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Started by black, June 22, 2016, 10:03:18 AM

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black

I'm tired of having to scroll through the Blog Thread to enjoy the most StonerRock Food Show ever..
















Putting this together I realized that the 8th Episode doesn't seem to exist*.
Not sure if that is an accounting error or if Episode 8 is a pay-for-view deal.
If I were to speculate, I'd say it's the Savoy Truffle Episode.



*added (as well as episode 12 and 14)
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mortlock

#1
EPISODE 8 HOTDOGS [lost episode]

mortlock

episode 12 - Italian sausage

MadJohnShaft

I can't watch that one there. People outside of WI have no fucking clue how to grill sausage.


That aside, I have some additional requests to add a little sex to these - you should get a hot girl in Cowboy clothes to eat the food at the end.
Some days chickens, some days feathers

black

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mortlock

Quote from: MadJohnShaft on June 23, 2016, 10:02:37 AM
I can't watch that one there. People outside of WI have no fucking clue how to grill sausage.


That aside, I have some additional requests to add a little sex to these - you should get a hot girl in Cowboy clothes to eat the food at the end.
name one person from WI that has their own cooking show.

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black

Quote from: MadJohnShaft on June 23, 2016, 10:02:37 AM
I can't watch that one there. People outside of WI have no fucking clue how to grill sausage.


That of course is a false and desperate statement.

Quote from: mortlock on June 23, 2016, 11:36:35 AM
name one person from WI that has their own cooking show.
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You had to ask, didn't you?

Kyle Cherek

He will convince Whiteys in Wisconsin that they are hip and sophist-a-ma-cated.
Not sure if the rest of the world will agree.

http://kylecherek.com/about/
http://wisconsinfoodie.com/
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mortlock

judging by the pic of kyle on his website, im guessing he knows all sorts of things about sausage.

MadJohnShaft

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peoplething

don't the 'sconies just boil them in beer and throw them on the grill for a few minutes?


or is there some special secret cheese for Wisconsin grilled sausage? does Favre or Rodgers show up and grill them?
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MadJohnShaft

Well, like with brats you would grill them gently on all sides till they are nicely browned and then stick them in a pan of boiling beer on the grill while you attend the other business -  but not over high heat spurting out and causing flare ups like that, they just burst and give up all their liquid and turn into a hard blackended raw inedible stick.

I come from the land of sausage, Milwaukee Wisconsin. If you cooked sausage like that there you would get deported.

Some days chickens, some days feathers

mortlock

I should have know once I started an award winning cooking show the sausage snobs would crawl out of the woodwork to throw opinions around.

black

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MadJohnShaft

#14
Do you think Julia Child did not relish and act upon constructive criticism. If you want to be a YouTube sensation you need to always be selling it.

'Throw away your darlings' is the term for it, in writing advice articles.

You should try to get coverage on your town's local news channel or paper. Let's work on your press release.  I think black will write it.

Some days chickens, some days feathers

socket

Don't feed the trolls... and don't be a pussy.

Lumpy

Can't wait for the Big Salad episode!!!
Rock & Roll is background music for teenagers to fuck to.

black

What's the hold-up here?
Did Dave go on a fast?
Dial-up down?
More Dave'sCookinShow please!
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khoomeizhi

surely there's more things you eat?
let's dispense the unpleasantries

mortlock

new episodes coming soon. i have a few things in post production. wait until the fall/winter hits. i got a few things on the way that compliments the cool weather perfectly. that you wont want to miss.

thegodmachine

i miss autumn. autumn doesnt exist anymore

Jor el

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mortlock


black

Curious as to whether you used hard, corn tortilla shells or soft flour ones.

I'll keep my opinion about white people and their overwhelming need to put sour cream on tacos and burritos to myself.
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Jor el



SOUR  CREAM  EVERY  DAY
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