Advice for Non-Musicians

[Metal and Beer]

I hate when drunks tell me I was awesome. Hey Foster Brooks, beat it pal, you don't know me!!


^ sarcasm ^


The drunk fella yelling in your ear right in front of the stage? I know they mean well but they don't realize our ears are already compromised and yelling as loudly as possible will NOT HELP AT ALL. I automatically plug the ear in question and open it slightly to let in just enough voice. I sometimes also just nod in agreement even if I can't quite hear 'em, which sucks if they're yelling "Hey man!! Your truck is on fire!!!" when I heard "You fucks were on fire!!"     Thanks man!

[Hemisaurus]

Don't get drunk

But the bar profits are generally what's paying for the band, no drinkee, no playee, no workee

[justJon]

Just come out to shows.

Drink what you want, get as rowdy as you and your friends like.

But don't touch me, my bandmates or our gear, or someone's likely to get hurt.






Also, don't call me Francis. Everybody calls me "Psycho."