Dave'sCookinShow!!

[Pissy]

Another gold medal episode. 

[mortlock]

bean stew sandwich.

[RAGER]

Torta de frijoles caliente con queso amarillo.

[mortlock]

did a couple tour stops today.
one live and one zombie.

[mortlock]

[mortlock]

as one might imagine while filming an award winning cooking show, you might not get it right the first time through. admittedly the production standards on dcs are already extremely low, but there are times when a reshoot has to happen. would anyone be interested in seeing dcs bloopers? normally i just delete the bad takes but if they are funny or entertaining enough, should i post them as bloopers?

[Pissy]

I like it the way it is.  Don't change a thing.

However, supplemental outtake episodes can help bolster the brand to those who have put you on a pedestal, to show how human you really are.  Having said that, keep your episode lengths (including blooper reals) the same.  I doubt the more is better approach applies here.  

[mortlock]

Heres a blooper from yesterdays tour. Like an idiot i botch the places name kinda and for some idiotic reason i thought it was 2024 already. To make matters worse when i gave the lead in line to the black glove to describe the donuts she completely froze up.

[RAGER]

Fukn hand models. Sheesh.

[mortlock]

italian classic!!

[Muffin Man]

mortadella vs soppresata

[mortlock]

[Pissy]

late night cannabis induced munchie session?

[mortlock]

Tbh there are not enough bonghits in the world to get through that thing. It was pretty gross. I loaded it up with hotsauce and managed to get halfway through it. The birds and squirrels got the rest of it.

[RAGER]

I could probably make it edible.

I kinda want a turkey pot pie now.

Kellie mom tried to give us a giant can of BEEF IN JUICES. Her neighbor gave it to her. I said ah hell no! 

[Muffin Man]

one could make it edible by scooping out the insides and refilling with canned haggis

[Pissy]

I bet you could make a downright presentable hash with that Beef in Juices.

Recognizing that the quality of the dish hinges upon the quality of the beef.

[RAGER]

Only ones eatin that shit are preppers hiding in their bunkers after Biden wins again. And it suits them. Fukn bucket food eaters.

[mortlock]

i ate so much pot roast i was almost sick. it was soooooo good.

[RAGER]

I'm always down for onion petals

[mortlock]

[mortlock]

[Pissy]

The criticism of the masses for DCS selling out to McCorporate influence will be swift, blunt and likely short lived.  Weather the storm with chin up. 

[RAGER]

McDaves Cookin' Show.

[Muffin Man]

I've never seen that many sesame seeds on a QP bun before. And those onions are the best I've ever seen...edit, on a QP.