$2.00 meals! (US Dollars)

jimjom · February 09, 2020, 12:18:16 AM

Here's a little something I made up.

Salami sammies on 60 cent day old bread. Picked this all up at Walmart. Pickles, mustard, American cheese, all Walmart brand. Then some Walmart seasoned fries and the most expensive ingredient-sriracha!

And tomorrow's breakfast- hot dog buns with pb&j and some Hershey's syrup because I skate an AAA midget and then D2 college game ) need calories and lots...humble brag on food and hockey( post your $2.00 meals in this thread! Bone appetite! Bonjour

Jor el · February 09, 2020, 06:18:15 AM

Walmart ?

RAGER · February 09, 2020, 09:50:28 AM

Pine float

jimjom · February 09, 2020, 10:58:42 AM

Quote from: Jor el on February 09, 2020, 06:18:15 AM

Walmart ?

Yes but the one in Tarentum instead

Muffin Man · February 14, 2020, 03:59:53 AM

This is a great thread that will blow up massively. I'm excited for $2 buck chuck!

neighbor664 · February 17, 2020, 10:31:23 PM

I've got a bunch of poverty meal staples I used in really lean times. Mostly combining a couple items you can buy at Dollar Tree.

mortlock · February 18, 2020, 01:44:52 AM

i can throw down a a killer bolony sammy for under 2 bucks.

Lumpy · February 18, 2020, 04:12:56 AM

Box of macaroni and cheese with a can of tuna added

Leftover pasta or potatoes, fried, mixed into eggs (frittata)

Jor el · February 18, 2020, 06:35:35 AM

LOL

jimjom · February 28, 2020, 01:27:47 AM

Today's $2 meal!

mortlock · February 28, 2020, 01:33:29 AM

im going to caution against that. fries are good and get a free pass but im not down with whatever the 'meat' is. dump the sports drink and get a beer.

socket · February 28, 2020, 04:03:08 AM

I'd smash the fuck out of that. Standing at the sink or wherever.

Lumpy · February 28, 2020, 08:49:15 AM

Mortlock doesn't recognize a chicken nugget when he sees it.

jimjom · March 02, 2020, 11:14:32 PM

So what to do when you have too many hot dog buns? Make a $2.00 meal! This one is more like $.50. It's value packed and protein packed— a power bomb of flavor and health!

mortlock · March 03, 2020, 01:08:15 AM

lets just say power bomb of flavor and leave it at that.

jimjom · March 06, 2020, 05:37:16 PM

I've been experimenting with soup lately.

Kick up your half of a block of ramen with some pork rinds! The ramen was 20 cents and I get the pork rinds at the Dollar Tree when they're about to expire and are $.50. So this meal is less than a buck.

The more rich bisque like soup you see is Progresso chicken enchilada soup kicked up with more rinds (BRIM's brand) and some phony cheese-its from Dollar Tree. The soup is a bit lavish at $1.59 from Walmart but they are $2.29 a can at the local grocery monopoly (Giant Eagle) so the soup is the most expensive menu item.

Jor el · March 06, 2020, 07:34:33 PM

I am 100% against the non-breakup of ramen noodles.

jimjom · March 07, 2020, 01:55:41 AM

This meal is more than $2 but boy is it good. Nugs Potatoes and Gozu pot sticklers

Lumpy · March 07, 2020, 05:04:48 AM

Again with the Ranch though

socket · March 07, 2020, 05:18:03 AM

Shut the fuck up, Lumpy.

Lumpy · March 07, 2020, 06:20:03 AM

Don't I get to have a say??

At least its not tartar sauce. I hope.

RAGER · March 07, 2020, 09:25:37 AM

The adult children avoiding vegetables thread.

socket · March 07, 2020, 02:20:07 PM

Shut the fuck up and go cook a ridiculously obnoxious elaborate meal, RAGER.

RAGER · March 07, 2020, 02:30:34 PM

I already did you fucking piece of notebook paper with the big lines!

renfield · March 07, 2020, 07:46:38 PM

should get you about 4 meals and cost around $20

saute chopped onion and garlic
add 1 tablespoon cinnamon and cumin, 2x cans or boxes of lentil soup, 1 28 oz can crushed tomatoes, 1 can garbanzos
cook 20+ minutes then add handful of raisins
cook 5 minutes then squeeze in a lime and serve
garnish with yogurt and bread if you feel like it

you can really stretch it if you serve it over rice or cooked potatoes