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Title: naming a band sucks all kinds of donkey dicks
Post by: Chovie D on July 18, 2013, 03:37:54 PM
big donkey dicks, little donkey dicks, crooked donkey dicks, you name it....naming a band suck them all.
tempted to throw my guitar in the street and run it over.

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Post by: RAGER on July 18, 2013, 03:41:20 PM
Speed Peter.
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Post by: Slugfuct on July 18, 2013, 03:43:58 PM
Buttpussy........best band name ever for anyone from the jam room
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Post by: Chovie D on July 18, 2013, 03:50:20 PM
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk! >:(
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Post by: Lumpy on July 18, 2013, 03:52:07 PM
No way, José. Naming a band is fun. I bet you will come up with something funny and cool.

Or what about paying respect to somebody else's music by naming the band after one of their lyrics, song titles, album titles etc.

Local/regional names are good too.

Inside joke, etc.
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Post by: Discö Rice on July 18, 2013, 04:01:39 PM
It's actually one of my favorite aspects of starting a band.
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Post by: Discö Rice on July 18, 2013, 04:02:45 PM
Thundergunt?
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Post by: agent of change on July 18, 2013, 04:02:56 PM
(http://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y387/agencyofchange/33854970_zpse718e401.jpg) (http://s1272.photobucket.com/user/agencyofchange/media/33854970_zpse718e401.jpg.html)


(http://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y387/agencyofchange/heavy-metal-band-name-generator_zps949e009f.jpg) (http://s1272.photobucket.com/user/agencyofchange/media/heavy-metal-band-name-generator_zps949e009f.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Re: naming a band sucks all kinds of donkey dicks
Post by: Discö Rice on July 18, 2013, 04:05:18 PM
Electric Gunt?

Gunt Wizard?

Black Gunt?

Gunt Mountain?
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Post by: Lumpy on July 18, 2013, 04:25:32 PM
Start compiling a list of band names, even if your band isn't ready. Everybody comes up with like 20 names, then vote or whatever.
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Post by: Jake on July 18, 2013, 04:34:47 PM
This thread should be over after Gunt Wizard.
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Post by: Metal and Beer on July 18, 2013, 05:00:24 PM
Is Black Wizard taken ?   ::)
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Post by: Chovie D on July 18, 2013, 05:07:25 PM
 >:(


I liked the Gunt angle...but Gunt is taken.

god dammit. every name either sucks or is taken.
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Post by: clockwork green on July 18, 2013, 05:24:40 PM
I'm starting a new band now and names are definitely a pain in the ass. I used to like coming up with band name but in hindsight they were all pretty awful. Even when I look at my iTunes, 95% or more of the bands I like have moderate to severely stupid names. Just as long as it's not excessively juvenile then I can tolerate most of them.
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Post by: RAGER on July 18, 2013, 05:27:20 PM
Anal Gunt
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Post by: Chovie D on July 18, 2013, 05:30:37 PM
yeah, everything I come up with is really juvenile or an inside joke that no one else would get. I dont wanna be so jokey this time.

maybe I should retitle the thread.

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Post by: Jake on July 18, 2013, 05:58:43 PM
to...

Naming a band, "Sucks All Kinds of Donkey Dicks."

(We call ourselves SAKoDD for shorthand.)
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Post by: Chovie D on July 18, 2013, 06:00:29 PM
Donkey Dick...the band ?
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Post by: Lumpy on July 18, 2013, 06:02:00 PM
FRÖNTBÜTT

Too on-the-nose?



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Post by: Chovie D on July 18, 2013, 07:00:46 PM
i thought about FrontButt and Buttsecks too. The guy im n the band with wont use anything with any Gay connotations in it. Otherwsie we'd already be called gay Unicorn.
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Post by: VOLVO))) on July 18, 2013, 07:22:46 PM
I love Speed Peter
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Post by: eyeprod on July 18, 2013, 07:50:20 PM
I named my new band CV.  It means whatever you want it to mean. I like cosmic voyeur. We've got a chick playing synth and shaking her ass
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Post by: clockwork green on July 18, 2013, 08:58:17 PM
I'd worry that people would confuse CV with the band CIV which is another issue I have with names that are too close to other bands which is almost impossible to avoid.
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Post by: VOLVO))) on July 18, 2013, 09:04:34 PM
Then you'll really hate my new band,  Sleap.
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Post by: lordfinesse on July 18, 2013, 09:18:16 PM
I'd go with one of these:

Gashes to Gashes, Bust to Bust

Xelda: the Adventure of Chink

Drone Gunmen

The Four Whores, Man
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Post by: Chovie D on July 18, 2013, 11:05:25 PM
^those are all good.
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Post by: dogfood on July 18, 2013, 11:11:31 PM
I once thought "Hey, put some random letters together that have absolutely no meaning!"...when I looked it up on the internet -it was already taken.  One day all the unique names will be entire 50 word paragraphs.
Title: Re: naming a band sucks all kinds of donkey dicks
Post by: Lumpy on July 19, 2013, 12:39:09 AM
I don't see how creative people can get stuck on this for very long. Come on now, you can do it. Anyway, it's not a problem until you're ready to play a show. If you're getting started early on the name search, thats's probably good.
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Post by: Lip on July 19, 2013, 12:51:16 AM
Buttpussy Joel and the Donkey Dicks???
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Post by: clockwork green on July 19, 2013, 02:29:42 AM
Quote from: Lumpy on July 19, 2013, 12:39:09 AM
I don't see how creative people can get stuck on this for very long. Come on now, you can do it. Anyway, it's not a problem until you're ready to play a show. If you're getting started early on the name search, thats's probably good.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li563rbMQs1qhpzp8o1_400.jpg)
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Post by: gorefather on July 19, 2013, 08:22:48 AM
Eh, I remember playing in a Death Metalband and before i joined them they had problems figuring out what to call the band. So the bassplayer just logged in to his WoW acc (fuck WoW) and used the random name generator. Band ended up being called Vaalturion.

Other then that ive had some pretty funny names like: Disrage, Concrete Sledge, Whats the color of your chainsaw, Snuten tog min lilla syster (Swe - The police took my baby sister), Feta Gretas Kakor (Swe - Fat Gretchels Cookies), The Black Lords Of Hammerfell (Fuck yeah, elders scrolls!)

Doesnt matter if the names crappy or geniously, some will like them, some will hate them.
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Post by: VOLVO))) on July 19, 2013, 08:28:36 AM
I write bands off based on their names, sometimes.
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Post by: JemDooM on July 19, 2013, 09:24:52 AM
QuoteElectric Gunt?

Gunt Wizard?

Black Gunt?

Gunt Mountain?

Imagine those but replace the G with a C  :x !
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Post by: JemDooM on July 19, 2013, 09:29:09 AM
My advice is think of something atleast a bit meaningful, it really seriously puts me off when a band has a really generic name, especially in this day and age, I'd avoid anything with Wizard, Bong, Witch or Black in it...

Post some tracks up! What are the songs about!?
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Post by: Jake on July 19, 2013, 10:46:02 AM
Superdiarrhea
Diarrhea Party
Type 2 Diarrhea
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Post by: johnny problem on July 19, 2013, 10:57:14 AM
Little Frank one
Modest Mercy
Little Strong Bear
Marsh Dweller's son
Contumacy
Son of Mercy God
Red Stick
The Gilded One
Of the bunch
Trickling Stream
Paleface
Son of Combat Strength
The Crook
Title: Re: naming a band sucks all kinds of donkey dicks
Post by: EddieMullet on July 19, 2013, 11:02:54 AM
Blackwitch Wizardbong is going to be the name of my next band.

We'll probably always be 1 person short of having a full line up spend more time getting wasted than actually playing music and never play a gig or record anything.

But that will be keeping in line with my music "career" as pretty much any "band" I've played in over the past 15 years was like that.
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Post by: RAGER on July 19, 2013, 11:20:47 AM
Drone Ranger
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Post by: Chovie D on July 19, 2013, 11:34:51 AM
This band is never going to play shows, but you still need a name to make your music accesible on the internet(which is where this band will probably live).

Its not that hard to think of a few names I like. But to get the other people to agree on em is often difficult to impossible.
I just want a name already so I can make a facebook or whatever the kids are doin these days. :'(
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Post by: JemDooM on July 19, 2013, 01:14:09 PM
How about Anchovy Paste...


mmmmmmmm.....
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Post by: RAGER on July 19, 2013, 01:20:11 PM
How dare you >:(
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Post by: Chovie D on July 19, 2013, 01:27:20 PM
Chovie D's Wild Ego Trip ?
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Post by: Discö Rice on July 19, 2013, 02:18:58 PM
I like Drone Ranger.
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Post by: Chovie D on July 19, 2013, 02:58:21 PM
I really like "The Single Cut Beersmiths", but its a brewey in queens already.
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lknbdxSgtw1qc3mnr.png)
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Post by: Lumpy on July 19, 2013, 04:59:08 PM
Diarrhea suggestion was good... you gotta envision the name printed on a teenager's t-shirt.

DIARRHEA is perfect.
Title: Re: naming a band sucks all kinds of donkey dicks
Post by: Chovie D on July 19, 2013, 05:15:49 PM
I DO have diahrea alot  :(


fuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkkkk! this sucks
Title: Re: naming a band sucks all kinds of donkey dicks
Post by: Lumpy on July 19, 2013, 08:46:12 PM
Maybe step back a bit and think about what you're trying to do with your band (thematically, conceptually etc). That should point you in a direction. For my band, I wanted a name that was grotesque and sorta weird, but not soooper obvious (DEFLATED EYESOCKET or whatever). How do you want people to think about your band? It's a chance to say something additional about your band (not just music but your aesthetics, influences etc). I refuse to believe that people don't have anything at all to say about their own bands. No way.
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Post by: Lip on July 19, 2013, 09:20:29 PM
The name of my Czech porn grind band is "Asshole Bobby Torino and the Bukake Party Boys"
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Post by: Lumpy on July 19, 2013, 10:00:26 PM
Dude probably wants something that sounds like it belongs on AmRep like RATCHET or TRUSS.

BLUNDERBUSS?
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Post by: the diddler on July 19, 2013, 10:05:45 PM
Ramjam Asshand
Urinary Stump
Fornicunt
El Presidentes Negros
Cocktus
Bleeding Sunday Fuckpants
VROOOOOOM!!
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Post by: everdrone on July 20, 2013, 12:29:15 AM
I like drone ranger too  ;D

a lil' southern texas rock,

WITH MAH LOWRIDER TROWSER FLAPPING DOOMZ!!   ??? ??? ??? ??? ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: VOLVO))) on July 20, 2013, 08:39:07 AM
Speed Peter is still the best thing ever. Drone Ranger is tight, too.


MITHRIL.

Mr Hurricane and the Katrinas

The Hot Shits

Can it be something to do with sharks?


ZZ TOP but one letter over on the keyboard... XX RIO
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Post by: the diddler on July 20, 2013, 09:16:56 AM
AS I LAY AROUND IN MY UNDERWEAR
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Post by: Slugfuct on July 20, 2013, 10:15:58 AM
Disappointment

Diagnostic Porpoises

Big Hippie Joe & The Swashbucklin' Octopussies
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Post by: RAGER on July 20, 2013, 11:54:39 AM
Gravy Training Wheels
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Post by: RAGER on July 20, 2013, 11:55:12 AM
Pi And I Scream
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Post by: RAGER on July 20, 2013, 11:55:59 AM
Globe Tails and Trotters
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Post by: RAGER on July 20, 2013, 11:57:33 AM
Horizontal Hold Up
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Post by: RAGER on July 20, 2013, 11:58:13 AM
Three Legged Stool Pigeon
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Post by: RAGER on July 20, 2013, 11:59:23 AM
Twin Bizarre Assault
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Post by: RAGER on July 20, 2013, 12:00:27 PM
Ephemeral Artistry
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Post by: RAGER on July 20, 2013, 12:00:58 PM
Spud Putter
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Post by: RAGER on July 20, 2013, 12:01:36 PM
Wanna Anaconda?
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Post by: everdrone on July 20, 2013, 01:15:47 PM
I like ROBOT LORDS OF TOKYO but it is already taken  ;)
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Post by: neighbor664 on July 20, 2013, 01:18:05 PM
I still think 'Sucks all Kinds of Donkey Dicks' is your best bet.
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Post by: Lumpy on July 20, 2013, 04:00:27 PM
Quote from: the diddler on July 20, 2013, 09:16:56 AM
AS I LAY AROUND IN MY UNDERWEAR

Awesome
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Post by: GodShifter on July 20, 2013, 04:04:07 PM
How about Reluctant to Play Live?
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Post by: Lumpy on July 20, 2013, 04:38:09 PM
Quote from: Lumpy on July 20, 2013, 04:00:27 PM
Quote from: the diddler on July 20, 2013, 09:16:56 AM
AS I LAY AROUND IN MY UNDERWEAR

Awesome

I still like the name GRUNDERS. Not serious enough?
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Post by: Lumpy on July 20, 2013, 04:48:06 PM
Name your band after some fishing terminology or fishing lore
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Post by: beerrhino on July 20, 2013, 11:47:44 PM
http://www.bandnamemaker.com/
I've used this for my last 2 bands.  If nothing else it can give you some laughs
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Post by: jibberish on July 21, 2013, 02:33:49 AM
this thread of names looks like it was made by a bunch of 14 year olds camping out in the treehouse.

right.    diarrhea,   butts and pussy's .   I wouldn't even consider looking at a band with those names. if the name is retarded, I will assume the members are also retarded.

I don't own origin of feces, but every other one. why? I don't like the name so fuck them , they lost a sale.
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Post by: Lumpy on July 21, 2013, 06:14:39 PM
What about a wrestling name (ATOMIC DROP, LEGLOCK, FOREIGN OBJECT etc)
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Post by: Demon Lung on July 21, 2013, 06:26:05 PM
REAR NAKED CHOKE HOLD
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Post by: Jake on July 21, 2013, 06:50:37 PM
Pope John Paul Jones
G.G. Allin Alda
Mastodon Henley
John Cougar Concentration Camp
Landfill Collins
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Post by: Pissy on July 21, 2013, 08:29:20 PM
I like nautical terms. I saw a kickass name off the get go- that's probably taken....

Abandon Ship!

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_nautical_terms
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Post by: Pissy on July 21, 2013, 08:37:02 PM
There's some fucking gold in there.



Barrelman
A sailor that was stationed in the crow's nest.
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Post by: Pissy on July 21, 2013, 08:50:03 PM
Monkey's Fist

So cool.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey%27s_fist
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Post by: Pissy on July 21, 2013, 09:21:49 PM
Ox-eye
A cloud or other weather phenomenon that may be indicative of an upcoming storm.
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Post by: Metal and Beer on July 21, 2013, 10:09:51 PM
John Cougar Concentration Camp is taken, but Jake's others are gems.

Whiskey Houston
David Allan Codeine
Fleetwood Macarena
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Post by: black aspirin on July 21, 2013, 10:41:32 PM
Those are hilarious names (Jake was always a funny guy), but I don't see the point unless you're gonna be a cover band.  If your music is supposed to stand on its own in some way, then I think co-opting another band's name (or some actor/movie/book/whatever), even if humorously done...is a disservice.
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Post by: Chovie D on July 21, 2013, 10:43:53 PM
donkey  muther fuckin dicks  >:( >:( >:(
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Post by: black aspirin on July 21, 2013, 10:47:06 PM
Chovie D-Bag  :D
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Post by: mortlock on July 21, 2013, 10:48:56 PM
Quote from: Metal and Beer on July 21, 2013, 10:09:51 PM
John Cougar Concentration Camp is taken, but Jake's others are gems.

Whiskey Houston
David Allan Codeine
Fleetwood Macarena
I toured with the drummer [or one of] from jccc. he was jamming in a band my band was on tour with. totally cool dude. we played a ton of video golf in the van..  
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Post by: Cursed71 on July 22, 2013, 08:17:05 AM
John cougar menstrual cramp?
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Post by: jibberish on July 22, 2013, 08:25:13 AM
defective gear:
dead battery
flat tire revival
rusty wrench
outdoor party band: willie waterhead and the leaky tarps.

mix a disease and an auto part

injector meningitis
split-fire clap
staphylocrankcase


hahaha:  injector hepatitis

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Post by: Jake on July 22, 2013, 11:05:19 AM
Oh, I didn't intend for anyone to actually consider my posts as legitimate options! Ha!

I'm just a monkey who throws poop at my keyboard...and sometimes words get typed as a result.
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Post by: Danny G on July 22, 2013, 12:02:28 PM
Donkey Diques


You're welcome.


Sent from a can on some string using Tapatalk
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Post by: lordfinesse on July 22, 2013, 04:51:24 PM
Kim Jong Ill Communication

Evil Resurrection of the Magick Death of the Wizardwraith's Sorcerer

Kird Apes vs Scryb Sprites

Glenn Frey'd Chicken


this could go on forever...






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Post by: Pissy on July 22, 2013, 06:01:03 PM
Quote from: lordfinesse on July 22, 2013, 04:51:24 PM

Kird Apes vs Scryb Sprites



nice
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Post by: lordfinesse on July 22, 2013, 06:12:11 PM
Quote from: Pissy on July 22, 2013, 06:01:03 PM
Quote from: lordfinesse on July 22, 2013, 04:51:24 PM

Kird Apes vs Scryb Sprites



nice

Just for you  ;)
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Post by: Lumpy on July 22, 2013, 06:52:11 PM
Maybe the moderator can move this over to the "Sorry I Asked" forum. ;)
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Post by: lordfinesse on July 22, 2013, 08:44:31 PM
Perhaps.  Oh well.. It was fun for a while.
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Post by: Chovie D on July 22, 2013, 10:20:21 PM
Quote from: Danny G on July 22, 2013, 12:02:28 PM
Donkey Diques


You're welcome.


Sent from a can on some string using Tapatalk

I like this one.

How bout The
Freshness ?
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Post by: liquidsmoke on July 23, 2013, 03:20:16 AM
Don't choose Mercian because people will read it as 'Merican and fuck up gig flyers which will make you want to change your name. They will also say "Oh, but that would be awesome if your name was 'Merican!" (because it's 2013 and everything is a big joke)

??? ::) :D
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Post by: VOLVO))) on July 23, 2013, 09:49:49 AM
Cliquesquad
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Post by: lordfinesse on July 23, 2013, 11:26:14 AM
Quote from: SunnO))) on July 23, 2013, 09:49:49 AM
Cliquesquad

The name of our supergroup, no?
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Post by: neighbor664 on July 23, 2013, 11:44:17 AM
How's about Pene De Burro?
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Post by: eyeprod on July 23, 2013, 05:11:12 PM
Meat probe.

I named my new band CV so it can mean whatever you want it to mean. Naming bands does indeed suck
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Post by: RAGER on July 24, 2013, 12:42:31 AM
Dick Finger and the Knuckle Balls
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Post by: Chovie D on July 24, 2013, 12:22:57 PM
4 pages and all I got are donkey dicks still. >:(
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Post by: RacerX on July 24, 2013, 12:29:05 PM
Digital Luddites

The Nameless Shut-ins

Saggy Balzac & the Whitepubes

Ear Hair Explosion


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Post by: Jake on July 24, 2013, 01:06:32 PM
Moo Shu
Chow Mein
Won Ton
Dim Sum
General Tso
Dandan Noodle
Lo Mein
Egg Roll
Crab Rangoon
Moo Goo Gai Pan


And as a band schtick, you could embrace all things corduroy.
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Post by: Chovie D on July 24, 2013, 01:59:06 PM
thats just it jake...all my previous band names have sucked donkey ballz, id like this time to at least move up to donkey dicks

I like "The nameless shut-ins", "digital Luddites" is good too.
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Post by: RacerX on July 24, 2013, 02:00:53 PM
Perfect! I have decided to use "Ear Hair Explosion" myself, but feel free to use any of the others.
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Post by: Lumpy on July 24, 2013, 03:27:22 PM
Quote from: Chovie D on July 24, 2013, 12:22:57 PM
4 pages and all I got are donkey dicks still. >:(

I'm giving you good ideas galore.

What about working backwards?

We're going to wear (cop uniforms) and our song titles are (Jelly Donut, We're Just Doing Our Jobs, Tasered Granny) so our band is called (Five-Oh)

Are there vocals? Or is it instrumental?
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Post by: Chovie D on July 24, 2013, 04:20:54 PM
no costumes, no live peformances
half our shit is one thing, the other half is something else entirely. you can hear both in the "post your latest recodings' thread.
half has lyrics half doesnt, the half that does, the lyrics are intentionally vague and without meaning.


name cannot be too jokey, racist, bigoted, or homophobic
shouldnt involve any known products or famous names, nor be a parody of those.
name cannot be taken, be too long, or be an inside joke that only me and two of my friends will get,

before i played in Kung pao...i was in Camel Toe  >:(...it can only go up from there folks.
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Post by: Discö Rice on July 24, 2013, 04:25:35 PM
Lacist
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Post by: RAGER on July 24, 2013, 04:55:45 PM
Quote from: Chovie D on July 24, 2013, 04:20:54 PM
no costumes, no live peformances
half our shit is one thing, the other half is something else entirely. you can hear both in the "post your latest recodings' thread.
half has lyrics half doesnt, the half that does, the lyrics are intentionally vague and without meaning.


name cannot be too jokey, racist, bigoted, or homophobic
shouldnt involve any known products or famous names, nor be a parody of those.
name cannot be taken, be too long, or be an inside joke that only me and two of my friends will get,

before i played in Kung pao...i was in Camel Toe  >:(...it can only go up from there folks.

Sheesh...
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Post by: Chovie D on July 24, 2013, 05:07:58 PM
sheesh what? CAMEL TOE?
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Post by: RacerX on July 24, 2013, 05:13:50 PM
Quotename cannot be too jokey, racist, bigoted, or homophobic
shouldnt involve any known products or famous names, nor be a parody of those.
name cannot be taken, be too long, or be an inside joke that only me and two of my friends will get

That does't leave much to work with, does it?

Are film references out?

Lukewarm Water

Moose Preserve

Green Globule

The New Originals



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Post by: Chovie D on July 24, 2013, 05:22:56 PM
I dont think not using or even referencing copyrighted trademarks is very restrictive. do you?

I hate all those names like REO SpeedDealer, Artimus Pyledriver, or whatever...and they NEVER end well for those bands do they?
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Post by: RacerX on July 24, 2013, 05:28:15 PM
Quote from: Chovie D on July 24, 2013, 05:22:56 PM
I dont think not using or even referencing copyrighted trademarks is very restrictive. do you?

I hate all those names like REO SpeedDealer, Artimus Pyledriver, or whatever...and they NEVER end well for those bands do they?

I see. So are film references out or not?
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Post by: Chovie D on July 24, 2013, 05:44:54 PM
Id rather not reference films, board games, sports teams or heros, products of any kind....

this is a band , not a wacky pack

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Post by: RacerX on July 24, 2013, 05:49:40 PM
Quote from: Chovie D on July 24, 2013, 05:44:54 PM
Id rather not reference films, board games, sports teams or heros, products of any kind....

this is a band , not a wacky pack



In that case, with irony being so popular these days, I suggest "The Wacky Pack."
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Post by: Chovie D on July 24, 2013, 06:10:23 PM
(http://www.wackypackages.org/stickers/flashbackII/lenticulars/FBII_lenticular_bandache3.gif)
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Post by: RacerX on July 24, 2013, 06:42:48 PM
Quote from: Chovie D on July 24, 2013, 06:10:23 PM
(http://www.wackypackages.org/stickers/flashbackII/lenticulars/FBII_lenticular_bandache3.gif)

See? Think of the album cover possibilities!!
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Post by: dogfood on July 24, 2013, 08:32:55 PM
Quote from: Chovie D on July 24, 2013, 05:22:56 PM
I dont think not using or even referencing copyrighted trademarks is very restrictive. do you?

I hate all those names like REO SpeedDealer, Artimus Pyledriver, or whatever...and they NEVER end well for those bands do they?

I've met and chatted with Senor Schmidt from REO SpeedDealer and I gotta say what a real dude, not super nice, not an asshole just a regular dude.  And, them getting letters from Reo Speedwagon's lawyers is just plain righteous.  Anyone who pisses off Reo Speedwagon to that degree is awesome.  Heard the Rich Mullins disaster first hand.  WOW!  What can ya say about junkies that hasn't been said?  I can honestly say I haven't listened to YLD 'cause of that.  I used to love Karma to Burn...
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Post by: Lumpy on July 25, 2013, 08:43:47 PM
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Post by: Demon Lung on July 25, 2013, 08:57:41 PM
Ping pong ding along
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Post by: Lip on July 25, 2013, 09:30:19 PM
The Killing of Frank McNabb

The House

Seven Rivers Vagabonds - SRV

Engine of the Makers

Push R

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Post by: Chovie D on July 26, 2013, 09:22:43 AM
donkey dicks
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Post by: Lumpy on July 26, 2013, 05:43:06 PM
CABBAGE

HAYSTACKS
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Post by: Lumpy on July 26, 2013, 05:45:55 PM
INVESTORS
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Post by: Lumpy on July 26, 2013, 05:46:31 PM
POPPED COLLA HUSTLAZ
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Post by: Demon Lung on July 26, 2013, 06:14:36 PM
Quote from: Lumpy on July 26, 2013, 05:46:31 PM
POPPED COLLA HUSTLAZ
that was probably taken in the late 90s by a member of no limit records
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Post by: Chovie D on July 26, 2013, 06:39:14 PM
I like Cabbage alot...my bandmate will therefor hate it.

Norm from the swans had a band called "Of Cabbage and Kings"  :D

god, this sucks donkey dicks >:(
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Post by: Lumpy on July 27, 2013, 02:14:02 AM
Just forget about a band name that sounds "cool" -- those are mostly taken. Less demand for a name that sounds un-cool.

There's a popular band in Thailand called POTATO (that's how I came up with CABBAGE). There's a terrible band in Mexico called Cabbage but they're teenagers (so c'mon, their band is doomed) and they haven't updated their FB for a year.

How about ONION BOY?

SALAD?
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Post by: mutantcolors on July 27, 2013, 03:02:12 AM
Quote from: Jake on July 18, 2013, 05:58:43 PM
to...

Naming a band, "Sucks All Kinds of Donkey Dicks."

(We call ourselves SAKoDD for shorthand.)

Sack O.D.

Album title Too Many Testicles
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Post by: Demon Lung on July 27, 2013, 03:55:15 AM
Ambulance chasers
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Post by: Danny G on July 27, 2013, 09:46:19 AM
Dungeons and Donkeys

Donkey Danglers

Dangling Donkey

Dick Donkey




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Post by: Demon Lung on July 27, 2013, 09:57:58 AM
Just name the band "the donkey dick that got sucked"
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Post by: Lumpy on July 27, 2013, 07:07:29 PM
I still think a fishing name is the way to go.

LUNKHEAD

HOOKLINE & SINKER

MONOFILAMENT SOMETHING
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Post by: Chovie D on July 28, 2013, 01:12:58 PM
I had a band breifly that had a fishing name.

The Chrome Piggies. when fish enter our rivers from the ocean to swim upstream and spawn , they are bright silver colored and at their freshest. so a chrome pig is fat fresh fish. by they time they get all the way upstream they become discolored and their flesh begins to decay...those are called boots.

evne tho the band only existed for a couple fake rehearsals(drunk jam sessions really), I still would feel odd using the name. but yeah Ive been thru the whole fishing thing before, downrigger, catch and Release,  buzzbombs, yellow rod crackers, the treble hooks, the flossers.

I dunno, still nothing grabbing me. :'(
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Post by: VOLVO))) on July 28, 2013, 03:10:51 PM
I played drums in "Don't Horse it"

We went by D. H. I.

HEHEHE

What about shitty car names?

Monza? Gremlin? Pacer? Pinto? Chevette?
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Post by: eddiefive10 on July 28, 2013, 04:59:32 PM
My last band was fishing inspired in a weird way, my buddy Ethan played bass and drums in the band Freya with Carl from Earth Crisis, I stopped in one day when the were practicing and Carl started asking me about snow mobiling and fishing for sturgeon on the St Lawrence river, I got back to band practice and we thought it was the craziest thing, Carl from Earth Crisis asked me about fishing for sturgeon!?!?!?!????  So we thought about the name sturgeon and it was taken, but the name Acipenser the scientific name wasn't, I thought it sounded like a grind band name myself. I also looked up Sabbath song titles and to this day I've never seen a band called "LORD OF THIS WORLD"
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Post by: Muffin Man on July 28, 2013, 09:15:11 PM
Red Herring? Chum? naming a band is no big fucking deal, someone makes a new band every day, most of course which mean shit to anyone.

ps. Chovie when that music gonna come out? Would like to hear it!
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Post by: Demon Lung on July 29, 2013, 07:10:57 PM
Chum was a grunge band in the 90s. They did a grunge version of "darling Nikki" from prince.
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Post by: Chovie D on July 29, 2013, 07:33:54 PM
Quote from: Muffin Man on July 28, 2013, 09:15:11 PM
Red Herring? Chum? naming a band is no big fucking deal, someone makes a new band every day, most of course which mean shit to anyone.

ps. Chovie when that music gonna come out? Would like to hear it!

i dont really envision any kind of release for this band. It seems unlikely.
but I will let you know when its up on the internet.

this is fuckin bullshit man. Im so sick of even tryng to think of a name...fuck it.


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Post by: neighbor664 on July 29, 2013, 07:46:05 PM
Acronym comprised of the first initial of each member's last name.
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Post by: Demon Lung on July 29, 2013, 08:03:22 PM
How about the one eyed monster?
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Post by: Chovie D on July 29, 2013, 08:11:35 PM
Quote from: neighbor664 on July 29, 2013, 07:46:05 PM
Acronym comprised of the first initial of each member's last name.

there's only two band members so it would be "JM".... :(
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Post by: neighbor664 on July 29, 2013, 08:25:13 PM
Quote from: Chovie D on July 29, 2013, 08:11:35 PM
Quote from: neighbor664 on July 29, 2013, 07:46:05 PM
Acronym comprised of the first initial of each member's last name.

there's only two band members so it would be "JM".... :(

Or MJ (eluding to some Michael Jackson connection?)
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Post by: Lumpy on July 29, 2013, 08:41:44 PM
BABYJUICE

Wait, are you looking for some sort of BLACK SERPENT type name?
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Post by: Demon Lung on July 29, 2013, 08:48:08 PM
Serpent of the moon
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Post by: Lumpy on July 29, 2013, 08:56:47 PM
KILL UGLY FLAB

(not taken yet)

FLAB

(ditto?)

variations (FLABFIGHTER, etc)
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Post by: Lumpy on July 29, 2013, 08:57:39 PM
I know bad suggestions can be worse than nothing. My friend recommended the name GIBLET to me  ::)
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Post by: liquidsmoke on July 29, 2013, 10:07:22 PM
Chovie D
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Post by: Metal and Beer on July 29, 2013, 10:18:03 PM
Quote from: Chovie D on July 29, 2013, 07:33:54 PM
Quote from: Muffin Man on July 28, 2013, 09:15:11 PM
Red Herring? Chum? naming a band is no big fucking deal, someone makes a new band every day, most of course which mean shit to anyone.

ps. Chovie when that music gonna come out? Would like to hear it!

i dont really envision any kind of release for this band. It seems unlikely...


No shows and no releases planned?

You Might Not Need a Name ™
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Post by: neighbor664 on July 29, 2013, 11:13:16 PM
 .
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Post by: Chovie D on July 30, 2013, 09:21:53 AM
Quote from: Metal and Beer on July 29, 2013, 10:18:03 PM
Quote from: Chovie D on July 29, 2013, 07:33:54 PM
Quote from: Muffin Man on July 28, 2013, 09:15:11 PM
Red Herring? Chum? naming a band is no big fucking deal, someone makes a new band every day, most of course which mean shit to anyone.

ps. Chovie when that music gonna come out? Would like to hear it!

i dont really envision any kind of release for this band. It seems unlikely...


No shows and no releases planned?

You Might Not Need a Name ™

need a name to  make a facebook page...thats about it. making music should be about making music and fun...instead its just about a bunch of fake ass crap ...oh well.
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Post by: Lumpy on July 30, 2013, 11:32:37 AM
I'm sure you will come up with something good. You have time...

Is WAR BONG taken? ???
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Post by: Chovie D on July 30, 2013, 11:42:16 AM
I like that name alot actually. maybe Im just a dumbass?
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Post by: Lumpy on July 30, 2013, 11:45:09 AM
That's Dr. Skeeter's band (Zackled)... WAR BONG

Maybe stop telling yourself you can't do it, and something will bubble up to the surface?
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Post by: RacerX on July 30, 2013, 11:59:20 AM
50 Foot Bong

Bongaholics

Bongwater Belch

Bongwater Baptism

KING BONG
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Post by: deleted account on July 30, 2013, 02:40:32 PM
OK Fuckos Let's Go
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Post by: black on July 30, 2013, 06:08:33 PM
Chovie D solved his problem over in the Food Forum/Restaurants thread.
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Post by: Chovie D on July 30, 2013, 06:52:49 PM
not so fast mr black. >:(
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Post by: black on July 30, 2013, 06:59:50 PM
OK, you're right.

Cougar Karaoke is probably more suited for a band made up of chubby, tattooed roller derby moms, doing bad garage Rock.

Still, when I read your words I laughed.
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Post by: Chovie D on July 30, 2013, 07:04:57 PM
I wil run it by my bandmate, maybe he;'ll love it.

This is what usually happens, i get so worn down trying to pick a great one that Ill just settle for whatever the other people will accept.

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Post by: mortlock on July 30, 2013, 11:28:23 PM
I just found out there is a modern band with the same name as one of my past bands. if you google the name theres about 20 fucking links that come up, all about the band. how do you settle on a name without googling it first?? its an obscure name besides the point. im actually kind of impressed someone else thought if it besides me. 
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Post by: jibberish on July 31, 2013, 05:24:56 AM
that hades mining co is a good one. makes me smile.

chovie, the answer has been here all along. the band name..so obvious


"Chovie D"  it means nothing, uses the 3 syllable impact format....
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Post by: Chovie D on July 31, 2013, 09:29:04 AM
well while all this has been going on, an old project has been revisited and plans to go into the stuido to do a single for release on an indie record label...now that project also needs a name. so its donkey dicks au duex.

name for the second project which is a heavy doomy type thing :Brutus  (yes its taken a couple times over by some bands in south america i think...do i need to change the spelling?) brootis? brutis? brutus USA?
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Post by: RAGER on July 31, 2013, 10:35:18 AM
Snake Sneakers

Centipede Sandals
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Post by: RacerX on July 31, 2013, 11:24:39 AM
Quote from: Chovie D on July 31, 2013, 09:29:04 AM
name for the second project which is a heavy doomy type thing :Brutus  (yes its taken a couple times over by some bands in south america i think...do i need to change the spelling?) brootis? brutis? brutus USA?

BREWTIS.

Or Bro-Tits...
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Post by: lordfinesse on July 31, 2013, 02:30:49 PM
Quote from: jibberish on July 31, 2013, 05:24:56 AM
that hades mining co is a good one. makes me smile.

chovie, the answer has been here all along. the band name..so obvious


"Chovie D"  it means nothing, uses the 3 syllable impact format....

In other words.. You are the last dragon. You possess the power of the glow.

That's right, Bruce Leroy... the master is You !
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Post by: Chovie D on July 31, 2013, 03:21:26 PM
I must have missed a movie or two....

cant name the band after myself that would be uberghey. oooh I would go for "Uberghey", but my bandmate specifically said nothing homosexy. :(
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Post by: mortlock on July 31, 2013, 11:12:54 PM
Quote from: jibberish on July 31, 2013, 05:24:56 AM
that hades mining co is a good one. makes me smile.

chovie, the answer has been here all along. the band name..so obvious


"Chovie D"  it means nothing, uses the 3 syllable impact format....
hades mining co. has its first show ever lined up in buffalo ny on September 17th. this is coming 14 years after the band formed.haha. ill announce the full line up when I know it. I think theres a band from plano tx playing called 'uncle'.   
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Post by: Lumpy on August 01, 2013, 12:33:46 AM
DADDY'S STUMP
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Post by: Lumpy on August 01, 2013, 12:38:20 AM
VAULT

or do you say

VAÜLT
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Post by: Demon Lung on August 01, 2013, 07:12:07 AM
Shit creek
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Post by: Headshrinker on August 01, 2013, 07:30:35 AM
Quote from: RacerX on July 30, 2013, 11:59:20 AMKING BONG

Already taken:

(http://www.aural-innovations.com/issues/issue41/kingbong.jpg)
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Post by: VOLVO))) on August 01, 2013, 09:57:21 AM
Why not look at occupations?

(this is my name, damn it)  IRONWORKER

WELDER

JOURNEYMAN

LINEMAN

DITCH DIGGER/DITCH WITCH

ROOFER

ROUGHNECK

PIPE FITTER

BRAZER

FRAMER

MACHINIST

TRUCKER
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Post by: MichaelZodiac on August 01, 2013, 10:09:41 AM
WITCHES' BONG
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Post by: VOLVO))) on August 01, 2013, 10:12:19 AM
Atomic bong
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Post by: Headshrinker on August 01, 2013, 10:19:28 AM
Quote from: SunnO))) on August 01, 2013, 09:57:21 AMWELDER

Bongwelder
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Post by: mortlock on August 01, 2013, 10:22:33 AM
BONGTALLICA
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Post by: VOLVO))) on August 01, 2013, 10:31:03 AM
Megabong? Bongdeth?
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Post by: Headshrinker on August 01, 2013, 11:00:41 AM
(http://kirbymuseum.org/blogs/kirby-vision/wp-content/uploads/sites/5/2009/12/kang-3.jpg)
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Post by: Headshrinker on August 01, 2013, 11:40:25 AM
(http://d1vr6n66ssr06c.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/EGMnow_Smite.jpg)
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Post by: Demon Lung on August 01, 2013, 02:06:44 PM
WAR motherfucking BONG!
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Post by: Lumpy on August 01, 2013, 02:12:57 PM
SMITELORDS
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Post by: Demon Lung on August 07, 2013, 04:43:09 PM
I was driving down the road today thinking about different types of trees and I though of chovies band name. Monkey puzzle.
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Post by: Chovie D on August 07, 2013, 05:00:30 PM
Quote from: Demon Lung on August 07, 2013, 04:43:09 PM
I was driving down the road today thinking about different types of trees and I though of chovies band name. Monkey puzzle.

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Post by: neighbor664 on August 09, 2013, 10:23:44 AM
How's about calling it Baculum?

http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2013/08/08/a-most-interesting-bone/
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Post by: jibberish on August 09, 2013, 11:50:07 AM
backwoods apothecary from a general disc thread.

when I was in florida at FIT in Melbourne there, they had a monkey's puzzle tree. My first impression was that a stand of that shit would be the last thing I would want to drop into on a parachute.
(http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/monkey-puzzle-tree-14411836.jpg)
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Post by: Dave J on August 09, 2013, 08:45:52 PM
Quote from: neighbor664 on August 09, 2013, 10:23:44 AM
How's about calling it Baculum?

http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2013/08/08/a-most-interesting-bone/

I like that!
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Post by: Lumpy on August 10, 2013, 12:21:21 AM
GIANT HAYSTACKS

(http://www.assetstorage.co.uk/AssetStorageService.svc/GetImageFriendly/721236194/700/700/0/0/1/80/ResizeBestFit/0/PressAssociation/FABD99A8D2352372CF2BD4B4920062E8/giant-haystacks-1981.jpg)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/42/Claude_Monet,_Haystack,_Morning_Snow_Effect_(Meule,_Effet_de_Neige,_le_Matin),_1891,_oil_on_canvas,_65_x_92_cm,_Museum_of_Fine_Arts,_Boston.jpg)
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Post by: Ranbat on August 10, 2013, 10:44:35 AM
Bongwater Disco!

Chiken n' Waffles?

SuperHemiOverdrive?

Big Muff Fastback?

Fuzzbox GT?

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Post by: Mr. Foxen on August 10, 2013, 11:02:07 AM
Quote from: neighbor664 on August 09, 2013, 10:23:44 AM
How's about calling it Baculum?

http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2013/08/08/a-most-interesting-bone/

From linked medical report: "degloving the phallus"
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Post by: neighbor664 on August 10, 2013, 01:34:11 PM
Hey, the OP did reference animal cock, did it not?
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Post by: Danny G on August 10, 2013, 07:32:09 PM
Scott Baculum


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Post by: neighbor664 on August 10, 2013, 09:25:00 PM
Quote from: Danny G on August 10, 2013, 07:32:09 PM
Scott Baculum

GMTA!
(http://cupofourtay.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/scottpostcard.jpg)
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Post by: Ombrenuit on August 12, 2013, 01:48:11 PM
Barbara Streisand Doom Band
Marilyn Monroe Muff Show
Jane Fonda Analconda
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Post by: Lumpy on August 13, 2013, 05:35:22 AM
DILHOLE

BIKINI AREA

DOWNTOWN FLUIDS

CROTCHKICKER

(http://static2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/I+just+wait+until+they+hang+up+wile+breathing+heavily+_1c393d85987fde0b668eb339eeacf6f1.gif)
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Post by: VOLVO))) on August 14, 2013, 11:30:41 AM
Bon Choive