Alright goddamit, the final frontier is clearly making Sausage and worse (wurst)

Started by MadJohnShaft, July 12, 2012, 11:35:40 AM

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MadJohnShaft

Shit yeah, let's do this thing. This is my go-to guy in this project:

http://honest-food.net/cured-meat/fresh-sausages/








Don't you want this food?



http://www.simplyrecipes.com/recipes/how_to_make_homemade_sausage/





I am not ready at all for Charcuterie cause I don't have anywhere to do the aging and I don't want to die.




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peoplething

you're going to make venison sausage by convincing the deer to fall on it's own sword?
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MadJohnShaft

Maybe I can convince it to commit suicide with the wild boar


I think I will just use Pork Meat and Pork Fat from the butcher.
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khoomeizhi

this is just the penultimate frontier...the real last one is when you do salamis, etc, that require mold-fermentation and long aging.

just sayin'.

have at it, though.
let's dispense the unpleasantries

MadJohnShaft


Fresh Italian Sausage


I have another 4 lbs of pork shoulder - maybe I'll do Chorizo
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MadJohnShaft

Chorizo




I didn't take any pictures of the hot meat grinding action, so you'll have to just imagine it.
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MikeyT


  Wow, you actually did it. I would probably never do that.


  MadJohnShaft, you're the Wurst! 
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MadJohnShaft

The economics of this doesn't work out dirt cheap like the Cheeese.


8 lbs of pork shoulder was $42 so I guess that means $21 for that much homemade sweet Italian sausage and $21 for 4 one pound packages of homemade chorizo, plus the other stuff that went in both.

Say $6 a pound for chorizo - and $1.50 each per sausage - no bargain.   

That pork shoulder was from the fancy 100 year old butcher though, so I suppose if I got a repulsive one from the grocery store or found it on sale I would do better.   

That same butcher shop has everything already made so I dunno about this make your own meat bizness....





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I,Galactus

Quote from: MadJohnShaft on July 25, 2012, 10:27:06 AM
That pork shoulder was from the fancy 100 year old butcher though, so I suppose if I got a repulsive one from the grocery store or found it on sale I would do better.

If you raised the piglets yourself and forcibly removed them from their shoulders (aka butts) you might scrimp a little, Mr. Scientist.
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I,Galactus

Seriously, though... those sausages look delicious.  Props and such as this.
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