The Jam Room Blog Thread.

[jibberish]

refrigitator magnent

[Chovie D]

what do you all think of:


"Wizard Elf Shitstorm"

its the name of one of our "songs".


my partner rejected "Screaming negro Acid rock"...i kinda forgot he has a black wife before I suggested it..hope he wasnt bummed, he didnt seem to be at all tho. He didnt go for Unicorn Bris either which I really liked. I hate this part.....

[eyeprod]

yeah naming bands sucks because you can't just choose what you like and say, that's the one. People have to agree. sigh. Tho I suppose it's a good thing to have someone else keep your stupid ideas in check

[The Shocker]

Mexican Harelip

[Chovie D]

how bout just "Shitstorm" then?

[RAGER]

Methamphibian

[the diddler]

Gay Unicorn's kinda redundant, no?

how about:
Horsecock Warlocks
Bong-n-Dong
Shitfire Momslot
ASS

[JemDooM]

I like Wizard Elf Shitstorm!

[Chovie D]

Gay Unicorn's kinda redundant, no?

how about:
Horsecock Warlocks
Bong-n-Dong
Shitfire Momslot
ASS

all excellent choices...ASS needs to be A.S.S. tho, like S.W.A.T.
bong n dong is great for a duo...'Hi Im bong, and my partner dong here is about to get this party started!"

[Chovie D]

A.S.S. is taken

Shitstorm is taken

[Mr. Foxen]

Two amps added to working pile, and one bass is alive. Both amps were described as 'working' on ebay, but there is a different definition of that word there. It might be 'not on fire right now'.

[Instant Dan]

A Null Rampage

Lite Rally

[VOLVO)))]

Scuzzlebutt

Ham Wallet

[Lumpy]

Hamfist

Almighty Smitelords

Grunders

[The Shocker]

Broseph

Brostyle

Brostylez

Browear

[VOLVO)))]

Broseph

Brostyle

Brostylez

Browear

I will delete every single fucking post you make if you start bringing that bro/lance bullshit into the fucking Jam Room. Test me, and fucking play with me. I will NOT tolerate this bullshit. Call me a nazi if you want, but this fucking cancer will not be creeping in here and running off the people I come here to see. FUCK. NO.

[The Shocker]

[Chovie D]

my wife said "wizard elf shitstorm" reminded her of electric wizard, so thats out.

i really like "alzheimers" because it gives us the excuse to suck really bad or not know what we're doin..and because we are old..its funny to me....but apparently its funny to no one else so ...

i should just insist on "gay unicorn" and be done with it.. I hate this crap.

hamfist is good.

moar please?

[The Shocker]

People round here pronounce it "Allstimers".

[Chovie D]

Crapa Diem ?

[Discö Rice]

The Original Led Zeppelin

Bean Jacket

MacGuyver

Oyster Pelt

Nguyen Ngoc Loan and the Pop Tops

Curds and Whey

[liquidsmoke]

How about a non-joke/silly name? Or is that too douchey for this cynical sarcastic era?

[Metal and Beer]

Mr. Pissed

Super Diaper

Codeiner

[xayk]

Underwater Haircut
Dangerous Girls Doing Dangerous Work
Eschew Le Pew
Lawnmower Barber Shop
Filthy Lacy Throwpillows
Drug Money Robin Hood
Vintage Bisque Dicks
Sloth Loft
Welding Not Wedding
Ravenous Desert Thirst Quencher

bonus unicorn content:
Homophobic Unicorn
Homophilic Unicorn
Unicorn Matterhorn
Candycorn Unicorn

I can do this all day just to stave off boredom. (Sometimes I do.) I used to think I was crazy, but then Eric Andre launched Eric's Band Names, and I feel a little more sane. http://ericsbandnames.com/

[the diddler]

Alzheimers is good; I think Super Diaper could be a contender.

Juggaloaded
PopeCock
Bush Regime
Fingertight
Regal Fecals