.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on April 26, 2019, 07:19:24 PM



   Sir Hacks-a-Lot



   LOL

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on April 26, 2019, 09:50:31 PM
Sir Barfs-a-Lot

fixed.

I have an iron stomach and an even ironer liver. Although I feel a rumble in the bronx officiating tonight. If you know what I mean. Could shit self on ice. Actually that happened once as a shart.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on April 26, 2019, 09:58:25 PM
Reverse cold log.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on April 27, 2019, 10:50:39 AM
My hero.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 27, 2019, 12:21:33 PM
In song


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on April 28, 2019, 06:40:03 AM


   


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on April 29, 2019, 03:30:26 PM
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“Jimjom is to hot dogs as Thomas Keller is to all other food.” —  Jimjom
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on April 29, 2019, 03:49:30 PM
Single slice of cheese portioned into 3? Brilliant!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on April 29, 2019, 03:50:31 PM
Single slice of cheese portioned into 3? Brilliant!

Adds symmetry- it’s spring themed, to convey the wispy perfection of a butterfly’s wings
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on April 29, 2019, 03:53:50 PM
Indeed, such an honest portrayal
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on April 30, 2019, 08:05:10 PM
"The Dually"
"The Twin Crank"
"The Double-Dog"

(they chicken. Still, pretty good)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on May 03, 2019, 03:35:41 PM
One of the departments had a cookout so I slipped over and tried to mingle
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on May 03, 2019, 04:25:26 PM


   Sometimes you just gotta slum it.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on May 05, 2019, 01:13:43 AM
I really like the corn dog and hot dog pics. Any good hot dog stories this weekend anyone? Really wanted to get one of those corner of every street wrapped in bacon dogs in LA that vendors sell but did not. Any insight into those?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on May 05, 2019, 01:18:34 AM
The corny dogs I've posted are chicken, kinda wack but they taste good. Probably chicken parts to be honest. I should pick up a little deep fryer and roll my own? I've never heard of the LA dogs you mentioned. Good to go on those, though.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on May 05, 2019, 11:39:29 AM
The corny dogs I've posted are chicken, kinda wack but they taste good. Probably chicken parts to be honest. I should pick up a little deep fryer and roll my own? I've never heard of the LA dogs you mentioned. Good to go on those, though.

I swear by my air fryer but I don’t think it would be good for anything with a batter.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on May 05, 2019, 06:02:47 PM
Three words too long
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on May 06, 2019, 11:55:23 AM
Shaft will like this health kick:

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KETO
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on May 07, 2019, 02:53:37 PM



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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on May 07, 2019, 02:55:11 PM
I agree with Jorello
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: khoomeizhi on May 07, 2019, 05:58:28 PM
rice ain't no keto
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on May 07, 2019, 06:31:49 PM
Oh my God. I wouldn’t feed that to a dog I wanted to die for looking at me.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on May 07, 2019, 07:04:47 PM
"a dog I wanted to die for looking at me"  :o does this happen to you a lot?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on May 07, 2019, 07:07:00 PM
Let’s ask “Sprague Dawley” if it’s keto friendly.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on May 07, 2019, 07:23:02 PM
It’s not anything
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on May 07, 2019, 07:26:29 PM
Substitute cubed Chinese sausage and stir fry in wok and you'd have a solid #5 on menu
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on May 07, 2019, 08:29:42 PM
In hell
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on May 07, 2019, 10:33:59 PM
*Heavy Metal Music*

Deep gruffy voice: "You'd have a solid #5..."

*Music Pauses*

Dio heavy metal yell: "IN HEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL!"

*Heavy Metal Music*
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on May 08, 2019, 10:05:38 AM
awe man, I missed tequila juan last night!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on May 08, 2019, 11:24:55 AM
It was alright.

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on May 08, 2019, 12:08:02 PM
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Spam burgers and Planters Cheez Balls from Saturday.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on May 08, 2019, 01:31:51 PM
MY EYES!!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on May 08, 2019, 02:36:48 PM
Are those Weed Cheetos?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on May 08, 2019, 02:59:17 PM
Fukushima Balls
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on May 08, 2019, 03:17:54 PM
Jesus
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on May 08, 2019, 03:25:26 PM
Chernoballs
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: lftwng4 on May 08, 2019, 03:59:08 PM
I like Spam, but I haven't found a cheese that goes well with it, or even a bread I like with it.
But fry it up with some eggs and potatoes:   that's good eatin'.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on May 08, 2019, 04:02:23 PM
Raclette and potato rolls. You’re welcome.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on May 08, 2019, 04:52:56 PM


   SPAM is Vegan ?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on May 08, 2019, 05:29:37 PM
I’m going to throw a hotdog at a police car
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on May 08, 2019, 06:12:54 PM



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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on May 08, 2019, 06:38:29 PM
Thanks
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on May 08, 2019, 06:56:22 PM
The girl and I were eating dinner on the patio in Venice (CA) & these two chicks were on the sidewalk next to us waiting to cross the street.

One was insane. Blonde, tan, young & stacked, in a super tight tiny little bright yellow dress. She was quite a sight.

Just as we were both looking at her, an Escalade pulled up, stopped right in front of the yellow dress girl, rolled down the tinted window, stuck a cell phone (camera) out & beaned her right in the tits with a raw hot dog.

She paused for a second, screamed like a goddamn caveman, picked the hotdog up off the street and ran after the now slowly rolling Escalade in 6 inch heels, screaming, “asshole! Asshole! Asshole!”

Then she chucked the hotdog at the truck, but missed.

100 people must have seen the whole thing.



It was fucking awesome.



HOTDOGS!!!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on May 08, 2019, 07:32:58 PM
God works in mysterious ways.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on May 08, 2019, 08:11:31 PM


   You catch more Flies with Honey

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on May 08, 2019, 08:14:00 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on May 08, 2019, 08:23:43 PM



   


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on May 08, 2019, 08:52:28 PM
Renfield has silverer hair than I pictured.

Jor el looks just like a pug.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on May 08, 2019, 08:57:28 PM


   pugly

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on May 08, 2019, 10:36:02 PM
his shirt says "doom" \m/

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: neighbor664 on May 08, 2019, 11:33:38 PM
The girl and I were eating dinner on the patio in Venice (CA) & these two chicks were on the sidewalk next to us waiting to cross the street.

One was insane. Blonde, tan, young & stacked, in a super tight tiny little bright yellow dress. She was quite a sight.

Just as we were both looking at her, an Escalade pulled up, stopped right in front of the yellow dress girl, rolled down the tinted window, stuck a cell phone (camera) out & beaned her right in the tits with a raw hot dog.

She paused for a second, screamed like a goddamn caveman, picked the hotdog up off the street and ran after the now slowly rolling Escalade in 6 inch heels, screaming, “asshole! Asshole! Asshole!”

Then she chucked the hotdog at the truck, but missed.

100 people must have seen the whole thing.



It was fucking awesome.



HOTDOGS!!!

Surely there is cell phone (camera) footage of this incident somewhere on the internet.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on May 09, 2019, 12:10:11 AM
That hot dog story rules. I was with the ownership tonight literally LOLing. I think SPAM counts as it’s processed meat product and is like the filling of a hot dog with no casing. I made loco mocos with chicken fingers, gravy, egg, and tartar on hot dog buns. Probably belongs in the Blog Thread but fuck it-the buns qualify.

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on May 09, 2019, 12:21:36 AM
my god that is beautiful.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on May 09, 2019, 12:37:54 AM
Surely there is cell phone (camera) footage of this incident somewhere on the internet.

I searched YouTube for 15 minutes after I typed that  :D :D :D
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on May 09, 2019, 01:14:37 AM
The footage is evidence of a drive by dogging. You can probably only find it on the Darkweb
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on May 09, 2019, 02:45:10 AM
Oh hey. That was my first ever Pew Die Pie video.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on May 09, 2019, 05:36:38 AM
We’re not allowed to mention whatever that really is
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on May 09, 2019, 06:29:44 AM
Oh hey. That was my first ever Pew Die Pie video.

mine too.

I need a shower.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on May 09, 2019, 07:24:09 AM
Jesus
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on May 09, 2019, 03:32:30 PM
I suspect Pew Die Pie may be the key to unlocking Jorelle's comedy stylings.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on May 09, 2019, 11:26:11 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on May 09, 2019, 11:36:03 PM
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its no jimjom but id hit it. the buns are whats throwing it off. you need to step up your bread game.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on May 09, 2019, 11:56:13 PM


   Just start eating from Garbage Cans

   Get it over with.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on May 10, 2019, 12:05:29 AM
A frilly toothpick in the bread may also add to the presentation. For myself, a sauce of BBQ for dipping would be delicuous.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on May 10, 2019, 12:11:12 AM
A frilly toothpick in the bread may also add to the presentation. For myself, a sauce of BBQ for dipping would be delicuous.
frilly toothpicks can come in handy sometimes. dont make the mistakes of discounting them purely as decorative.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on May 10, 2019, 12:16:17 AM


   Please

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on May 10, 2019, 12:56:54 AM


   Please
literally could be used as a weapon if youre trained properly.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on May 10, 2019, 02:37:16 AM
I has an Italian sausage lasagna tonight in a well regarded joint. It was on the specials menu. It was awful.*shudders*
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on May 10, 2019, 06:27:10 AM
I don’t have any convenience store hotdogs on cheap gross buns served with frozen children’s tator-tots bizarrely residing under a splatter of ketchup pictures to share but....



I got the brisket sandwich the other day and though it is their specialty it was inedible. I opened it up - this is skirt steak. Hey waiter, what the what you bring a brother a skirt steak sandwich for?  This sucks.

I asked for the correct order but I asked him to bring me a piece of the brisket first. Still wrong. The fuck is this mess? Got something else.

Later,  oh we had sliced that with the grain.   Mystery solved. 

It’s a restaurant I shouldn’t be coaching them.





 

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on May 10, 2019, 08:32:13 AM


   You sound like robotdonuts when he complained aboot Cracker Barrel

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on May 10, 2019, 09:30:38 AM
Never get 'The Specials'.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on May 10, 2019, 11:26:59 AM
Ska's okay every now & then.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on May 10, 2019, 05:23:41 PM

I got the brisket sandwich the other day and though it is their specialty it was inedible. I opened it up - this is skirt steak. Hey waiter, what the what you bring a brother a skirt steak sandwich for?  This sucks.

I asked for the correct order but I asked him to bring me a piece of the brisket first. Still wrong. The fuck is this mess? Got something else.

Later,  oh we had sliced that with the grain.   Mystery solved. 

It’s a restaurant I shouldn’t be coaching them.

The Berghoff?

tots bizarrely residing under a splatter

Word up.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on May 10, 2019, 06:23:42 PM
Look at em! Berghoff (what I'll call Bangers)!

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added the h
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on May 11, 2019, 04:21:53 AM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on May 11, 2019, 04:38:07 AM
Thats a great dish. The sense of accomplishments
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on May 11, 2019, 05:13:51 AM
Is that a suicide note in ketchup?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on May 11, 2019, 05:41:14 AM
jom & socket
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on May 11, 2019, 08:31:32 AM
In Sriracha.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on May 11, 2019, 08:41:32 AM
Seppuku note then. They will be missed.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on May 11, 2019, 01:53:10 PM
“Is that a suicide note in ketchup?”

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on May 11, 2019, 02:39:31 PM
If it’s Oreida it’s alrighta

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on May 12, 2019, 12:01:26 AM
I just remembered making that now. Glad it’s been pulled from the recesses of my mind. Saw King Dude last night and drank heavy IPAs and then PBR pounders after and vaped in my laundry room.

I need a hot dog.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on May 12, 2019, 12:27:35 AM
Nobody needs a Hot Dog
Spoiler (hover to show)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on May 12, 2019, 12:29:39 AM
Shaft. Q link>.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on May 13, 2019, 12:10:51 AM
Tofurkey kielbasa with cheese and spicy brown  homemade garlic turmeric kraut and gold taters.

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on May 13, 2019, 12:14:01 AM
Thats TIGHT Beautiful application das kraut! Salute. You're okay withe Beaver mustard? We should make our own.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on May 13, 2019, 01:01:23 AM
Goddam, look at them shits.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on May 13, 2019, 02:35:12 PM
Tonight is the inaugural homemade sauerkraut run.



Oh hey, important Pittsburgh culinary related news.

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Fast food outlet Domino's has just launched its own take on the childhood classic of a tinned spaghetti pizza - but for now, it's only available in New Zealand.

The chain has even made the treat a little tastier by adding chunks of pineapple to the $7.99 limited edition offering.

The pizza, aptly named the 'Hawaiian Spaghetti Pizza', comes served with tinned Watties spaghetti, chunks of pineapple, ham and mozzarella cheese.

'We've officially added Hawaiian spaghetti pizza to our menu for a limited time only, with help from our friends at Wattie's NZ (no April Fools this time),' the company announced.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on May 13, 2019, 02:55:17 PM


   Okay
   This thread has had a good run.
   It is sad to see it go - it will be missed.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on May 13, 2019, 03:02:27 PM
Tonight is the inaugural homemade sauerkraut run.

It’s so easy even a stonerrocker could do it. Just had some of my garlic turmeric variety. Delish.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on May 13, 2019, 03:19:33 PM
You know what, I left out the caraway seeds and juniper berries from the homemade sauerkraut as an experiment and it turned out great.

It’s been cold too so it sat on the back steps for about 6 weeks and I didn’t have any white stuff to skim off this time.

Got about 3 jars.


Sauerkraut is hotdog related.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on May 13, 2019, 03:23:34 PM


   That's What She Said

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on May 13, 2019, 04:14:56 PM
Wattie from the Exploited?   ???
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on May 13, 2019, 06:12:35 PM


   Okay
   This thread has had a good run.
   It is sad to see it go - it will be missed.


I’m having dogs on a potato bun tonite a new bun for me for dogs
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on May 13, 2019, 06:20:08 PM


   The Potato Bun is a good bun

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on May 13, 2019, 06:20:58 PM
RIP
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on May 16, 2019, 10:59:43 PM
Potato buns hold weight and would be great for a dog with kraut, peppers, liquid cheese, or all of the above! They’re a good chassis for the frame.

Made spaghetti dogs last night, unreal.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on May 16, 2019, 11:01:00 PM
Fuck liquid cheese.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on May 17, 2019, 10:43:26 AM
Ultra processed foods will kill you dead



In humans, researchers have reported associations between processed foods and health outcomes, such as an increased risk of developing obesity, cancer, autoimmune conditions, and even death.

According to the NOVA food classification system, ultra-processed foods include soft drinks, packaged snacks, meat nuggets, frozen meals, and foods high in additives and low in unprocessed ingredients.

https://news.google.com/articles/CBMiNGh0dHBzOi8vd3d3Lm1lZGljYWxuZXdzdG9kYXkuY29tL2FydGljbGVzLzMyNTE5NC5waHDSATRodHRwczovL3d3dy5tZWRpY2FsbmV3c3RvZGF5LmNvbS9hcnRpY2xlcy9hbXAvMzI1MTk0?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US%3Aen (https://news.google.com/articles/CBMiNGh0dHBzOi8vd3d3Lm1lZGljYWxuZXdzdG9kYXkuY29tL2FydGljbGVzLzMyNTE5NC5waHDSATRodHRwczovL3d3dy5tZWRpY2FsbmV3c3RvZGF5LmNvbS9hcnRpY2xlcy9hbXAvMzI1MTk0?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US%3Aen)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on May 17, 2019, 01:04:02 PM
I’ll stick to just processed foods then.   Ultra processed is the devil.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on May 17, 2019, 01:37:35 PM
Made spaghetti dogs last night, unreal.

Look out, Jolibee!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on May 17, 2019, 01:41:34 PM
Definitely unreal at my house.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on May 17, 2019, 01:42:56 PM


   RAGER of House Hipster

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on May 17, 2019, 08:01:04 PM


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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on May 17, 2019, 08:20:53 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on May 18, 2019, 10:17:22 PM
That gif never gets old—but the banana dog is poetry on a bun.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on May 18, 2019, 10:26:07 PM
it is but it isnt. if you know what i mean.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on May 18, 2019, 11:06:55 PM


   The Banana Dog is Delicious

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on May 18, 2019, 11:15:28 PM
it is but it isnt.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on May 19, 2019, 12:12:00 AM
I kinda love Je the banana pbj dog. But with ice cream.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on May 19, 2019, 12:12:57 AM
i do but i dont.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on May 19, 2019, 01:55:23 AM
Seriously? It is horrible. Not the thought of it, but the obvious effort and care put into executing such a wrong.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on May 19, 2019, 04:12:57 AM
That’s what the doctor said when you were born.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on May 19, 2019, 04:15:21 AM
redacted.

punk.

y little rascal

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on May 19, 2019, 01:45:25 PM
Why is the banana dog so controversial? Buncha snowflakes
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on May 19, 2019, 02:52:16 PM
Because of the crappy bun And because of the hipster-dainty trimming of the banana ends. It is so clear.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on May 19, 2019, 03:16:52 PM
Band name: Hipster Dainty
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on May 19, 2019, 04:07:43 PM


   You never eat the end of the Banana

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on May 19, 2019, 05:38:38 PM
That's what she said
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on May 22, 2019, 12:47:32 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on May 22, 2019, 01:15:24 PM
^
Fake tan, fake nails—HOT DOG!!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on May 22, 2019, 05:39:14 PM
I made a pb & j banana roll

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on May 22, 2019, 06:12:12 PM
Is that coconut?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on May 22, 2019, 06:15:00 PM
Walnuts. Slap chopped.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on May 22, 2019, 06:30:31 PM
Word
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on May 22, 2019, 06:30:53 PM
Would.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on May 22, 2019, 08:09:51 PM
2nded.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on May 22, 2019, 08:39:28 PM
Why slice the banana though, compromising it's wiener-like form?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on May 22, 2019, 08:42:08 PM


   Slap-Chopped Wieners

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: L. Ron on May 22, 2019, 08:58:12 PM


   Slap-Chopped Wieners
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on May 22, 2019, 10:33:22 PM
I made a pb & j banana roll

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bread game looks good.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on May 22, 2019, 10:49:34 PM


   Thanks Lumpy

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on May 22, 2019, 10:53:11 PM
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on May 23, 2019, 10:06:23 AM
Jeez, just merge the hot dog/sausage and the PB & MFJ threads, already...
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on May 23, 2019, 10:34:48 AM
Yeah, because that’s gonna happen.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on May 23, 2019, 11:04:51 AM


   LOL

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on May 23, 2019, 12:03:51 PM
Yeah, because that’s gonna happen.

It's already happened—PB&Js are all up in this place now.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on May 23, 2019, 12:47:03 PM
It should all go under one "Food in Weiner Like Form" thread.

Please, Godshifter?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on May 23, 2019, 01:06:50 PM
What should?


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on May 23, 2019, 02:01:27 PM
No fuckin way
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on May 23, 2019, 02:29:43 PM
I'm somehow even more bored now that I logged onto this accursed forum. I tried to respond to the buying criteria thread but realized that I was writing the most boring post of all time so I abandoned it.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on May 23, 2019, 02:38:22 PM
Take it to the Fuck the Internet thread
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on May 23, 2019, 02:42:58 PM
I'm somehow even more bored now that I logged onto this accursed forum. I tried to respond to the buying criteria thread but realized that I was writing the most boring post of all time so I abandoned it.

thanks for trying.

I'm bored as shit at work
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on May 23, 2019, 02:45:00 PM
maybe inspiration will strike, you never know
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on May 23, 2019, 02:50:33 PM
3/10
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on May 23, 2019, 05:11:17 PM
Go shoplift at a gas station.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on May 28, 2019, 08:33:35 PM
Go shoplift at a gas station.

Ok
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on May 29, 2019, 01:17:28 AM
i did some zwigles italian sausage over memorial day weekend. fuckin good shit. i didnt get an episode on vid for it but i did get vid for 2 new surprise drunken episodes.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on May 29, 2019, 10:35:06 AM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on May 29, 2019, 10:46:02 AM
You lose all credibility due to ketchup on a hot dog.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on May 29, 2019, 10:46:56 AM
If ketchup is all you can find wrong with that, then......
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on May 29, 2019, 10:50:34 AM
Gas station buns. Is that Whole Foods brand ketchup?
 Because that is extra wrong.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on May 29, 2019, 10:52:46 AM
If ketchup is all you can find wrong with that, then......
I'm not pretentious I just wouldn't eat a hot dog with ketchup on it like a 3 year old.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on May 29, 2019, 10:54:19 AM
It’s a goddamn carrot!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on May 29, 2019, 10:57:38 AM
And I wouldn't disgrace a hot dog bun with a carrot either!
(you got me!)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on May 29, 2019, 12:56:23 PM
I made Madras Beef curry the other day, ‘‘twas okay.    I've been chopping up the beef for stew and beef for fajitas in the food processor and making chili with it. Gives it more heft than hamburger.


http://www.abrowntable.com/home/madras-beef-curry (http://www.abrowntable.com/home/madras-beef-curry)


Tonight I got a new yorkmstrip or flank steak to grill, should the weather cooperate.  Another fistful of asparagus.  The garden produce one lonely asparagus spear. I need to get that tree cut down before I can return to gardening and I just can’t make myself do it.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RalphSnart_2 on May 29, 2019, 07:16:15 PM
Do people who consider ketchup to be a hot dog faux pas eat ketchup on anything? Is it relegated strictly to french fries?

I like ketchup, but I don't consider it essential anymore. I do wonder what makes it less respectable than squirting cheap yellow mustard on a hot dog, or slapping a bunch of mayo on a sandwich. Or dumping the powdered parmesan on a plate of spaghetti.

All things that we did as kids, just like inhaling chicken fingers covered with ketchup. But why is ketchup the only one of those four that is considered "crap" once you hit adulthood?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on May 29, 2019, 07:22:55 PM
Sugar. It’s for children.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on May 29, 2019, 07:26:16 PM
was typing
For me the tragedy of ketchup nowadays lies in the corn syrup. I'll still use it but only a few times a year on fries, or whatever. I keep an eye on the ingredients of anything and if it says corn syrup its out.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on May 29, 2019, 11:50:53 PM
Sometimes I’ll put ketchup on a dog, it’s a mood thing.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on May 30, 2019, 12:05:07 AM
fuck ketchup. i hate that shit.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on May 30, 2019, 12:08:25 AM


   Ketchup is Childish

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on May 30, 2019, 12:10:45 AM
ive always had a house rule that no one past the age of 7 can eat ketchup.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on May 30, 2019, 02:25:10 AM
If you spread it all over your meatloaf and then bake it for another 10 minutes, it brings out a slightly different character which I dig. One of the ketchup uses I haven't grown out of I guess. Do you ever do meatloaf RAGER?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on May 30, 2019, 06:04:07 AM
Chili sauce, brown sugar and mustard powder instead
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on May 30, 2019, 10:48:19 AM
I never really liked ketchup to begin with.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: L. Ron on May 30, 2019, 11:51:09 AM
Ketchup is crucial for french fries/homefries/hashbrowns.  Also if you like mayo and/or ranch any opinion you have regarding condiments is rendered null and void.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on May 30, 2019, 12:06:37 PM


   The Great OZ has Spoken

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on May 30, 2019, 12:07:10 PM
 Foolish
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on May 30, 2019, 12:13:44 PM
what shaft said.

that sauce is amazing.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: L. Ron on May 30, 2019, 12:19:46 PM


   The Great OZ has Spoken
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: lftwng4 on May 30, 2019, 12:24:36 PM
I'm not much for ketchup on fries, rather go with mayonnaise or 1000 Island dressing.  Same with a burger.
Mustard on hotdogs is OK.
Wife really likes Siracha ketchup or curry ketchup with her fries or on meat.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on May 30, 2019, 12:26:03 PM


   You’re a part of the problem.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on May 30, 2019, 12:29:02 PM
If you spread it all over your meatloaf and then bake it for another 10 minutes, it brings out a slightly different character which I dig. One of the ketchup uses I haven't grown out of I guess. Do you ever do meatloaf RAGER?


I do this. I had a meatloaf craving last night but made those enchiladas with egg on them instead. Going back to hot dogs tonight. It’s just not worth it.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on May 30, 2019, 01:14:50 PM

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Hot dogs and sausages.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on May 30, 2019, 02:52:35 PM
Comeback sauce
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on May 30, 2019, 03:08:38 PM
Semen?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on May 30, 2019, 03:30:13 PM
Welcome back bolthrow.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on May 30, 2019, 04:15:43 PM
If you spread it all over your meatloaf and then bake it for another 10 minutes, it brings out a slightly different character which I dig. One of the ketchup uses I haven't grown out of I guess. Do you ever do meatloaf RAGER?

Funny you should ask. I haven’t done one in years but was planning to. My wife was given 2lbs of ground beef by a work associate that has access to farm raised beef. She then left it sitting out at work and left for the day. So I guess I won’t be doing a meat loaf. But if I did, ketchup would be left out of the equation.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on May 30, 2019, 05:38:38 PM
Jom hack:

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Enhance your ramen with mayo, ranch, AND sriracha!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on May 30, 2019, 09:33:22 PM
What if you made a bun out of the sausages and put a hot dog inside and then give the profits to a charity?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on May 30, 2019, 09:39:03 PM


   The remnants of vomit on Shocket's throw-up bowl is a nice touch. 

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on May 30, 2019, 09:41:15 PM


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   All that trouble to include stupid eyeballs, and the Scarecrow gets left oot?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on May 30, 2019, 10:47:49 PM
Where’s skeleton Toto?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on May 30, 2019, 11:23:13 PM


   Good Point

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on May 31, 2019, 12:11:22 AM
Dog with hot dog

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on May 31, 2019, 12:49:42 AM
“Disliked an image”
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on May 31, 2019, 01:12:47 AM
Perhaps the turtle burger? Anything to help get this thread back on topic.

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http://www.bacongoddess.com/2011/01/infamous-turtle-burger-bacon-goddess.html (http://www.bacongoddess.com/2011/01/infamous-turtle-burger-bacon-goddess.html)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on May 31, 2019, 01:13:56 AM
looks amazing. id hit it.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on May 31, 2019, 01:14:23 AM
with yellow mustard. no ketchup.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on May 31, 2019, 07:09:37 AM
No you would not
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: lftwng4 on May 31, 2019, 07:17:02 AM
Last weekend we grilled beef brisket hot dogs, wrapped in bacon no less.
Tasty.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on June 01, 2019, 06:53:18 PM
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Bubble and Squeak a la Jom!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 02, 2019, 12:05:32 AM
Fukin Nice! Thank you
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on June 02, 2019, 12:39:43 AM
I had to zoom in to be like “wtf?”
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 02, 2019, 12:44:02 AM
I have a huge tree
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on June 02, 2019, 01:00:26 AM
Do you just roll that shit up and go?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 02, 2019, 01:25:29 AM
The horror



I used that line on the old StonerRock.com forums after people told gross stories about drug use and weird sex.


It's only hotdogs now.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on June 02, 2019, 03:03:57 AM
Do you just roll that shit up and go?

I air fried it all, eggs do really well in the air fryer but you have to use either the nonstick foil on it (which reminds me of the Exodus song “Chemikill”—LETS PUT MORE CHEMICALS ON THIS CHEMICAL FOIL) or regular tinfoil and some PAM spray on it and put that in the basket of your air fryer and fire those chicken fetuses up, threw the dog in for protein and nutrition, and hot damn you got some Jom bubbles and FUCKIN SQUEAK. Threw it on a plate. Feel that Denny’s should try it or IHOP.

I live alone.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on June 02, 2019, 03:05:16 AM
The horror



I used that line on the old StonerRock.com forums after people told gross stories about drug use and weird sex.


It's only hotdogs now.

That’s a phallic reference with the sex. Now it’s all dudes on here so it’s hot dogs or the highway.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thre
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 02, 2019, 08:44:26 PM
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I have chicken leftover from chicken tacos so I made some black recado  enchiladas.  I made some last time, this time I found it in one of the bodegas - I never knew what that stuff was. It is usually next to the mole paste and also in plastic tubs. Looked to be in store made. 


We had black recado at that resort in Mexico with the fancy food. It’s made just like regular chili sauce but you dry fry the shit out of the dried peppers fist, continuing until they are black and crispy. Then when you rehydrate them they reconstitute a bit and you blend up and proceed as normal. I cut it with a few scoops of the frozen mole paste because it’s not completely kid friendly.  Amazing stuff - it’s the most delicious charcoal flavored sauce but charcoal from charred up dried peppers which are somewhat sugary so it’s like burned up caramel. 

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on June 02, 2019, 09:24:21 PM
Beautiful
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on June 03, 2019, 12:27:20 AM
GTFO of this thread, Shafthole
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on June 03, 2019, 12:32:07 AM


   I think Shaft would be more comfortable somewhere else.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 03, 2019, 07:57:47 AM
I’m just thinking of any casual visitors that may have to look at that Pittsburgh children’s food and decide we aren’t worth the bother
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on June 03, 2019, 10:19:01 AM
Perhaps we should wait 15 days for Sprague Dawley’s take on things.

The kiwi take.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 03, 2019, 10:40:54 AM
He's annoying
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on June 03, 2019, 01:59:41 PM
I thought that stuff was Belizean. Belizean Sunday black chicken is a thing in Belize. Belize it or not.

I make my own recado/achiote.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 03, 2019, 02:46:53 PM
Yeah, there was one other culture that made that if I remember right.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on June 03, 2019, 03:42:21 PM
I guess should go in the Innovations thread but fuggit

https://www.foodandwine.com/news/ihop-pancake-burger
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on June 03, 2019, 03:50:48 PM
would.


But going into an IHOP....

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 03, 2019, 06:21:39 PM
Yeah, gross
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on June 04, 2019, 01:06:48 AM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 04, 2019, 08:18:01 AM
Have you tried any sort of ‘hummus restaurant’ type food? You might try swapping in a few meals a week of some middle eastern/Mediterranean type foods so you don’t die so prematurely.



Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: L. Ron on June 04, 2019, 09:48:30 AM
Iron City don't give a fuck.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on June 04, 2019, 05:39:08 PM
That’s hummus I was dipping the nugs in. Fuck pita bread
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 04, 2019, 06:05:31 PM
Hmmm. No, the opposite of that.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on June 04, 2019, 11:39:05 PM


   Get on it!

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on June 04, 2019, 11:50:48 PM
on it.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on June 06, 2019, 01:06:20 AM
Happy now, yinz jagoffs?

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on June 06, 2019, 01:29:47 AM
Like a toothbrush for your colon.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on June 06, 2019, 09:34:41 AM
Happy now, yinz jagoffs?

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offended.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 06, 2019, 10:27:59 AM
You ate some fruit?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on June 07, 2019, 04:47:18 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on June 07, 2019, 04:49:36 PM
Tha looks like a solid no frills dog I’d eat at a ballgame. Maybe two.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on June 07, 2019, 04:50:54 PM
Costco Kirkland dog.  $1.62.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on June 07, 2019, 04:52:13 PM
When I’ve had to buy quantities of beef dogs I get those. Delicious.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 07, 2019, 04:56:27 PM
That's a damn fine dog especially teh way you've dressed it, not to mention the value proposition is off the charts. Kosher too.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on June 07, 2019, 04:59:57 PM
I might add a pickle spear or a little bit of relish (not both) and it's perfect!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on June 07, 2019, 07:21:39 PM
They had relish but I went with yellow mustard and onion as the one and only true dog.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 07, 2019, 07:47:06 PM
I guess they have kraut and hot peppers in portion containers just have to ask at the counter ( when ordering, or probably pickup window after, if yer stoned). I missed those last time I was at the Food Court.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: lftwng4 on June 07, 2019, 08:27:30 PM
When I get a slice of their cheese pizza, I always load it up with the free onions from the condiment stand.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on June 08, 2019, 10:02:07 AM
They had relish but I went with yellow mustard and onion as the one and only true dog.


OM NOM NOM /Homer Simpson picture drooling/

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 08, 2019, 10:12:27 AM
No.  I can’t imagine eating any of that gross poisonous food.



Making pickles! Trying this low temp method I believed I used last year to great results.  I had some extra brine so I made a fennel bulb and some sweet peppers too just to try it.  Farmers market didn’t have a lot of stuff yet so hot peppers and blackberry jam will have to wait. I need to do a few jars of pickle relish too, although it’s easy enough just chop some up on demand.

We ate everything I made last year but had a surplus of strawberry jam since my kids moved out.  I usually give away a bunch through the year.   

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on June 08, 2019, 10:49:17 AM
I’ll send you my address so you can send me some jam and pickles.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 08, 2019, 03:03:21 PM
That pickled fennel bulb is a brilliant idea if it works. Could make for a delish topping on a ballpark dog.

ps. beneficial link provided is appreciated
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on June 08, 2019, 06:59:40 PM
ball parks in beer
instapot refrieds
german mustard
red onion

... white onions might work better though

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 08, 2019, 07:24:39 PM
Quoted @ 11'd

ball parks in beer
instapot refrieds
german mustard
red onion

... white onions might work better though

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 08, 2019, 07:25:15 PM
Winning!

ps. I roll mine too, as often as using bread. Might have to bounce back this weekend with a copy.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on June 09, 2019, 12:04:12 PM
I almost never favor white over red.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on June 09, 2019, 12:20:17 PM


   That’s What She Said

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 09, 2019, 12:53:47 PM
Pittsburgh gourmet week


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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 09, 2019, 02:57:26 PM

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 09, 2019, 06:35:53 PM
Taco platter

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on June 09, 2019, 08:51:20 PM
Dog tacos. That’ll get everybody wound up on Instagram.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Bro. Righteous on June 10, 2019, 02:06:19 AM
Fucking MJS again, gotta scroll like a motherfucker when I get the point from the first pic.
...jeezus man.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 10, 2019, 06:59:03 AM
I’m going to beat up your Dad
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on June 10, 2019, 07:11:42 AM
 


 


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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 10, 2019, 09:32:42 AM
It's our nightmare now though. Can't get that on the Facebooks, Obelisk, or the shuttered SR.COM RSVD.






Oh hey, Simona has returned to Jollibees since we first discussed.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on June 10, 2019, 10:24:53 AM
The spaghetti went from a 2/10 to a 7/10. 


JOLLIBEE!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on June 10, 2019, 04:26:24 PM
A 20 minute video about Jollibee (update!) that's just great.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on June 10, 2019, 05:14:52 PM
Clearly, the Fabric of Society has been utterly destroyed. >:(
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 10, 2019, 05:18:39 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on June 10, 2019, 08:17:31 PM
The spaghetti went from a 2/10 to a 7/10. 


JOLLIBEE!

Maybe I’ll Postmate it
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on June 10, 2019, 08:19:36 PM
@MJS I went to Pittsburgh city schools and I loved the food they served in the cafeterias. That’s probably not a surprise.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 10, 2019, 08:34:47 PM
Back then, they were making you into iron workers, who required lots of calories and fat to achieve the correct girth post-adolescence to operate industrial machinery.


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 10, 2019, 08:59:46 PM
Makes one wonder what do they feed the Chinese
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on June 10, 2019, 10:01:47 PM
Taco platter

yes!

the other pic too
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 10, 2019, 11:55:43 PM
A Chinese take on the taco platter.


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on June 10, 2019, 11:58:42 PM
pork fried rice tacos
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Bro. Righteous on June 11, 2019, 12:37:35 AM
Muffman for the win gif....were living in a society.

Btw MJS never met the 'ol man, my mom and I escaped communist Czech w/her lover, thru Hungary
then to Melbourne AUS., but the DNA father, he died in an oven fire with a prostitute in Prague at 33yrs.
he was an abstract artist. I'd post pics of his work if I can figure that shit out on this god-forsaken site.
True story that.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on June 11, 2019, 12:50:20 AM
this thing needs to be 11'd.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on June 11, 2019, 12:58:36 AM
pork fried rice tacos

I can work on this
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on June 11, 2019, 01:02:44 AM
pork fried rice tacos

I can work on this
ho lee fuk
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 11, 2019, 08:27:58 AM
Those would be mu shoo pork. Yo.



Escaping Communism is less fashionable than it once was.


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Post by: peoplething on June 11, 2019, 10:00:15 AM
don't think this warrants it's own thread, so I'll stick it here

"my post-art plan is opening a grilled cheese cart. it will serve $1 grilled cheese made with white bread, bulk cheese, bulk butter, and thats it. greasy as hell. no options, no artisan, nothing. there will be no change. you give me $5 youre getting 5, you figure your own life out"

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 11, 2019, 10:09:47 AM
This is an A+

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Post by: Jor el on June 11, 2019, 12:23:21 PM


  That's the way to do it.

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Post by: sleestak on June 11, 2019, 12:34:16 PM
Play the guitar on the MTV.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on June 11, 2019, 12:36:45 PM
That ain't workin'
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Post by: Jor el on June 11, 2019, 12:58:41 PM


  Yins made me Chuckle

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on June 11, 2019, 02:15:06 PM
I've got a blister on my little finger... >:(
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 12, 2019, 09:42:50 AM
Pittsburgh restaurant guide


https://iwaspoisoned.com/location/united-states/pennsylvania/pittsburgh#emailscroll (https://iwaspoisoned.com/location/united-states/pennsylvania/pittsburgh#emailscroll)
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Post by: Jor el on June 12, 2019, 09:59:58 AM


   Hee Hee

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on June 12, 2019, 10:11:26 AM
I ate at that Texas Roadhoose this past Saturday and came oot ok.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on June 12, 2019, 10:17:03 AM
Little Sleazer's isn't looking too good.

four horse's of the apocoplypse

maybe they should start delivering ?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on June 12, 2019, 10:33:47 AM
That would be admitting defeat.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on June 12, 2019, 11:46:53 PM
Anyone have any hot dog stories?

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Also ate this bbq at Ellis Island. Was best meal of the trip. The soup is from a little fake street stall in the casino of Paris. Broke. Heading home.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on June 12, 2019, 11:56:11 PM


   Pull your Head oot of your Ass and go to the Italian joint.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on June 13, 2019, 12:10:41 AM
i got a few hotdog stories.
i had a dodger dog. i saw LA beat SF in Chavez Ravine. Chan Ho Park won the day.
you havent had a dog until youve had a zwigles dog. 
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Post by: jimjom on June 13, 2019, 01:47:45 AM


   Pull your Head oot of your Ass and go to the Italian joint.

There’s always next time
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 13, 2019, 08:48:38 AM
One of my go to meals is polish sausage, smoked sausage or kielbasa fried sliced with onions and peppers on wide egg noodles with cheddar cheese.   That was what I ate in college and I made it for the kids every other week or so.

Being from Milwaukee, everything comes up sausages.  They are crazy for sausages. Brats are substituted for hotdogs in all occasions.  Then I moved to Chicago and it’s hotdog culture.  Inferior, I feel.



Hey jimjom ate some seafood and..... broccoli. His body is busy repairing itself using the unfamiliar bit of nutrients present.  You should switch to iced tea from soda though.


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on June 13, 2019, 09:34:26 AM
Anyone have any hot dog stories?
I do. When I was a teenager, a friend of a friend got a job at a Chicago hot dog joint. (I've told this story before). Maybe on the first day, the owner walks in and tells him "Gimme a red hot with everything" and he asks the owner "What's a red hot?". He was fired on the spot.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 13, 2019, 09:36:11 AM
I feel like that is a NYC term and that he was fired unjustly.  Do we say Red Hots here? I don’t think we do.



I feel like jimjom could easily learn to make some pasta salads, saving his life

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/07/dining/pasta-salad-recipes.html?rref=collection%2Fsectioncollection%2Ffood&action=click&contentCollection=dining&region=rank&module=package&version=highlights&contentPlacement=1&pgtype=sectionfront (https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/07/dining/pasta-salad-recipes.html?rref=collection%2Fsectioncollection%2Ffood&action=click&contentCollection=dining&region=rank&module=package&version=highlights&contentPlacement=1&pgtype=sectionfront)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on June 13, 2019, 10:03:11 AM
In Chicago they have Red Hots. Thats what every Chicago Hot Dog place calls their hot dogs (especially if they are made with all beef Vienna hot dogs). The Vienna factory is there. Vienna dumped a lot of garbage into the Chicago river. They were named as one of the river's worst polluters, like 20 years ago.

Vienna beef hot dogs are the best, they have that casing that pops when you bite into it.

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This looks like a quality establishment:

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I used to live across the alley from this place (Irving and Sheridan) it wasn't very good:

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The best hotdogs in my experience were at Wolfy's, Fluky's and Super Dawg.

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Can't find a good picture of Fluky's, maybe they closed.

Not a picture of me:

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Superdawg kicks ass but it's expensive. But high quality everything, and dependable. They used to have waitresses (car hops) on roller skates and classic car people would hang out in the parking lot on the weekends and show off their cars.

Portillos is no good, it's all cleaned up like a place you could take your grandma. It's too sanitized or something.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on June 13, 2019, 10:13:10 AM
I waited for Hot Doug's for 4 hours with Jom once. 

Dedication.(Tourists.)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on June 13, 2019, 10:16:10 AM
Damn. I've never been to Hot Doug's. That's some new jack wieners.

In Pittsburgh, Yovi's is supposed to have Chicago style hot dogs, according to my extensive research.

https://popularpittsburgh.com/chicago-style-hot-dogs-in-the-heart-of-pittsburgh/ (https://popularpittsburgh.com/chicago-style-hot-dogs-in-the-heart-of-pittsburgh/)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on June 13, 2019, 10:18:45 AM
This is how I picture lumpy now

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on June 13, 2019, 10:21:40 AM
Here in western ny we say red hots and white hots. Thats because we have zwigles brand dogs and we have the very delicious white hot which is a pork hot essentially. We have taken hotdogs to a whole new level in this area. Get a red or white hot garbage plate. Total mouth orgasm.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on June 13, 2019, 10:28:17 AM
This hot dog looks correct, however the first thing you should do is throw the tomatoes on the ground. They don't belong on a hot dog, even though they're shown in most of the hot dog glamour shots. Save those for your burger. Tomatoes don't really add flavor, compared to raw onions, pickles, mustard, relish or sport peppers. And they make the hot dog too big, so then the other more important condiments start falling out. If you have to get rid of something to make your hot dog more manageable to handle, get rid of the tomatoes.

Also, it's just hard to find good tomatoes all the time. You get a lot of hard, flavorless ones in Chicago, or greyish grainy ones.

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on June 13, 2019, 10:33:32 AM
Classic chicago style. Gotta have the tomatoes. Any other style they go on the floor. Mustard onions hot sauce is how we roll here.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on June 13, 2019, 10:35:00 AM
Check my edit. It's hard to get a decent tomato in Chicago, year round. Better play it safe and ditch the tomato.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: lftwng4 on June 13, 2019, 10:41:40 AM
I don't understand why they're called "red hots" if they aren't spicy. 
Just because they're hot and red in color?   Seems a bit of a misnomer.  What do they call 'em if they are spicy?
Hot red hots?
Dumb.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on June 13, 2019, 10:45:02 AM
I always thought saying 'hot' was short for 'hotdog' and red or white determines what kind you want. Hotdog is alot to say. We are lazy around these parts.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on June 13, 2019, 10:50:56 AM
Guys. Tomatoes DO have flavor.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on June 13, 2019, 11:01:33 AM
Shaft, I only drink one diet pop a day unless I am drinking Cuba Libres with mescal on the side. I typically drink water with apple cider vinegar during the day.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on June 13, 2019, 11:08:23 AM
What do they call 'em if they are spicy?

Polish sausage. Smoky links. Hot links.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on June 13, 2019, 11:10:50 AM
Have you guys ever had Smoky Links?

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 13, 2019, 11:32:47 AM
They do not say Red Hots in Chicago.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on June 13, 2019, 11:40:03 AM
Have you guys ever had Smoky Links?

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you trying to get bolt back?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on June 13, 2019, 11:42:01 AM
They do not say Red Hots in Chicago.

Have you been to Chicago?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on June 13, 2019, 11:43:28 AM
No.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on June 13, 2019, 11:45:46 AM
You should go. Check out the www.Greasefreak.com (http://www.Greasefreak.com) website for food ideas.
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Post by: sleestak on June 13, 2019, 11:50:31 AM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 13, 2019, 01:25:55 PM
How yinz cook your dogs? I usually roll them in foil and bake, which steams them, I think. Makes them plump up reeeal good. Or I slice in half and pan fry for making sandwich with kraut on top. Does boiling them in water work? (regular dogs not brauts).
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Post by: peoplething on June 13, 2019, 02:01:57 PM
regular water or 1:2 cheap beer:water.

I think they come out better if you boil them. They still plump-up and boiling removes a bit of salt

edit: I use the same liquid for brauts, but will throw in whole pepper corns, coriander, bell pepper ends/innards, fennel...... whatever.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on June 13, 2019, 02:12:22 PM
Cast iron skillet with about 1/2” of water and some olive oil. Cap  it so they steam just a bit then take lid off and let the water boil off. The residual olive will lightly fry them until they’re done to your satisfaction.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 13, 2019, 02:22:49 PM
Holy Hot Dogs I've been schooled!  ;D

peoplething, Chovie would be proud of your recipe (I'd guess)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on June 13, 2019, 02:45:48 PM
Since when does lumpy look like Jorelle?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 13, 2019, 03:02:55 PM
Hmpf

14 Chicago Hot Dogs in 12 Hours. Which is the Best? | Bon Appétit

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on June 13, 2019, 03:10:55 PM
An unexpected hotdog just happened here. I’m pretending the lettuce is kraut. I also had some cholula at my desk so.....

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on June 13, 2019, 03:19:17 PM
Cast iron skillet with about 1/2” of water and some olive oil. Cap  it so they steam just a bit then take lid off and let the water boil off. The residual olive will lightly fry them until they’re done to your satisfaction.

This is the correct answer.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on June 13, 2019, 04:54:37 PM
only if you use smashed walrus.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on June 13, 2019, 06:30:08 PM
I air fry my dogs mostly or I boil em.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 14, 2019, 11:15:08 AM
Brats you can brown up on the grill but pull off and finish in beer while you fuss with the other stuff.  It’s desirable to take them off the grill before they split/burst and deflate too much, but not the end of the world.  Sometimes they get black spots, sometimes just tan. All good.  You can finish them completely on the grill if you are from Milwaukee. Experts only.


Served with mustard, horseradish, sauerkraut, pickles, peppers, red onions - toppings like that. 

Coleslaw, oven fries, baked beans.


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 14, 2019, 11:44:50 AM
Sounds delicious
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Post by: juan11 on June 14, 2019, 12:29:08 PM
Grilled Beer Brauts are a staple at every German car show worth it's salt.  Good shit.
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Post by: Muffin Man on June 14, 2019, 07:07:21 PM
Horseradish in there gives a nice zing

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 14, 2019, 10:10:48 PM
I feel like horseradish, sauerkraut and pickles should be served at every meal.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 14, 2019, 10:48:08 PM
I’ll look forward to dining with you some day
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Post by: jimjom on June 15, 2019, 02:40:06 AM
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Pasta and my famous bolognese sauce with ground veal pork beef mix and a ripper dog. Hot dog é bolognese voila
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Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 15, 2019, 07:26:34 AM
Not pictured: strawberry spinach salad
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on June 15, 2019, 08:37:08 AM
From 1993 and don’t forget the balsamic.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 15, 2019, 08:58:44 AM
Pittsburgh is likely happily trailing the culture at large
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on June 15, 2019, 10:20:02 AM
Hot dogs don't belong on a tortilla. That makes it into a "wrap" and wraps suck.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on June 15, 2019, 10:29:23 AM
Pittsburgh is likely happily trailing the culture at large

I live in the suburbs
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on June 15, 2019, 10:32:07 AM
Hot dogs don't belong on a tortilla. That makes it into a "wrap" and wraps suck.
no such thing as a wrap. Thats a white suburban mom term. If its in a tortilla its a fucking burrito. If its a hotdog in it. Its a hotdog burrito.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on June 15, 2019, 11:16:34 AM
So like a Tuna Salad Burrito? That doesn't make any sense. Wraps are real.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on June 15, 2019, 11:30:18 AM
We shall agree to disagree. Wraps are as fake as cnn.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 15, 2019, 11:48:25 AM

Hot dogs on tortillas say “I have to eat to avoid dying but I’m not doing anymore than that, as I am unworthy of experiencing pleasure”.

 

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on June 15, 2019, 11:52:14 AM
Dont knock it. Ive done it more than once. Put a slice of american cheese on it and its good af.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 15, 2019, 12:01:16 PM
It is most certainly not
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on June 15, 2019, 12:01:48 PM
Dont knock it. Ive done it more than once. Put a slice of american cheese on it and its good af.

I have as well. Chi Chi’s used to have a hot dog wrapped in a corn tortilla and deep fried on its kids meal that I still remember from childhood. Fucking bomb.

Then people died from unwashed lettuce and the chain closed.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 15, 2019, 12:38:20 PM
Later, they grew up and died young from eating hotdogs.


I would throw out the gross quiky mart hotdogs and use a can of refried beans instead.  I feel like maybe grilled and pan roasted vegetables are an option. You could add a chicken part you like.  Beans. Rice. Cold pasta salads. Everything with or over some sort of mixed greens. Get rid of all the sugary condiments and switch to anything oil and vinegar based and salsas. Get rid of all the bad for you processed white breads and get corn tortillas.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 15, 2019, 01:05:20 PM
The fried corn torilla is far superior to the flour for the Hot Dog. Ya just make it hot and soft, not crunchy. The oily corn blends beautifully with the juicy snap. Just heaven.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on June 15, 2019, 01:07:49 PM
Dont knock it. Ive done it more than once. Put a slice of american cheese on it and its good af.

I have as well. Chi Chi’s used to have a hot dog wrapped in a corn tortilla and deep fried on its kids meal that I still remember from childhood. Fucking bomb.

Then people died from unwashed lettuce and the chain closed.
its always the fucking lettuce.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 15, 2019, 01:09:39 PM
Tony Bourdain always warned against it, salads at a restaurant, the worst
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 15, 2019, 02:00:07 PM
I feel the need to point out you are loosey goosey with the Bourdain lettuce quote.


Stop eating hotdogs on white bread with potatoes and ketchup - that’s not food you are going to die eating that way.


Google it.
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Post by: Muffin Man on June 15, 2019, 03:32:53 PM
True but I felt the need to mention that Tony said No or otherwise feel like shit.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on June 15, 2019, 09:39:38 PM
shaft you cant stress it enough. can never be too loosey goosey with this shit. more people have died from lettuce than hotdogs.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on June 15, 2019, 10:02:02 PM
Oh bullshit.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 15, 2019, 10:21:21 PM
"The travel show host is against eating the free hotel breakfast, against eating on the plane, and against eating at any place that caters to tourists with English translations on the menu. In general, it's just best to stay away from things like "Caesar salads" that sound "safe" to many Americans. A Caesar salad is far from safe, because, as Bourdain eloquently stated, "It’s sitting there waiting for the dumb American to come along and order it. “
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on June 15, 2019, 11:25:34 PM
Put two people in an octagon.  One eats hotdogs. The other eats lettuce. See who lives longer.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on June 15, 2019, 11:36:23 PM
Tony Bourdain always warned against it, salads at a restaurant, the worst

Also never eat fish on a Monday. Still fucked up over Bourdain’s death a year later.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on June 15, 2019, 11:41:02 PM
Put two people in an octagon.  One eats hotdogs. The other eats lettuce. See who lives longer.
lettuce predates hotdogs by 1000s of years. it simple statics.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 16, 2019, 06:47:22 AM
I didn’t say eat fucking lettuce, you rocket scientists.

I will tell you this - one of us will still be here in 10 years and the other one eating fussy children’s meals will be dead.

It’s the jam8 rule.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on June 16, 2019, 10:12:15 AM
fresh yellow corn tortillas blow flour out the water any day of the week. but there's only like one Mexican grocer in town and I haven't made it over there yet. the frozen for distribution yellow corn tortillas at the regular grocers are gross so the flour is a stop-gap.

a work around is to toast the flour burrito in a frying pan - picks up some flavor and texture there
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 16, 2019, 11:06:08 AM
The Whole Foods tortillas are not fit to line a litter box.

Bullshit, I say to them.   I buy tortillas at the weird multi-ethnic grocer. They have an astounding half a row of tortillas to pick from, some of which are still warm.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on June 16, 2019, 11:10:50 AM
Why are you such a crabby fuck. Whole foods tortillas suck. L7 sucks. Go rip a bong hit and relax.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 16, 2019, 11:30:52 AM
Bongs suck
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on June 16, 2019, 12:15:58 PM
Flour > corn

Every time. Jesus, imagine a fish taco in a corn tortilla. “El gags”
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on June 16, 2019, 12:58:42 PM
Bongs > Corn > Flour > Shaft.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on June 16, 2019, 03:38:35 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 16, 2019, 03:43:18 PM
Good amount of Vitimin C and trace minerals in that
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 16, 2019, 03:54:37 PM
Well, you're not gonna make flourdog when there's a corndog calling your name. I would agree an avocado wrap requires flour. Quesadilla, burrito - flour. That flat crispy one with meat and salad on top - corn.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on June 16, 2019, 05:45:33 PM
I always do corn for tacos pescado.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 16, 2019, 06:43:06 PM
Those hotdogs are killing your biome, the cancer uptick for processed meat diets is something like 25%. Google it.   You’d be better off throwing that out and smoking a cigarette.

 

For enchiladas I use corn, fry them up in a little oil, dip one side in sauce, fill, roll, cover with more sauce and cheese. Bake.  It’s usually best if some of them char up a bit.

Delicious! 


Flour tortillas are good for burritos and chimichangas and so on. Tacos have to be corn though.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 16, 2019, 07:04:44 PM
dipping one side, that's a good tip
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 16, 2019, 08:22:36 PM
The frying in oil thing is newish to me, and really kicks it up.  Fry long enough so you can still roll. I make 10-12. Drain on newspaper.  It’s a good way to use up old tortillas.   For filling, chicken, cheese, or chorizo.  Whatever’s leftover from taco night.


For enchilada sauce I use that dried peppers (the holy trinity) and spices approach Rager was on about a few years back, or mole or red/black recado from the Mexican stores heated up on a sauce pan with water and whatever.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 16, 2019, 08:26:07 PM
yes, I use grape seed oil, or olive oil. My old friends mom probably used lard, maybe crisco in later years. The trick is to find a real tortilla. Do you make your own? I see there are tools for it.

Cheers!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on June 16, 2019, 08:26:50 PM
RAGER CHILI PASTE IS THE WAY AND THE LIGHT.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on June 16, 2019, 08:33:10 PM
Also we have this place close. Nixtamalization at my fingertips.

http://www.threesisterspdx.com/
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 16, 2019, 08:41:16 PM
Just the grocery store tortillas - we made from scratch once but the store ones I can get are super fresh so I couldn’t see doing it much.

The busier grocery stores that have superior dried chilis.  I was getting them at the Spice House but I don’t think they sell a lot.


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on June 16, 2019, 08:54:00 PM
yes, I use grape seed oil, or olive oil. My old friends mom probably used lard, maybe crisco in later years. The trick is to find a real tortilla. Do you make your own? I see there are tools for it.

Cheers!

They get great fresh tortillas in Chicago from the El Milagro company. Delivered fresh every day (can be purchased still warm on the shelf). Only ingredients are ground corn, water, salt, lime. No binders. It’s pretty labor intensive to make your own tortillas, unless it’s a one-off or once in a while kind of thing. And hard to beat El Milagro quality.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 16, 2019, 08:59:08 PM
Totally, you've got a gold mine there. I'm willing to mail order if my favorite food truck that just opened a sit down restaurant doesn't have a grocery aisle - I hope they do.

Parden the off topic, I would try my hand at home made crepes. Juan mentioned those. "I feel I should mention" (haha) that making crepes looks fun and delicious.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on June 16, 2019, 09:09:41 PM
I dunno I may be exaggerating how hard it is to make homemade tortillas. Especially if you can’t buy good ones. The tortilla hand press is like $10-15 bucks.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 16, 2019, 09:17:19 PM
If your Chicago or Rager's connection would sell me the dough, I could freeze it and just press'n go on demand. Make for a nice hot dog wrap.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 16, 2019, 09:39:24 PM
Yeah, that El Milagro brand is great.   They make a bunch of varieties - they have some amazing ones that are packaged in a bag that’s more paper than plastic.  Like bread.

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The other nice thing - when you buy cilantro at the international grocery stores, the stem on the cilantro is at least a foot long.  And they sell both ripe and unripe avocados in separate bins.

Usually nuts, dried fruit, beans, spices, herbs and other staples like that are sold in big bags and it’s pennies compared to Whole Foods.

Valli’s

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on June 16, 2019, 10:41:06 PM
We can get El Milagros here in Pittsburgh you cunts.   This is the hot dog thread.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on June 16, 2019, 10:44:10 PM


   Good Point

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 16, 2019, 10:47:57 PM
not mine      yet


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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on June 16, 2019, 10:58:53 PM
Thankfully those aren’t your thumbnails.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 16, 2019, 11:27:42 PM
Thanks, Lumpy
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on June 17, 2019, 12:02:20 AM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on June 17, 2019, 12:45:50 AM
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Campfire dogs.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 17, 2019, 01:24:18 AM

We went to a street fare and had food from local restaurants showing off their street fare best. Plus a mix of the professionals.  It had international depth to it.   I got a cheese steak sandwich with cheese whiz mostly because they could use the business and I liked the kid's hustle. Jackson got a pulled pork sandwich with Mac n cheese, God bless him. Julia was all like no, gross

But here's what I learned. Kabobs are a thing. So, you could put vegetables on skewers. Then grill it - it's very macho. You could add a pile of vegetables next to the two hotdogs.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on June 17, 2019, 10:18:03 AM
At 1am on a Sunday night?   I guess anything is possible.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on June 17, 2019, 11:53:28 AM


   GHOST FOOD TRUCK

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: L. Ron on June 17, 2019, 12:44:15 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on June 17, 2019, 12:50:03 PM


   Thanks

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on June 17, 2019, 01:03:57 PM
Flour > corn

Every time. Jesus, imagine a fish taco in a corn tortilla. “El gags”

Are you fucking kidding me.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on June 17, 2019, 01:45:08 PM
Corn tortilla fish tacos?  That's some bullshit.

In general?

Yes, I'm firmly in the flour camp.  Yeah, yeah, symbol of catholic oppression, those fucking Spaniards, Aztecs worshipped corn, yadda yadda yadda--  Mexicans don't care and I don't either. 

If someone hands me some carnitas on a corn tortilla, I'll eat the fuck out of it, sure, but I'll not order it that way.  No gracias, senior.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on June 17, 2019, 02:06:31 PM
I bet you if my own corn tortilla-clad fish tacos didn't change your mind, RAGER's would.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on June 17, 2019, 02:09:46 PM
I once had a hamburger between two donuts.  I wouldn't order it that way, but it was good.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 17, 2019, 02:46:29 PM
Somebody is a burrito short of a full platter
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on June 17, 2019, 03:11:44 PM
Juan11 describes the classic Luther Burger. I've always wanted to try one. I mean, it's not THAT much more horrific than chicken +waffles or a monte cristo. Just don't live off of 'em
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 17, 2019, 03:19:20 PM
jimjom is a little touchy, tread lightly
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on June 17, 2019, 04:30:17 PM
There's a joint in Victorville that does a bunch of wacky burgers.  Two grilled cheeses'z as buns, donut buns, etc.  I almost want to take the 2 hour + drive, heh.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 17, 2019, 04:55:21 PM
We should open our own hamburger restaurant and name the offerings after our fake usernames from here.


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on June 17, 2019, 05:38:35 PM
the boltthrow would be a half pound of anus (not angus) beef topped with semen.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on June 17, 2019, 05:40:54 PM


   That's pleasant.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 17, 2019, 05:57:46 PM
The Jor el would be just the bottom bun served in a prison cell.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on June 17, 2019, 06:00:54 PM


   Well aren't you Kind

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: retardgroove on June 17, 2019, 06:08:08 PM
The mortlock would be a gross non beef hot dog rammed into a bucket of cheez whiz and chili afterbirth
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on June 17, 2019, 06:09:47 PM


   Classy - I like that.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 17, 2019, 06:49:10 PM
Stay Classy
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on June 17, 2019, 08:24:46 PM


   You know what's not classy?

   - that Avatar

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 17, 2019, 09:44:28 PM
Stay Sassy
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 17, 2019, 09:49:39 PM
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on June 17, 2019, 10:54:29 PM
The mortlock would be a gross non beef hot dog rammed into a bucket of cheez whiz and chili afterbirth
im good with that. sounds delicious. by non beef im assuming you mean turkey. thats what rager usually means.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on June 17, 2019, 11:42:42 PM
Actually my first non beef choice wood be pork but ya know....the wife.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on June 17, 2019, 11:44:23 PM
Is she Muslim? That’s cool.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on June 17, 2019, 11:48:46 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on June 18, 2019, 02:33:03 AM
The Racer X would be a Crabby Patty with Extra Cheese.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on June 18, 2019, 02:38:07 AM
The Jor el would be a Pizza Burger served cold, with the Worlds Greatest BBQ Potato Chips.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on June 18, 2019, 05:18:02 AM
The "Will B" is a moose burger. Deluxe includes french fries, cole slaw and an argument with the waitress.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on June 18, 2019, 07:04:39 AM


   Universe.

   Greatest BBQ Chips in the Universe.

   The Known Universe.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on June 18, 2019, 07:06:17 AM
Zapps? They are darn good.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on June 18, 2019, 07:06:53 AM


   Don’t be Stupid

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on June 18, 2019, 07:11:26 AM
Okay no chips. Just a cold Pizza Burger and a Vernor’s Diet Ginger Ale.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: L. Ron on June 18, 2019, 10:24:28 AM
Jor el special is two orders of  Jet's triple cheese turbo stix and a 2 liter of Faygo Rock and Rye.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on June 18, 2019, 01:13:14 PM


   Sounds like a full menu.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on June 18, 2019, 02:34:24 PM
The Racer X would be a Crabby Patty with Extra Cheese.

Nah, the RacerX would be the Weed/Wine/EVOO-Marinated Portobello Burger with Balsamic Vinegar Reduction, served on Ciabatta Bun with Just Mayo, Lettuce, Caramelized Bermuda Onion, Tomato Slice, and a Side of Onion Rings.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 18, 2019, 05:07:00 PM
That's the ticket! Never met a Ciabatta bun I liked but could try again. Would sub pickled beets for the o-rings.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on June 18, 2019, 05:25:12 PM
They're good buns for juicy stuff like portobellos—very absorbent, but with a nice leathery crust to hold it all together.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on June 18, 2019, 05:26:50 PM
Hot dog chip muffuletta
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on June 18, 2019, 07:44:17 PM
Here’s what I do with ciabatta. I slice off the top and a little off the bottom and grill those with butter/evoo/coconut oil. They give a little more that way rather than everything sliding out the back of the sandwich. Feel me?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 18, 2019, 09:23:15 PM
Ciabatta Buns are probably always better than pretzel buns, which can be iffy.


The Alton Brown sandwich episode clarified for me a helpful approach when constructing sandwiches.

Hard Contents = Hard Roll
Soft Contents = Soft Roll.

Hard = salami, bacon, lunch meat, vegetables
Soft = chicken salad, hamburger, pulled pork

That way you don’t need to manhandle a soft bun to eat the insides and they won’t fly out the sides of a hard bun. Which is why you need to make BLT’s on toast. Ciabatta Buns cover both bases. Pretzel buns can be either way.  I don’t like the way pretzel buns very wildly in texture. 


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on June 21, 2019, 10:33:20 AM
Brats, pot salad, baked beans, kraut, pep + onion. I would omit the butter from the beer next time, was a tad overwhelming.

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on June 21, 2019, 02:38:04 PM
Solid picnic lunch right there.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on June 21, 2019, 02:44:50 PM
Did you just take a bite of plain bun?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on June 21, 2019, 02:55:22 PM
Nah, the end of the sausage has been bitten off in photo 2. But the bun to meat ratio WAS a bit excessive...
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 21, 2019, 03:11:57 PM
Is someone studying a textbook? That is an super nice dog picnic. Although I'd welcome some lard-squares on the beans. I'd have to double-up on the pot salad. (side note - my recent research revealed that brown mustard blows)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on June 21, 2019, 03:22:24 PM
Is dijon considered brown mustard? I thought they were distinct. Dijon certainly does not blow.

The book is FALL, Neal Stephenson's riveting new novel.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 21, 2019, 03:40:07 PM
Ah, Dijion! I'll have to get a bottle (jar, I'm avoiding plastic).

Certainly its good if you say so but "the main ingredients of this condiment are brown mustard seeds" which causes me great concern.

I'd read that book but the print look awfully small.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on June 21, 2019, 03:47:14 PM
When it's the asscrack of dawn and you can barely fathom being awake and being tasked with preparing lunches for yourself and your better half, let alone reaching for a spreading implement to communicate the mustard from the jar to the bread, that squeeze bottle becomes a dear friend.

I should probably do glass jars too.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 21, 2019, 04:11:30 PM
Well that's just plain smart, the squeeze bottle certainly is the right tool for the job in that case. Also for a picnic basket.

Your post triggered my thought - I've got to find some mustard pickles and give those a whirl - on hot dogs, easy, not sure it would work on brauts but I'll get some of those too for research.

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on June 21, 2019, 04:18:53 PM
A good Dijon in a jar is Maille.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on June 21, 2019, 05:06:44 PM


   What's with that Bite Radius ?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on June 21, 2019, 06:02:51 PM
Listen motherfuckers, I didn't know how hot it was so I took a nibble. Calm the fuck down.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on June 21, 2019, 10:17:00 PM


   Is that your Story & you're sticking to it?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Bro. Righteous on June 21, 2019, 10:18:34 PM

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on June 21, 2019, 11:40:40 PM


   Is that your Story & you're sticking to it?

BDJ (Big Dick Jorel) is always disturbed when he encounters a man who only takes small bites of a sausage. I can respect that. Boltthrow should be able to sort you out
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on June 21, 2019, 11:45:03 PM


   Ow That is Heavy

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on June 21, 2019, 11:49:35 PM
By heavy you mean "the funniest thing anybody has ever posted on stoner rock dot com and its affiliate website" I assume, and agree.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on June 21, 2019, 11:56:08 PM


   You have Lost your Marbles

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on June 22, 2019, 12:01:13 AM
I'm just wondering if it's temporary or if this is really the 'new me' (post cannabis).

I'm sure you can handle it though. You're no Brown Tylenol.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 22, 2019, 07:51:02 AM
I feel like you have more you’d like to say11

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on June 22, 2019, 02:31:14 PM
Hahahah get it "brown tylenol" instead of "black aspirin"

God damn I was on fire last night.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 22, 2019, 03:13:10 PM
That.is.transcendent
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on June 22, 2019, 03:19:03 PM


   Reinfeld needs a Shaftbbatical

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on June 22, 2019, 11:42:44 PM
You should go. Check out the www.Greasefreak.com (http://www.Greasefreak.com) website for food ideas.

I have spent too much time on this site and now the food is starting to look not just consumable but appealing. Stockholm syndrome...
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 23, 2019, 01:10:02 AM
You should go. Check out the www.Greasefreak.com (http://www.Greasefreak.com) website for food ideas.

I have spent too much time on this site and now the food is starting to look not just consumable but appealing. Stockholm syndrome...


SLICES!

http://www.greasefreak.com/slices.html (http://www.greasefreak.com/slices.html)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on June 23, 2019, 01:36:17 AM
Hmpf

14 Chicago Hot Dogs in 12 Hours. Which is the Best? | Bon Appétit


I finally watched this. This dude said basically what I said (except he doesn't throw his tomatoes out). Additional notes:

The Wiener Circle is disgusting inside IME (not clean) and not many places to sit. Attracts a lot of drunk Wrigleyville frat douches. Hot dog just okay. The sassy employees are probably a result of all the jerks who go there. If you're at Wrigley Field there are a bunch of other hot dog places around. They're open late, that's maybe the best thing about the Wiener Circle.

Gene & Jude's is way the fuck far away (River Grove I think) and you'd be insane to make a special trip, because the hot dogs are pretty average. I used to work out there by there (kinda near O'hare) and had lunch there a few times. I've seen them on some "Best Of" lists, which is absurd. No way should they be on anybody's lists.

Superdawg is also not nearby anything central, but possibly worth a trip if you want to take a long drive. They are 100% legit, but also the most expensive.

I wouldn't drive across town for a hot dog since they are easy to find, but look for a Vienna Beef sign on the premises. That probably means they know what they're doing. I think Vienna Beef also supplies the green relish and other condiments, so the hot dog should be at least decent. It's pretty hard to fuck up a hot dog, it takes gross incompetence, or you are picking the wrong thing on the menu (you're at a burger stand, etc).
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on June 23, 2019, 10:29:44 AM
Brats and tots. Homemade kraut. Tots seasoned with Cavenders. Zenners smoked German Brats cooked the right way.
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 23, 2019, 10:48:21 AM
Hotlink wrap snack

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 23, 2019, 10:55:21 AM
Quoth: It's pretty hard to fuck up a hot dog, it takes gross incompetence


This thread is proof enough as to its simplicity
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on June 23, 2019, 11:07:31 AM
Hotlink wrap snack
hotlink burrito snack.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on June 23, 2019, 11:13:52 AM


   What's going on with that hotlink wrap sack ?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 23, 2019, 11:42:57 AM
Frederick is out of control

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 23, 2019, 11:44:08 AM
I often find that a good quality hotlink needs nothing but a handle, which the wrap is perfect for, though there is a little bit of pepper jack cheese in there too for fun. Too bad I don't have the Zenner-level source that RAGER does because this hotlink is kinda iffy. But still, that's some good snackin'. (peel away excess tortilla)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on June 23, 2019, 12:16:55 PM
I was hoping that was loads of cheese in there too. Yum.

You can probably get zenners up in b-ham or wherever you are. They’re ok but the shit is Olympia Provisions (formerly Olympic Provisions but somebody got their panties in a twist).

Or you go to Ottos and get a grill pack or even better yet got to Eidelweiss sausage and delicatessen where it helps to know some German at the counter.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on June 23, 2019, 12:24:46 PM


   MuffinMAN appears to have a normal bite radius, unlike some fuckers around here.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 23, 2019, 12:24:51 PM
Stop typing ‘hotlink’. Jesus.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on June 23, 2019, 12:25:47 PM


   ‘hotlink’. Jesus.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on June 23, 2019, 12:29:11 PM
Jesus built my hotlink.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 23, 2019, 12:33:59 PM
My porn name is Rod Hotlink so I get the two confused. Hot link, there.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on June 24, 2019, 09:37:17 PM
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East meets west fusion cuisine
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 25, 2019, 09:11:36 AM
It’s your personal Vietnam
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on June 25, 2019, 10:27:08 AM
There's a connection between processed meats (like hot dogs, lunch meat, bacon) and cancer. You seriously should not be eating so many hot dogs. Even once a week would be a lot. Also tons of sodium in there, which raises your blood pressure. Hot dogs are just not that tasty, where it's worth risking your health.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 25, 2019, 11:11:15 AM
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Lol.


I hear you, Lumpy.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on June 25, 2019, 11:21:57 AM
:(
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 25, 2019, 11:28:18 AM
I bet hot dogs back in the day were better, more well made with less crapolla. I too am sad with the reality of today's food chain, the average tomato, the all too common failure of the head lettuce. The all too common plasticized produce aisle, all pumped up with coloring agents and special lighting. The "though I walk through the valley of death" bread aisle. It's no wonder a general malaise and fatigue has got its slimy claws on the average citizen.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on June 25, 2019, 12:25:57 PM
I somehow imagine Upton Sinclair era hot dogs were also bad.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on June 25, 2019, 12:54:56 PM
^^exactly.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on June 25, 2019, 01:10:36 PM
I love the taste. Plus I do much more dangerous things to myself via stimulants for a hot dog to kill me. Cirrhosis will get me before hot dog death.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 25, 2019, 01:15:12 PM
Well, not sure about that. Note here that the organic ones are no better, if worse.


https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/14/well/eat/is-eating-deli-meats-really-that-bad-for-you.html (https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/14/well/eat/is-eating-deli-meats-really-that-bad-for-you.html)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on June 26, 2019, 07:40:37 PM
Anybody ever get together with coworkers on a Friday or something then go out for hot dogs for lunch or order some dogs for delivery (lunch delivery) from a local/popular hot dog place?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 26, 2019, 08:12:56 PM
I think its a great idea. Have a platter delivered with a case of soda, selection of sides; pot salad, stuffed jalepeno peppers, BBQ chips, caramel popcorn and an ice-cream bar for desert!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on June 26, 2019, 08:46:15 PM
I went to Franktuary with Sleestak for lunch once when I worked “downtown.”
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on June 26, 2019, 11:07:19 PM


    What is "downtown"?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on June 26, 2019, 11:08:38 PM
its where the town is down as opposed to up as in uptown. duh.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on June 27, 2019, 03:06:16 PM
Downtown is where all the tall building are.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on June 27, 2019, 09:00:42 PM



   


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on June 27, 2019, 09:28:07 PM
Yuck.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 27, 2019, 10:31:44 PM

Pittsburgh Style Hotdog bun toaster

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Have to say I'm overall disappointed by this. I was super excited as I warm up hot dog buns 1-2x per day. Unfortunately, this doesn't come close to replicating cooking them on the stove. Another review said their hot dog buns are more steamed and I would agree with this. Maybe different types of hot dog buns are better... I was using gas station hot dog buns. I wish it allowed you to cook longer, and when I tried running it a little longer, the hot dog buns got stuck every time. Will look out for a newer version one day.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on June 29, 2019, 12:15:40 AM
I don’t understand. Aren’t those tortillas? We don’t do that here. No Mexicans.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on June 29, 2019, 10:58:16 AM
Build a wall around that fucking thing.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on June 30, 2019, 12:08:53 AM
Anyone by the fire this weekend cooking up some dogs on sticks over the fire?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on June 30, 2019, 12:39:08 PM
Ill be by fires all week. Wont be doing dogs on sticks but i will be drinking heavily.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on June 30, 2019, 12:47:32 PM
Use a forked stick, like a real man

I asked wife to pick up some hotdogs. I’ll bet you a Pittsburgh million* that they are Amy’s.

*US $10
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 30, 2019, 01:07:43 PM
Stop typing ‘hotdog’. Jesus.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on June 30, 2019, 01:22:26 PM
just ribbin' ya. I'm tossing the leftover "hot links" and substituting Kielbasa from the butcher for scrambled eggs tomorrow morning.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on June 30, 2019, 01:56:53 PM
Im still processing the insanely hot jalapeno i topped my burger with last night.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on June 30, 2019, 01:58:57 PM
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on July 01, 2019, 11:14:56 AM
Use a forked stick, like a real man

I asked wife to pick up some hotdogs. I’ll bet you a Pittsburgh million* that they are Amy’s.

*US $10

The cost of living here is pathetic
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on July 03, 2019, 11:22:41 PM
Heading to Sleestak’s annual 4th party tomorrow, let me tell you we are grilling with Socket too and you will be getting some wiener shots on this thread!!!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on July 03, 2019, 11:28:34 PM
Fuck yeah! Also send picks of the hot dogs and sausages please.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 04, 2019, 05:50:37 AM
In the Men of StonerRock thread
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on July 04, 2019, 08:48:54 AM
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When you combine hot dog love and degenerate gambling habits= Jom living the best life
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on July 04, 2019, 09:02:04 AM
Got any bets on the women at 10:45?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 04, 2019, 12:00:45 PM
I feel like jimjom’s new hot dog girlfriend may eat all the hotdogs before he gets enough, leading to tension
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on July 04, 2019, 06:48:44 PM
I had the winning woman eating over 38.5, loss
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on July 04, 2019, 07:31:32 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on July 04, 2019, 07:40:54 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on July 04, 2019, 09:25:55 PM
That looks like a fantastic yard to enjoy to some grilled meats.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 05, 2019, 09:28:57 AM
Will they die from the hotdogs or illegal Jarts™? first?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 05, 2019, 09:39:52 AM
I would invite Ariel Winter to a party


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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on July 05, 2019, 10:19:20 AM
I'm not a beer snob, but damn, that some shitty white beer.

Probably invite her later
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on July 05, 2019, 10:41:53 AM
SHITTY WHITE BEER


Yesterday my shittiest offering was shitty white Stroh’s light.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 05, 2019, 11:03:03 AM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on July 05, 2019, 11:30:23 AM
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the onions need to be chopped more. Almost minced. That size ratio is all wrong. Sorry for being critical but its expected from the number 2 chef here.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on July 05, 2019, 11:49:00 AM
Yes, but you'd have to consider the scraping affect upon the colon wall resulting in better stool formation from the larger onion chunks. A minced onion would degrade into a slurry, gumming up peristalsis whereas as chopped onion provides a kind of "broom" clearing the way for the next item whether it be another hot dog, potato salad, etc.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on July 05, 2019, 12:08:53 PM
I never thought about that, about how your feces is affected by the shape of your food.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on July 05, 2019, 12:12:43 PM
Holy shit my head hurts
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on July 05, 2019, 12:25:35 PM
Mrs. Sleestak could use some chopping lessons.   Still, we plan to stick it out.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on July 05, 2019, 02:56:52 PM
Holy shit my colon hurts

You're chopping your ingredients too finely.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 05, 2019, 04:06:57 PM
Chewing. It’s automatic if you slow up.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on July 05, 2019, 08:10:34 PM
I’m going to the bar
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 06, 2019, 12:21:55 AM
The hot dog contest bar? Do a Facebook live.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on July 06, 2019, 04:01:19 AM
That’s a nice spot yinz got there.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on July 06, 2019, 03:02:18 PM
Those grill marks look photoshopped.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on July 06, 2019, 03:19:14 PM
I thought the same. Did you notice the grill dials are turned up but the indicator lights are off? Big giveaway. No weeds in the garden, a lawn only explainable by newly installed Sod. It all looks just a little too perfect.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 06, 2019, 04:58:57 PM
Yep. Too near that wooden building = long ago burned down.

We’re looking at a staged cook out.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on July 06, 2019, 05:26:21 PM
I actually tore that building down today and am on my way to medexpress for a tetanus shot because I punctured the top of my foot with a rusty nail and it’s getting progressively harder to walk.   

#CONTROLLEDDEMOLITION
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on July 06, 2019, 07:20:32 PM
OW, that's heavy. I did that once. Did your boot fill up with blood?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on July 06, 2019, 08:39:06 PM


   ”Ow That’s Heavy!” is hilarious.

   Did you just come up with that?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on July 06, 2019, 08:49:18 PM
C'mon
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 06, 2019, 09:05:16 PM
Get a tetanus shot. That’s how the government gets a sample of our DNA. Tetanus hasn’t been seen since the late 1800’s.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 07, 2019, 08:25:47 AM
I feel like jimjom could eventually make something like this a few times per week.  Most of the ingredients are pantry staples or otherwise easy to keep on hand in the fridge after a moderate trip to a convenience store that carries a few produce items.   You can buy a knife, cutting board and can opener at any hardware store.


https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1020025-rice-and-beans-with-extras (https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1020025-rice-and-beans-with-extras)

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 07, 2019, 08:30:34 AM
And then stir fry’s for variety?  Easy to master basic cooking techniques that can be used over and over along with your rice and bean meals.

https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1020016-weeknight-fried-rice?action=click&module=RecirculationRibbon&pgType=recipedetails&rank=7 (https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1020016-weeknight-fried-rice?action=click&module=RecirculationRibbon&pgType=recipedetails&rank=7)

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on July 07, 2019, 08:33:59 AM
If he does those two things he might live.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 07, 2019, 08:37:11 AM
Mexican night. Asian night. Italian night. All three would make fine lunches the next day.


Then lastly pasta with vegetables. He can have the gas station hot dog meal once or twice per week while he adjusts.

I would not go crazy here - just use a bag of frozen Italian vegetables to make it easy to get started.

https://www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/pasta-with-fresh-vegetables/ (https://www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/pasta-with-fresh-vegetables/)

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Title: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on July 07, 2019, 09:46:53 AM
I’m actually a pretty good cook. I enjoy cooking. Sadly, I live alone and I work until 1 AM many nights so therefore hot dogs are what I reach for. The mods can tell you I’m a good cook. I love cooking! I have a nice knife set and even a cutting board. I made toast for Jom Jr. today.

EDIT thanks for making sure I don’t die though, I appreciate it.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 07, 2019, 11:05:38 AM
Hot dogs killed The King.

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 07, 2019, 11:08:33 AM

You can purchase some sort of food storage containers at the hardware store too, or just wash the containers your gross food comes in now. Then, on Sundays, which is today, you can prepare your three meals and put them in the freezer in individual meal sizes to heat up in the microwave during the week.



Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on July 07, 2019, 03:33:47 PM
Please take it to the nutritious food thread.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on July 09, 2019, 12:52:18 AM
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Veggie dogs with some kind of packaged American cheese stuff w/ store brand (Giant Eagle) plain kettle chips. Heated in toaster oven.

I wish I had more.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 09, 2019, 07:15:56 AM
An unanswerable cry for help. You should bring that whole plate uneaten to the police station.



Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: black on July 09, 2019, 06:21:41 PM
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Meanwhile in Albuquerque..
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on July 09, 2019, 06:43:14 PM
Goddamit.

I did NOT laugh at that.

NOPE.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 09, 2019, 08:34:36 PM
Did you laugh at that prison quality hot dog platter?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on July 09, 2019, 10:41:32 PM


   I agree with MJS

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: neighbor664 on July 09, 2019, 10:42:23 PM
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Veggie dogs with some kind of packaged American cheese stuff w/ store brand (Giant Eagle) plain kettle chips. Heated in toaster oven.

I wish I had more.


Are those raw? Are the buns toasted, or freezer burnt? It's hard to tell. Looks gross either way.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on July 09, 2019, 11:28:17 PM
Goddamit.

I did NOT laugh at that.

NOPE.
i laughed.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on July 11, 2019, 12:07:06 AM
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on July 11, 2019, 01:20:32 AM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 11, 2019, 08:36:53 AM
That reminds me of Baw2139’s inaugural post11

We better explain 11 to Baw2139. I’ll alert the welcome wagon.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 12, 2019, 07:57:15 AM
I bought an $8 pork shoulder from the International grocery. I want to compare it to the $30 ones from the farmers market I usually buy.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on July 12, 2019, 09:44:42 AM
you sure it's pork?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: neighbor664 on July 12, 2019, 10:32:54 AM
long pig
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on July 12, 2019, 11:52:02 AM


   Shitty White Meat

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 12, 2019, 12:05:04 PM
If it wasn’t pork it wouldn’t be only $8. On the smoker now.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on July 12, 2019, 01:02:40 PM
Probably injected with water.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 12, 2019, 01:24:42 PM
Hopefully water.

Simona went to a Philippines 7/11 and I want jimjom to see the full variety of prepared foods they sell and help him to dream dreams.  There is a hotdog.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on July 12, 2019, 01:29:15 PM
I could go for a hot dog right now, maybe one of those sriracha dogs baked into a pastry from 85 degrees

https://www.85cbakerycafe.com/menu/cheese-dog/
(I dunno why they're pretending it's ketchup)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on July 12, 2019, 02:40:26 PM


   Friend - o - Mine borrowed a 7ELEVEN Hot Dog Roller

   They make a goood Dog

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: L. Ron on July 12, 2019, 03:53:01 PM
Back in high school used to get super high, get 7 Eleven nachos then hang out at the chili and cheese dispensers and eat them there while loading each chip individually with chili and cheese.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: H. H. Word on July 12, 2019, 03:56:09 PM
long pig

I just learned this expression this week, travelling guitarist and songwriter Frank Hurricane used the expression in one of his tales of psychedelic Appalachian debauchery the other night.  It seemed like most of the audience was unfamiliar with the term.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on July 12, 2019, 04:00:21 PM


   Back in high school it was a thing to work at the Dairy Queen.
   The employees kids would connect a garbage bag onto the whipping cream gas nozzle - then stick their heads into the inflated trash balloon. 

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 12, 2019, 04:02:49 PM
That reminds me of Crom House 3 on Friday night after we get back from Howlers.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on July 12, 2019, 04:04:11 PM


   Friday?

   Did the weekends change again?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: L. Ron on July 12, 2019, 04:18:31 PM


   Back in high school it was a thing to work at the Dairy Queen.
   The employees kids would connect a garbage bag onto the whipping cream gas nozzle - then stick their heads into the inflated trash balloon.
Fun-sized whippets.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 13, 2019, 06:00:48 AM
The $8 pork shoulder was just fine. I bravely smoked it on the Weber kettle grill from 10-4 and then finished it in a slow cooker inside. Then shredded and fried up the end results, not bad.


I’ve eaten hotdogs twice recently but failed to report that here. My apologies.

Have you thought about getting some of these professional foil wrappers?

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Hide your shame
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on July 13, 2019, 03:54:33 PM
rustic selection of; sausage merguez and blueberry/duck, over medium, cranberry-walnut cinnamon toast w/maple syrup&butter
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on July 16, 2019, 02:34:52 AM
Maybe this belongs in the Festival Thread, I don't even know which way is up anymore.

Aug 9-11, Chicago Hot Dog Fest
https://www.chicagohistory.org/chicagohotdogfest (https://www.chicagohistory.org/chicagohotdogfest)

Doesn't look like they've heard the Good News about stoner rock yet. Shaft?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on July 16, 2019, 10:09:27 AM
Take it to the jam room.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on July 16, 2019, 01:07:24 PM
Hopefully water.

Simona went to a Philippines 7/11 and I want jimjom to see the full variety of prepared foods they sell and help him to dream dreams.  There is a hotdog.


I intend on watching this.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: L. Ron on July 16, 2019, 01:40:27 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on July 17, 2019, 01:38:18 AM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on July 17, 2019, 02:04:52 AM


   Nicely Done

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 17, 2019, 07:21:19 AM
Yeah, that’s the spirit.


How old are you? Did you speak with a physician yet? 
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on July 17, 2019, 03:59:28 PM
Spinach is fucking awesome. You can wilt down an entire bag of it and eat it in one sitting.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 17, 2019, 05:57:23 PM

Swiss Chard is a nice garden plant instead of spinach, which does its thing then bolts. Swiss Chard is roughly the same veg but you can eat the stems too and it sticks around until it snows.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on July 17, 2019, 06:38:15 PM
the word "chard" descends from the fourteenth-century French carde, from Latin carduus meaning artichoke thistle. Which is what it tastes like.

Whereas the refined silken texture of spinach (properly heated through) is chosen for the upper class table.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on July 17, 2019, 07:05:49 PM

Swiss Chard is a nice garden plant instead of spinach, which does its thing then bolts. Swiss Chard is roughly the same veg but you can eat the stems too and it sticks around until it snows.

Hell yeah. All of those greens are great. Kale, mustard greens, collard greens, and the leafy shit attached to beef as well.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 17, 2019, 07:13:35 PM

I got mustard that comes up as a weed every year and I harvest the tiny brown seeds. Got a full spice jar.

Though I dumped last years on the garage floor by mistake.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on July 18, 2019, 09:10:25 AM
Yeah, that’s the spirit.


How old are you? Did you speak with a physician yet?

I’m 42
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 18, 2019, 10:09:46 AM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on July 18, 2019, 04:08:44 PM
Found a beautiful hot sausage tucked in a cuddly blanket of greens. Sweet dreams!

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Hot Sausage and Collard Green Po' Boy

Crescent Pie and Sausage Company’s collard greens and homemade bread and butter pickles elevated the humble hot sausage from glorified hot dog to comfort foody dinner.


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on July 18, 2019, 07:15:24 PM
EUREKA!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on July 18, 2019, 10:53:35 PM
looks good af!!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on July 20, 2019, 02:03:16 AM
Any good hot dog stories this weekend? I’m drinking a Michelob Ultra with some kind of dragon fruit essence. Also had one of the only ever La Croixes of my life mixed with vodka and talked about Mammatus’ “Sparkling Waters.”

I’m going to try a hot dog place nearby tomorrow, the Brighton Hot Dog Shop and I’ll report back.

http://www.brightonhotdogshoppes.com/

They also have apparel
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on July 20, 2019, 02:11:48 AM
Oh and before I forget

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on July 20, 2019, 12:49:10 PM
I'm going to eat a fucking hot dog today, so help me god
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: neighbor664 on July 20, 2019, 01:09:25 PM
Al's Italian Beef/Nancy's Pizza is across from my hotel so last night I had a couple Chicago dogs and right now I'm eating my second Italian beef this week.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on July 20, 2019, 02:00:58 PM
you lucky *** man I'm jelly. I'd eat two a day+, easy. Their whole menu looks gorgeous.
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On their menu, Double Italian, if this is it
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on July 20, 2019, 04:23:53 PM


   Holy Fucking Jesus Fuck

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 20, 2019, 08:27:21 PM
You rang?

Neighbor664 has access to an Al’s (Chicago-based chain known for overstuffed Italian beef sandwiches & hot dogs in a bare-bones space) which is one of the places to go. I should go to the one over by work next week.  This Chicago stuff remains foreign to me but this sandwich is wonderful. They eat giardiniera here. 


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I made some Mexican style street corn, to fight the power. Genuine enough! Although I think that putting all that stuff on corn necessitates some inferior corn. The real fresh stuff is better with just butter and salt.

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on July 20, 2019, 08:27:49 PM
The beef/sausage combo will knock you out. It's just too much.

My order: Italian beef "dry" (**not dipped**) with hot giardinara.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on July 20, 2019, 08:31:22 PM
Oh daddy. I like Al and Nancy.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on July 21, 2019, 01:24:27 AM
I ate steak’s today not in tube form. Skated 4 games 3 solo splurged had a Bloody Mary at 8:15 then skated then another one and 4-5 beers. Back on at 11 tomorrow.

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on July 21, 2019, 02:39:54 PM
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Lunch
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 21, 2019, 03:14:13 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on July 21, 2019, 04:47:04 PM
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Lunch

He may need an intervention. Weiner with... ranch dressing? Chips AND Cheez-its?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 21, 2019, 05:00:24 PM
I feel like on Sundays he could roast a whole chicken and eat that with a salad, then have leftovers for a few days.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on July 21, 2019, 05:45:08 PM
You can buy a whole roasted chicken at a lot of markets now, for like $7. Healthy convenience foods are everywhere.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on July 21, 2019, 05:57:18 PM
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Lunch

That just screams halitosis. Obvious there are no worries of wearing a speedo at the pool party but please be sure to floss and brush before conversing in public.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 21, 2019, 06:14:17 PM
I wish I had some embarrassing children’s crackers and ghetto gas station chips to go with this pop up ARTHURS BBQ platter. Arthur III was there, the original Arthur would have been 109. 

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on July 22, 2019, 10:00:19 AM
mac and cheese as a barbecue side is Bullshit.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on July 22, 2019, 01:56:48 PM
It was a quick and nutritious lunch on the go, I have a fast lifestyle. It’s a turkey sausage. Needed to replenish salt hence chips and cheeseits. It’s practically keto. The ranch provided dairy to the meal.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 22, 2019, 02:22:51 PM
No
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on July 22, 2019, 03:18:12 PM
We all saw that can of Coca Cola next to the bbq, for shame.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on July 22, 2019, 04:46:49 PM
It’s practically keto. The ranch provided dairy to the meal.

ROLF
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 24, 2019, 09:19:00 AM
Alert

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on July 24, 2019, 05:37:41 PM
Ever had Picnic Sex?


Me neither.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on July 24, 2019, 07:09:16 PM
Take a lady to a nice spot and serve her nice food and wine ... how could sex possibly fail to occur?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 24, 2019, 08:01:26 PM
7-11 is here to answer that question


 
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on July 24, 2019, 09:28:28 PM
They gotta a dumpster out back to do it on? Nachos.

/picnic
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on July 25, 2019, 12:16:37 AM
Dear jimjom:

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on July 25, 2019, 12:31:40 AM
Dear jimjom:

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To prove to all yinz Dr. Oz types that I DO eat healthy foods:

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could probably cook it like I did) couscous, green beans (string). That was last night, tonight’s dinner follows.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on July 25, 2019, 12:49:57 AM
salmon with a side of hotdogs. i can dig it.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on July 25, 2019, 01:51:27 AM
They’re different nights and one is a counter and one is a table
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 25, 2019, 07:11:08 AM
That’s the spirit


We have a pool going to see which Pittsburgh character dies first.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on July 25, 2019, 09:34:24 AM
Thuringer weinerberger. Those are hot peppers onions kraut mustard. Tater salad and some of those pickles I just made.

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on July 25, 2019, 10:09:01 AM
Are you using the wrong size bun on purpose for effect?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on July 25, 2019, 10:23:54 AM
It’s what I had on hand. It’s a burger bun.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on July 25, 2019, 10:31:08 AM


   It’s National Chili Dog Day - and you post that nonsense?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on July 25, 2019, 10:38:47 AM
how did the hot dogs and rice pair with the merlot?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on July 25, 2019, 10:49:59 AM
Nobody drinks merlot anymore.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on July 25, 2019, 10:58:15 AM
It’s what I had on hand. It’s a burger bun.
clearly.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on July 25, 2019, 11:02:41 AM


   I imagine Bolt enjoys handling wieners with chop sticks.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on July 25, 2019, 11:18:37 AM
If bolt was hanging with cwook it would be tweezers not chop sticks.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on July 25, 2019, 11:52:03 AM
WHAT11? ? ? ?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on July 25, 2019, 12:07:13 PM
I had a burger with chili on it yesterday. Does that count?

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on July 25, 2019, 12:07:51 PM


   Only if you used Chop Sticks

 
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on July 25, 2019, 12:17:55 PM
I had a burger with chili on it yesterday. Does that count?


Only if it was with chilE.

Green, preferably.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on July 25, 2019, 12:30:42 PM


   Chicago Style Green Chile

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on July 25, 2019, 12:31:27 PM


   ....with freedom fries stuffed in it.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on July 25, 2019, 01:23:52 PM
Deep dish chili pie.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on July 25, 2019, 01:25:35 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on July 25, 2019, 01:31:21 PM
Spinach, Rice-a-Roni, & Kielbasa?  :o
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on July 25, 2019, 01:35:34 PM


   Chop Sticks should be mandatory at the Hummus Restaurant

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on July 25, 2019, 01:54:10 PM
The hummus and grape leave wraps in this are merely serviceable, but the bulgur and lentils are real good.

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on July 25, 2019, 06:28:14 PM
Can we please try to keep this thread on topic....

Potato salad with chopsticks? What on earth?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on July 25, 2019, 06:33:07 PM
😁
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on July 25, 2019, 06:47:34 PM
Nobody drinks merlot anymore.

I do  :(
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on July 25, 2019, 07:50:33 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on July 25, 2019, 10:48:29 PM
I had a burger with chili on it yesterday. Does that count?

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am i the only one to notice the cheese is ON the chili and mustard instead of on the burger itself. who the fuck does that?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on July 25, 2019, 10:51:40 PM


   Welcome to Our World

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on July 25, 2019, 11:26:10 PM
it looks very FatteninG
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on July 25, 2019, 11:30:59 PM


   Very clever with the text.
   Colour me Impressed.

   This is the kind of stuff we need more of around here.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on July 26, 2019, 12:42:44 AM
it was truly amazing.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on July 26, 2019, 12:46:29 AM
Spinach, Rice-a-Roni, & Kielbasa?  :o
Yes sir or as I call it the meal of kings
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on July 26, 2019, 01:10:46 AM
cant argue with that.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on July 26, 2019, 03:38:58 AM
Why ruin a good hamburger with chili (unless it's not really a good hamburger to begin with).
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on July 26, 2019, 10:14:10 AM
What if the chili and the hamburger are both good?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on July 26, 2019, 10:16:52 AM


   What if the chili and the hamburger are both bad?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on July 26, 2019, 10:33:02 AM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on July 26, 2019, 11:13:41 AM
This place is owned by a restaurant group of sorts but pretty manned by a couple. They have some of the best restaurants in town and DO NOT skimp on quality stuff. That being said. It’s newly opened and not quite hitting all cylinders. Mine was a bit cool whereas my wife’s was piping hot but they were only $7. Not gonna be a return trip for me. I will gladly pay $15+ for a Grain and Gristle burger or the one at Lardo for $14 or the burger at Le Pigeon for $17. Them shits is on another level.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on July 26, 2019, 10:24:17 PM
Anyone have any hot dog prospects this weekend? Give em up! I have here a meatball hoagie slice, like dendochronology.

Not a hot dog but the food thread is gone yinz

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on July 26, 2019, 10:37:43 PM
Did you see my post about the Hot Dog Festival in Chicago, in August?

(probably not worth traveling for)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on July 26, 2019, 11:05:35 PM


   Chicago in August?

   No thanks.



Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on July 26, 2019, 11:43:30 PM
"A celebration of encased meat"         

- The Chicago Reader


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on July 27, 2019, 05:22:14 AM


   Chicago in August?

   No thanks.

Your welcome.

AKA “Chicaugust”
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on July 30, 2019, 03:34:46 AM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on July 30, 2019, 10:04:25 AM
You were so close to having a wiener wrap. Just hollow out the center and cram them dogs through.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 30, 2019, 10:08:38 AM
TWSS
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 30, 2019, 02:35:46 PM
Also, Experiment dehydrate and rehydrate a hotdog

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on July 30, 2019, 02:47:48 PM
Choosing split-top.  A pro move.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on July 30, 2019, 08:25:49 PM


   No No No

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on July 30, 2019, 10:39:28 PM
Fuck split-top buns.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on July 31, 2019, 07:29:37 AM
Stop eating buns
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on July 31, 2019, 09:00:47 PM


   That's What She Said

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on August 01, 2019, 03:21:17 AM
Unfortunately
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on August 02, 2019, 09:15:06 PM



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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on August 04, 2019, 03:38:16 PM



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I would try that. I have some big stuff in development that I am devising/workshopping for hot dogs. Stay tuned. Buckle up. The fasten your seatbelts sign is ON. Make sure to tip the cabin crew.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on August 04, 2019, 04:46:33 PM
Can we have hotdogs at DOC3?

Can we sell them for money?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on August 04, 2019, 05:46:09 PM
Can we have hotdogs at DOC3?

Can we sell them for money?

Cattivo is known for their hoagies
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on August 04, 2019, 05:59:18 PM


   So I have Heard.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on August 06, 2019, 10:00:25 PM
Don’t trust a Pittsburgher and his sandwich


I made some toppings

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on August 07, 2019, 08:24:42 PM
I made a delicious chicken parmigiana etc.  I had olive bread left which seemed to be the only use for it.  That is the new tomato sauce from last weekend.

I forgot to make a salad but we had a big one yesterday.  No wine. 


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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on August 07, 2019, 08:35:51 PM
Not Hot Dog and Sausage related
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on August 07, 2019, 08:52:54 PM


   That's What She Said

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on August 07, 2019, 09:03:30 PM
That is the new tomato sauce from last weekend.


How could the tomato sauce from last weekend be new?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on August 07, 2019, 11:20:04 PM
I made a delicious chicken parmigiana etc.  I had olive bread left which seemed to be the only use for it.  That is the new tomato sauce from last weekend.

I forgot to make a salad but we had a big one yesterday.  No wine. 


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all wrong. the pasta looks over cooked and the chicken needs to be pounded out thin. dont get me started on the sauce.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on August 08, 2019, 12:03:32 AM
The crack in that plate is harboring bacteria. With a Hot Dog, no plate necessary.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on August 08, 2019, 06:47:56 AM
I’m going to murder everybody soon
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on August 11, 2019, 12:19:29 AM



   


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on August 13, 2019, 12:12:03 AM



   

Was a fucking awesome show

Here’s a platter that would likely cost $14 in a restaurant

Snausages, toasty buns, cheese, pickles, turkey bacon (all I had), mustard (classic), tots with sriracha! Would coat $14 at a dog restaurant it’s the bacon double platter with cheese (cheese is an up charge.

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Simply irresistible
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on August 13, 2019, 12:47:19 AM
I think they eat better than that in jail. I’d still eat it but for like $8... and it better come with a fountain drink. Free refills.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on August 13, 2019, 12:49:15 AM
Now the potsticker/wing/pizza roll platter you served me on Saturday night was worth like $20, easily. I was drunk as fuck and high, tho.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on August 13, 2019, 01:00:45 AM
$14 in a nightmare world.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on August 13, 2019, 07:14:02 AM
Plus early death. Don’t forget about the dying part.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on August 13, 2019, 08:27:07 AM


   $14 ?

   Jom has lost his mind.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on August 13, 2019, 08:56:54 AM
Vegas pricing.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on August 13, 2019, 09:26:11 AM
Hardly



This week is everybody’s birthday week

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on August 13, 2019, 09:36:24 AM
Hardly


Happy Birthday Juan11
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on August 13, 2019, 10:23:01 AM
Make yourself useful, for once



17 Ways the World Eats Sausage for Dinner

https://www.saveur.com/gallery/17-ways-the-world-eats-sausage-for-dinner/ (https://www.saveur.com/gallery/17-ways-the-world-eats-sausage-for-dinner/)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on August 13, 2019, 02:38:21 PM
I just ate 2 chilidogs with the works.  :)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on August 13, 2019, 03:14:45 PM
Happy Birthday!!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on August 30, 2019, 10:26:37 AM
Bump. Sorry. this is as much as we could get back.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on August 30, 2019, 10:58:46 AM
Thank god you saved my raw hotdog to the tits story!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on August 30, 2019, 11:22:46 AM
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From Nathan’s at PLV
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on August 30, 2019, 11:23:36 AM
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Oh yeah, ate hot dogs twice in Vegas.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on August 30, 2019, 11:28:07 AM
Is jom ok?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on August 30, 2019, 11:33:44 AM


   Vegas?
   When did that happen?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on August 30, 2019, 11:35:18 AM
hot dogs and starbuck's?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on August 30, 2019, 11:38:29 AM


   Apparently


   Sick in the Head

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on August 30, 2019, 12:37:52 PM
The blue man heads somewhat mess up the photo. Always police your background.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on August 30, 2019, 12:48:48 PM
The hot dog on the right is pretty excited about it.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on August 30, 2019, 12:52:42 PM


   I'm just glad that the one true Hot Dog and Snausage thread is back.



   Now....what can we do aboot that Prizza thread?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: L. Ron on August 30, 2019, 12:54:37 PM
Send it on a rocket ship to the sun  and delete the account of anyone who tries to start another one.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on August 30, 2019, 01:42:21 PM
Yay for the Socket's!

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on August 30, 2019, 01:43:47 PM
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From Nathan’s at PLV


Now I see why you guys would go all the way to Vegas for those. Choice material.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on August 30, 2019, 07:45:19 PM
So what’s new, fuckers?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on August 30, 2019, 07:47:17 PM
jom came back!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on August 30, 2019, 07:49:23 PM
We started a new thread. Check it out.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on August 31, 2019, 04:08:24 PM



   https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna765126


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: L. Ron on August 31, 2019, 04:18:30 PM
Make with the Labor Day stats pronto or GTFO.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on August 31, 2019, 08:18:41 PM
Yeah, stats stat.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on August 31, 2019, 08:27:20 PM
Stat Pronto and Pronto Stat is my porn name
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on August 31, 2019, 09:08:39 PM
You go both ways?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on August 31, 2019, 11:05:56 PM
Where ever he’s needed. Shaft is there.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: neighbor664 on August 31, 2019, 11:52:05 PM
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Boerewors sausage from my South African roommate. Tasty!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on September 01, 2019, 02:05:20 AM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on September 01, 2019, 06:13:56 AM
The most Pittsburgh Sandwich ever

It’s not going anywhere™?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: lftwng4 on September 01, 2019, 10:14:14 AM
Bread should be toasted.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on September 01, 2019, 10:41:27 AM
Primanti bros. I might make the drive just to get one. Looks delish.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on September 01, 2019, 10:46:47 AM
No it doesn’t.

That sandwich is riddled with mistakes. It’s a paradox of a sandwich, understood only by the criminally insane and federal law enforcement.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on September 01, 2019, 10:49:28 AM


   Terrible

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on September 01, 2019, 10:52:37 AM
No it doesn’t.

That sandwich is riddled with mistakes. It’s a paradox of a sandwich, understood only by the criminally insane and federal law enforcement.
this coming from the guy that cant cook pasta properly.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on September 01, 2019, 12:00:24 PM
Somebody saw a horrific car accident and said “I just got an idea for a sandwich”
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on September 01, 2019, 12:07:57 PM
It’s ok if you guys don’t understand it.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on September 01, 2019, 12:23:03 PM


   Understandwich

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on September 01, 2019, 12:48:42 PM
It’s ok if you guys don’t understand it.
dont lump me in with the other morons. I understand it.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on September 01, 2019, 01:13:51 PM


   Understandwich

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on September 01, 2019, 01:33:40 PM
I wonder why none of the nationally known chefs have been unable to fix this. It’s just not right.


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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on September 01, 2019, 02:49:02 PM
They stabbed it, to send a message to the other sandwiches.

(I don’t know what that means, either.)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: khoomeizhi on September 01, 2019, 02:53:31 PM
is there actually sausage in that poor pale sandwich, or are we just fucking around here?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on September 01, 2019, 02:54:30 PM
I've never had an Understandwich. I'm old and just don't get the whole fries in a bun thing! I'll have to try it somedayprobablynever. Nice to see a piled-high* sandwich like that though. East coast!

*that 4" thick bread threw me. Still looks cool though.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on September 01, 2019, 03:20:38 PM
is there actually sausage in that poor pale sandwich, or are we just fucking around here?

I looked at the menu. You can put any meat you want on it including their Italian sausage but you CANNOT omit the fries on the sandwich.

The bread just looks cheap to me but what do I know I didn’t eat it.
Title: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on September 01, 2019, 03:50:24 PM
The bread is actually awesome.

They used to be really strict about customizations and kind of still are at the original location. They’ll let you get whatever on the side if you ask nice enough but don’t eat there if you want to do that. Mine was turkey. No sausage, I just like this thread. I also doused it with hot sauce and a little salt and pepper before mashing it down and cutting it in half.

It’s a stupid misunderstoodwich but somehow it works.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on September 01, 2019, 04:21:29 PM
Well in that case. This was meh but on the cheap side. Came with a beer. $10

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on September 01, 2019, 05:14:34 PM
Looks pretty good. Not meh in my eyes.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on September 01, 2019, 05:18:52 PM
Extra big bun :(
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on September 01, 2019, 05:27:00 PM
If that was a Pittsburgh Understandwich™ it would be on Wonder Bread™



These are turkey sandwiches

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I dunno what this is supposed to be - a precursor to an attack from Al Queda?

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on September 01, 2019, 05:50:19 PM
Is that fig compote (whats compote) or spread?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on September 01, 2019, 06:07:56 PM
Folks are always tryna put cranberries on turkey sandwiches. Pffft
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on September 01, 2019, 06:35:17 PM
That turkey sandwich looks dry and terrible and then ruined with some kind of berries. That dad turkey sandwich can fuck off.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on September 01, 2019, 10:51:15 PM


   Maybe you just don’t understandwich.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on September 01, 2019, 11:32:18 PM
Don’t get me started on pork chops and stone fruit. Fuggettiboutit! 
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on September 02, 2019, 12:09:36 AM



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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on September 03, 2019, 02:45:04 PM
 Update: you are going to go blind first, then die

https://gizmodo.com/a-boys-extreme-picky-eating-left-him-with-permanent-bli-1837839609 (https://gizmodo.com/a-boys-extreme-picky-eating-left-him-with-permanent-bli-1837839609)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Plywood on September 03, 2019, 10:05:36 PM
Dammit! I masturbate and eat poorly. Fuck
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on September 03, 2019, 11:06:54 PM
Dammit! I masturbate and eat poorly. Fuck
dead man and going to hell. sinner.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on September 07, 2019, 09:48:28 PM
Got these yesterday in Columbus (here for a hockey tournament) chili dog and some bullshit (good) cheese with crushed chips. The chili dog wasn’t good. Casing was disgusting and chewy and the chili had no fucking flavor. The other one was great.

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Doug (no, not Gilmore) got these - something called a CBJ (cheddar, bacon, jalapeños or Columbus Blue Jackets) and something with weird corn shit on it:

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on September 07, 2019, 09:52:17 PM


   Baloney Sausage

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on September 08, 2019, 07:32:56 AM
Things are really heating up again in the old new hot dog thread.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: lftwng4 on September 08, 2019, 08:04:06 PM
Got these yesterday in Columbus (here for a hockey tournament) chili dog and some bullshit (good) cheese with crushed chips. The chili dog wasn’t good. Casing was disgusting and chewy and the chili had no fucking flavor. The other one was great.

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Doug (no, not Gilmore) got these - something called a CBJ (cheddar, bacon, jalapeños or Columbus Blue Jackets) and something with weird corn shit on it:

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Did you get those at Dirty Franks?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on September 08, 2019, 08:14:18 PM
parden but look what dirty frank did to this one!

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on September 08, 2019, 08:31:44 PM



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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on September 08, 2019, 08:52:46 PM
Was he arrested later that night? 


Columbus Ohio?  The people there seem like they really want you to like Columbus Ohio and talk it up.


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on September 08, 2019, 11:43:47 PM
Yep was at Dirty Franks. Columbus is pretty cool.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on September 08, 2019, 11:48:54 PM
I wonder if their mayor dunks.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on September 11, 2019, 07:34:53 PM
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Buffalo chicken dip on a hot dog bun with pasta salad & pork rinds and chips!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on September 11, 2019, 07:56:22 PM
All the food groups are represented. Meat group, vegetable group, bun group, hot sauce group.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on September 11, 2019, 08:11:05 PM


   Pork Rinds are Garbage

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on September 11, 2019, 08:16:14 PM


   Pork Rinds are Garbage

 I really enjoy them and could eat a whole bag in one sitting.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on September 11, 2019, 09:06:01 PM
I've never had them but how about a nice bag-o-cracklin's?

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on September 11, 2019, 09:15:40 PM


   Shhhhh....I'm trying to watch MOUNTAIN MONSTERS

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on September 11, 2019, 09:29:50 PM
My chicharrones are to die for. Just sayin.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on September 11, 2019, 11:02:33 PM
i have no doubt. probably best in class.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on September 12, 2019, 04:21:21 PM
My chicharrones are to die for. Just sayin.

I need to get a bag. I can’t squelch my hunger for rinds.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on September 13, 2019, 09:50:09 AM
Anybody with any good hot dog prospects or ideas for the weekend? Tailgating or grilling and chilling? Maybe with a couple White Claws?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: lftwng4 on September 13, 2019, 10:07:23 AM
Got season tickets for the UT Rockets, first home game is tomorrow.  We get a free food voucher with the tickets, so I usually get a sausage type thing.  No White Claw(because I'm a grown-up) but I will probably wash it down with a couple of Yuengling tallboys.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on September 13, 2019, 10:38:47 AM
Claw is law.















And gay.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: dnice on September 13, 2019, 10:48:21 AM
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on September 13, 2019, 02:55:41 PM
16 year old me could often be found chugging a 2 liter of one of these

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on September 13, 2019, 05:03:53 PM
I don’t remember ever seeing those in California, heh. I did like those Bartles & James fellas fizzy girl pops though.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on September 13, 2019, 05:14:22 PM
No-eyed deer.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on September 14, 2019, 05:39:35 AM
I actually like White Claw and Truly or whatever brand. I typically drink real man beer but, you know, fuck you! That alcoholic seltzer is fucking delicious and refreshing!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on September 14, 2019, 06:13:28 AM
Just No

Get an Old Fashioned instead, like a real man.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on September 14, 2019, 07:35:00 AM
Also, Dudein is back on a trial basis. Shape up....wait, I mean

Focus

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on September 14, 2019, 12:18:35 PM
Where’s he at, Scotland’?  Hey, yo, dudebro, y’all got the claw in the highlands?

I’ve not yet seen a white claw. I live in a cave.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on September 14, 2019, 12:27:49 PM


   I sawr a pallet of it at my local grocer yesterday.
   It never would have even registered had You People not mentioned it.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on September 14, 2019, 12:29:39 PM

It’s like Zima, ain’t it?



Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on September 14, 2019, 12:31:03 PM
Zika is my one pants shitting story.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on September 14, 2019, 10:55:53 PM
wtf is zika?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on September 14, 2019, 11:47:57 PM
Trauma typing
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on September 14, 2019, 11:55:45 PM
Zika is that virus which causes birth defects in unborn babies, and also a refreshing carbonated drink with an alcoholic kick!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on September 14, 2019, 11:58:50 PM
zema zika its all the same..
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on September 15, 2019, 12:09:34 AM

Speaking of viruses - let’s get back to the hot dogs. 

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on September 16, 2019, 06:11:59 PM
Where’s he at, Scotland’?  Hey, yo, dudebro, y’all got the claw in the highlands?

I’ve not yet seen a white claw. I live in a cave.

They’re absolutely delicious.

I had 3 hot dogs for lunch on Saturday but forgot to take a picture. Just take my word for it. They were definitely delicious.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on September 16, 2019, 06:29:19 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on September 16, 2019, 07:18:03 PM


   Mayo - Dog ?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on September 16, 2019, 07:20:41 PM
Are you running away from home?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on September 16, 2019, 07:20:56 PM
Cheeseburger Dog from 7-11. I think they were formerly know as the “Big Ugly.”
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on September 16, 2019, 07:27:00 PM
O man, don’t eat that
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on September 16, 2019, 07:49:18 PM


   I agree with Shaft - what the fuck is wrong with you guys?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on September 16, 2019, 07:58:40 PM
That came from a factory.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on September 16, 2019, 08:01:29 PM


   Factory Farmed CheeseBurger Dog

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on September 16, 2019, 08:20:57 PM
It was quite delish. I do feel sick now, however.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: CanookieWookie on September 16, 2019, 08:43:53 PM
The only time you eat a hot dog is when you're at a sporting event. 
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on September 16, 2019, 09:01:12 PM


   The Canadian speaks the Truth

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on September 16, 2019, 09:25:26 PM
A meal fit for kings

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on September 16, 2019, 09:50:43 PM
Lots of venn overlap between americana and british royalty it seems, from incest to hot dogs to, uh, protestantism.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on September 16, 2019, 10:21:40 PM
Lots of venn overlap between americana and british royalty it seems, from incest to hot dogs to, uh, protestantism.

I might nail a hot dog to the door of a church
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on September 17, 2019, 12:11:49 AM
Protestantistism
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on September 17, 2019, 12:21:37 AM
Lots of venn overlap between americana and british royalty it seems, from incest to hot dogs to, uh, protestantism.

I might nail a hot dog to the door of a church
most black metal utterance ever.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on September 17, 2019, 12:22:39 AM
Weird Al Cure version.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on September 17, 2019, 06:13:36 AM
most Lutheran utterance ever.


The Kalpudding was amazing.  I shall be making this a lot. I just cut up the cabbage and browned it up in the oven for an hour or so first.   I had lingonberry jelly on hand because I’m a Lutheran.

https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1018628-kalpudding-meatloaf-with-caramelized-cabbage?action=click&module=RecipeBox&pgType=recipebox-page&region=recently-viewed&rank=0 (https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1018628-kalpudding-meatloaf-with-caramelized-cabbage?action=click&module=RecipeBox&pgType=recipebox-page&region=recently-viewed&rank=0)

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on September 17, 2019, 06:15:53 AM
Take it to the nerdy dad thread
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on September 17, 2019, 11:38:59 AM
most Lutheran utterance ever.


The Kalpudding was amazing.  I shall be making this a lot. I just cut up the cabbage and browned it up in the oven for an hour or so first.   I had lingonberry jelly on hand because I’m a Lutheran.

https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1018628-kalpudding-meatloaf-with-caramelized-cabbage?action=click&module=RecipeBox&pgType=recipebox-page&region=recently-viewed&rank=0 (https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1018628-kalpudding-meatloaf-with-caramelized-cabbage?action=click&module=RecipeBox&pgType=recipebox-page&region=recently-viewed&rank=0)

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This is a picture from a news site, how did yours look?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on September 17, 2019, 11:58:26 AM
Ground beef or mincemeat?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on September 17, 2019, 11:12:43 PM
Duo of Merguez Lamb Sausage on sauteed sweet onion & mint, crumbled Jamaican-jerk cheese, topped with yogurt & peri-peri hot sauce.
Garnished with hand-slapped fresh mint and served with chilled fresh buttermilk.


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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on September 17, 2019, 11:30:03 PM
Is this a goddamm mutiny?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on September 17, 2019, 11:38:24 PM
brings a tear to my eye.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on September 17, 2019, 11:40:05 PM


   Nice!

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on September 19, 2019, 09:51:04 AM
EXCUSE THE CROSS POSTING

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on September 19, 2019, 10:01:18 AM
4 for $6.66

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on September 19, 2019, 10:13:40 AM
   

   $13.32

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on September 19, 2019, 12:23:05 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on September 19, 2019, 07:48:49 PM
Apparently Shaft is a Grade A moron.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on September 19, 2019, 07:55:01 PM
For $6.66 you would indeed get 4 dogs. And two Dews.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on September 19, 2019, 08:01:44 PM
If those were eagle heads, I'd do it.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on September 19, 2019, 11:03:16 PM
id do it if they were budweisers.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on September 20, 2019, 07:15:36 AM
We would all stand around and chant ‘chug’
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on October 02, 2019, 04:37:07 PM
one giant franked halved, cast iron grilled w/kraut.  :D

(daves thin-sliced bread to cut back on calories)

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on October 02, 2019, 10:47:00 PM
beautiful. award winning potential.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on October 02, 2019, 10:47:26 PM


   Nope

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on October 02, 2019, 10:49:41 PM


   Nope
you need to be a little more open minded.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on October 02, 2019, 10:54:02 PM
He meant to say “No, thank you”
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on October 02, 2019, 11:12:32 PM
11'd
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on October 03, 2019, 04:42:59 AM
Oh lord gross
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on October 03, 2019, 05:05:24 AM
Wrong. Enjoy your bowl of cauliflower.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on October 03, 2019, 01:53:07 PM
Hot Dog and Colour Haze setting up

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on October 03, 2019, 02:45:41 PM
They clearly shorted you on the bun.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on October 03, 2019, 03:43:10 PM


   Nice Wiener

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: L. Ron on October 03, 2019, 03:48:34 PM
That's what bolt said.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on October 03, 2019, 09:54:52 PM
Who?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Plywood on October 03, 2019, 10:36:01 PM
I wake up this morning with the greatest idea... a t-shirt with the phrase: Got Me a Hot Dog Shirt

And under that, cartoonish like image of said hot dog.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on October 03, 2019, 10:52:33 PM
Nice, we can all retire
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Plywood on October 03, 2019, 10:58:29 PM
I will donate all proceeds to SRL.COM, I will.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on October 03, 2019, 11:03:19 PM
maybe the hotdog pic can be a rendering of one of jimjoms creations.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on October 04, 2019, 02:02:31 AM
Just in time for Halloween
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on October 04, 2019, 08:49:06 AM
maybe the hotdog pic can be a rendering of one of jimjoms creations.

YOU RANG???

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Hot dogs with tartar and hot dog caprese
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MelbaPlace on October 05, 2019, 02:20:17 AM
You had me at the white cheddar cheez itz.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on October 05, 2019, 02:34:29 AM
Oh Lordy
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on October 05, 2019, 08:51:31 AM
Exquisite foam plating
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on October 07, 2019, 09:33:35 AM
I took a picture of the really long line at the hotdog stand in the Frankfurt airport yesterday but it didn’t turn out.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on October 07, 2019, 10:08:59 AM
We’re all Frankfurters now.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: lftwng4 on October 07, 2019, 10:11:07 AM
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A couple of free dogs courtesy of the Toledo Rocket Alumni prior to the game Saturday.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on October 07, 2019, 10:13:41 AM
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A couple of free dogs courtesy of the Toledo Rocket Alumni prior to the game Saturday.

Excellent char.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on October 07, 2019, 10:31:47 AM
This last weekend was hotdog and sausage paradise, they were for sale everywhere in Basel.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on October 07, 2019, 10:37:32 AM
you didn't bring us back any?


lame.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on October 07, 2019, 05:24:37 PM
Thanks for nothing.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on October 07, 2019, 06:26:12 PM
Pittsburgh pocket hotdogs
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on October 07, 2019, 07:34:57 PM
Pittsburgh pocket hotdogs

Is that code for something?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on October 13, 2019, 03:59:29 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on October 13, 2019, 04:51:45 PM
I’m a fan of the hotdogtapus myself

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on October 13, 2019, 06:01:29 PM



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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on October 13, 2019, 06:11:47 PM
Jim hid Dwight’s spaghetti o’s in aspic again.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on October 13, 2019, 09:10:30 PM
This is the worst page of this website to date. The worst.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on October 13, 2019, 09:17:34 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on October 13, 2019, 09:25:02 PM


   Aaah, Dessert - Chilled Monkey Brains

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on October 13, 2019, 09:27:28 PM
C'mon
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on October 13, 2019, 10:11:05 PM



   http://craves.everybodyshops.com/truly-horrible-vintage-hot-dog-ads-and-recipes/


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on October 13, 2019, 11:44:10 PM
Great. Now I need to try some hot dog pancakes.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on October 14, 2019, 11:32:47 AM
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Okay, I am intrigued. I want to eat this, maybe not with regular hotdogs though.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on October 14, 2019, 12:12:05 PM
Rice sticks and sai ua.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on October 14, 2019, 01:07:55 PM
Oh, fuck off.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on October 14, 2019, 01:17:49 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on October 14, 2019, 01:28:20 PM
That's like me, after a rough weekend.



(Ok I'm not sure what that means either.)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on October 14, 2019, 03:12:34 PM
Oh, fuck off.

Just for that, I’m gonna make it. And post it here.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on October 14, 2019, 05:22:07 PM
You probably cannot boil sai ou. I would use one of those big German smoked sausages.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on October 14, 2019, 05:35:14 PM
You gotta try hasselbacking a kielbasa under the broiler
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on October 14, 2019, 06:11:35 PM
That's like me, after a rough weekend.



(Ok I'm not sure what that means either.)

In your case I think it would be fun to know how the sausage is made. What kind of partying and whatnot goes into it.  ;D
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on October 14, 2019, 06:11:53 PM
hacksawing a keilbasa? wtf
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on October 14, 2019, 07:47:40 PM
You probably cannot boil sai ou. I would use one of those big German smoked sausages.

Who said anything about boiling?  I got an idea.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on October 14, 2019, 10:35:21 PM
You gotta try hasselbacking a kielbasa under the broiler
is that that gay shit you like to do when no one is looking?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on October 15, 2019, 12:57:57 AM
I hate you all.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on October 15, 2019, 05:16:17 AM
No, I do
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on October 15, 2019, 10:04:56 AM
I hate you all.
Here’s yer 10 bucks back. Shut it.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on October 16, 2019, 06:38:26 AM
No, you shut up

Hot dogs!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on October 16, 2019, 03:04:18 PM
Everybody relax, maybe go for a drive.

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on October 16, 2019, 06:17:26 PM
Carnival Bowl w/Gorgonzola Surprise

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on October 16, 2019, 06:52:00 PM
Frick the heck. What is that?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on October 16, 2019, 07:18:41 PM
Medley of frozen vegetables (horrible) stirred in Better The Bouillon chicken base 
Golden potatoes coarse mashed with grass fed butter seasoned and topped with plain yogurt and Matouk's Calypso Sauce (yum)
Undercooked All Beef Frank sizzling cast iron mistake (horrible) w/organic yellow slop
Costello Gorgonzola (featured highlight)

$2.39

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on October 16, 2019, 07:35:22 PM
We have answers
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on October 16, 2019, 09:34:48 PM
Not sure if I'd rather eat that garbage plate or one of Jom's $15 masterpieces.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on October 16, 2019, 10:26:58 PM
Both. You would eat both.


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on October 16, 2019, 10:28:42 PM


   L O L

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on October 16, 2019, 10:39:49 PM
Not sure if I'd rather eat that garbage plate or one of Jom's $15 masterpieces.
nothing against joms creations but you need a plate if you never had one.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on October 17, 2019, 06:18:13 AM
Jesus
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on October 17, 2019, 11:47:34 AM
I feel like my chance of being the last man standing are up near 80-90%, based on your bad diets.

Also,

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Post by: Muffin Man on October 17, 2019, 11:59:23 AM
President Jimmy Carter turned 95 Oct 1
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on October 17, 2019, 03:29:50 PM
^Well, HOT DOG, Jimmeh!!^
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on October 17, 2019, 05:39:37 PM
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Did you tell him the Good News about stoner rock?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on October 17, 2019, 05:42:08 PM
Some of these food mashups leave me scratching my head.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on October 19, 2019, 09:37:18 AM
Sunchokes are in season, if you have a farmers markets in your post industrial town. They will save your biome from the dangerous effects of only eating this bad food.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on October 19, 2019, 01:43:48 PM
Fartichokes
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on October 19, 2019, 03:21:18 PM
Here we have the elusive hippo rolling up the beach to look for hot dogs and a nap after a midday gorging of artichokes


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on October 24, 2019, 03:10:00 AM
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Post by: peoplething on October 24, 2019, 06:28:12 AM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on October 24, 2019, 10:31:36 AM
The bun is on the inside
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on October 24, 2019, 09:47:29 PM
The bun is on the inside

When you say that are you whispering into your collar?

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on October 24, 2019, 09:48:45 PM


   I don't care for that illustration.

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Post by: RacerX on October 24, 2019, 09:52:35 PM
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Post by: socket on October 24, 2019, 11:47:29 PM

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on October 25, 2019, 12:08:13 AM


   I don't care for that illustration.
i feel the same way. that illustration sucks.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on October 25, 2019, 07:38:41 AM
Now Reinfeld is dead. Nice job.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on October 25, 2019, 05:05:40 PM
You clowns are gonna drive me to drink

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on October 25, 2019, 05:22:16 PM
Bloody Sausage Mary?  ???
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on October 25, 2019, 05:31:45 PM
Ah, clever^

Quite a number of Halloween theme bloody mary's

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on October 26, 2019, 05:07:22 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on October 26, 2019, 07:48:01 PM


Halloween food is never appetizing anyway but I think holiday themed food gets carried away with the all damn food coloring.

A gross cookie that’s shaped like a pumpkin.


Speaking of hotdogs -  I went to the Mexican grocery store on my way home from the airport and got three big bags of weird Mexican candy.   Otherwise kids candy is so boring. 


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on October 26, 2019, 08:50:06 PM
Perfect opportunity to pass out an informative brochure and mix CD telling the kids the Good News about stoner rock!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on October 26, 2019, 09:17:35 PM
Might have to hand these out this year

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Pissy on October 27, 2019, 12:20:56 AM
This is the winter of sausage making.  And Winter is coming.

Summer sausage
Chorizo
Andouille
breakfast
kielbasa
bratwurst
and bologna are all on the list.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on October 27, 2019, 03:15:04 AM
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Was tempted to stop as I drove by but figured Jorelle was wiping them oot.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on October 28, 2019, 07:27:30 PM
He is hungry

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Post by: Jor el on November 09, 2019, 05:05:16 PM


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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on November 09, 2019, 05:57:32 PM
I’d prolly eat those right now. With French mustard.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on November 09, 2019, 06:07:15 PM
hors d'oeuvres!


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on November 09, 2019, 07:38:02 PM

The horror show of hors d’oeuvres



Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: L. Ron on November 09, 2019, 07:39:38 PM
No, it would be a true horror show if it came with ranch dipping sauce.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on November 09, 2019, 07:52:05 PM
Tartar ok?
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Post by: RacerX on November 09, 2019, 11:00:09 PM
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Post by: jimjom on November 09, 2019, 11:01:22 PM
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This week messed around and made a triple double
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Post by: Muffin Man on November 09, 2019, 11:08:25 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkuu0Lwb5EM
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on November 10, 2019, 04:51:42 AM
This thread has damaged my gut microbes
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on November 10, 2019, 04:54:08 PM
Barcelona hotdog stand

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🌭 🌭 🌭
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on November 10, 2019, 05:01:31 PM
Hotdog market in Saint Rémy

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on November 13, 2019, 03:35:47 PM
Thank you Juan for bringing some culture to this thread.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on November 13, 2019, 03:39:29 PM
jimjom, you've already supplied plenty of culture in this thread—mostly of the American Trailer Park variety.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on November 13, 2019, 03:47:47 PM
I'd throw €'s at those fancy hot dogs right off the bat.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on November 13, 2019, 03:53:05 PM

I would do my thing I do everywhere and ask the guy which are the best ones and buy those.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on November 13, 2019, 04:07:46 PM


   That seems to work everywhere but Pittsburgh

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on November 13, 2019, 04:08:54 PM
Y’all ever heard of Olympia Provisions?  Formerly Olympic Provisions but somebody got their drawers in a twist.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on November 13, 2019, 05:15:44 PM


   That seems to work everywhere but Pittsburgh

If you wanted a good hoagie you should have aksed.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on November 13, 2019, 05:29:35 PM

I can’t get no Pittsburgh Sandwich Faction.


What’s the plans in hotdogs this week? It’s already Wednesday.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on November 13, 2019, 05:36:29 PM
I tried to buy a pack of veggie dogs the other day but the ghetto grocery store I now used to go to got rid of their already minuscule vegetarian section. No more tofurkey cold cuts, no more nothin.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on November 13, 2019, 05:44:30 PM


   What aboot Soy Milk?
   Did they still have Soy Milk?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on November 13, 2019, 05:56:30 PM

Don’t get a vegetarian version of bad food get any version of not bad food.   

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Post by: Jor el on November 13, 2019, 06:54:38 PM



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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on November 13, 2019, 07:09:25 PM
/KETCHUP
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Post by: Muffin Man on November 13, 2019, 07:13:24 PM
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Post by: Jor el on November 13, 2019, 07:23:48 PM


   I'm offended by that Weener's headdress



Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on November 13, 2019, 07:47:16 PM
The foot bothers me
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on November 13, 2019, 10:54:50 PM
that one hand scares me a little.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on November 14, 2019, 05:47:53 AM
the practically raw looking clothes....
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: khoomeizhi on November 15, 2019, 08:18:44 AM
Y’all ever heard of Olympia Provisions?  Formerly Olympic Provisions but somebody got their drawers in a twist.

yeah, i heard of them back on page 46.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on November 15, 2019, 08:30:23 AM
Barcelona hotdog stand is the name of my favorite dance craze
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on November 15, 2019, 08:34:12 AM
Y’all ever heard of Olympia Provisions?  Formerly Olympic Provisions but somebody got their drawers in a twist.

yeah, i heard of them back on page 46.

I’ll remind you again on page 85.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: khoomeizhi on November 15, 2019, 03:07:41 PM
Why wait?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on November 15, 2019, 05:50:00 PM


   L O L

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on November 16, 2019, 10:24:55 AM
I will never become bored with a hassle backed broiled kielbasa.  Julia pretends she’s a vegan but eats most of it if I slow down. Plus, I get to show off my two homegrown mustards.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on November 16, 2019, 02:48:34 PM
That’s a strange pet name for your balls.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on November 16, 2019, 03:06:05 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on November 20, 2019, 10:53:45 AM
I forgot to photograph the hotdog. But here’s an artichoke. Delicious!

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Post by: Muffin Man on November 22, 2019, 03:39:18 AM
those artichokes look flat

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Post by: MadJohnShaft on November 22, 2019, 09:24:52 AM
Now, I steam the whole thing upside down until it’s almost done, like 30-40 minutes, then cut it in half, remove the fuzz and broil it.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on November 22, 2019, 09:28:51 AM
those artichokes look flat

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Rent week pizza
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on November 23, 2019, 02:18:00 PM
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Post by: jimjom on November 27, 2019, 05:20:39 AM
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SANTA GOT MY LETTER!!!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on November 27, 2019, 06:01:54 AM
Mrs Claus gets a colonoscopy
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on November 27, 2019, 08:55:08 AM
Nigiri. Always classy

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on November 27, 2019, 09:45:53 AM
Pittsburgh Sushi
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Post by: Jor el on November 27, 2019, 08:41:57 PM



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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on November 28, 2019, 01:32:43 AM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on November 28, 2019, 05:00:53 AM
No, listen, the hot dog was this big. I swear.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on December 03, 2019, 08:51:57 PM
Steamed Thuringia sausages with fresh chop cabbage, onion, American cheese and El Yukateco hot sauce...on flour tortilla!

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on December 03, 2019, 09:29:38 PM
What the?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on December 03, 2019, 09:55:29 PM
Whimsical combo.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on December 03, 2019, 10:34:45 PM
id smash the fuck out of that.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on December 04, 2019, 12:07:28 AM


   I can’t handle this right now.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on December 04, 2019, 12:13:57 AM
Oh yeah, made these the other day:

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Veggie dogs with melted horseradish Cabot cheddar on Pepperidge farm split top buns(!) - Plain Lays on the side
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on December 04, 2019, 01:11:29 AM
i would not smash the fuck out of that.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on December 04, 2019, 04:19:51 AM

What does that even mean?

Eat = Smash?



Okay, ‘murican

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on December 04, 2019, 04:36:58 AM
You can’t eat hot dogs when you are over 40. They will make you die.


I have heard about spreading a thick layer of mayonnaise on steak before grilling several times now.  I tried it with a fancy filet and I must agree this works.  It seems to hold any seasoning you might add on the outside of the steak neatly in place.   I don’t know it adds any flavor, as it completely burns away, but it makes grilling easier and the final char looks very appealing compared to using plain oil.  This is the best steak you’ve ever grilled, reports the wife, in a blind taste test. I must agree.

Neat!


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on December 04, 2019, 10:05:39 AM

What does that even mean?

Eat = Smash?



Okay, ‘murican
usually smash = fuck but in this case im using it to mean eat. Although i would consider fucking it as well as eating it.

Ok boomer.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on December 04, 2019, 10:08:23 AM
Ok shroomer
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on December 04, 2019, 10:45:44 AM
While the wife opted for a bratwurst yesterday I got the smoked thic cut loin chop with kraut and rye bread.

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on December 04, 2019, 10:47:33 AM
Looks really good but i need my rye toasted. Raw rye bread is weird to me.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on December 04, 2019, 11:10:26 AM
I agree.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on December 04, 2019, 05:50:12 PM
I would totally smash that raw bread
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on December 04, 2019, 08:15:58 PM
Smash=toast
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on December 04, 2019, 08:28:52 PM
at first I was like ?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on December 04, 2019, 08:46:17 PM


  Smash Toast while Crushin’ Mommies

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on December 05, 2019, 10:41:17 AM

No one will define smash so I’m co-opting it. Like the white man always does.



What’s the latest in Hot Dogs?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on December 05, 2019, 10:51:43 AM
If you know what youre doing you can smoke weed through hotdogs.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on December 05, 2019, 11:44:25 AM
Smash!

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on December 05, 2019, 01:07:28 PM
Smash means eat, stupid.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on December 05, 2019, 01:11:09 PM
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Post by: Muffin Man on December 05, 2019, 04:16:19 PM
Joey Smash

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on December 05, 2019, 10:44:15 PM
Joey Chestnut is a real American hero.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on December 05, 2019, 10:47:37 PM
great american hero. we need more patriots like him. god bless him and the united hotdogs of america.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on December 06, 2019, 01:42:16 AM
The flag would be two wieners touching.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on December 06, 2019, 06:25:24 AM

Smash!


socket is co-opting the language of the underclasses in order to protect the white race.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on December 06, 2019, 08:43:47 AM
https://nypost.com/2019/12/05/south-korean-papa-johns-debuts-american-pizza-with-hot-dogs-on-every-slice/ (https://nypost.com/2019/12/05/south-korean-papa-johns-debuts-american-pizza-with-hot-dogs-on-every-slice/)

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on December 13, 2019, 03:21:53 PM
I would totally smash that.

Smash!

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on December 13, 2019, 07:10:12 PM
We know you would.
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Post by: L. Ron on December 13, 2019, 11:12:09 PM



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"This must be what Heaven looks like."-boltthrow
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on December 14, 2019, 04:22:22 AM
Amen.
Title: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on December 15, 2019, 10:54:17 PM
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(Cover of my cookbook)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on December 16, 2019, 03:20:38 AM

I would totally Smash that


Bonus for drawing Swastikas with the ketchup.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on December 16, 2019, 11:58:27 AM
I need to get more decorative with my condiments.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on December 16, 2019, 02:58:26 PM
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on December 16, 2019, 07:31:31 PM

I would totally Smash that


Bonus for drawing Swastikas with the ketchup.

Totally made me look again. Dammit.
Title: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on December 16, 2019, 11:13:51 PM
Bonne vie

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Post by: black on December 20, 2019, 07:09:44 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on December 22, 2019, 09:07:49 AM


After Blotfart and Andy, who do you figure is the next one of us to flip out and disappear?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on December 22, 2019, 10:18:40 AM
Not me; I'm rock solid. 8)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on December 22, 2019, 10:49:05 AM


Rager
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on December 22, 2019, 11:47:25 AM
Who was" Blotfart"? :o
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on December 22, 2019, 02:17:46 PM


Rager

All caps thank you.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on December 22, 2019, 03:21:25 PM
THANK YOU
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on December 22, 2019, 04:14:20 PM
Chuckle
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on December 22, 2019, 09:31:21 PM
If it’s not too bourgeois, may I recommend the Andouille sausage at Trader Joe’s? Good on a hard roll with mustard, or make jambalaya (quick & dirty style, or 100% real recipe, either way). Find them in the Weiner Department.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on December 22, 2019, 09:56:33 PM


   I think Bolt heads up the Weiner Department

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on December 23, 2019, 05:25:44 AM
Yeah, but not ever from Trader Joe’s. That’s a chain.

Be Best
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on December 23, 2019, 05:39:06 AM
Dear Hot-doggin' Doggie,

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on December 23, 2019, 05:45:37 AM

I feel like it’s a sin we haven’t had this Hot Dog themed song posted yet. Maybe jimjom can play it over the PA in the hockey rink to motivate the children to hockey harder.



Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on December 23, 2019, 05:50:20 AM
Dear Hot-doggin' Doggie,

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on December 24, 2019, 11:32:54 AM


Rager

All caps thank you.


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on December 24, 2019, 07:24:30 PM
Stocked up for a while. Fondue tonight.

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on December 24, 2019, 09:51:09 PM
Nice.

Did you broil one yet? Hasselbacked.


if I couldn’t grill outside, I always pan fried and simmered but now I’m a convert.


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on December 24, 2019, 10:36:11 PM
Great idea!

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on December 24, 2019, 10:49:34 PM
Hasselback is always great. We had fondue so just sliced and pan seared.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on January 01, 2020, 03:46:26 PM
Anyone have any meat in tube form this holiday season (RIP Anthony Bourdain)?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on January 01, 2020, 03:59:11 PM


   10 pointer - Right of the Bat

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on January 01, 2020, 05:56:06 PM
11?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on January 01, 2020, 07:15:11 PM
What’s left of?
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Post by: MadJohnShaft on January 01, 2020, 07:39:02 PM
Tonight!

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Post by: juan11 on January 01, 2020, 08:50:24 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on January 04, 2020, 05:33:22 AM
I'm doing the seven day sugar challenge and so far I gave us English muffins with my beloved homemade jam,  ketchup, and .,. That’s about it.


 https://www.nytimes.com/programs/sugar-challenge (https://www.nytimes.com/programs/sugar-challenge)

Are you staying on track?

This challenge is designed to increase your sugar-aware habits by giving you new strategies to build on each day. At this point in the week, you also should be:

Starting your day with a no-sugar and no-grain breakfast.
Limiting the packaged foods you consume.
Adding berries and other fruits to your diet.
Drink water instead a other beverages
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on January 04, 2020, 08:27:01 AM
most fruit is chocked full of sugar
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on January 04, 2020, 08:57:51 AM
You’re chocked full of sugar


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on January 04, 2020, 09:32:12 AM
Most all of you are chocked.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on January 04, 2020, 10:43:13 AM
This morning I poured extra maple syrup on my breakfast—mostly to taunt Shaft, but it was also quite delicious!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on January 04, 2020, 02:51:07 PM
Fruit has sugar but it's still a really good choice, calorie wise.

I cut way way back on my fruit consumption because 'sugar'. But you have to eat something, right? So instead of an orange or an apple (100 calories) I'd eat a cheese sandwich, or PB&J, or hummus and pita (400-500 calories).

There are studies that correlate fruit eating and happiness, lots of Google hits if you want to look it up.

I'm back on the fruit, and loving it. It's my favorite food group.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on January 04, 2020, 03:15:08 PM
Veggies/fruit, nuts, meat/fish in that order and amount. Not that I do but....

Back on topic. I made breakfast sausage for my wife this morning (heh) from scratch. I was in the yard in the dark in my bathrobe picking herbs then chopping pork loin with a cleaver. It’s her birthday. She’s younger so she’ll enjoy the AARP benefits through me.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on January 04, 2020, 03:48:08 PM

Who am I, Levar Burton?

Berries, Apples and oranges but not grapes or bananas if possible.   I had an egg with blue cheese again, with some leftovers for breakfast. 

We’re replacing potato chips and granola bars and packaged foods like that with fruit, trading empty sugar for sugar along with the fiber and so forth that is more healthy to metabolize.

Read the article yourself.


Today was ‘drink water’ day.  I don’t drink juices or soda except as a treat so no big :-* deal. I drink a lot of La Croix. Or water from the sink.





Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on January 04, 2020, 04:39:15 PM


   Why the fuck are you eating Potato Chips & Granola Bars?

   I still don't get the Le Crox deal.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: CanookieWookie on January 04, 2020, 04:52:57 PM
Holy fuck, can't you mods give this idiot (mjs) his own category on here? 
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on January 04, 2020, 05:01:43 PM


   lol

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on January 04, 2020, 06:39:43 PM
Talk to Muffy
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on January 04, 2020, 08:52:50 PM
You can drink water,  carbonated water*, coffee, and hot and cold teas.  And your own urine for all I know.

Things without sugar.   


*La Croix is from Wisconsin like me, so we had that in the 60’s. I think. I don’t remember a time prior to LaCroix cans, but onlyin the original plain, lime, lemon, berry options. 

Have you tried the new Razz-Cranberry?  They can get both of those ingredients right there in La Croix.

Also, I’m saying I am finding it easy because I don’t particularly indulge in any of that food regularly.

You fucking
Asshole.


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on January 04, 2020, 08:59:46 PM


   If they made a Granola Chip LaCroix you could eliminate three (3) Birds with one (1) stone.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on January 04, 2020, 11:54:05 PM
You guys ever eat a hot dog at work?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on January 05, 2020, 12:24:31 AM


   This one time they brought in an aluminum tray with Hot Dogs in Buns sealed in foil.
   They waited a good hour before breaking for Runch.

   When they opened the pan it had become some kind of Hot Dog - Bread Pudding hybrid.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on January 05, 2020, 12:30:18 AM
I can’t eat a granola bar?

Or grain for breakfast???




I feel attacked.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on January 05, 2020, 12:35:18 AM


   Granola Bars are Silly

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on January 05, 2020, 01:05:41 AM
Back that up with facts
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: L. Ron on January 05, 2020, 01:12:23 AM


   Granola Bars are Silly
Totally, popcorn is where it's at.
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P.S.

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on January 05, 2020, 01:26:09 AM


   Thanks

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on January 05, 2020, 01:36:08 AM
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on January 05, 2020, 04:20:21 AM
Read the article yourself.

NY Times has a paywall/can't be be using "private" mode in your browser. Can't read it.

Have you tried the new Razz-Cranberry?  They can get both of those ingredients right there in La Croix.


How do they find enough room for both?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on January 05, 2020, 07:36:35 AM

Okay, the recall campaign is cancelled

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on January 06, 2020, 11:38:59 PM
calm down.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on January 08, 2020, 03:11:58 PM
it all started with a hot dog

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/the-true-tale-of-the-philadelphia-cheesesteak?utm_source=pocket-newtab (https://getpocket.com/explore/item/the-true-tale-of-the-philadelphia-cheesesteak?utm_source=pocket-newtab)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on January 08, 2020, 04:19:26 PM

If you were watching Food TV instead of stupid sports like a man you would have seen eight shows on that topic in endless reruns.


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on January 08, 2020, 04:35:25 PM
Real Men don't watch TV.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: dnice on January 08, 2020, 04:52:24 PM
it all started with a hot dog

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/the-true-tale-of-the-philadelphia-cheesesteak?utm_source=pocket-newtab (https://getpocket.com/explore/item/the-true-tale-of-the-philadelphia-cheesesteak?utm_source=pocket-newtab)

I learnt something new.... Pat's gets their rolls from South Jersey. I always assumed it was from some nearby bakery in South Philly. Regardless, that roll is the only thing Pat's has going for it. the rest of that cheesesteak is garbage unless you are hammered like me and Adam lol. It's funny that John's Roast Pork and Delasandros don't get mentioned more at this point, as they are by far the two best among the long standing Philly institutions.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: neighbor664 on January 08, 2020, 09:42:31 PM
Oscar Mayer Hiring Wienermobile Driver.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on January 09, 2020, 05:12:39 AM
The Mr Peanut mobile that I met is a little better than the hotdog mobile.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on January 10, 2020, 01:56:50 PM
🙀

https://katu.com/news/offbeat/fisher-price-playset-sparks-controversy-online

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on January 10, 2020, 02:39:27 PM
Putting the cute in charcuterie!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on January 10, 2020, 02:42:34 PM
Gross!  Kids are gross!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on January 10, 2020, 02:57:12 PM



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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on January 13, 2020, 09:13:05 PM
BKCS
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on January 13, 2020, 10:21:52 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on January 15, 2020, 01:27:25 AM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on January 15, 2020, 04:05:45 AM

the Weinermobile makes no sense, unlike the Mr Peanut mobile, which is a a representation of a giant peanut shell with a spacious inside and sufficient strength to be repurposed as a vehicle, a hot dog has no ‘inside’. 

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on January 15, 2020, 05:07:00 AM
Isn’t everything just matter vibrating at different speeds? There is no “empty” space inside the Wienermobile.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on January 15, 2020, 05:28:36 AM

This unhealthy eating has made everybody stupid
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on January 15, 2020, 09:16:09 AM

This unhealthy eating has made everybody stupid
But arguably more delicious.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: L. Ron on January 15, 2020, 11:07:43 AM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on January 15, 2020, 08:15:51 PM


   Hee Hee

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on January 26, 2020, 10:02:11 PM
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MAYO DOGS
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Post by: Jor el on January 26, 2020, 10:21:26 PM



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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on January 26, 2020, 10:36:01 PM
But should they?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: retardgroove on January 27, 2020, 12:17:31 AM
Mayo can fuck OFF! ... wet vomiting sounds into toilet
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on January 27, 2020, 11:18:56 AM
Stolen from Instagram:

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: L. Ron on January 27, 2020, 11:54:28 AM
Mayo can fuck OFF! ... wet vomiting sounds into toilet
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on January 28, 2020, 01:33:09 AM
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MUSTARD DOGS with seasoned fries and cracklings!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on January 28, 2020, 01:40:37 AM
That Air Fryer Look Good
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on January 28, 2020, 01:42:53 AM
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on January 28, 2020, 03:13:13 AM
Downtown LA street dog.

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Food. From the streets!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on January 28, 2020, 03:55:13 AM
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on January 28, 2020, 05:50:49 AM

More like would not feed that to a dog.


Cheating death one meal at a time.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on January 28, 2020, 08:44:02 AM
Life on the streets of LA is hard when you're a hot dog.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on January 29, 2020, 12:40:10 AM
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MASHER DOGS with WASABI MESSAGES
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on January 29, 2020, 12:44:59 AM
Potato buns?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on January 29, 2020, 02:31:49 AM
Potato buns?

Sweet-talker.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on January 29, 2020, 03:41:00 AM
I hope he put the Wasabi on the mash....if you know what I mean...
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on January 29, 2020, 05:02:38 AM

I dare you to eat that sitting down in a chair, for once.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on January 29, 2020, 05:03:12 PM
This little beauty comes to us all the way from Oxnard, CA.

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Enjoy!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on January 29, 2020, 08:42:49 PM

Oxnard is more of a party hot dog town
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on January 30, 2020, 04:10:37 AM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on January 30, 2020, 07:05:22 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: black on January 30, 2020, 07:37:50 PM

Oxnard is more of a party hot dog town

Yeah.
But more importantly..

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: L. Ron on January 30, 2020, 07:40:41 PM
NARDCORE
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: black on January 30, 2020, 07:47:39 PM
Fuckin' A.

L. Ron
My Man!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: L. Ron on January 30, 2020, 07:55:26 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on January 30, 2020, 07:56:37 PM
You get a pretty authentic look at Oxnard in this music video:


It's a magical place.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on January 30, 2020, 07:57:16 PM
#musicvideo11
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on February 01, 2020, 12:50:24 AM
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FISH DOG

These ain’t potato buns but they’re a step up from my usual bun. Walmart only had hamburger buns so I splurged.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 01, 2020, 12:53:32 AM


   Walmarts ?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 01, 2020, 04:07:18 AM
Oh my god, take that plate and throw that whole revolting thing away and then apologize to civilization.





Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 01, 2020, 06:48:44 AM


   I agree with Shaft

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on February 02, 2020, 09:12:42 AM
is that honey on the fish dog?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on February 02, 2020, 10:14:42 AM
Barfing toilet head gif
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on February 02, 2020, 12:21:46 PM
Hot sauce, hopefully.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on February 02, 2020, 01:00:51 PM
Looks amazing.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 02, 2020, 11:39:56 PM
No it does not

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on February 03, 2020, 12:02:16 AM
I'd totally smash it.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 03, 2020, 12:04:01 AM


   Thanks, Grumpy

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 03, 2020, 09:09:04 AM

Smash or Trash?



Jim Jim could post a picture of that gross industrial quality unhealthy food and then we could reply Smash! Or Trash!



Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on February 03, 2020, 01:53:44 PM
BACK ON TOPIC: I really dig avocado toast.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on February 03, 2020, 01:57:07 PM
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Smash!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on February 03, 2020, 02:09:16 PM
^
Gel toilet seat ring with hot dogs—classy!!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on February 03, 2020, 02:11:16 PM
That does look comfy.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on February 03, 2020, 05:32:22 PM
Just catching up now, it was hot sauce. Guess what fuckers I’m back with more hot dogs from Casino Royale for you haters to feast your eyes upon.

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on February 03, 2020, 05:33:47 PM
Kraut & Mustard on a Bun? Something's missing...
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 03, 2020, 06:49:26 PM
hmm, a fancy milkshake?

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 04, 2020, 07:35:13 AM

They forgot the damn hot dogs!


This thread is way out of line now.

Too much power corrupts
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on February 04, 2020, 12:28:09 PM
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on February 04, 2020, 03:51:04 PM

Nice kitchen!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on February 04, 2020, 04:29:57 PM
People are into some weird shit.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 04, 2020, 04:46:49 PM

Hitler’s followers < Hot Dog Consumer < Big Foot


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on February 04, 2020, 05:26:14 PM
You're gonna get a LOL
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: black on February 04, 2020, 07:54:46 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on February 04, 2020, 09:21:18 PM
My day in Vegas food tourism:

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on February 04, 2020, 11:27:55 PM
not too shabby.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 04, 2020, 11:41:13 PM


   Thanks™

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 05, 2020, 08:14:42 AM
You forgot to include a cutesy component while increasing the sadness factor way too much.



Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on February 05, 2020, 01:49:29 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 05, 2020, 02:29:33 PM

Right?


I feel like today we can do anything.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on February 05, 2020, 05:06:11 PM
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That’s enough hot dogs to feed a family of two!  Great tip!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on February 05, 2020, 05:10:26 PM
hm. How do the hot dogs squeeze through the coffee filter/basket? >:(
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on February 05, 2020, 05:43:30 PM
Coarse grind.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: black on February 05, 2020, 06:25:44 PM
lol
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on February 07, 2020, 12:30:24 AM
All I ate basically to sustain myself out there were hot dogs and pizza slices and had White Castle once, McDonald’s once and fish and chips at Ellis Island the restaurant once. That’s all you need in life. The only veggie I had was sauerkraut.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on February 07, 2020, 01:11:34 AM
All I ate basically to sustain myself out there were hot dogs and pizza slices and had White Castle once, McDonald’s once and fish and chips at Ellis Island the restaurant once. That’s all you need in life. The only veggie I had was sauerkraut.
and executed with military precision i might add.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 07, 2020, 06:13:54 AM

That’s the spirit. I ate in a Wendy’s this week because I was out in the hinterlands and that’s all they have. It was terrible food and gross inside the restaurant. 

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 08, 2020, 12:18:30 PM

OMG let’s do this




Maybe presenting hotdogs as a non-Ironic dance party is the way to go.  You would have to be an idiot to say anything negative about hotdogs or canned Hormel chili after viewing that awesome hiphop  commercial.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on February 08, 2020, 01:11:45 PM
Chili dogs are gross - chili you eat with your hands - and a mashup of two things that don't really go together. Is your chili so bad you gotta jazz it up with a hotdog? How about respecting the integrity of the wiener, a food that can stand on it's own.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 08, 2020, 01:16:10 PM


   Knife & Fork ?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 08, 2020, 01:19:52 PM

Hot dog and sausage
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on February 08, 2020, 04:02:00 PM
Meatball sub
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: khoomeizhi on February 08, 2020, 05:27:43 PM
Meatball dom
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 08, 2020, 05:29:04 PM
Hey jimjon - take a look at these important ideas about hotdogs and related topics.


Price vs performance- the least expensive can sometimes not be the best value overall. 


They are pretty negative about the whole thing
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on February 08, 2020, 06:16:07 PM
Chili dogs are gross - chili you eat with your hands - and a mashup of two things that don't really go together. Is your chili so bad you gotta jazz it up with a hotdog? How about respecting the integrity of the wiener, a food that can stand on it's own.

WHAAAAAA?!?!?

WTF kinda New Yorker are you?

"2 chili dogs—away."
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on February 08, 2020, 07:52:45 PM
Chili dogs are gross - chili you eat with your hands - and a mashup of two things that don't really go together. Is your chili so bad you gotta jazz it up with a hotdog? How about respecting the integrity of the wiener, a food that can stand on it's own.
agree to disagree.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 09, 2020, 06:57:24 PM


   Hey Shaft,

   What aboot Betty White ?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on February 09, 2020, 07:55:53 PM
Maybe you're thinking of Jimmy Dean?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 09, 2020, 08:15:39 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 09, 2020, 08:18:36 PM


   Shaft must be busy watching The Oscars

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Post by: CanookieWookie on February 09, 2020, 08:36:27 PM
The place where a bunch of folks blow as much hot air as this idiot.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on February 09, 2020, 08:58:42 PM
Here’s today. The fries are in some kind of batter or something. Frozen. (bought frozen) You had me at crinkle, you fries. Got em at the Walmart in Tarentum. Same with the cheese which was and were in my sammies in the Food/$2.00 meals thread I did not want to cross post but I just figured let’s cheese dog these redhots! I didn’t cut the cheese (LOL) but made it more rustical looking by ripping the cheese in half with my bare hands. The dogs are actually Oscar Mayer uncured turkey dogs. More healthier. Ketchup: Heinz—always!

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 09, 2020, 09:13:42 PM


   Fantastic

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Post by: socket on February 09, 2020, 10:40:09 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on February 09, 2020, 10:44:07 PM
Sour Gummi-Dog? :o
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on February 10, 2020, 12:25:14 AM
Fruity pebbles.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on February 10, 2020, 12:37:07 AM
I had that same hot dog today, except it was a donut.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 10, 2020, 05:43:51 AM

Why is the ketchup sprayed all over the fries?  That’s something returning injured GIs would do after Vietnam. If they were missing limbs or any damn self respect.

At least stop doing that between now and when you (soon) die.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 10, 2020, 06:09:51 AM


   Yeah, but Betty White is 100

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 10, 2020, 11:03:29 AM
Your boy needs to stop doing this though.  No one should be doing this.

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on February 10, 2020, 11:26:46 AM
^
Frites NaziTM >:(
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on February 10, 2020, 11:30:35 AM
Sounds like a black metal band.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 10, 2020, 11:51:20 AM


   As long as he is just dumping catsup on fries and not jamming them into a sangwich....

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on February 10, 2020, 12:24:18 PM
I made a "when I was in 'Nam" joke at work awhile ago and most of the 20 year olds didn't know what it was, one thought it 'was like a war or something?' and one exclaimed in complete seriousness  "You were in Vietnam?!?!?!"

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on February 10, 2020, 10:44:22 PM
let me say this again.

nobody past the age of 7 should use ketchup.

mustard and/or bleu cheese for fries. any kind of hot sauce is also always acceptable.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on February 10, 2020, 11:10:37 PM
Sriracha MAYO is a thing from 2014 that is still kind of a thing in retrospect for fries. Aioli which is garlic MAYO will always be a thing.

Direct all food questions/judgements my way. Thank you.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on February 10, 2020, 11:36:26 PM
Chipotle mayo

Chipotle ranch, for that matter.

Chipotle sour cream?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on February 10, 2020, 11:39:39 PM
Ketchup forever.  Catsup too.

Also: tar tar sauce.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on February 11, 2020, 12:16:23 AM
I just threw away a bottle of ketchup that might have been at least a year old.  Replaced it with a new one just in case because I keep a well stocked “pantry”.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on February 11, 2020, 12:29:43 AM
I know ketchup fucking sucks and I live in Heinzland.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on February 11, 2020, 12:50:48 AM
Everything sucks and is dumb.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on February 11, 2020, 12:54:14 AM
mustard does not suck and it is not dumb.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on February 11, 2020, 02:14:58 AM
Everything sucks and is dumb.

Finally someone is talking sense.

Catsup takes over whatever you put it on. I started ordering all my hamberders "no ketchup" because otherwise, ketchup is the dominant flavor, not beef.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 11, 2020, 05:07:30 AM

Do whatever you want just don’t spray ketchup around on the gross sad gas station freezer case purchased fries like you would do for someone else’s retarded child you don’t like.



His next J date is going to go poorly.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on February 15, 2020, 01:17:03 AM
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After a hard earned day this is proof that you need to treat yourself.

Ketchup is only good on fries and scrambled eggs!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on February 15, 2020, 01:21:19 AM
The unmelted American cheese... sad 😢
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 15, 2020, 01:25:03 AM
At least he cooked the pups this time

omg, unmelted. gaaack.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 15, 2020, 05:13:12 AM
Another reason not to splatter your fries with the condiment is that it looks like semen.


Or blood when it’s ketchup.

At least draw a smiley face with it.

What is wrong with Pittsburgh because WTF.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 15, 2020, 05:17:58 AM


Which reminds me, the homemade mustard I made last fall from the tiny mustard seeds I collected over a few years from the mustard growing wild in my garden?

It was a hit!   I made two jars one yellow and one brown and they are both near empty.   Who knew people here were all crazy for mustard. I think because it is homemade and fermented, the yeasts are still alive in it so it’s a bit more interesting favor wise.

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on February 15, 2020, 06:53:49 AM
Who the fuck makes their own mustard? RAGER? You too? No shit!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on February 15, 2020, 09:36:09 AM
Absolutely. Duh.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 15, 2020, 11:10:46 AM
I bought 1lb of powdered hot mustard, simply add water and stir for seriouly Hot Chinese yellow. Its the real deal.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 15, 2020, 12:33:22 PM
Those Black mustard seeds are about the size of a period.  .


Few years back I had pulled all of the mustard plants from the garden which were growing as weeds and threw them in a big pile and we noticed in the bottom of the plastic container was a zillion of mustard seeds.   I saved them casually for a few years and got a spice jar full.   You can use those to make the brown mustard or the mixed type.


I augmented with purchased yellow mustard seeds and the yellow mustard powder - I wonder if you can grow yellow mustard seeds in Illinois?


It was such a big hit instead of doing it accidentally I’ll do it intentionally and make a lot. That’s like a real fun thing to give as a gift in a little jar. Plus it’s super awesome.


I had to buy this Verjus grape juice.... Which is in the recipes for mustards for some reason. I’m not sure it really added anything that could’ve been done more conveniently.

 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verjuice (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verjuice)


Recipe




Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on February 15, 2020, 03:12:42 PM
You don’t need damn verjus. Wine vinegar, champagne vinegar or just white wine will work just fine
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 15, 2020, 03:57:38 PM
Right? I felt deceived at the time but I just went with it.


I can show people that stupid bottle when I present them with the mustard. It has this in it. 

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on February 15, 2020, 09:43:52 PM
I met so many extroverted psychopaths like It's Alive Brad working in kitchens
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 16, 2020, 06:23:15 AM


He’s from central casting for sure.

Those Bon Appetit YouTube’s are addictive.  I watch every day and get a little excited when a new one is out by one of my preferred hosts




Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on February 17, 2020, 12:16:38 AM
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Still life.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on February 17, 2020, 03:57:40 AM
Mix it up, keep it fresh. Nice.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 17, 2020, 06:20:54 AM
Oh good Lord
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on February 17, 2020, 01:08:12 PM
If that had mustard instead of ketchup it would be a culinary delight.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Dylan Thomas on February 17, 2020, 03:30:24 PM
There is this failed Irish public house in town that had rebranded and changed their business model several times.

Now they are called Wurst Haus and are apparently German fare? They probably have lots of sausages???
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 17, 2020, 07:03:09 PM
If it was food instead of poison... it would be hamburger and cream cheese mushroom stroganoff which turned out very delicious



You know what I been doing - The Spice House and other such places sell powered mushrooms so I make my own by putting aging mushrooms in a paper bag on the radiator, instead of throwing them out - they dry out and once I have enough I grind them up and toss in a jar. It’s great for cooking but potentially very messy and the powder is microscopic.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on February 18, 2020, 12:50:30 AM
hamburger and cream cheese mushroom stroganof sounds amazing.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 18, 2020, 07:08:19 AM

I was not happy about swapping out beef for hamburger nor cream cheese for sour cream but it was actually pretty good.

A fraction of the work.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on February 18, 2020, 11:21:36 AM
Isn't hamburger made of beef?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 18, 2020, 02:14:31 PM
With Beef Stroganoff, I normally would take the ‘beef for stew’ or ‘beef for stir fry’ packages we get, partially defrost, trim fat, bang flat, flour, fry.

With ground beef you just do the fry part.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on February 19, 2020, 11:45:43 PM
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Buns cut straight like a lobster roll so this is only fitting that we put a little mayo on these Lobster Roll Wannabe dogs as I call em.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on February 20, 2020, 12:35:02 AM
you got crab seasoning on those bad boys?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on February 20, 2020, 12:48:30 AM
Dedication.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on February 20, 2020, 01:57:28 AM
You should sell prints.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 20, 2020, 06:10:01 AM

‘Hot Dogs Mauled’
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on February 20, 2020, 07:03:56 AM
You should sell prints.

Great idea...

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on February 20, 2020, 07:14:16 AM
Could be onto something...

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 20, 2020, 07:44:53 AM

Jesus H Christ

I'm going back to Facebooks, where things are still true.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on February 20, 2020, 11:07:06 AM
you got crab seasoning on those bad boys?

You know it! I love these prints, I might print them! (That’s why they call them prints)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 20, 2020, 11:27:10 AM
You should sell prints.

Great idea...

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Can you please make one that says "Diarrhea....when you know you can count on it"
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 20, 2020, 12:33:03 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on February 20, 2020, 02:02:39 PM
"Mr. Bowels"  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on February 20, 2020, 03:06:16 PM
Nobody noticed those are dogs and a half
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 20, 2020, 03:10:39 PM
Me neither. I like the looks of the saurkraut ones....those are on my lunch list.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 20, 2020, 03:19:30 PM
I think this might be what Shaft wants us to eat. Who wants to go first!!!?


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Ingredients
'LINKS: TEXTURED VEGETABLE PROTEIN (SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, SOY PROTEIN ISOLATE, WHEAT GLUTEN, WATER FOR HYDRATION), EGG WHITES, SOYBEAN OIL, WATER, SALT, AUTOLYZED YEAST EXTRACT. CONTAINS 2% OR LESS OF CORN SYRUP SOLIDS, MODIFIED CORN STARCH, HYDROLYZED CORN GLUTEN, SOY PROTEIN, WHEAT GLUTEN, OAT FLOUR, DEXTROSE, SPICE, NATURAL SMOKE FLAVOR, NATURAL FLAVORS FROM NON-MEAT SOURCES, PAPRIKA EXTRACT, CARAMEL COLOR, VITAMINS AND MINERALS (NIACINAMIDE, IRON [FERROUS SULFATE], VITAMIN B1 [THIAMIN MONONITRATE], VITAMIN B6 [PYRIDOXINE HYDROCHLORIDE], VITAMIN B12 [CYANOCOBALAMIN]), NONFAT DRY MILK, RED #3 FOR COLOR BROTH: WATER, HYDROLYZED SOY PROTEIN AND WHEAT GLUTEN, SALT, NATURAL SMOKE FLAVOR, CARAMEL COLOR, RED # 3 FOR COLOR.'
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on February 20, 2020, 03:54:59 PM
Canned hot dogs?

No matter what they're made of, that's just WRONG. >:(
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on February 20, 2020, 11:15:22 PM
probably be better of eating a regular hotdog at that point.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Pissy on February 21, 2020, 01:54:32 PM
Wednesday I was in Rochester for work (sorry Morty, no time for a meetup) but we went to Henrietta Hots and I got a garbage plate with home fries, mac, red hot, hot sauce (which is a weird thing to call it) and spicy mustard. 

3500 calories of heaven. 
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on February 21, 2020, 09:04:55 PM
I want a can of those gross things.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on February 22, 2020, 03:04:25 AM
i'm confused by the bun.

half looks like a regular hot dog bun.

but the other half looks like bacon or a potato chip

and hash browns as a side?

Jolly-B territory.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 22, 2020, 10:11:51 AM

It was better when everyone only typed ‘I would totally smash that’.




Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on February 22, 2020, 12:37:26 PM
Wednesday I was in Rochester for work (sorry Morty, no time for a meetup) but we went to Henrietta Hots and I got a garbage plate with home fries, mac, red hot, hot sauce (which is a weird thing to call it) and spicy mustard. 

3500 calories of heaven.
next time we got to meet up. The plates are always better after about 6 gennys. Garbage plates and genesee beer. Rochesters finest.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Adam on February 22, 2020, 01:09:47 PM
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Today's lunch in Austin, at Easy Tiger. Fresh baked pretzel bun, chicken brat, cant remember tge type of relish and cream cheese.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on February 22, 2020, 01:22:47 PM
Looks like the Cajun Chicken. Relish is chow chow.

Says it’s a beer garden but I don’t see a tap list. Some beer garden.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Adam on February 22, 2020, 01:47:05 PM
Looks like the Cajun Chicken. Relish is chow chow.

Says it’s a beer garden but I don’t see a tap list. Some beer garden.

They had a solid tap list. 50 taps, nothing necessarily rare but good variety in styles and breweries. Lots of the locals like Jester King, Austin Beerworks, Live Oak, etc.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 22, 2020, 01:53:29 PM
Is that where Emo's was? edit: no, Emo's was on Red River. Scared me for a minute. ah heck, sattelite map shows a hurking office building.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 24, 2020, 01:18:45 AM
snack, or appetizer

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 24, 2020, 02:15:50 AM



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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 24, 2020, 06:24:26 AM

The Beer Garden of Eden

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on February 24, 2020, 06:28:55 AM
mom doesn't get a wiener but the kids do?

that's some messed up stuff.



snack, or appetizer

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the dedication of washing that down with a jar of Malle Dijon Original is the definition of commitment.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 24, 2020, 06:45:12 AM
Yeah, and another plus for eating on the bathroom floor.


Oh yeah I forgot why I came on here I heard a slogan that I think we should use for the hotdog thread for 2020. Otherwise I figure normal, ordinary people might not be into it as much as the six non-crazy people on here.


Big, bold and easy to hold

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on February 24, 2020, 08:22:38 AM
snack, or appetizer

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That plate is like a budget tour of a couple European countries. Except the mustard. That shits the best.


In related hotdog news the guy that owned the long-standing hotdog cart downtown( he actually sold it a few years back but it’s still running) just passed away. It’s been there since I can remember. In fact I used to bang one of the girls that worked it in high school. I moved up after that and got with a girl that worked at Burgerville. Free burgers and fries.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 24, 2020, 08:58:08 AM
   

   

   Yeah, and another plus for eating on the bathroom floor.




   Hee Hee

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 24, 2020, 09:47:16 AM

It would be ironic if the Hot Dog and Sausage thread stays so popular that it save StonerRock Radio Lives dot org, only to  kill the founders due to dangerous and irresponsible diets for  45 year olds.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Dylan Thomas on February 24, 2020, 10:20:26 AM
Has anyone ever had Beyond Sausage? I always see it at the store, I've just never tried it.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 24, 2020, 10:51:41 AM
Budget Euro tour is German style hotlinks, Canadian Kraut, Herdez Jalepeno, American Cheese, American Chips, Canadian Bun, on Japanese plate, served with Russian Vodka rocks. The Maiile (France) was a great reccomendation, RAGER.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on February 24, 2020, 11:01:05 AM
I “accidentally” leave a bunch on the knife/spoon so I have to lick it off/up.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 24, 2020, 11:02:50 AM


   I don't believe for a second that there is a Snausage that Dinger has never tried.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on February 24, 2020, 01:30:43 PM
^
Butt Sausages!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 24, 2020, 03:03:04 PM

It should cost a dollar to make a dick joke on this thread.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Dylan Thomas on February 24, 2020, 03:38:21 PM


   I don't believe for a second that there is a Snausage that Dinger has never tried.

Shows what you know. I'm very, very particular about my sausages.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 24, 2020, 04:40:12 PM
Yeah, and another plus for eating on the bathroom floor.

Did you notice its seems to be a basketweave pattern
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on February 25, 2020, 01:00:37 AM
Budget Euro tour is German style hotlinks, Canadian Kraut, Herdez Jalepeno, American Cheese, American Chips, Canadian Bun, on Japanese plate, served with Russian Vodka rocks. The Maiile (France) was a great reccomendation, RAGER.
you guys are in deep.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 25, 2020, 01:48:27 PM


Big, bold and easy to hold
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on February 28, 2020, 11:28:55 PM
I’m 42. I’m not a founder. I may be dead by 45 but it won’t be due to hot dogs.

Those kraut dogs up there with the pepper look delectable ^^^

Here’s some cris cross dogs with seasoned bowties for Friday food porn for yinz! (THE RED IS SRIRACHA NOT CATSUP)

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 29, 2020, 06:09:35 AM
You think 42 year olds can still eat salt, fat, nicotine and alcohol eh?  I been there buddy, you cannot unless you wannna look all beat up like me.




I committed to a fancy aged steak this week, when I had to finally eat it on Thursday the weather was gross but I grilled it anyway and that made it more delicious.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on February 29, 2020, 02:58:53 PM
Steak will kill you faster than the corona virus.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on February 29, 2020, 03:17:34 PM
What’s your preachy hot take on all beef franks?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Dylan Thomas on February 29, 2020, 03:38:23 PM
I saw those Beyond Sausages again at the store.

They are on sale. I wonder if I should just torch the whole village and pick some up?

I would like to go beyond sausage at some point, perhaps into the wurst dimension.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on February 29, 2020, 04:53:09 PM
The mexicans left large chunks of fat on the pork shanks soup I had last week, Big globs of velvety flavor medalions that melt in your mouth. Never gonna get that on your impossible burger!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on February 29, 2020, 04:59:08 PM
Ahem.......have you looked in the food forum lately?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 29, 2020, 06:11:07 PM
 

   There's a Food Forum™ ?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on February 29, 2020, 07:55:52 PM

Mexican Restaurants always have great soup but only in main course sizes.  I used to get chicken soup from this one place for lunch once in a while and it was fantastic but it was too weird so I added a couple tacos.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 29, 2020, 09:30:33 PM


   Restaurants are Dead

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on February 29, 2020, 09:34:54 PM
Jor el is Dead
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on February 29, 2020, 09:37:10 PM


   Bad Juju     You Fuck

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on February 29, 2020, 09:40:31 PM
Don't worry—the way you've been using "dead," it means "very much alive."















Plus, I'm "cursed"—do you see me whining aboot it?  8)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on March 01, 2020, 02:33:50 AM
Technicaly, hot-dogs are not living - neither the so-called hot-link. But they plump when you cook'em!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 01, 2020, 04:57:52 AM

Thanks for clearing that up for the board.



I have a few fine sausages in the freezer but whenever I buy brat buns I never make them and throw the buns out when they get moldy. I’m doing something wrong.

The biometric destroying chemical stew tater tots and sugsry kids ketchup spray are never happening. Never never never. 





Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 01, 2020, 12:01:51 PM
These are vegetables. Moreover leafy ones. Kale to be more specific. Kalettes to be exact. Get acquainted. Stick around a while. Fight the curse!

It’s March 1st. I just picked these. They just grow without hardly any care. You can eat them. Again. Fight the curse!

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 01, 2020, 12:54:49 PM

That’s not gonna happen. If I was on team hotdog and I wanted to insert some greens, in the spring I might skip past  the big box store hot dog food court and go to the garden section and get a few misc lettuce plants AND Swiss chard, which is delicious all summer and better in fall. 



What about ... middle school type tacos? You’d swap the unhealthy potato for corn tortillas, swap the processed meat that gives you cancer with refined beans, which are only fiber.  And swap the sugary ketchup for healthy salsa.

Plus you can add in tomato and lettuce or greens and get a little salad going.

That way, he’d get fiber and a bit of vitamins but none of the all-diet of dangerous nitrates, salt, sugar, fat, starch that he survives on now.

That hot dog meal is colon biome destroyer on a plate.   Old middle aged 45 year old white people die from their bad irresponsible diets.  Or at least are destitute from all the medical bills on the horizon.





Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 01, 2020, 01:56:53 PM

Holy cross contamination


Here’s what you don’t want to do -  If you’re cutting a cigar with your new cigar cutter, you don’t wanna lose control of it and have it fly across the room and land in a bowl full of raw chicken.


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on March 01, 2020, 02:46:16 PM
Pickle relish is a green vegetable.

:idea:
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on March 02, 2020, 01:35:47 AM
What to do if you have too many dogs and not enough buns.

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SHAFT: I rarely drink (but I do get mostly hammed up if I do have a few) I don’t look my age and just lost 60 pounds and still going down. Nicotine...had 2 cigs since Psycho and quit chewing snuff in 2011. I use nicotine gum and Zyn. I had a weak time I was chewing some snus over last year but I have quit that. I referee 500+ games a year and run on the treadmill. So if I want to eat hot dog and take pictures of them I’m gonna.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on March 02, 2020, 02:54:13 AM
You keep doing you, Jom.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 02, 2020, 03:42:13 AM

Also, type two diabetes


I’m going to die from using a raw chicken exposed cigar cutter to cut a cigar I then put in my mouth. I washed it well but it has lots of moving parts.

Salmonella!



Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Dylan Thomas on March 02, 2020, 08:08:56 AM

Holy cross contamination


Here’s what you don’t want to do -  If you’re cutting a cigar with your new cigar cutter, you don’t wanna lose control of it and have it fly across the room and land in a bowl full of raw chicken.

I used to have a cigar cutter. I haven't smoked cigars since I was in my 20's though.

So I put a price tag of like $2.99 on it and left it in the Urban Outfitter's clearance section.

That's often how I get rid of the stuff that I don't want. Urban Outfitters shoppers totally want my old junk, and I like to also support the Republican party.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 02, 2020, 08:23:00 AM

How did you get an Urban Outfitters pricing gun? Or do you help yourself to one in-store?


I made some chicken noodle soup yesterday from a chicken, the secret ingredient is Fennel root

And I save a bone to use as a bridge.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on March 02, 2020, 09:26:07 AM
just lost 60 pounds and still going down.

Wow! That’s awesome.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Dylan Thomas on March 02, 2020, 12:39:16 PM

How did you get an Urban Outfitters pricing gun? Or do you help yourself to one in-store?


I made some chicken noodle soup yesterday from a chicken, the secret ingredient is Fennel root

And I save a bone to use as a bridge.

Oh, the discounted items just have a generic orange price sticker on them, usually over the UO original price/bar code etc.

This store Deals and Steals uses the same orange price stickers, and I shop there a lot. So I just peel those off and stick them on things I want to get rid off. I drop one off about every two weeks, been doing it for almost four years now. My contributions help the Republican Party.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 02, 2020, 03:07:20 PM


   What a Guy

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on March 02, 2020, 05:39:47 PM
Ever try to sneak Black Pyramid albums into the vinyl section?   
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 02, 2020, 05:41:02 PM
Yea!

That was some funny shit
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Dylan Thomas on March 02, 2020, 06:13:41 PM
Ever try to sneak Black Pyramid albums into the vinyl section?


All our vinyl is out of print, and I wouldn't want to waste it like that.

My friend's old butane vaporizer he gave to me....now that's another matter.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on March 02, 2020, 06:33:01 PM
Ever try to sneak Black Pyramid albums into the vinyl section?

POW!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 02, 2020, 06:52:39 PM


   

   Ever try to sneak Black Pyramid albums into the vinyl section?





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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: CanookieWookie on March 02, 2020, 08:12:29 PM
Black Pyramid is much better than a fuckin' hot dog 

..no wonder soulseek can't hire a mod, idiot is all blimped out on pig scraps
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on March 02, 2020, 08:15:19 PM
You're confusing members of the norm corps. Wait aren't you a mod now?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 02, 2020, 08:18:47 PM

It’s not out of print it’s Sold Out!

Black Pyramid is not the cash cow we all thought it was.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 02, 2020, 08:20:53 PM
So Black Pyramid is like one of those snobby pizza joints that only make a little pizza dough and then run out leaving everybody mad that waited and didn’t get any?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: CanookieWookie on March 02, 2020, 08:27:43 PM
You're confusing members of the norm corps. Wait aren't you a mod now?

you idiot, that helmet doesn't know what the fuck he is doing - listen sidekick, you take over, and we can make things happen
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 02, 2020, 08:32:04 PM


   Black Pyramid were good.

   Then Dinger opened They're yap.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: CanookieWookie on March 02, 2020, 08:37:16 PM
use the good ole separation technique
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 02, 2020, 08:40:30 PM


   I try.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 02, 2020, 08:42:32 PM


   I was looking forward to seeing them at CROM....

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: CanookieWookie on March 02, 2020, 08:42:54 PM
just keep on tryin', eventually it just becomes another normal facet of your life
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Dylan Thomas on March 02, 2020, 08:59:40 PM


   I was looking forward to seeing them at CROM....

I'm sorry that we couldn't do it, I truly am. We all have a lot of things going on with work, family and school commitments. Not an excuse, and it I'd a reason. I think that it just felt too tense with the European tour the next week and loose ends in our personal lives.

I do wish that we'd figured that out a little sooner, though I think that we're all still trying to determine how we can make this work.

Sorry to disappoint, I really am. I'm hoping that there's some way we can make it up to you....
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on March 03, 2020, 01:17:41 AM
if im putting together a top 5 dogs, the classic chicago dog is on that list. along with the dodger dog, red or white hot garbage plate from rochester ny. the rest TBA.   
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on March 03, 2020, 01:41:50 AM
Chicago dog is good but not top of my list. Maybe top 10? But I am from Pittsburgh.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on March 03, 2020, 01:53:07 AM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on March 03, 2020, 01:57:53 AM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on March 03, 2020, 02:11:19 AM
Health schmealth, I want to die in my sleep after eating that. Note the mold I didn't note until half way through the 2nd one.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 03, 2020, 04:10:25 AM
Barf


Why does the hot dog food have to be gross too.  Ever since 1994, when all the women stopped cooking.

We’ve hit bottom and there is no way forward.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on March 03, 2020, 05:46:27 AM
"Note the mold I didn't note until half way through the 2nd one"

that's just penicillin, so now you won't get The Clap.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 03, 2020, 06:16:47 AM


You could get a can of baked beans (fiber! delicious!) - and eat the hot dogs sliced up in them.  If you put it on to cook for a while on low it gets classy!   When a I had to cook for the kids everyday for 17 years, I made


Retried Bean tacos
Spaghetti with tomato sauce
Polish Sausage with egg noodles
Meatloaf
Homemade Pizza
Grilled or some recipe using Chicken, beef, pork etc
Steak
PorkChops
Various complicated South American and other foreign food recipes

Then the side was a salad and one other vegetable  - best was to just make a pile of rough cut of misc vegetables, grill them as long as I’m already out there doing the meat, and everyone could pick out what they like. Has to be nicely charred up or vegetables are boring.   I made tons of ovenfries in various incarnations. And a starch like Rice. Beans. Bread.  And a relish tray. Julia needs a lot of calories to keep up her rigorous training routine.  My children were six feet tall in grade school so I needed to produce an enormous amount of food quickly everyday over and over. 



Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 03, 2020, 06:51:30 AM


   Did you save all your Bread Bags & Terlet Paper tubes?

   You can start building Bagpipes

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on March 03, 2020, 09:35:43 PM


   Black Pyramid were good.

   Then Dinger opened They're yap.

Cancel culture huh? I thought you weren't into that shit
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 03, 2020, 09:51:53 PM


   renfield, you're smarter than that.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 03, 2020, 10:27:02 PM


   ....or maybe not

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 03, 2020, 10:29:09 PM


   

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   So, everyone is gonna pretend that socket didn't just slap the crown off of Jom's head?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on March 03, 2020, 10:31:31 PM
their. Lowercase T.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 03, 2020, 10:35:05 PM


   They's   ?

   The pronoun dealio causes unnecessary confusion.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on March 03, 2020, 11:12:17 PM
Possessive Pronouns Don't Have Apostrophes (his, her, their, its); Pronoun + Verb Contractions Do (he's, she'd, they're, we've).
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 03, 2020, 11:45:16 PM


   Theys

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on March 03, 2020, 11:50:52 PM
maybe the pronouns should light up a little and stop being so possessive.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 03, 2020, 11:53:01 PM


   Morty - you see that picture at the top of the page?

   When are you gonna step back into the ring and put these fuckers in their place?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on March 04, 2020, 12:01:11 AM
   So, everyone is gonna pretend that socket didn't just slap the crown off of Jom's head?

Thanks, Lumpy.

You hear that shit, Jom?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 04, 2020, 12:03:41 AM


   Look at that fucking picture.
   Are you kidding me?

   You knew what you were doing.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on March 04, 2020, 12:04:34 AM
im getting back into the ring. you fucks are on notice.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 04, 2020, 12:05:54 AM


   YES!

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on March 04, 2020, 12:11:12 AM
Don’t google “hotdog fight”.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 04, 2020, 12:25:31 AM
Or weiner war   
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on March 04, 2020, 01:22:18 AM
Godammit.



He’s right, folks.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on March 04, 2020, 02:47:53 AM
What about "lemon party?"
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 04, 2020, 07:06:46 AM
Along with consuming unnoticed moldy bread, Are the potato chips at least a little bit wet from the hotdog water? Is the pan of hotdog water still sitting on the stove this morning?

There are details before we start handing out awards.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on March 04, 2020, 07:47:22 AM
maybe the pronouns should light up a little and stop being so possessive.

Post of the Week
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 04, 2020, 09:46:31 AM
Brat battle.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 06, 2020, 06:47:53 AM



list of prepared statements....


Ask for more clarification: “Could you say more about what you mean by that?” “How have you come to think that?”



Separate intent from impact: “I know you didn’t realize this, but when you __________ (comment/behavior), it was hurtful/offensive because___________. Instead you could___________ (different language or behavior.)”



Share your own process: “I noticed that you ___________ (comment/behavior). I used to do/say that too, but then I learned____________.”


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 06, 2020, 08:48:09 AM
That’s like Feel , Felt, Found in sales.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 06, 2020, 09:11:34 AM
I woke up on the kitchen floor again, feeling around, I felt and found a hotdog under my face
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on March 06, 2020, 10:01:00 AM
I woke up on the kitchen floor again, feeling around, I felt and found a hotdog under my face
you been hanging out with boltthrow?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 06, 2020, 10:06:34 AM
Because the hot dog reminds you of a penis
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on March 06, 2020, 10:34:33 AM
is your vienna jealous ?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 06, 2020, 11:03:06 AM
Don’t let your meat loaf


I might say, on meatloaf night
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on March 06, 2020, 11:25:26 AM
Because the hot dog reminds you of a penis
a penis under your face.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on March 06, 2020, 11:46:30 AM
Because the hot dog reminds you of a penis
a penis under your face.

POW!!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 06, 2020, 12:31:22 PM
Because the hot dog reminds you of a penis
a penis under your face.
A black penis?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on March 06, 2020, 01:52:46 PM
“I noticed that you ___________ (comment/behavior). I used to do/say that too, but then I learned____________.”

You could also phrase this as, "I'm better than you."



Either way, that's a slap.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on March 06, 2020, 01:57:02 PM
Because the hot dog reminds you of a penis
a penis under your face.
A black penis?

If that's what you want, sure!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on March 07, 2020, 07:55:27 PM
Current brat approach:
Saute onions and peppers
Add beer, about 2 tablespoons butter, healthy splash of apple cider vinegar, mustard seed, bay leaf, brats. I hear if you add the brats with the cold beer and bring to a simmer, it keeps them juicier.

Simmer grill serve etc
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on March 07, 2020, 08:02:24 PM
"Hot Dog"! Brilliant.

Can I sub a second Brat hold the beans? How about some kinda sauce for the buns, or thats probablly not needed. Nice buns. Ah, I've been using this stuff alot. Garlic spread:

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on March 07, 2020, 08:03:18 PM
I put mustard all over that shit yeah
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on March 07, 2020, 08:05:20 PM
yeah! Cold pasta salad, love it.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 07, 2020, 10:25:16 PM
“I noticed that you ___________ (comment/behavior). I used to do/say that too, but then I learned____________.”



Yeah that one’s passive aggressive. I wouldn’t do that one.  There’s no way to use that one nicely.

Ex.

I used to eat a lot of shitty food like you you fucking idiot but then I learned that if you do that you die I am better than you.


Wait, it’s for deflecting racism only. Not a general principle.  I forgot to say where I got that from. It’s for if a coworker or your Dad does racist things and you want to say something.

Ex.

Dad, I noticed that when you shook hands with that black guy you used the soul brother handshake. I used to do that too but then I learned those people don’t like that.

Also, don’t tell gay people that you know other gay people. That’s their code that it’s okay to make a move on you.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on March 08, 2020, 04:25:36 AM
Do you ever SHUT THE FUCK UP?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 08, 2020, 06:32:05 AM

I noticed that you lashed out there. I used to do that too but then I learned to love the Hot Dog thread 2020.

I moved the clock back one hour.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 08, 2020, 09:27:29 AM
I know how you FEEL. I’ve FELT the same way but I’ve FOUND that being kind will just get to you trodden  upon.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 08, 2020, 09:29:41 AM

Like poor jimjom, doing his best and you people have something smart to say about it.


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on March 08, 2020, 10:22:33 AM
 ::) Put him in the Penalty Box.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on March 08, 2020, 01:23:46 PM
I hope MJS makes willb upset today.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 08, 2020, 01:32:32 PM
Hell gave an hour less to do it. Bueno suerte.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on March 08, 2020, 05:35:07 PM
I hope MJS makes willb upset today.

Because it's International Women's Day?

(I'm not sure what that means either)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: CanookieWookie on March 08, 2020, 05:43:19 PM
I've left your political thread alone, limpdick - do you really want me to give you a whining fit?  Another one of your overage crying to the mods fit fest?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on March 08, 2020, 05:50:16 PM
That's easy for you to say.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: CanookieWookie on March 08, 2020, 08:27:59 PM
Fuck it, I'm buying you a hamburger
Title: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on March 09, 2020, 12:55:46 AM
Love the song “No Life King” by Black Pyramid along with many others.

Went to see Om and WOVENHAND with the Normals tonight. Was hungover all day. Hockey season is over so I’m celebrating. Took the light rail that’s in my parking lot (!) into Downtown then walked to a hotel to get a ride share and then an Lyft to the venue. Had two beers at a sports pub before. Then went to the show. First show in 5 months because I was in a bad and controlling relationship with a bad person (a woman). Had a few smackers at the show and also tried to buy WOVENHAND the guy a Coke -the drink- don’t think Woven is info drugs but he wasn’t having it. Om played, good, but slower than usual and I had a tough time distinguishing songs. Had an additional smacker in the downstairs pub.

Got an Uber on the way back (I have a system where I take Lyft sober and uber drunk you see) and the dude started preaching the born again bible to me when he pulled up to my place. Said he calls g-d “Dad” and recommended I did too. EDIT: I have a dad I love a lot. Wasn’t having that shit. Opened the door as he was talking. Got out and was like SEE YA (hungry,,,,belly grumbling..as I said to the admins at maybe 8 PM I think I’m fixin for some mayo dogs!) I have had a long day. Lost all my sports bets all weekend. Awesome. Dropped $40 total on ride share and ...I need some mayo dogs guys. Focus on the mayo dogs .. was great to hang with the norms and special guest Shy from Horehound for a bit.

Feel woozy now not from drinking hope it’s not the Noro. So enjoy - this is a new type of dog for me: got them at Aldis and figured out how to use the cart with the quarter because I keep losing sports bets and have a car payment now. So enjoy the photos.

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 09, 2020, 06:07:07 AM
Now finally someone is putting in some effort.


If I was newly single like jimjom I’d go to the park in the rich neighborhoods and look for foreign women with long black hair.

Get an Iranian! They are always beautiful.  Her third cousin will interfere.


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on March 09, 2020, 01:18:44 PM
Hot Dog = Freedom

Dog it up! as the kids like to say.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on March 09, 2020, 01:20:20 PM
I assume they still say that.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 09, 2020, 01:38:23 PM
If im gonna have a hotdog it’s gonna be beef not turkey. Just like I’m gonna go pork brat and not chicken. It’s an indulgence so do it right.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 09, 2020, 01:49:50 PM
Smash!

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on March 12, 2020, 02:43:07 AM
wtf kinda hot-dog that!

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 16, 2020, 02:14:33 PM

Orders for hot dogs at Walmart and Costco increased by as much as 300 percent, meat suppliers say. In response, some hot dog plants have added Saturday and Sunday shifts and have started shipping packages they were storing for Memorial Day cookouts. And hot dog makers say they have a year’s supply of spices like garlic.



Whew

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 16, 2020, 02:36:50 PM
Some here would grow a hotdog plant in their garden if they could.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on March 16, 2020, 02:54:15 PM
I just had 2 tofu dogs with mustard, relish & kraut for lunch.  :)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on March 16, 2020, 03:09:35 PM
Volkswagen sells more sausage than cars...
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on March 16, 2020, 03:11:40 PM
I just had 2 tofu dogs with mustard, relish & kraut for lunch.  :)
Fag
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on March 16, 2020, 03:16:18 PM
Volkswagen currywurst is a brand of sausage manufactured by the Volkswagen car maker since 1973. It is manufactured at the company's Wolfsburg plant and sold in restaurants in its six German factories. ... The sausage is branded as a "Volkwagen Original Part" and has been given the part number 199 398 500 A
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 16, 2020, 03:50:11 PM


   Sounds Delicious

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Pissy on March 16, 2020, 03:54:43 PM
There’s a wheat based vegan version

Allegedly. 

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Pissy on March 16, 2020, 04:09:20 PM
Remember the bacon-burger-dog from that Huxtable show?


What should be the condiment complement be for a BBD?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 16, 2020, 04:11:52 PM
Volkswagen currywurst is a brand of sausage manufactured by the Volkswagen car maker since 1973. It is manufactured at the company's Wolfsburg plant and sold in restaurants in its six German factories. ... The sausage is branded as a "Volkwagen Original Part" and has been given the part number 199 398 500 A

How did I not know this?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 16, 2020, 05:03:51 PM

When I was at Up in Smoke in Munich it was held the same weekend when Germany has some sausage eating holiday.   What is this holiday about? We eat this type of sausage and drink Weiss beer.

I was watching the History of Christianity on PBS and they covered that tradition as being a public defiance of the Pope started during the reformation.

Martin Luther!





Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on March 16, 2020, 05:37:12 PM
Seriously, Rager, they pump out a boatload of it.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 16, 2020, 05:40:45 PM


   Googled 199 398 500 A

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on March 16, 2020, 05:57:07 PM
It’s kind of amazing.

 http://newsroom.vw.com/company/meet-the-sausage-thats-one-of-volkswagens-most-popular-products/ (http://newsroom.vw.com/company/meet-the-sausage-thats-one-of-volkswagens-most-popular-products/)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 16, 2020, 06:12:22 PM
Gross you know there’s lots of bugs in plant.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on March 16, 2020, 06:32:42 PM
Bugs aren't the grossest thing in sausage, heh.

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 16, 2020, 10:35:13 PM
Lips and Assholes
The StonerRock Lives Radio dot org story
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on March 16, 2020, 11:29:23 PM
i bought a few packs for dogs to help me get through covid 19. boars head and hoffman brands.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 17, 2020, 04:43:26 AM
Those will kill you. The Corona virus is survivable.



Left: Dangerous Pittsburgh go to food.   Right: MadJohnShaft’s rich yuppie dickhead playlist.

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: khoomeizhi on March 17, 2020, 07:55:47 AM
yeah, you're always rubbin' soursop on your noni, aren't ya?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on March 17, 2020, 09:29:17 AM
tumeric's a spice and they save the lips and assholes to make calamari now

if the BBD had tomato and onion Mayochup might work well
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 17, 2020, 09:44:40 AM
Eating a lot of cured and processed meats and foods gives you cancer long term (30% increase) but short term (meaning right after consumption) immediately and substantially weakens your immune system making you much more vulnerable to dying from the coronavirus.  This is actual truth.   Try the google machine.


 https://www.todaysdietitian.com/news/exclusive0915.shtml (https://www.todaysdietitian.com/news/exclusive0915.shtml)




So we have to see if team hotdogs makes it.   I’m just going to say I told you so now in case you guys are too weak to lift your phones on Friday.


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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Pissy on March 17, 2020, 10:04:45 AM
That graphic needs Jor el’s discerning eye. 

Can i grill onions in honey butter?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 17, 2020, 10:19:47 AM
Great, it got Juan11’d and now jimjom is going to die.  Not on me.  If team hotdog can’t be bothered to click back on page 82 well I’ve done all I can for now.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 17, 2020, 10:22:48 AM


   Mmmmmm....Cookies

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 17, 2020, 10:23:00 AM
tumeric's a spice and they save the lips and assholes to make calamari now

if the BBD had tomato and onion Mayochup might work well

Ah. They changed the recipe from turkey buttholes. When was this?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 17, 2020, 03:03:13 PM



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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on March 17, 2020, 05:03:18 PM
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on March 17, 2020, 05:45:22 PM
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So every time you have a hot dog just have a garlic and it'll balance
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 17, 2020, 07:45:53 PM

Reinfeld is the hot dog intern.



Maybe we should just eat all the hot dogs we want since we’re all going to die.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on March 18, 2020, 01:14:57 AM
He put a big hot dog in his pants, to get to the front of the hot dog line? Why not eat the big hot dog in his pants, and skip the line? Doesn't make sense.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 18, 2020, 01:19:24 AM
This is not the what are you drinking column.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 18, 2020, 05:27:46 AM

Maybe Jor el’s animation skills are weak after setting up that new really cool entertainment system. The boner aspect of that animation is unclear to me. It’s not even funny or offensive or dumb it’s more like just a poor choice.

Two fails by Jor el

One to go
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on March 18, 2020, 08:48:33 AM
Pushy dude with big dick wants big hot dog?


Pushy dude with little dick wants little guitars.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on March 18, 2020, 08:17:39 PM

Reinfeld is the hot dog intern.



Maybe we should just eat all the hot dogs we want since we’re all going to die.

Don't mind if I do

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 18, 2020, 08:33:47 PM
Live it up right? Fuck this shit.

Hot Dogs!

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 18, 2020, 08:39:53 PM


   That looks Absolutely Fabulous

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on March 18, 2020, 11:02:32 PM
im having a hotdog with chili over white rice tonight. 
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 18, 2020, 11:03:20 PM

“Eat like there’s no tomorrow”


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Pissy on March 19, 2020, 08:44:40 AM
Next level “brown food tastes better” stuff. 
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 19, 2020, 09:06:28 AM


   I'm offended.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 19, 2020, 09:08:36 AM
I can ID 33% of that brown food.


Maybe like toaster burned sourdough bread, improperly prepared shriveled gas station dogs and some sort of pre shredded dairy like orange.... cheese?

I’m not sure what’s the story with that fast food style salad, the duplicate servings of beans and the brown disc like objects in the front and in the back behind the hotdogs.  Maybe it’s the same food, just distributed about for gluttony reasons.


Those brown things are maybe are some packaging material left in frame. Sometimes I take a picture and then need to take another one because there will be some napkins or some wrappers that mess up the mise-en-scen.
 

Missing:  moms ketchup spray across the top of everything.


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 19, 2020, 09:14:30 AM
I got it....


I love these!   So much

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 19, 2020, 09:16:03 AM


   Do you dip those in Ranch ?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 19, 2020, 09:19:15 AM
I appreciate them in Ghardettos but somehow never buy them - wonder why?


I think in the 70’s people always used those for cheese fondue?  I can’t think why my parents would otherwise get a luxury item like specialty rye crackers.



Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Pissy on March 19, 2020, 09:39:20 AM
Indian beans are offensive.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 19, 2020, 09:40:10 AM


   I hope the Fondue restaurants can survive by doing take-oot only.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 19, 2020, 09:41:21 AM



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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 19, 2020, 09:42:58 AM
^ that’s some fine completion right there. 





Ah shit! Hot cheeese right in my flip flops.  Burning Sterno on the backseat



Maybe team hotdogs likes the ladies - if you switch to smoothies, chicks dig you.


Jimjom has a physical reaction to fiber

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on March 19, 2020, 01:35:33 PM
I can ID 33% of that brown food.


Maybe like toaster burned sourdough bread, improperly prepared shriveled gas station dogs and some sort of pre shredded dairy like orange.... cheese?

I’m not sure what’s the story with that fast food style salad, the duplicate servings of beans and the brown disc like objects in the front and in the back behind the hotdogs.  Maybe it’s the same food, just distributed about for gluttony reasons.


Those brown things are maybe are some packaging material left in frame. Sometimes I take a picture and then need to take another one because there will be some napkins or some wrappers that mess up the mise-en-scen.
 

Missing:  moms ketchup spray across the top of everything.

All of your criticisms are justified and correct. Some of it can be excused by the fact that there wasn't any food at the grocery store so that prefab salad wouldn't be a normal choice I'd make. Nor were the pretzel buns although they ended up being quite good. The cheese is some giant block of rubber looking extra sharp cheddar, which I will probably use for some emergency quesadillas or nachos if supplies remain unreliable.

Two kinda of chips (blue corn rubbed with chili powder, sweet potato) + pineapple salsa + cowboy caviar = monotony of color but the flavors were good.

Worst offense is going to be my failure of thinking to use my badass new flame broiler to do the buns and dogs. No excuses there aside from generally losing my mind for the last week.

I managed to stock THE FUCK UP today at food 4 less so hopefully I will bring less shame upon the forum with subsequent ventures.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on March 19, 2020, 02:11:46 PM
Hi, renfield!

I'm currently on Shaftbatical 2.0, but I may consider unblocking MJS at some point in the future.

Until then, feed the Shaft if you must (hopefully Brown Food), but please don't quote him.

Thanks in advance for your prompt attention to this important matter.

Respectfully,

RacerX
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on March 19, 2020, 02:16:00 PM
I think this block feature is too powerful and has gone to our heads

Us using the block function:

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on March 19, 2020, 02:21:35 PM
I'll admit I'm feeling a bit giddy now, but not feeling guilty at all.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 19, 2020, 02:40:05 PM
I got to go in there and figure out how to unblock you two idiots maybe Jor el could just summarize what you’re up to.   Probably like the president, RyanFeld is saying that his meal with no aesthetic appeal is the fault of the virus.

Happy raisa Rex is probably correcting something.




Hot dogs or whatever the fuck thread.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on March 20, 2020, 02:01:51 AM
(Nailed it)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 20, 2020, 05:14:21 AM

Hot Dogs and Sausage Smash!



After team hotdog dies early of the Corona virus because if this poor diet, how are we going to get on here once the moderates are both dead.   Maybe you could give another adult the passwords - like DonG, willb and Andy - for safe keeping.




Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 20, 2020, 01:42:29 PM
Here’s a foot long. 

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 20, 2020, 02:03:29 PM
Looks better than all the prior posts
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 20, 2020, 02:20:23 PM


   So, Cannibalism is the name of your Game

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on March 20, 2020, 03:19:10 PM
But that's obviously supposed to be a foot long sub from Subway. Haven't we gone over this? A hotdog isn't a sangwich and as fast as I know Subway doesn't sell hot dogs. Take it to the Hoagie thread.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 20, 2020, 03:20:38 PM
Dammit. I totally fucked up. Sorry fellas.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 20, 2020, 05:42:53 PM
Thanks for getting me involved. Now the hotdog and sausage thread is totally ruined. We could’ve used its solidity during these trying times.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on March 20, 2020, 07:22:13 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 20, 2020, 07:24:22 PM


   Get your SEARS™ dumbbells oot of the living room before somebody trips over them.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 20, 2020, 07:42:21 PM


Hey jimjom- what would you pay for two 1975 Iron City tall boy cans - one celebrating the Steelers Super Bowl win?

 
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 20, 2020, 07:56:31 PM
By the way, I would totally Smash! That table*.



*juggling. Wood only,



Mother Fuxkign Hot Dog Thread!


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on March 21, 2020, 06:18:09 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on March 21, 2020, 06:20:46 PM
Now finally someone is putting in some effort.


If I was newly single like jimjom I’d go to the park in the rich neighborhoods and look for foreign women with long black hair.

Get an Iranian! They are always beautiful.  Her third cousin will interfere.
If this fuckin virus would end I’d be okay none of these women on the dating apps want to meet anyone. Their loss. I dated a Korean woman not an Iranian woman but they’re both part of the axis of evil. She was South. So I get it.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 21, 2020, 06:57:14 PM

Get like an old one. It’s all the same. She’s probably funny and sarcastic.



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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on March 21, 2020, 08:41:38 PM
Nah. This woman said she was “fluent in sarcasm” which I’ve seen a hundred times on those sites. She was a year older than me. She was a total jagoff.

I bet on horse racing all day and have some skin on Australian Rules Football later.

Made some shit in the crockpot today go ahead and make fun of it

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 21, 2020, 08:50:00 PM
Pick up a rich old widow at the track. Take mopey socket with you.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on March 21, 2020, 11:38:25 PM
I have no problem picking up the older broads.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 22, 2020, 06:28:11 AM
 But they yell ‘let me down!’


No, that crock pot thing is aces.

  I make ‘gravy’ once in a while which is any meat -  I used pork chops and sausages but you could use chicken or a round steak, the normal  sofrita prep, appropriate vegetables, and spaghetti sauce. Cook six hours. Eat over spaghetti. Zero work. 


You can stick a whole chicken in and so on.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on March 22, 2020, 07:17:45 AM
Made some shit in the crockpot today go ahead and make fun of it

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Is that cabbage? Super good for you. It's cruciferous (like broccoli, cauliflower and brussel sprouts) which supposedly has health benefits. Lots of fiber, and almost no calories.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 22, 2020, 07:43:37 AM
This is a great way to get fiber without sugar and fat.



I am crazy for the homemade sauerkraut I made which is an easy project you can do like nothing.  It is sooooo much better than the pasteurized kind you can buy.  You must massage them with your fingers and really get the salt worked into it so it produces a ton of water.

Dump in a big ass jar, mush down under the liquid.

If you have existing lactomfermented anything you can splash a bit liquid into it as a starter culture but do not need to.  Then you are evolving your own brand of yeast just in your house, like sour dough!

Stick on counter with a plastic bag filled with water for an airlock, wait couple weeks, removing the white stuff with a paper towel here and there.

Jar when it is as strong as you want,  the best!



All that homemade fermented mustard same deal - it got ate fast. Next year I am kicking up my game ten fold.



The pickled things that I lose interest in go in the crock pot for pork or beef. The best!


All that fermented stuff is a gut microbe super food, replaces the ones the sugar fat starchy no fiber diet kills (in only one meal).


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on March 22, 2020, 09:43:09 AM
Take it to the crock pot thread.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on March 22, 2020, 12:17:37 PM
I agree, please lactoferment stuff. You can do it with anything.

(vegetable weight + water weight) * 0.2 = amount of salt to add, I've also heard 0.3.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 22, 2020, 01:18:53 PM

I just can’t use grocery store vegetables- If they are not farmers market or homegrown it seems contrived. 

Which is kinda dumb.



Conundrum


Hot Dog Thread wins if  we die from the virus but loses if we don’t and live long enough for the cancer and diabetes to start.   What to do, what to do

It is a race!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 22, 2020, 01:19:56 PM


   Is it safe to go to the grocer for Kielbasa ?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 22, 2020, 01:38:32 PM
That’s never been safe(r)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on March 23, 2020, 09:53:50 AM
That’s never been safe(r)
I did a welfare check on HDBs and we are in good shape at least in the Burgh:

Thanks for saying the kill bossa was looking edible. It turned out well.

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 23, 2020, 10:50:59 AM
Hmmm....that looks like still more of whatever that is.  Sugar, salt and starch.   No fiber.  That is not food.


No, I mean instead do you have available any food adult people actually can safely buy and consume. I know Whole Foods is out, but maybe like drive to a neighborhood where old Jews live or misc Middle East and Indians and look in those stores. Maybe Pittsburgh leaves the non-dead not horribly  unsafe food to the ethnics.  Check the produce area and the outer perimeter of the store for food that is not from the tan colored food group.


For example, dinner tonight will be

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 23, 2020, 11:18:03 AM


   If this were the land of the dead, Shaft would be one of the folks living in Fiddler's Green

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 23, 2020, 12:41:51 PM


   ^^^  That's a Zombie reference

   (for the Pittsburgh Fools who have no idea who George Romero is)

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on March 23, 2020, 01:05:31 PM
Warehouse 4-pack works out to $7.50lb delivered. Not the best but...
They spell it Kiolbassa

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 23, 2020, 05:45:24 PM


I don’t follow your stupid dork interests because I was into StonerRock and afraid of girls - but are you trying to say some idiotic part of dork culture thinks you shouldn’t have a proper diet? Because, well then I think that sorts itself out soon enough.



Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 23, 2020, 05:48:59 PM
I made the kids wacky lunch today, because they have office hours as TAs at they schools, so technically they are at work.

Pretty good turkey sub, three Doritos and some vegan fucking horseshit disguised as fun snacks.

Shit I forgot the mustard selection for the weird artsinal pretzels. 


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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on March 23, 2020, 06:49:56 PM
Three Doritos?   You are all going to die.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 23, 2020, 06:51:32 PM
I had a brat with taters and Brussels sprouts with some home made kraut for lunch. Kinda farty.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 23, 2020, 06:54:07 PM
I have the acorn squash and round steak mushroom thingy cooking away. With fun toasts.  Once it’s done I’ll throw the pineapple in the oven to char up a bit. Or chocolate ice cream.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 23, 2020, 07:09:42 PM
Don’t put the ice cream in the oven. It never turns out right. Try the microwave.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on March 23, 2020, 07:10:55 PM
Don’t put the ice cream in the oven. It never turns out right. Try the microwave.

Mello Yellow then
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 23, 2020, 07:21:10 PM
Wrong thread.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on March 23, 2020, 07:22:29 PM
Three Doritos?   You are all going to die.

oh shit busted!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on March 23, 2020, 07:44:53 PM
Wrong thread.

Thanks Bud
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on March 23, 2020, 08:22:54 PM
That lunch for the 20 year old kids is some lame ass shit.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thre
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 23, 2020, 08:29:16 PM
Do you ever add any content anywhere or are you the narrator for the whole fucking Internet?



He was a hot dog man
In a Pittsburgh hot dog town
He used to work in the steelmills
But the steelmills all closed down.

- Hot Dog Man by John cougar Mellencamp
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 23, 2020, 08:39:32 PM


   You Dumbass

   John Cougar Mellencamp doesn't even know how to eat Hot Dogs.


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on March 23, 2020, 08:53:19 PM
11.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: retardgroove on March 23, 2020, 09:01:32 PM


   You Dumbass

   John Cougar Mellencamp doesn't even know how to eat Hot Dogs.

Best out of context quote this year?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 23, 2020, 09:20:30 PM


   I owe this honor to so many people - I'd like to thank Hitler....

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on March 23, 2020, 09:50:31 PM
My Grandfather worked in the mills. He was kind of an asshole.

Making tacos later in the week I’ll post that to the food and drink blog thread.

Anyone else watching RAW?

Hot dogs
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 23, 2020, 11:14:55 PM
Oh god. Just put em here.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 24, 2020, 10:42:49 AM


I had four grandparents

Elmer - roofer In Minneapolis (cold!)
William - printer in Minneapolis
Rudy - elected county official in Ironwood Michigan
Jack - butcher shop owner in Newberry MI



Hot dog and Sausage Thread!
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 24, 2020, 10:52:25 AM


   Do you still have your interview with your Grandmother?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Pissy on March 24, 2020, 10:57:28 AM
Four grandfathers. 
I imagine there was at least one grandmother. 

I had a Grandma Dorothy too.  She died a few years ago with ALS.  Oddly, a bucket of ice water didn’t seem to help. 
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: lftwng4 on March 24, 2020, 12:02:25 PM


I had four grandparents

Elmer - roofer In Minneapolis (cold!)
William - printer in Minneapolis
Rudy - elected county official in Ironwood Michigan
Jack - butcher shop owner in Newberry MI



Hot dog and Sausage Thread!

Hey Shaft, you ever spend time in Newberry?   We stay there sometimes when we're snowmobiling in the U.P.
It's a cool little town.  There's no butcher shop there(to my knowledge) but it's still got a nifty little downtown area.
I'm really curious what that place was like in the 70's.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 24, 2020, 01:25:22 PM
Newberry - In the 80’s and then couple years ago for last funeral.  The butcher shop was long gone by the time I was on the scene.  That’s only outdoor rec area now.   I think my stepdad has a brother still there, the rest escaped.




Ironwood is across the border from mobbed up Hurley WI where Dillinger jumped out the motel window in the movie

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Pissy on March 24, 2020, 01:39:23 PM
In the punk rock 70’s and 80’s Newberry had a mental health correction center.  And not the good kind. 

Ironwood today is the home of the people that make this hipster hat. 

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Hurley’s high school mascot is the Midget.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 24, 2020, 01:57:07 PM


   Hipster Hat?

   Wonder how many The Rage will order.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Pissy on March 24, 2020, 02:02:23 PM
Perhaps you’re right.  My dad has many of them.  I have one.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Pissy on March 24, 2020, 02:15:41 PM
Speaking of lumbersexuals, I asked for a Pendleton wool shirt for xmas.  I got one. 

It was made in Mexico.

I want to blame someone from Portland. 

Chorizo Pendelton - to stay on topic. 
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: lftwng4 on March 24, 2020, 02:32:00 PM
In the punk rock 70’s and 80’s Newberry had a mental health correction center.  And not the good kind. 

Ironwood today is the home of the people that make this hipster hat. 

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Hurley’s high school mascot is the Midget.

There's still a massive correctional facility there.  Not sure if it's for mental health prisoners, or the general population.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Pissy on March 24, 2020, 02:57:54 PM
That’s relatively new.  The old place was Newberry State Hospital.  Closed in early 90’s.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 24, 2020, 03:13:24 PM
Because it was haunted

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on March 24, 2020, 04:11:45 PM
Because they were farming out babies.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 24, 2020, 04:12:48 PM

I ordered a pizza and a guy dressed like a cowboy brought it.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 24, 2020, 06:49:27 PM
Here I am in a lighthouse in Newberry Michigan

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Pissy on March 24, 2020, 06:59:54 PM
Not saying there’s no lighthouse there, but....

It’s 60 miles from any lake. 

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Perhaps Whitefish Point?  Near Taquamenon falls?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: lftwng4 on March 24, 2020, 07:32:11 PM
Not saying there’s no lighthouse there, but....

It’s 60 miles from any lake. 

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Perhaps Whitefish Point?  Near Taquamenon falls?

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.  There's several lighthouses up on the point. 
9 miles south of there is a small town called Paradise.  Very small restaurant in Paradise called the Berry Patch.  Delicious blueberry pie, my wife loves it.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 24, 2020, 08:25:27 PM
Yep where the museum of the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 24, 2020, 08:44:56 PM
Thing about blueberry pie is, when I was a kid I never wanted birthday cake. I wanted blueberry pie. Or even better, huckleberry pie.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 24, 2020, 08:57:22 PM



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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 24, 2020, 09:16:00 PM
Haha. Good one.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on March 25, 2020, 04:47:11 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 25, 2020, 05:05:36 PM
I dialed 9 and 1 - mash the keyboard if I should dial 1 again...


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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on March 25, 2020, 05:44:11 PM
Well I know it’s not a novel concept but it was fuckin delicious
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on March 25, 2020, 05:55:11 PM
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Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 25, 2020, 06:49:19 PM

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 25, 2020, 07:26:23 PM
Hot Tacos. Sung like hot pockets.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on March 25, 2020, 07:36:26 PM
I'd totally smash a few Hot Tacos.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on March 25, 2020, 09:05:52 PM
You guys wouldnt belive how many hotdogs i bought because coronavirus.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 25, 2020, 10:03:13 PM


   Hee Hee

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 25, 2020, 10:14:46 PM
Buying the hot dog doesn’t mean what you think it means.


We just had hotdogs. Didn’t think to take a picture though. 
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 25, 2020, 11:41:48 PM
If it is what we think then we don’t wanna see pics.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 26, 2020, 05:12:52 AM

This thread is now the Donald Trump of StonerRock Radio Lives dot org and the further disintegration into taco dog is the ‘grab em by the pussy’ of that


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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on March 26, 2020, 06:39:01 AM
you're still cranky?

go take a walk and some weed or something, sheesh.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on March 26, 2020, 10:09:37 AM
CATCH THE WAVE: WORLDWIDE SHAFTBATICAL 2.0
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on March 26, 2020, 04:31:37 PM
Mods can't fucking block people. It's super lame.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 26, 2020, 04:37:27 PM


   Shaftbatical 2.0 should last the entirety of the Wuhan Lockdown.

   Actually, a month longer - just to be safe.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on March 26, 2020, 05:04:09 PM
What happened to whatshisname? Did he fuck off voluntarily, or did the big cane come from offstage and hook him?

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on March 26, 2020, 05:48:29 PM
He took himself oot.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on March 26, 2020, 06:12:14 PM
he keeps trying to commit suicide by mod lol
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 26, 2020, 06:26:58 PM
Hold on a second, I wrote a song, which is rendering....
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 26, 2020, 06:29:22 PM
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on March 26, 2020, 06:31:32 PM
At least one truly great thing came out of this whole quarantine debacle
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 26, 2020, 06:39:13 PM
I’ll probably write a song about  you, when it your turn later, because you are still a young squirt you have to go last.

It’s rendering but you can learn the words


Reinfeld’s white suit, the thread
Where did it go, he’s dead
Replaced by a dot
Instead


Birthed by Jor El
The pot head
Replaced by a Bot
Instead


Reinfeld’s white suit
the thread !


Derailed by willb
The block head
He’s now gone too
Stonerrock, the Hot Dog and Sausage The Threeeeeaaaaaadddddd!





Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 26, 2020, 07:19:50 PM
Just exactly how stoned are you? 🤨
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on March 26, 2020, 07:40:51 PM
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that's the face right there
Title: Re:Gross Taco Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 26, 2020, 08:08:06 PM
It’s the second greatest original song on the taco hot dog thread today alone.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 26, 2020, 08:14:22 PM


   I'm getting ready to birth a mud monkey.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 26, 2020, 08:28:56 PM
It seems like hot dogs, tools,  Corona and the blog are moving along but it seems like the stupid people needed the willb vibe to function out loud on the Star Wars and the other juvenile threads around others.


Maybe the virus will get them first.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on March 26, 2020, 08:35:29 PM
Stop ruining all the threads, jackass.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 26, 2020, 08:42:10 PM

Are you even sheltering in place? We’re supposed to do stuff not masturbate and play some mindless video games like a 39 year old idiot forever until you die.

I feel like Pittsburgh is the metaphorical Arzgarthian anchor of StonerRock radio lives dot org.

Where eventually we will just die of boredom because everybody is too fussy and under confident in themselves to type anything interesting.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on March 26, 2020, 08:47:01 PM
What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you ok?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on March 26, 2020, 08:52:33 PM
Since shaft insists on posting everything in whatever thread I'll just leave this here.

Vegan butter with a bunch of onions and garlic sauteed, salt, pepper, vegan mozzarella cheese, tainan noodles, 2 packs.

Inspired by a ramen hacks video.
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 26, 2020, 09:43:47 PM


   2 Rafts !

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on March 26, 2020, 10:07:31 PM
We’re supposed to do stuff not masturbate and play some mindless video games like a 39 year old idiot forever until you die.


Now you tell me. :(
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 26, 2020, 10:14:31 PM
Focus


Socket thinks since he turned 40 his shit don’t stink.



Everyone needs to work twice as hard. 
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 26, 2020, 10:22:21 PM
Vegan butter?  You mean margarine? 

I had to look up how to spell it 😂.

I’ll trade you stoves.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 26, 2020, 11:21:54 PM


   Vegas Butter

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on March 27, 2020, 01:02:11 AM
Yeah essentially margarine but some dickhead brand. All I had was the fake soft spread shit so I just globbed a bunch of that into the pan. Was honestly pretty fucking prisonly good. The "cheese" slices are ok but kind of expensive for what they are, but solidified it a little. Felt like the child that I am eating it. Hey shaft, my living room is dedicated to video games from my childhood, so I shelter in place regularly.

My famous Sleestak's 4th of July Party Salsa tomorrow. Maybe some french onion ramen, too. Who the fuck knows? Guys, I'm fucking bored.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on March 27, 2020, 01:05:59 AM
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Made this trash the other day. Tasted like chemicals. Anyone want the other box?

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 27, 2020, 04:31:27 AM
That meal deserves a song of its own.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: khoomeizhi on March 27, 2020, 07:52:12 AM
the vegan ouvre isn't usually so monochromatic, is it?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 27, 2020, 08:07:26 AM
The Interiors of meals
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on March 27, 2020, 10:19:43 AM
I eat a lot of vegetables but that's boring and this is the thread for food that will kill us, or whatever master shaft has to say.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on March 27, 2020, 10:39:42 AM
I never had someone do a song about me unless you count happy birthday but the lyrics only reflect me when they say “Dear jimjom (then someone else in the back says my real name and mumbles it) and at the end everyone says “you old potato” ((pronounced potayta)) is this Appalachia or the Midwest!?

Hot dogs.
Title: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: neighbor664 on March 27, 2020, 01:00:43 PM
I had meant to put this up the other day. A couple kraut dogs and baked potato.
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 27, 2020, 01:03:41 PM


   Nice!

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on March 27, 2020, 02:01:40 PM
Great, now I want a baked potato.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 27, 2020, 04:13:17 PM


   Don't Fuck Up

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on March 27, 2020, 06:11:47 PM
Don't fuck yourself.

French Onion Ramen

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on March 27, 2020, 08:32:03 PM
Wtf
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on March 27, 2020, 09:26:42 PM
DELISH that's Wtf
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on March 27, 2020, 09:44:48 PM
Id eat it in a time of crisis like now.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 27, 2020, 10:10:01 PM
So would I.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 27, 2020, 11:10:24 PM


   1 Raft or 2 ?

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: sleestak on March 27, 2020, 11:27:43 PM
Ivory chopsticks or wooden?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 27, 2020, 11:35:26 PM


   Doesn't look like a proper Noodle Bowl

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on March 28, 2020, 12:52:25 AM
Lol a single oddly round "raft."
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on March 28, 2020, 12:52:45 AM
Ivory chopsticks or wooden?
POTY?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 28, 2020, 09:08:51 AM
That meal doesn’t deserve a song so much as a epic poem.

Salt, fat, sugar, starch.


You guys are too old to eat such fiber poor diets - add one thing you like. Beans? Any beans. An orange. Any greens.  Oatmeal.

You also need probiotics- pickles, saurkraut, yogurt, cheese.


How about refried bean tacos on corn tortillas?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on March 28, 2020, 11:59:17 PM
i got a pretty good stash of dogs and sausage. i need more beans. the key is beans.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 29, 2020, 12:29:19 AM
I still have prolly 3.5 maybe 4 pounds of brats and kielbasa’s. I bight 5 pounds couple month ago.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on March 29, 2020, 12:32:03 AM
Fiber makes me shit blood, Dr Shaft. What now?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 29, 2020, 12:33:48 AM
Eat steel cut oats every morning and report your shits right back here.

Uniform in shape and size and no more odor than a freshly baked biscuit
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on March 29, 2020, 01:09:32 AM
okay. Paul Bunyan
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 29, 2020, 01:12:20 AM
Bunyan’s?  I ain5 talkin bout ma feet.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on March 29, 2020, 01:26:28 AM
That meal doesn’t deserve a song



Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 29, 2020, 07:41:34 AM

I am assuming Pittsburgh's anemic virus response is equally born of the fear of being seen as 'gay'.

How Sophisticated
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on March 29, 2020, 09:56:40 AM
Yeah, you're probably right.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on March 29, 2020, 03:17:15 PM
I made tacos
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 29, 2020, 04:22:49 PM
Tacos? Gay. Let’s kick his ass



I feel like food is asexual for the most part

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on March 29, 2020, 04:25:09 PM
Yeah, you really got us pegged, jackass.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 29, 2020, 05:53:26 PM
I don’t think pegging is asexual. But whatever.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: peoplething on March 29, 2020, 06:55:20 PM
and food can be sexed up, duh

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 29, 2020, 08:08:56 PM
I made bread, short ribs, celeriac mashed potatoes and a spinach salad. The gravy from the short ribs good stuff.  And horseradish sauce.



I didn’t take this bad photo though

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on March 29, 2020, 08:27:48 PM
stop barfing on the Hot Dog Thread
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on March 29, 2020, 09:16:50 PM
What's the glob or white stuff on the floor?

Dude, RUN
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on March 29, 2020, 09:24:53 PM
phatt dogg

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Pissy on March 30, 2020, 07:26:00 AM
I made bread too.  I cheated and added active yeast to the dough.  It worked, mostly.  Timing is a bitch with bread.  It seems like it needs to go in the oven at the same time dinner is coming together, and the oven is occupied with other things.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 30, 2020, 08:22:59 AM
No it doesn’t
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: jimjom on March 30, 2020, 09:54:21 PM
Just spent most of my day making 80 of these meals in these Gladware containers to nourish me in end times. Freezing them. Ha see you guys on the wild side. I’ll be the alive one munchin’ on a h-o-t double-g  - yeah I’m a survivalist but instead of being on some boring dickhead ranch in Idaho I’m right here on the light rail which I can hop any time shit goes pear shaped!!! STEELERS!!!!!!!

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 30, 2020, 10:17:02 PM
😂
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 30, 2020, 10:20:04 PM

One of them is poisoned - but which one? On the edge!



Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on March 30, 2020, 10:31:20 PM
Sweet bento box
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 30, 2020, 10:38:04 PM
More like a Bent No box
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on March 30, 2020, 10:51:36 PM
Ha! Genius
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on March 31, 2020, 02:25:47 PM
What's a Hotgg?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: neighbor664 on March 31, 2020, 02:53:00 PM
That's a "If the 'rona don't get me a vitamin deficiency may"-o-box.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Pissy on March 31, 2020, 03:07:42 PM
What's a Hotgg?

A hot G.G. Is like a Cleveland steamer, but includes a bathtub for reasons that instantly become obvious upon commencement.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on March 31, 2020, 03:59:47 PM
Jimjom is going to outlast us all. He clearly has an iron constitution.

hashtagnokidding
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 31, 2020, 05:33:09 PM

No he is most certainly not.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on March 31, 2020, 07:23:17 PM
Made more french onion ramen and now I need a nap.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 31, 2020, 08:56:17 PM
Yeah, you can’t eat that - it’s not good for you.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on March 31, 2020, 09:32:48 PM
You could add a fried egg for minerals.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on March 31, 2020, 09:42:52 PM
It’s even in the yellow/tan food category so your reptilian brain will be able to register it as food.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on March 31, 2020, 10:02:40 PM
Fuck nutrition—I don't have to read his stupid posts to predict that Shaft will die first due to his excessive "worrying about others."
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on March 31, 2020, 10:13:14 PM
Vitamin E in the egg yolk, bros.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on March 31, 2020, 10:39:14 PM
I ate 3 entire onions. Shrugs.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Jor el on March 31, 2020, 10:56:03 PM


   stanky

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on March 31, 2020, 11:17:26 PM
Stanks
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 01, 2020, 07:05:32 AM

According to my careful research a poor diet leads to death from the Corona virus due to a weakening of the macho immune system

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on April 01, 2020, 11:51:01 AM
Onions are super good for you. In the Allium family.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 01, 2020, 12:09:10 PM
Yes
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on April 01, 2020, 02:45:18 PM
I'll kick your ass, old man. Am I doing it right, wuss?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on April 01, 2020, 03:12:38 PM
I'll kick your ass, old man. Am I doing it right, wuss?

He's kicking his own ass just fine.

You could kick his ass outta here, but then there'd be like 7 total posts per day.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on April 01, 2020, 03:14:15 PM
Shaft and Will B both trying to commit suicide by mod, you hate to see it
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on April 01, 2020, 03:27:29 PM
Shaft and Will B both trying to commit suicide by mod, you hate to see it

At least wilbur has curtailed his rantings of late. Shaft's ramping it up.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on April 01, 2020, 07:05:33 PM
Thank you Howard Cosell.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on April 01, 2020, 07:25:22 PM
I read that in his own voice.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RacerX on April 01, 2020, 07:40:45 PM
Mine or Cosell's?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on April 01, 2020, 08:33:51 PM
His
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on April 01, 2020, 09:06:28 PM
God's?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 01, 2020, 09:11:31 PM
Progress.



I defrosted three chicken thighs and while those were browning on the stove in the slow cooker insert, I Mexican’d spiced the hell out of them and got them all browned up and then topped them with a half bottle of the shiatsu green fermented pepper sauce from last fall.  Into the slow cooker. 



Where after some hours I put in a cup of brown lentils and a cup of wild rice mix and even more garlic and four or six cups of water.   And made a misc salad of all the extra open stuff sitting around  - which is some ripped up greens, carrots, onions,  cheese, dried cranberries and almonds and an apple.

Later - everyone called it the best food ever. It is gone.  These people know their lentils rice and chicken. 


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on April 01, 2020, 09:17:47 PM
Hot dog or snausage related?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 01, 2020, 09:26:15 PM
I for one, feel it is okay to wear the same clothes over and over- I shower everyday but then just wear the same clothes again.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on April 01, 2020, 10:02:31 PM
I’m out of hotdogs and sausages.  Society is on the brink.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 01, 2020, 10:10:52 PM
You can buy them at every store.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on April 01, 2020, 10:45:47 PM
You can.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: renfield on April 01, 2020, 10:48:38 PM
I wish my local store accepted shaftbucks
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on April 01, 2020, 11:01:42 PM


I defrosted three chicken thighs

HERO
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on April 01, 2020, 11:02:35 PM
Coincidentally, I got lucky today my costco order of kiolbassa delivered that I ordered a couple weeks ago. Waaay too many links since the "use by" date is not that far off, I'll have to pedal some - or have a socially distancing potluck. But, I looked just now and the price per lb has doubled (same price but less in the pack). Regular smoked and Jalapeno variety. Not exactly a ballpark frank, though.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on April 01, 2020, 11:03:47 PM
Should be able to freeze?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on April 01, 2020, 11:05:45 PM
Def, they in the freezer, nice and cozy. I'll probably vac seal them too, just to extra protect my stash
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on April 01, 2020, 11:06:49 PM
Ride out the apocalypse with your frozen wieners.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: neighbor664 on April 01, 2020, 11:08:54 PM
Sorry no pictures.
I ran out of buns so a couple of dogs, beans, kraut and yellow mustard in a bowl for lunch today.
Dinner was peppered bacon covered pork loin, baked yam, steamed spinach, and lemonade from our tree.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on April 01, 2020, 11:13:04 PM
I'm really supposed to believe you have a lemonade tree?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: neighbor664 on April 01, 2020, 11:14:22 PM
I'm really supposed to believe you have a lemonade tree?

An orange juice tree too.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 02, 2020, 06:28:44 AM

You can buy a can of Heinz baked beans and cut up the hot dogs and eat them that way.

Fiber!

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Lumpy on April 02, 2020, 06:58:32 AM
Hobo style, over the campfire.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 02, 2020, 07:06:54 AM
Yeah, a step up in classy
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 02, 2020, 02:27:47 PM
Lunch is Mexican chorizo and potatoes- I still think a shift to this direction would be very simple.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on April 02, 2020, 03:41:15 PM
Jalapeno kiolbassa trick in kale brown rice tomato (added seaweed) accompanied by egg chive scramble

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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 02, 2020, 03:59:32 PM
See he could do that if you’d stop accusing him of being a homosexual for eating healthily. In a pink shirt.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Pissy on April 02, 2020, 04:35:37 PM
when does that spill over into weed munchies food?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 02, 2020, 06:53:14 PM
When you eat it off of corn chips.

Yes!

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on April 02, 2020, 07:14:02 PM
Corn chips are macho food, though.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on April 02, 2020, 07:38:40 PM
Needs peanut butter and strawberries.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 02, 2020, 08:54:47 PM
The corn chips could be the gateway.



They won’t eat strawberries though.

Gay.




Make sure in Pittsburgh when you fill out the medical intake form that you check off compromised immune system due to a lifetime of a dangerous, poor diet.


Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on April 03, 2020, 08:42:34 AM
I made a batch of kraut on Wednesday so I’ll be able to contribute to this thread in a couple weeks. It’ll always be sausages with me. Never hot dogs.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 03, 2020, 08:48:21 AM
I just opened the last jar of the three, I should kick some off too.  I guess no farmers market? I am afraid to look.




My mustard seeds for planting have arrived. It was a chore to find yellow mustard seeds, brown I got. I bought the cover crop version in the smallest size they sell and it’s too much. You need like 10 plants. That’s a lot. I guess the green part of the yellow mustard plant is not so great for culinary uses as it is whispy and thin.




Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Pissy on April 03, 2020, 08:52:39 AM
Farmer’s market here has been open sporadically.  And sparsely attended.  Look into it.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Pissy on April 03, 2020, 09:00:43 AM
My bread making has recoiled back to yeast breads.  Made two loaves of peasant bread yesterday. They’re great, but didn’t mushroom over the pan so they look like bricks. 
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on April 03, 2020, 09:06:54 AM
Try making some roti, or naan.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 03, 2020, 09:31:07 AM
Make that loaf in a pot next



 https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/11376-no-knead-bread?gclid=CjwKCAjwvZv0BRA8EiwAD9T2VVqXM6bURSimd3fEb9aZjucyDL5OZYmNeXgrPdmQHVOg808a8eXIaBoCw5AQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds (https://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/11376-no-knead-bread?gclid=CjwKCAjwvZv0BRA8EiwAD9T2VVqXM6bURSimd3fEb9aZjucyDL5OZYmNeXgrPdmQHVOg808a8eXIaBoCw5AQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds)
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on April 03, 2020, 02:17:30 PM
Yeah, I want to do a Dutch oven bread, as I’ve got a few large ones, but it’s hard to find yeast right now online, unless I get a 2lb bag or some shit. It’s “only” 20 bucks though.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Pissy on April 03, 2020, 02:36:09 PM
Beer bread?   That’s what my dad was telling me he’s been making as he can’t find yeast either. 
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: juan11 on April 03, 2020, 02:37:36 PM
You can also make your own from a potato, I guess. May as well go full caveman.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Pissy on April 03, 2020, 02:43:16 PM
Yeah.   Yeast eats sugar/starch so feeding it with a potato or potato water or honey or pasta water gets them eating quicker. 
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: MadJohnShaft on April 03, 2020, 03:53:58 PM
No beer does not add any yeast that bread uses.

Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Pissy on April 03, 2020, 04:09:11 PM
But its a bread that can be made without yeast.  Man said he can’t find yeast. 
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Pissy on April 03, 2020, 04:13:01 PM
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Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on April 03, 2020, 04:23:58 PM
Beer is manly.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on April 03, 2020, 06:14:01 PM
Beer is manly.
pork chop in a can. Beer is food in these dark times.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on April 03, 2020, 07:18:06 PM
You still working Mort?
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: socket on April 03, 2020, 07:33:47 PM
Non-vegan vegetarian dogs with cheddar, mustard, and onions and some motherfuckin' poutine.<<Only registered users can see images, please register or login>>
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Pissy on April 03, 2020, 07:37:31 PM
We got Italian at the Portofino’s off Park Rd.  2 people at a time allowed inside.  Line outside we were on 6ft centers. 

Lasagna.  Fucking money.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on April 03, 2020, 07:46:18 PM
Did you get your tape out and check? 

Guy on know on farcebook had Primanti Bros. Shipped to him out here. No idea why. Prolly bored.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: mortlock on April 03, 2020, 08:46:46 PM
You still working Mort?
no. I took myself out due to asthma. Fuck this shit. My employeer hasnt figured out how to handle it. Im high risk and essential. Which i read as sacrificial.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: RAGER on April 03, 2020, 11:32:57 PM
Stick it to ‘em.

My jobs being greedy but I got it rigged so I’m the only one in my office building. Doors locked. Fart when I want and leav the door open when I take a leak. It’s pretty much just me.
Title: Re: Hot Dog and Sausage thread
Post by: Muffin Man on April 03, 2020, 11:43:33 PM
Jalapeno Kiolbas