big donkey dicks, little donkey dicks, crooked donkey dicks, you name it....naming a band suck them all.
tempted to throw my guitar in the street and run it over.
Speed Peter.
Buttpussy........best band name ever for anyone from the jam room
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk! >:(
No way, José. Naming a band is fun. I bet you will come up with something funny and cool.
Or what about paying respect to somebody else's music by naming the band after one of their lyrics, song titles, album titles etc.
Local/regional names are good too.
Inside joke, etc.
It's actually one of my favorite aspects of starting a band.
Thundergunt?
(http://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y387/agencyofchange/33854970_zpse718e401.jpg) (http://s1272.photobucket.com/user/agencyofchange/media/33854970_zpse718e401.jpg.html)
(http://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y387/agencyofchange/heavy-metal-band-name-generator_zps949e009f.jpg) (http://s1272.photobucket.com/user/agencyofchange/media/heavy-metal-band-name-generator_zps949e009f.jpg.html)
Electric Gunt?
Gunt Wizard?
Black Gunt?
Gunt Mountain?
Start compiling a list of band names, even if your band isn't ready. Everybody comes up with like 20 names, then vote or whatever.
This thread should be over after Gunt Wizard.
Is Black Wizard taken ? ::)
>:(
I liked the Gunt angle...but Gunt is taken.
god dammit. every name either sucks or is taken.
I'm starting a new band now and names are definitely a pain in the ass. I used to like coming up with band name but in hindsight they were all pretty awful. Even when I look at my iTunes, 95% or more of the bands I like have moderate to severely stupid names. Just as long as it's not excessively juvenile then I can tolerate most of them.
Anal Gunt
yeah, everything I come up with is really juvenile or an inside joke that no one else would get. I dont wanna be so jokey this time.
maybe I should retitle the thread.
to...
Naming a band, "Sucks All Kinds of Donkey Dicks."
(We call ourselves SAKoDD for shorthand.)
Donkey Dick...the band ?
FRÖNTBÜTT
Too on-the-nose?
i thought about FrontButt and Buttsecks too. The guy im n the band with wont use anything with any Gay connotations in it. Otherwsie we'd already be called gay Unicorn.
I love Speed Peter
I named my new band CV. It means whatever you want it to mean. I like cosmic voyeur. We've got a chick playing synth and shaking her ass
I'd worry that people would confuse CV with the band CIV which is another issue I have with names that are too close to other bands which is almost impossible to avoid.
Then you'll really hate my new band, Sleap.
I'd go with one of these:
Gashes to Gashes, Bust to Bust
Xelda: the Adventure of Chink
Drone Gunmen
The Four Whores, Man
^those are all good.
I once thought "Hey, put some random letters together that have absolutely no meaning!"...when I looked it up on the internet -it was already taken. One day all the unique names will be entire 50 word paragraphs.
I don't see how creative people can get stuck on this for very long. Come on now, you can do it. Anyway, it's not a problem until you're ready to play a show. If you're getting started early on the name search, thats's probably good.
Buttpussy Joel and the Donkey Dicks???
Quote from: Lumpy on July 19, 2013, 12:39:09 AM
I don't see how creative people can get stuck on this for very long. Come on now, you can do it. Anyway, it's not a problem until you're ready to play a show. If you're getting started early on the name search, thats's probably good.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li563rbMQs1qhpzp8o1_400.jpg)
Eh, I remember playing in a Death Metalband and before i joined them they had problems figuring out what to call the band. So the bassplayer just logged in to his WoW acc (fuck WoW) and used the random name generator. Band ended up being called Vaalturion.
Other then that ive had some pretty funny names like: Disrage, Concrete Sledge, Whats the color of your chainsaw, Snuten tog min lilla syster (Swe - The police took my baby sister), Feta Gretas Kakor (Swe - Fat Gretchels Cookies), The Black Lords Of Hammerfell (Fuck yeah, elders scrolls!)
Doesnt matter if the names crappy or geniously, some will like them, some will hate them.
I write bands off based on their names, sometimes.
QuoteElectric Gunt?
Gunt Wizard?
Black Gunt?
Gunt Mountain?
Imagine those but replace the G with a C :x !
My advice is think of something atleast a bit meaningful, it really seriously puts me off when a band has a really generic name, especially in this day and age, I'd avoid anything with Wizard, Bong, Witch or Black in it...
Post some tracks up! What are the songs about!?
Superdiarrhea
Diarrhea Party
Type 2 Diarrhea
Little Frank one
Modest Mercy
Little Strong Bear
Marsh Dweller's son
Contumacy
Son of Mercy God
Red Stick
The Gilded One
Of the bunch
Trickling Stream
Paleface
Son of Combat Strength
The Crook
Blackwitch Wizardbong is going to be the name of my next band.
We'll probably always be 1 person short of having a full line up spend more time getting wasted than actually playing music and never play a gig or record anything.
But that will be keeping in line with my music "career" as pretty much any "band" I've played in over the past 15 years was like that.
Drone Ranger
This band is never going to play shows, but you still need a name to make your music accesible on the internet(which is where this band will probably live).
Its not that hard to think of a few names I like. But to get the other people to agree on em is often difficult to impossible.
I just want a name already so I can make a facebook or whatever the kids are doin these days. :'(
How about Anchovy Paste...
mmmmmmmm.....
How dare you >:(
Chovie D's Wild Ego Trip ?
I like Drone Ranger.
I really like "The Single Cut Beersmiths", but its a brewey in queens already.
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lknbdxSgtw1qc3mnr.png)
Diarrhea suggestion was good... you gotta envision the name printed on a teenager's t-shirt.
DIARRHEA is perfect.
I DO have diahrea alot :(
fuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkkkk! this sucks
Maybe step back a bit and think about what you're trying to do with your band (thematically, conceptually etc). That should point you in a direction. For my band, I wanted a name that was grotesque and sorta weird, but not soooper obvious (DEFLATED EYESOCKET or whatever). How do you want people to think about your band? It's a chance to say something additional about your band (not just music but your aesthetics, influences etc). I refuse to believe that people don't have anything at all to say about their own bands. No way.
The name of my Czech porn grind band is "Asshole Bobby Torino and the Bukake Party Boys"
Dude probably wants something that sounds like it belongs on AmRep like RATCHET or TRUSS.
BLUNDERBUSS?
Ramjam Asshand
Urinary Stump
Fornicunt
El Presidentes Negros
Cocktus
Bleeding Sunday Fuckpants
VROOOOOOM!!
I like drone ranger too ;D
a lil' southern texas rock,
WITH MAH LOWRIDER TROWSER FLAPPING DOOMZ!! ??? ??? ??? ??? ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D
Speed Peter is still the best thing ever. Drone Ranger is tight, too.
MITHRIL.
Mr Hurricane and the Katrinas
The Hot Shits
Can it be something to do with sharks?
ZZ TOP but one letter over on the keyboard... XX RIO
AS I LAY AROUND IN MY UNDERWEAR
Disappointment
Diagnostic Porpoises
Big Hippie Joe & The Swashbucklin' Octopussies
Gravy Training Wheels
Pi And I Scream
Globe Tails and Trotters
Horizontal Hold Up
Three Legged Stool Pigeon
Twin Bizarre Assault
Ephemeral Artistry
Spud Putter
Wanna Anaconda?
I like ROBOT LORDS OF TOKYO but it is already taken ;)
I still think 'Sucks all Kinds of Donkey Dicks' is your best bet.
How about Reluctant to Play Live?
Name your band after some fishing terminology or fishing lore
http://www.bandnamemaker.com/
I've used this for my last 2 bands. If nothing else it can give you some laughs
this thread of names looks like it was made by a bunch of 14 year olds camping out in the treehouse.
right. diarrhea, butts and pussy's . I wouldn't even consider looking at a band with those names. if the name is retarded, I will assume the members are also retarded.
I don't own origin of feces, but every other one. why? I don't like the name so fuck them , they lost a sale.
What about a wrestling name (ATOMIC DROP, LEGLOCK, FOREIGN OBJECT etc)
REAR NAKED CHOKE HOLD
Pope John Paul Jones
G.G. Allin Alda
Mastodon Henley
John Cougar Concentration Camp
Landfill Collins
I like nautical terms. I saw a kickass name off the get go- that's probably taken....
Abandon Ship!
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_nautical_terms
There's some fucking gold in there.
Barrelman
A sailor that was stationed in the crow's nest.
Monkey's Fist
So cool.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey%27s_fist
Ox-eye
A cloud or other weather phenomenon that may be indicative of an upcoming storm.
John Cougar Concentration Camp is taken, but Jake's others are gems.
Whiskey Houston
David Allan Codeine
Fleetwood Macarena
Those are hilarious names (Jake was always a funny guy), but I don't see the point unless you're gonna be a cover band. If your music is supposed to stand on its own in some way, then I think co-opting another band's name (or some actor/movie/book/whatever), even if humorously done...is a disservice.
donkey muther fuckin dicks >:( >:( >:(
Chovie D-Bag :D
Quote from: Metal and Beer on July 21, 2013, 10:09:51 PM
John Cougar Concentration Camp is taken, but Jake's others are gems.
Whiskey Houston
David Allan Codeine
Fleetwood Macarena
I toured with the drummer [or one of] from jccc. he was jamming in a band my band was on tour with. totally cool dude. we played a ton of video golf in the van..
John cougar menstrual cramp?
defective gear:
dead battery
flat tire revival
rusty wrench
outdoor party band: willie waterhead and the leaky tarps.
mix a disease and an auto part
injector meningitis
split-fire clap
staphylocrankcase
hahaha: injector hepatitis
Oh, I didn't intend for anyone to actually consider my posts as legitimate options! Ha!
I'm just a monkey who throws poop at my keyboard...and sometimes words get typed as a result.
Donkey Diques
You're welcome.
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Kim Jong Ill Communication
Evil Resurrection of the Magick Death of the Wizardwraith's Sorcerer
Kird Apes vs Scryb Sprites
Glenn Frey'd Chicken
this could go on forever...
Maybe the moderator can move this over to the "Sorry I Asked" forum. ;)
Perhaps. Oh well.. It was fun for a while.
Quote from: Danny G on July 22, 2013, 12:02:28 PM
Donkey Diques
You're welcome.
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I like this one.
How bout The
Freshness ?
Don't choose Mercian because people will read it as 'Merican and fuck up gig flyers which will make you want to change your name. They will also say "Oh, but that would be awesome if your name was 'Merican!" (because it's 2013 and everything is a big joke)
??? ::) :D
Cliquesquad
How's about Pene De Burro?
Meat probe.
I named my new band CV so it can mean whatever you want it to mean. Naming bands does indeed suck
Dick Finger and the Knuckle Balls
4 pages and all I got are donkey dicks still. >:(
Digital Luddites
The Nameless Shut-ins
Saggy Balzac & the Whitepubes
Ear Hair Explosion
Moo Shu
Chow Mein
Won Ton
Dim Sum
General Tso
Dandan Noodle
Lo Mein
Egg Roll
Crab Rangoon
Moo Goo Gai Pan
And as a band schtick, you could embrace all things corduroy.
thats just it jake...all my previous band names have sucked donkey ballz, id like this time to at least move up to donkey dicks
I like "The nameless shut-ins", "digital Luddites" is good too.
Perfect! I have decided to use "Ear Hair Explosion" myself, but feel free to use any of the others.
Quote from: Chovie D on July 24, 2013, 12:22:57 PM
4 pages and all I got are donkey dicks still. >:(
I'm giving you good ideas galore.
What about working backwards?
We're going to wear (cop uniforms) and our song titles are (Jelly Donut, We're Just Doing Our Jobs, Tasered Granny) so our band is called (Five-Oh)
Are there vocals? Or is it instrumental?
no costumes, no live peformances
half our shit is one thing, the other half is something else entirely. you can hear both in the "post your latest recodings' thread.
half has lyrics half doesnt, the half that does, the lyrics are intentionally vague and without meaning.
name cannot be too jokey, racist, bigoted, or homophobic
shouldnt involve any known products or famous names, nor be a parody of those.
name cannot be taken, be too long, or be an inside joke that only me and two of my friends will get,
before i played in Kung pao...i was in Camel Toe >:(...it can only go up from there folks.
Lacist
Quote from: Chovie D on July 24, 2013, 04:20:54 PM
no costumes, no live peformances
half our shit is one thing, the other half is something else entirely. you can hear both in the "post your latest recodings' thread.
half has lyrics half doesnt, the half that does, the lyrics are intentionally vague and without meaning.
name cannot be too jokey, racist, bigoted, or homophobic
shouldnt involve any known products or famous names, nor be a parody of those.
name cannot be taken, be too long, or be an inside joke that only me and two of my friends will get,
before i played in Kung pao...i was in Camel Toe >:(...it can only go up from there folks.
Sheesh...
sheesh what? CAMEL TOE?
Quotename cannot be too jokey, racist, bigoted, or homophobic
shouldnt involve any known products or famous names, nor be a parody of those.
name cannot be taken, be too long, or be an inside joke that only me and two of my friends will get
That does't leave much to work with, does it?
Are film references out?
Lukewarm Water
Moose Preserve
Green Globule
The New Originals
I dont think not using or even referencing copyrighted trademarks is very restrictive. do you?
I hate all those names like REO SpeedDealer, Artimus Pyledriver, or whatever...and they NEVER end well for those bands do they?
Quote from: Chovie D on July 24, 2013, 05:22:56 PM
I dont think not using or even referencing copyrighted trademarks is very restrictive. do you?
I hate all those names like REO SpeedDealer, Artimus Pyledriver, or whatever...and they NEVER end well for those bands do they?
I see. So are film references out or not?
Id rather not reference films, board games, sports teams or heros, products of any kind....
this is a band , not a wacky pack
Quote from: Chovie D on July 24, 2013, 05:44:54 PM
Id rather not reference films, board games, sports teams or heros, products of any kind....
this is a band , not a wacky pack
In that case, with irony being so popular these days, I suggest "The Wacky Pack."
(http://www.wackypackages.org/stickers/flashbackII/lenticulars/FBII_lenticular_bandache3.gif)
Quote from: Chovie D on July 24, 2013, 06:10:23 PM
(http://www.wackypackages.org/stickers/flashbackII/lenticulars/FBII_lenticular_bandache3.gif)
See? Think of the album cover possibilities!!
Quote from: Chovie D on July 24, 2013, 05:22:56 PM
I dont think not using or even referencing copyrighted trademarks is very restrictive. do you?
I hate all those names like REO SpeedDealer, Artimus Pyledriver, or whatever...and they NEVER end well for those bands do they?
I've met and chatted with Senor Schmidt from REO SpeedDealer and I gotta say what a real dude, not super nice, not an asshole just a regular dude. And, them getting letters from Reo Speedwagon's lawyers is just plain righteous. Anyone who pisses off Reo Speedwagon to that degree is awesome. Heard the Rich Mullins disaster first hand. WOW! What can ya say about junkies that hasn't been said? I can honestly say I haven't listened to YLD 'cause of that. I used to love Karma to Burn...
Ping pong ding along
The Killing of Frank McNabb
The House
Seven Rivers Vagabonds - SRV
Engine of the Makers
Push R
donkey dicks
CABBAGE
HAYSTACKS
INVESTORS
POPPED COLLA HUSTLAZ
Quote from: Lumpy on July 26, 2013, 05:46:31 PM
POPPED COLLA HUSTLAZ
that was probably taken in the late 90s by a member of no limit records
I like Cabbage alot...my bandmate will therefor hate it.
Norm from the swans had a band called "Of Cabbage and Kings" :D
god, this sucks donkey dicks >:(
Just forget about a band name that sounds "cool" -- those are mostly taken. Less demand for a name that sounds un-cool.
There's a popular band in Thailand called POTATO (that's how I came up with CABBAGE). There's a terrible band in Mexico called Cabbage but they're teenagers (so c'mon, their band is doomed) and they haven't updated their FB for a year.
How about ONION BOY?
SALAD?
Quote from: Jake on July 18, 2013, 05:58:43 PM
to...
Naming a band, "Sucks All Kinds of Donkey Dicks."
(We call ourselves SAKoDD for shorthand.)
Sack O.D.
Album title Too Many Testicles
Ambulance chasers
Dungeons and Donkeys
Donkey Danglers
Dangling Donkey
Dick Donkey
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Just name the band "the donkey dick that got sucked"
I still think a fishing name is the way to go.
LUNKHEAD
HOOKLINE & SINKER
MONOFILAMENT SOMETHING
I had a band breifly that had a fishing name.
The Chrome Piggies. when fish enter our rivers from the ocean to swim upstream and spawn , they are bright silver colored and at their freshest. so a chrome pig is fat fresh fish. by they time they get all the way upstream they become discolored and their flesh begins to decay...those are called boots.
evne tho the band only existed for a couple fake rehearsals(drunk jam sessions really), I still would feel odd using the name. but yeah Ive been thru the whole fishing thing before, downrigger, catch and Release, buzzbombs, yellow rod crackers, the treble hooks, the flossers.
I dunno, still nothing grabbing me. :'(
I played drums in "Don't Horse it"
We went by D. H. I.
HEHEHE
What about shitty car names?
Monza? Gremlin? Pacer? Pinto? Chevette?
My last band was fishing inspired in a weird way, my buddy Ethan played bass and drums in the band Freya with Carl from Earth Crisis, I stopped in one day when the were practicing and Carl started asking me about snow mobiling and fishing for sturgeon on the St Lawrence river, I got back to band practice and we thought it was the craziest thing, Carl from Earth Crisis asked me about fishing for sturgeon!?!?!?!???? So we thought about the name sturgeon and it was taken, but the name Acipenser the scientific name wasn't, I thought it sounded like a grind band name myself. I also looked up Sabbath song titles and to this day I've never seen a band called "LORD OF THIS WORLD"
Red Herring? Chum? naming a band is no big fucking deal, someone makes a new band every day, most of course which mean shit to anyone.
ps. Chovie when that music gonna come out? Would like to hear it!
Chum was a grunge band in the 90s. They did a grunge version of "darling Nikki" from prince.
Quote from: Muffin Man on July 28, 2013, 09:15:11 PM
Red Herring? Chum? naming a band is no big fucking deal, someone makes a new band every day, most of course which mean shit to anyone.
ps. Chovie when that music gonna come out? Would like to hear it!
i dont really envision any kind of release for this band. It seems unlikely.
but I will let you know when its up on the internet.
this is fuckin bullshit man. Im so sick of even tryng to think of a name...fuck it.
Acronym comprised of the first initial of each member's last name.
How about the one eyed monster?
Quote from: neighbor664 on July 29, 2013, 07:46:05 PM
Acronym comprised of the first initial of each member's last name.
there's only two band members so it would be "JM".... :(
Quote from: Chovie D on July 29, 2013, 08:11:35 PM
Quote from: neighbor664 on July 29, 2013, 07:46:05 PM
Acronym comprised of the first initial of each member's last name.
there's only two band members so it would be "JM".... :(
Or MJ (eluding to some Michael Jackson connection?)
BABYJUICE
Wait, are you looking for some sort of BLACK SERPENT type name?
Serpent of the moon
KILL UGLY FLAB
(not taken yet)
FLAB
(ditto?)
variations (FLABFIGHTER, etc)
I know bad suggestions can be worse than nothing. My friend recommended the name GIBLET to me ::)
Chovie D
Quote from: Chovie D on July 29, 2013, 07:33:54 PM
Quote from: Muffin Man on July 28, 2013, 09:15:11 PM
Red Herring? Chum? naming a band is no big fucking deal, someone makes a new band every day, most of course which mean shit to anyone.
ps. Chovie when that music gonna come out? Would like to hear it!
i dont really envision any kind of release for this band. It seems unlikely...
No shows and no releases planned?
You Might Not Need a Name ™
.
Quote from: Metal and Beer on July 29, 2013, 10:18:03 PM
Quote from: Chovie D on July 29, 2013, 07:33:54 PM
Quote from: Muffin Man on July 28, 2013, 09:15:11 PM
Red Herring? Chum? naming a band is no big fucking deal, someone makes a new band every day, most of course which mean shit to anyone.
ps. Chovie when that music gonna come out? Would like to hear it!
i dont really envision any kind of release for this band. It seems unlikely...
No shows and no releases planned?
You Might Not Need a Name ™
need a name to make a facebook page...thats about it. making music should be about making music and fun...instead its just about a bunch of fake ass crap ...oh well.
I'm sure you will come up with something good. You have time...
Is WAR BONG taken? ???
I like that name alot actually. maybe Im just a dumbass?
That's Dr. Skeeter's band (Zackled)... WAR BONG
Maybe stop telling yourself you can't do it, and something will bubble up to the surface?
50 Foot Bong
Bongaholics
Bongwater Belch
Bongwater Baptism
KING BONG
OK Fuckos Let's Go
Chovie D solved his problem over in the Food Forum/Restaurants thread.
not so fast mr black. >:(
OK, you're right.
Cougar Karaoke is probably more suited for a band made up of chubby, tattooed roller derby moms, doing bad garage Rock.
Still, when I read your words I laughed.
I wil run it by my bandmate, maybe he;'ll love it.
This is what usually happens, i get so worn down trying to pick a great one that Ill just settle for whatever the other people will accept.
I just found out there is a modern band with the same name as one of my past bands. if you google the name theres about 20 fucking links that come up, all about the band. how do you settle on a name without googling it first?? its an obscure name besides the point. im actually kind of impressed someone else thought if it besides me.
that hades mining co is a good one. makes me smile.
chovie, the answer has been here all along. the band name..so obvious
"Chovie D" it means nothing, uses the 3 syllable impact format....
well while all this has been going on, an old project has been revisited and plans to go into the stuido to do a single for release on an indie record label...now that project also needs a name. so its donkey dicks au duex.
name for the second project which is a heavy doomy type thing :Brutus (yes its taken a couple times over by some bands in south america i think...do i need to change the spelling?) brootis? brutis? brutus USA?
Snake Sneakers
Centipede Sandals
Quote from: Chovie D on July 31, 2013, 09:29:04 AM
name for the second project which is a heavy doomy type thing :Brutus (yes its taken a couple times over by some bands in south america i think...do i need to change the spelling?) brootis? brutis? brutus USA?
BREWTIS.
Or Bro-Tits...
Quote from: jibberish on July 31, 2013, 05:24:56 AM
that hades mining co is a good one. makes me smile.
chovie, the answer has been here all along. the band name..so obvious
"Chovie D" it means nothing, uses the 3 syllable impact format....
In other words.. You are the last dragon. You possess the power of the glow.
That's right, Bruce Leroy... the master is You !
I must have missed a movie or two....
cant name the band after myself that would be uberghey. oooh I would go for "Uberghey", but my bandmate specifically said nothing homosexy. :(
Quote from: jibberish on July 31, 2013, 05:24:56 AM
that hades mining co is a good one. makes me smile.
chovie, the answer has been here all along. the band name..so obvious
"Chovie D" it means nothing, uses the 3 syllable impact format....
hades mining co. has its first show ever lined up in buffalo ny on September 17th. this is coming 14 years after the band formed.haha. ill announce the full line up when I know it. I think theres a band from plano tx playing called 'uncle'.
DADDY'S STUMP
VAULT
or do you say
VAÜLT
Shit creek
Quote from: RacerX on July 30, 2013, 11:59:20 AMKING BONG
Already taken:
(http://www.aural-innovations.com/issues/issue41/kingbong.jpg)
Why not look at occupations?
(this is my name, damn it) IRONWORKER
WELDER
JOURNEYMAN
LINEMAN
DITCH DIGGER/DITCH WITCH
ROOFER
ROUGHNECK
PIPE FITTER
BRAZER
FRAMER
MACHINIST
TRUCKER
WITCHES' BONG
Atomic bong
BONGTALLICA
Megabong? Bongdeth?
(http://kirbymuseum.org/blogs/kirby-vision/wp-content/uploads/sites/5/2009/12/kang-3.jpg)
(http://d1vr6n66ssr06c.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/EGMnow_Smite.jpg)
WAR motherfucking BONG!
SMITELORDS
I was driving down the road today thinking about different types of trees and I though of chovies band name. Monkey puzzle.
Quote from: Demon Lung on August 07, 2013, 04:43:09 PM
I was driving down the road today thinking about different types of trees and I though of chovies band name. Monkey puzzle.
How's about calling it Baculum?
http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2013/08/08/a-most-interesting-bone/
backwoods apothecary from a general disc thread.
when I was in florida at FIT in Melbourne there, they had a monkey's puzzle tree. My first impression was that a stand of that shit would be the last thing I would want to drop into on a parachute.
(http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/monkey-puzzle-tree-14411836.jpg)
Quote from: neighbor664 on August 09, 2013, 10:23:44 AM
How's about calling it Baculum?
http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2013/08/08/a-most-interesting-bone/
I like that!
GIANT HAYSTACKS
(http://www.assetstorage.co.uk/AssetStorageService.svc/GetImageFriendly/721236194/700/700/0/0/1/80/ResizeBestFit/0/PressAssociation/FABD99A8D2352372CF2BD4B4920062E8/giant-haystacks-1981.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/42/Claude_Monet,_Haystack,_Morning_Snow_Effect_(Meule,_Effet_de_Neige,_le_Matin),_1891,_oil_on_canvas,_65_x_92_cm,_Museum_of_Fine_Arts,_Boston.jpg)
Bongwater Disco!
Chiken n' Waffles?
SuperHemiOverdrive?
Big Muff Fastback?
Fuzzbox GT?
Quote from: neighbor664 on August 09, 2013, 10:23:44 AM
How's about calling it Baculum?
http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2013/08/08/a-most-interesting-bone/
From linked medical report: "degloving the phallus"
Hey, the OP did reference animal cock, did it not?
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Quote from: Danny G on August 10, 2013, 07:32:09 PM
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