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Started by VOLVO))), April 29, 2011, 08:32:30 PM

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VOLVO)))

If you're buying an old DoD pedal, the battery cover is missing.

Closely followed by the Peavey amp you're trying to buy has "seen some time on the road."


What are some other cliches that you see when people sell shit on CL? "VINTAGE?!"

"I like a dolphin who gets down on a first date."  - Don G


CHUB CUB 4 LYFE.


mortlock

more in record buying than equipt..

VOLVO)))

"My son wants me to sell it for him"
"I like a dolphin who gets down on a first date."  - Don G


CHUB CUB 4 LYFE.

Ranbat

on CL and Ebay

"Just trying to get rid of some gear I don't need/use"
Meh :/

black_out

By my side I keep my things that I ne-uh-ed! Rest in peace is gonna set me free!

Worthless Willie

I found this Gibson Les Paul Custom in storage...don't know what it is.  $950.


Real ad from today.
What happens between me and Steve Vegas and him and my wife and me and his goat is our own goddam business. Butt the fuck out. - Jeff Smith

VOLVO)))

"White owned."

Read from an ad for a stereo system.

Emailed him a picture of my dick.
"I like a dolphin who gets down on a first date."  - Don G


CHUB CUB 4 LYFE.

Worthless Willie

Quote from: SunnO))) on April 29, 2011, 10:02:06 PM
"White owned."

Read from an ad for a stereo system.

Emailed him a picture of my dick.

Jesus.  Good job, dude.
What happens between me and Steve Vegas and him and my wife and me and his goat is our own goddam business. Butt the fuck out. - Jeff Smith

VOLVO)))

Quote from: Worthless Willie on April 29, 2011, 10:14:31 PM
Quote from: SunnO))) on April 29, 2011, 10:02:06 PM
"White owned."

Read from an ad for a stereo system.

Emailed him a picture of my dick.

Jesus.  Good job, dude.

I also coined the term "Willie Rigged."

In honor of your outbursts in the Motherland. :D
"I like a dolphin who gets down on a first date."  - Don G


CHUB CUB 4 LYFE.

Worthless Willie

I'm honored.

*raises black fist*
What happens between me and Steve Vegas and him and my wife and me and his goat is our own goddam business. Butt the fuck out. - Jeff Smith

VOLVO)))

I've had to willie rig a few battery covers for my dod pedals, already.

maaan...
"I like a dolphin who gets down on a first date."  - Don G


CHUB CUB 4 LYFE.

Lumpy

#12
"might need a setup"

"I really don't want to sell this/ if this doesn't sell, I won't be disappointed/ my loss is your gain"

"dripping with mojo"
Rock & Roll is background music for teenagers to fuck to.

NoSleepTilSleep

"As you can tell from the headstock, it's from the law-suit era"

and less common but still funny

"One of Matt Pike's Green cabs.. he used it on Dopesmoker"

Ranbat

^^^ That Matt Pike thing gives me an idea. Haven't seen this, but I may have to use it.

"(insert big rock name) may have owned this guitar. I have no proof, but do you really want to pass up the chance to own the guitar (insert big rock name) may have owned?"  :)
Meh :/

beardofcthulhu

Buying a Flying V?  It will surely have "chips on the wing"....buy a fucking guitar stand already...
Peace through volume.

Jake

The BIGGEST offender by far...

Listing things as Fender instead of Squier and Gibson instead of Epiphone. Bugs the piss out of me.
poop.

Hemisaurus

Quote from: Jake on April 30, 2011, 06:12:06 PM
The BIGGEST offender by far...

Listing things as Fender instead of Squier and Gibson instead of Epiphone. Bugs the piss out of me.
Same shit, different price tag.

Round here it's

Will swap for fishing boat/ATV/Playstation3/iPhone

beerrhino


spookstrickland

"Lots of life left in it"

Code for: beat to hell
I'm beginning to think God was an Astronaut.
www.spookstrickland.com
www.tombstoner.org

LogicalFrank

"No scammers!"

Has this ever stopped a scammer? "Oh man, I was gonna scam this fellow but he said not to pretty adamantly. Next!"
"I have today made a discovery which will ensure the supremacy of German music for the next hundred years."

Pundan


spookstrickland

"could use some TLC"

Code:  Beyond repair.

I'm beginning to think God was an Astronaut.
www.spookstrickland.com
www.tombstoner.org

RAGER

"always stored in my smoke-free studio"
No Focus Pocus

LogicalFrank

"Never been gigged."

"My loss is your gain."
"I have today made a discovery which will ensure the supremacy of German music for the next hundred years."