coolest/craziest/funniest band merch ideas

[hayseed]

I want some of that so bad.

The fermented sweat from Neil Fallon's beard!

[The Riffer]

I remember a band in Cleve-O had their log on the plastic filter thing in the urinals at bars around town. Everytime I pissed, I saw their logo.

Do y'all log right into the urinals in Cleveland, or did you just forget an "o"?

Last time I was in Cleveland, there was shit everywhere.

[Baltar]

[lordfinesse]

I have a bottle of that Clutch beer in my fridge right now. I've had it for months, I guess the right time to drink it hasn't happened yet.  Anyway.. we have Husky beer coozies. I haven't seen too many bands offering those. And +1 for Sleep rolling papers being a genius idea.

[Metal and Beer]

I wish that Lips o' Clutch beer was carried here; the New Belgium delivery fucko said it didn't make it to the Mid-South as widespread-ly as the other NBB varieties

[Jake]

Yeah, I drove around looking for it. Ended up buying like $90 worth of it (they were $12/per bottle, I think?) when I finally found it. Gave a few to friends, drank some, and will keep the rest. It's the coolest friggin thing that they made that.

[Volume]

Leningrad Cowboys had beer with their own label.

Haha, after that violinist/playmate Linda Lampenius came out with her own cider.

[beerrhino]

Back in the 90's a friend of mine was in a hair metal band and they used to screen the band's name onto kneepads.  Every time a girl bought a shirt she got a set of kneepads too.

[chlorpromazine]

I wish that Lips o' Clutch beer was carried here; the New Belgium delivery fucko said it didn't make it to the Mid-South as widespread-ly as the other NBB varieties

Colonial Wine and Spirits on W. Markham

Tenacious D used to sell cum rags with their logo on them. I always thought that was brilliant.

That's what I thought about when I saw the topic. It is the best merch idea ever, and I still laugh about it.


too fuckin' good

[mawso]

Back in the 90's a friend of mine was in a hair metal band and they used to screen the band's name onto kneepads.  Every time a girl bought a shirt she got a set of kneepads too.

hahaha, best!

[Metal and Beer]

Colonial Wine and Spirits on W. Markham

[The Shocker]

I wish that Lips o' Clutch beer was carried here; the New Belgium delivery fucko said it didn't make it to the Mid-South as widespread-ly as the other NBB varieties

Colonial Wine and Spirits on W. Markham

Tenacious D used to sell cum rags with their logo on them. I always thought that was brilliant.

That's what I thought about when I saw the topic. It is the best merch idea ever, and I still laugh about it.


too fuckin' good

I always wanted their softball jersey that said Cleveland Steamers.

How big was that rag?  It looks a little small - I usually require an old bath towel...

[bass sic]

I recently brewed a lager beer for my band Threefold Law, to be called Threefold Lawger. Never got the labels made and I'm now drinking it from a plain bottle. I was a good idea, procrastination got in the way.

[Jake]

I always wanted their softball jersey that said Cleveland Steamers.

I had that Jersey. The number on the back was 666, which made it extra offensively fun.