47 Ronin

[WhoreOfTijuana]

does he say  "whoa" anywhere?!?!?

[boltthrow]

Bad CGI, check.
Stilted "Oriental" narration, check.
Fat Keanu, check.
Sterotypical dragon monsters, check.
Bad Keanu acting, check.
Faux tough guy (and chick) banter, check.
Won't see it, check.

[WhoreOfTijuana]

Bad CGI, check.
Stilted "Oriental" narration, check.
Fat Keanu, check.
Sterotypical dragon monsters, check.
Bad Keanu acting, check.
Faux tough guy (and chick) banter, check.
Won't see it, check.

All the reasons to see it!!  It's Keanu !

[peoplething]

why would they hire Keanu Reeves to do a short that only lasts two minutes and thirty seconds?