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Started by Demon Lung, February 03, 2012, 11:27:47 AM

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mortlock

good choice. you couldnt afford me anyways.

socket

I'd probably pay more per plate from Morty than Jom. I think there needs to be Dave vs Jom cookoff.
Don't feed the trolls... and don't be a pussy.

Lumpy

It could be like Iron Chef where they get a surprise ingredient that they have to use in every dish.
Rock & Roll is background music for teenagers to fuck to.

mortlock

im in.
joms creations are extraordinary. i am honored to compete on his level.

Lumpy

I think you could take him. Especially if the judges are anti-Ranch.
Rock & Roll is background music for teenagers to fuck to.

Muffin Man

I am prepared to serve as one of the judges  :D

socket

Episode 1: Mayonnaise
Don't feed the trolls... and don't be a pussy.


mortlock

Quote from: socket on October 01, 2020, 12:42:47 AM
Episode 1: Mayonnaise
im fuckin totally going to do a mayo episode.

RAGER

Mayo is super simple. Just gotta have the technique.
No Focus Pocus


Muffin Man

I found my cuisinart hand held blender! What's the deal with Mayo?

Muffin Man

Quote from: socket on September 30, 2020, 10:32:33 PM
I'd probably pay more per plate from Morty than Jom. I think there needs to be Dave vs Jom cookoff.

Whatever they charge? I'll undercut'em by $5 dollars. Deal?

socket

Like I suspected. They'll have to pay you!
Don't feed the trolls... and don't be a pussy.

Muffin Man

HA! Yes. As you can imagine I'm pretty well booked! Upgrading the mainframe infrastructure as soon as the electrical pad farm is certified. No hangups so far! 12 hour days. Trust me, we burn 6 12's.

RAGER

Fried eggs with ham and cheese tater stacks.

No Focus Pocus

Muffin Man

Magnificient! Clearly calls for a bloody mary or two. Hang on a minute...

RAGER

No Focus Pocus

mortlock

Those better not be rasins or the collab is off.

RAGER

Oh hell no!  Chili oil with fermented black soy beans.
No Focus Pocus

socket

Don't feed the trolls... and don't be a pussy.

Muffin Man

Thats gonna clog the pipes

mortlock

Sunny side up egg over potato pancake with sausage.

Muffin Man

#373
Ugh. No. Clearly gimped. What the hot sauce? Looks correct, probably Louisisaca style or, Tapatilo. Looks watery, which in this case is correct. The toast side can fuck off. The sauasage look hopless. I hope you had enough Malpe Syrup for that "sauasge".

mortlock

The hotsauce is topps store brand discounted as evident by line through bar code. The toast is a heal piece from a bullshit loaf of white bread. The sausage is school cafeteria quality.
Maple syrup is for pussies who cant handle high quality cafeteria sausage.

I put this together to show off my culinary skillz. Not many people are capable of making more with less.