I think it's safe to say...

VOLVO))) · April 29, 2011, 08:32:30 PM

If you're buying an old DoD pedal, the battery cover is missing.

Closely followed by the Peavey amp you're trying to buy has "seen some time on the road."

What are some other cliches that you see when people sell shit on CL? "VINTAGE?!"

mortlock · April 29, 2011, 08:37:23 PM

rare import.

mortlock · April 29, 2011, 08:38:28 PM

more in record buying than equipt..

VOLVO))) · April 29, 2011, 08:43:11 PM

"My son wants me to sell it for him"

Ranbat · April 29, 2011, 09:11:26 PM

on CL and Ebay

"Just trying to get rid of some gear I don't need/use"

black_out · April 29, 2011, 09:24:38 PM

"need to raise money for KoTv4"

Worthless Willie · April 29, 2011, 09:51:47 PM

I found this Gibson Les Paul Custom in storage...don't know what it is. $950.

Real ad from today.

VOLVO))) · April 29, 2011, 10:02:06 PM

"White owned."

Read from an ad for a stereo system.

Emailed him a picture of my dick.

Worthless Willie · April 29, 2011, 10:14:31 PM

Quote from: SunnO))) on April 29, 2011, 10:02:06 PM
"White owned."

Read from an ad for a stereo system.

Emailed him a picture of my dick.

Jesus. Good job, dude.

VOLVO))) · April 29, 2011, 10:16:40 PM

Quote from: Worthless Willie on April 29, 2011, 10:14:31 PM
Quote from: SunnO))) on April 29, 2011, 10:02:06 PM
"White owned."

Read from an ad for a stereo system.

Emailed him a picture of my dick.

Jesus. Good job, dude.

I also coined the term "Willie Rigged."

In honor of your outbursts in the Motherland.

Worthless Willie · April 29, 2011, 10:26:02 PM

I'm honored.

*raises black fist*

VOLVO))) · April 29, 2011, 10:43:58 PM

I've had to willie rig a few battery covers for my dod pedals, already.

maaan...

Lumpy · April 30, 2011, 01:04:34 AM

"might need a setup"

"I really don't want to sell this/ if this doesn't sell, I won't be disappointed/ my loss is your gain"

"dripping with mojo"

NoSleepTilSleep · April 30, 2011, 01:15:33 AM

"As you can tell from the headstock, it's from the law-suit era"

and less common but still funny

"One of Matt Pike's Green cabs.. he used it on Dopesmoker"

Ranbat · April 30, 2011, 07:39:34 AM

^^^ That Matt Pike thing gives me an idea. Haven't seen this, but I may have to use it.

"(insert big rock name) may have owned this guitar. I have no proof, but do you really want to pass up the chance to own the guitar (insert big rock name) may have owned?"

beardofcthulhu · April 30, 2011, 08:17:38 AM

Buying a Flying V? It will surely have "chips on the wing"....buy a fucking guitar stand already...

Jake · April 30, 2011, 06:12:06 PM

The BIGGEST offender by far...

Listing things as Fender instead of Squier and Gibson instead of Epiphone. Bugs the piss out of me.

Hemisaurus · April 30, 2011, 06:17:02 PM

Quote from: Jake on April 30, 2011, 06:12:06 PM
The BIGGEST offender by far...

Listing things as Fender instead of Squier and Gibson instead of Epiphone. Bugs the piss out of me.

Same shit, different price tag.

Round here it's

Will swap for fishing boat/ATV/Playstation3/iPhone

beerrhino · May 01, 2011, 07:30:02 AM

"well used"
Code for broken

spookstrickland · May 01, 2011, 10:31:50 PM

"Lots of life left in it"

Code for: beat to hell

LogicalFrank · May 02, 2011, 10:19:12 AM

"No scammers!"

Has this ever stopped a scammer? "Oh man, I was gonna scam this fellow but he said not to pretty adamantly. Next!"

Pundan · May 06, 2011, 12:14:34 AM

"Only played twice"

spookstrickland · May 06, 2011, 01:51:07 AM

"could use some TLC"

Code: Beyond repair.

RAGER · May 06, 2011, 01:12:37 PM

"always stored in my smoke-free studio"

LogicalFrank · May 06, 2011, 02:04:21 PM

"Never been gigged."

"My loss is your gain."