Dave'sCookinShow!!

[Lumpy]

You stabbed it.

[RAGER]

The mark of a pro.

[Muffin Man]

The production is... off the charts!

[mortlock]

The official 2021 tour has begun.

TAKE OUT TOUR 2021.

First tour episode in post production now. Coming soon!!

[mortlock]

Episode 44. Lamb Merguez.

[Muffin Man]

Enticingly exotic. How do I cook that egg! Lovely toast. I shall follow suit.

[RAGER]

Now that's a taco!!

[mortlock]

boil water. put 2 eggs (for 1 serving) into the boiling water for 4 mins. take it out and carefully peal the shell off. put the egg into a bowl and eat with a spoon. best tasting egg you will ever have.

[RAGER]

You ever try poaching an egg sans shell?  It's easier cuz no shell.

[mortlock]

no i havent. im not sure that comes out the same as a soft boiled.

[Muffin Man]

[RAGER]

I don't remember the salmonella egg scare.

[mortlock]

Childhood classics.

[Muffin Man]

I am mortified by that

[socket]

I am mortified by you.

[Lumpy]

He's just fucking with us now. 

[mortlock]

TAKE OUT TOUR 2021. First show. Killer cheeseburger!!

[Muffin Man]

Diggin the theme! great show.
I'd probably try everything on Schaller's menu, nice place.
Did someone have a chocolate?

[mortlock]

The black glove had some ice cream on the way over.

[RAGER]

[mortlock]

sunny side of the sun!!

[Pissy]

Exquisitely peppered.

[mortlock]

For the dcs historians out there, episodes 1 - 36 is season 1. Eps 37 to the end of the year (2021) will be season 2 and every year after will be a new season.

[Lumpy]

MORE LIKE DAVES HOOKIN SHOW, AM I RIGHT?

[Lumpy]

That was uncalled for.