The Jam Room Blog Thread.

[mortlock]

My night driving vision sucks ass. Ive been wearing glasses since the 8th grade.

[Danny G]

Ok finally sitting back down to the album mixes after the crash course from a producer friend 3 weeks ago.

Was utterly overwhelmed for the first 12 hours but it's all making sense now.


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[mortlock]

when this shits all over i want to start a new band. super slow and sludgy. im pretty sure it will be hard finding people near me who want to do it.

[renfield]

look forward to you moving out to southern california to start a sludge project with me

[mortlock]

nothings off the table at this point in my shitty existence.

[mortlock]

im talking a band where 4 bpm is considered fast.

[renfield]

did i share this Sabazius record yet? fucking cowards gave up after just 11 hours...

[mortlock]

i wonder what the record is for longest.

[RAGER]

I was gonna offer to play drums but you think it's hard to play fast?  It's even harder to play slow.

[mortlock]

you all need to move to western NY and it can happen.

[renfield]

I was gonna offer to play drums but you think it's hard to play fast? It's even harder to play slow.

I've never labored under this misapprehension. The slower you play, the more it exposes your lack of synergy.

[mortlock]

I was gonna offer to play drums but you think it's hard to play fast? It's even harder to play slow.

I've never labored under this misapprehension. The slower you play, the more it exposes your lack of synergy.

ive never seen a more eloquent counter argument.

[Muffin Man]

I was gonna offer to play drums but you think it's hard to play fast? It's even harder to play slow.

I've never labored under this misapprehension. The slower you play, the more it exposes your lack of synergy.

ive never seen a more eloquent counter argument.

Well. Now what.

[renfield]

Now, we play.

(C chord rings out for all eternity)

[RAGER]

/justplayscirclejerksdrumbeatscuzitseasierthanplayinfalongwithearth

[RAGER]

Meet my new band.

[mortlock]

Where the fucks my hartke?

[RAGER]

Ok. It's a 1x15 sorry. The last thing I used it for was when I was in a two piece. A couple small clubs we'd play didn't mic the drums so we put a 57 in the kick and run it through a head and into that 1x15.

I'll double check it's functionality when I get a second and then box it up and ship it to ya.

[mortlock]

I was just messing around with you. You cant ship that to me, it will cost a small fortune.

[RAGER]

Don't tell me what to do.

[mortlock]

youre not the boss of me.

[Muffin Man]

An associate of mine once said the bass player controls the music. Said associate was probably a bass player though so grain of salt

[Muffin Man]

Meet my new band.

I can see the practicality for sure. What are you tracking to?

[RAGER]

I rarely track anything. I'd rather just play.

[renfield]

Where the fucks my hartke?

which hartke did you get?