So I watched The Canyons

[The Bandit]

Terrible

But it did get me to thinking, is this the way Hollywood is?  Insanely shallow, boring and kind of gay?

Bolt, care to weigh in?

[boltthrow]

She has some great norks but the movie was pure LA ennui Jay McInerny shit.

[The Shocker]

Too bad she fucked her face up already.

Movie was written by Bret Easton Ellis, so you were close.

[boltthrow]

Sorry, I get my "peaked in the 80s" writers confused.

[bitter]

I watched a compilation of the movie's sex scenes on xhamster and her face truly looks like dog shit. Like chloe nicole, the junkie's lines never quite fade.

Sex looked boring