naming a band sucks all kinds of donkey dicks

[Pissy]

There's some fucking gold in there.



Barrelman
A sailor that was stationed in the crow's nest.

[Pissy]

Monkey's Fist

So cool.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey%27s_fist

[Pissy]

Ox-eye
A cloud or other weather phenomenon that may be indicative of an upcoming storm.

[Metal and Beer]

John Cougar Concentration Camp is taken, but Jake's others are gems.

Whiskey Houston
David Allan Codeine
Fleetwood Macarena

[black aspirin]

Those are hilarious names (Jake was always a funny guy), but I don't see the point unless you're gonna be a cover band.  If your music is supposed to stand on its own in some way, then I think co-opting another band's name (or some actor/movie/book/whatever), even if humorously done...is a disservice.

[Chovie D]

donkey  muther fuckin dicks 

[black aspirin]

Chovie D-Bag 

[mortlock]

John Cougar Concentration Camp is taken, but Jake's others are gems.

Whiskey Houston
David Allan Codeine
Fleetwood Macarena

I toured with the drummer [or one of] from jccc. he was jamming in a band my band was on tour with. totally cool dude. we played a ton of video golf in the van..  

[Cursed71]

John cougar menstrual cramp?

[jibberish]

defective gear:
dead battery
flat tire revival
rusty wrench
outdoor party band: willie waterhead and the leaky tarps.

mix a disease and an auto part

injector meningitis
split-fire clap
staphylocrankcase


hahaha:  injector hepatitis

[Jake]

Oh, I didn't intend for anyone to actually consider my posts as legitimate options! Ha!

I'm just a monkey who throws poop at my keyboard...and sometimes words get typed as a result.

[Danny G]

Donkey Diques


You're welcome.


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[lordfinesse]

Kim Jong Ill Communication

Evil Resurrection of the Magick Death of the Wizardwraith's Sorcerer

Kird Apes vs Scryb Sprites

Glenn Frey'd Chicken


this could go on forever...

[Pissy]

Kird Apes vs Scryb Sprites

nice

[lordfinesse]

Kird Apes vs Scryb Sprites

nice

Just for you 

[Lumpy]

Maybe the moderator can move this over to the "Sorry I Asked" forum.

[lordfinesse]

Perhaps.  Oh well.. It was fun for a while.

[Chovie D]

Donkey Diques


You're welcome.


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I like this one.

How bout The
Freshness ?

[liquidsmoke]

Don't choose Mercian because people will read it as 'Merican and fuck up gig flyers which will make you want to change your name. They will also say "Oh, but that would be awesome if your name was 'Merican!" (because it's 2013 and everything is a big joke)

[VOLVO)))]

Cliquesquad

[lordfinesse]

Cliquesquad

The name of our supergroup, no?

[neighbor664]

How's about Pene De Burro?

[eyeprod]

Meat probe.

I named my new band CV so it can mean whatever you want it to mean. Naming bands does indeed suck

[RAGER]

Dick Finger and the Knuckle Balls

[Chovie D]

4 pages and all I got are donkey dicks still.