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Re: Surviving the Corona Virus using StonerRock
« Reply #1575 on: April 08, 2020, 04:33:13 PM »

Not THAT senile old man... >:(
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Re: Surviving the Corona Virus using StonerRock
« Reply #1576 on: April 08, 2020, 09:35:05 PM »


A man takes his wife to get tested
Two days later, he gets a call from the lab.

Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you that your wife's test results were mixed up with another patient's. We're not sure if she has COVID-19 or Alzheimer's disease.

Man: So what am I supposed to do now?

Doctor: Take her for a long walk and leave her. If she finds her way back home, don't open the door.
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Re: Surviving the Corona Virus using StonerRock
« Reply #1577 on: April 08, 2020, 09:51:42 PM »

No, Hitler, I ordered food from a shuttered wine bar restaurant down the block to help them stay in business, like we are supposed to do.  In the blue states. 


This is very nice food.  Fancy.

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Re: Surviving the Corona Virus using StonerRock
« Reply #1578 on: April 08, 2020, 09:52:34 PM »

You'll want to check out my posts regarding the 2020 election, I'm sure you'll find them worthwhile
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Re: Surviving the Corona Virus using StonerRock
« Reply #1579 on: April 08, 2020, 09:57:12 PM »

“No, Hitler”

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Re: Surviving the Corona Virus using StonerRock
« Reply #1581 on: April 08, 2020, 10:05:56 PM »

"triple sour", supposedly 28 point something % thc. best thing i've smoked in some time

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Re: Surviving the Corona Virus using StonerRock
« Reply #1582 on: April 08, 2020, 10:12:20 PM »


I don’t know why I can’t order online and they could just throw it in my car as I slow down.  You have to go inside to pay etc.


I read that the  first Illinois grown crop since it was legalized is almost upon us.   Then we will be awash in it. For now, the stock is iffy day to day.

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Re: Surviving the Corona Virus using StonerRock
« Reply #1583 on: April 08, 2020, 10:24:17 PM »

I can order delivery online, but I have to pay cash. There’s probably another option though. There’s a place that I like that will take a credit or debit card, but they charge 3 bucks and don’t deliver.  Somebody must do both in my area.

I should investigate.
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Re: Surviving the Corona Virus using StonerRock
« Reply #1584 on: April 08, 2020, 10:47:24 PM »

I wonder why they didn’t pivot to delivery here?



We had two nice days in a row but now it’s going to rain and only get up to 47 tomorrow- which is dreary for laboring outside to clean up my gross garage.  Even with the bong.

Man, I pulled out this old shelf that was in place for twenty years and there was some weird old garbage back there. I was glad for my Corona virus mask.

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Re: Surviving the Corona Virus using StonerRock
« Reply #1585 on: April 09, 2020, 02:06:14 AM »

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Re: Surviving the Corona Virus using StonerRock
« Reply #1586 on: April 09, 2020, 02:43:50 AM »

Fuck, I love that stupid movie!
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Re: Surviving the Corona Virus using StonerRock
« Reply #1587 on: April 09, 2020, 03:20:18 AM »

I was worried that nobody got the joke :(
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Re: Surviving the Corona Virus using StonerRock
« Reply #1588 on: April 09, 2020, 09:12:11 AM »

Nobody around here is taking cash, except drug dealers.

Shit ain't good. Not sure if y'all heard about the Soldier's Home in Holyoke, it made national news, real shitshow. Our Holyoke site is quarantined, a lot of people tested positive. My team there is working from home.

Crises, suicides are way up, as to be expected. Someone smashed the windows in our Springfield office, he was lurking around the parking lot. I've actually gotta stop by my office there to pick some things up, not looking forward to that.
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Re: Surviving the Corona Virus using StonerRock
« Reply #1589 on: April 09, 2020, 01:47:33 PM »

Man, it sounds like it's pretty fucked in a lot of places. It's normal-day here in the sunshine. Things are a little bit different than usual, lots less traffic, kinda empty parking lots, and not a lot work for the time being. I appreciate people taking some caution. We've all got masks on, cloth, but still works for the time being. I'm going to mention to y'all, if you wanna get real safe... Mcmaster-Carr still has respirators in stock with replacement cartridges. They're -overkill- but fuck, what's overkill in a situation like this?

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Re: Surviving the Corona Virus using StonerRock
« Reply #1590 on: April 09, 2020, 01:50:01 PM »

I remember when Gupta was super anti marijuana, then all of a sudden he wasn’t...

https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/08/health/sanjay-gupta-weed-charlotte-figi-tribute/index.html
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Re: Surviving the Corona Virus using StonerRock
« Reply #1591 on: April 09, 2020, 01:54:17 PM »

What are we going to spend our $1200 on? April rent?
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Re: Surviving the Corona Virus using StonerRock
« Reply #1592 on: April 09, 2020, 02:00:18 PM »

Steak-umm is kinda killing it. Somebody on my FB is mad at them for not “sticking to meat” though.

https://twitter.com/steak_umm
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Re: Surviving the Corona Virus using StonerRock
« Reply #1593 on: April 09, 2020, 02:03:03 PM »

"friendly reminder in times of uncertainty and misinformation: anecdotes are not data. (good) data is carefully measured and collected information based on a range of subject-dependent factors, including, but not limited to, controlled variables, meta-analysis, and randomization"
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Re: Surviving the Corona Virus using StonerRock
« Reply #1594 on: April 09, 2020, 02:29:01 PM »

"friendly reminder in times of uncertainty and misinformation: anecdotes are not data. (good) data is carefully measured and collected information based on a range of subject-dependent factors, including, but not limited to, controlled variables, meta-analysis, and randomization"

Too late—in 2020, most Americans can't read or make sense of that. Probably too long for their attention spans, too.

eh, we should probably all just kill ourselves now.  :-\
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Re: Surviving the Corona Virus using StonerRock
« Reply #1595 on: April 09, 2020, 03:17:11 PM »

https://nypost.com/2020/04/09/china-to-reclassify-dogs-as-pets-in-wake-of-coronavirus/

Sorry about the Covid, world, maybe we can eat less dogs to make it up to you?
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Re: Surviving the Corona Virus using StonerRock
« Reply #1596 on: April 09, 2020, 03:20:07 PM »

Save us President Xi!
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Re: Surviving the Corona Virus using StonerRock
« Reply #1597 on: April 09, 2020, 03:26:52 PM »

Lost power again. Good fashioned this time.  Next Door app sY “Transformer blew up on the main drag!!!”   Which transformer?  Megatron?   Ru Paul?


Estimate says back on at 6:00 eastern. LTE tethering with the work computer through my phone now.

But cave man tools work can still happen.
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Re: Surviving the Corona Virus using StonerRock
« Reply #1598 on: April 09, 2020, 03:29:28 PM »

I know I said I got "weird flu" over New Years, and I also gave it to the girl™, but still, it probably wasn't wutang...

https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Study-investigates-if-COVID-19-came-to-Calif-in-15187085.php?fbclid=IwAR3_0WVSrw52tfHud6ni-tPnxU5DqEXXt-hXDDbiP3O7ZekOLoC9O0re30Y


We were in Spain in October too.  I bet we just missed some shit there.  I'll check in to it when we go back in two weeks!

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Re: Surviving the Corona Virus using StonerRock
« Reply #1599 on: April 09, 2020, 03:37:24 PM »

murderer.
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